1. Torchwood.
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2. Outside the government, beyond the police.
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3. Tracking down alien life on Earth
and arming the human race against the future.
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4. The 21 st century is when everything changes.
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5. And you've gotta be ready.
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6. Nearly there.
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7. We've been right busy
since you lot were billeted here.
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8. This your first time?
The others been teasing you? That it?
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9. My name's Mary. Mary, like the Virgin.
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10. Religious man, are you?
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11. I'm not your bloody hound.
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12. Whore!
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13. Do whores have prayers?
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14. Once, just once,
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15. I'd like to walk into one of these tents
and find it's a party.
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16. You know, with food and drink, people dancing,
a girl crying in the corner.
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17. - Is it alien?
- And how.
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18. I'm picking up traces of ilmenite,
pyroxene and even Dark Matter.
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19. - Any idea what it is?
- Not a clue.
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20. Could be a weapon or a really big stapler.
How's our friend there?
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21. - She's dead.
- Yeah, thanks, Quincy. "She"?
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22. - Judging by the size of her skull.
- How long have they been here, Tosh?
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23. From the depth they found them,
196 years, 11 to 11 -and-a-half months.
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24. The Earth's been disturbed,
so I'm afraid I can't be more accurate.
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25. What killed her? The stapler?
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26. No. See those shattered ribs?
I reckon she was shot.
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27. - Well, let's get her back to the H ub and find out.
- Yep.
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28. Need a hand?
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29. - Oh, you're so light! You're like a girl.
- I'm not light, I'm wiry. Fat girls go mad for it.
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30. But I guess I don't need to tell you that.
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31. I'm really sorry.
I think your computer might be dead.
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32. You're kidding. What happened?
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33. Okay, so she said I was no good at sport. Hello?
So I said, "Well, throw something to me and..."
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34. - What happened to the computer?
- Oh, I kicked out the plug.
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35. What? I was running
a translation program I'd written.
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36. I'd collated
every scrap of alien language we've got
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37. and broken it down into binary threads
to see if there was a common derivation.
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38. That's a bit of a mouthful.
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39. Sorry. Private joke... Erm, stupid joke.
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40. We're supposed to be professionals.
We've got a job to do.
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41. She's right. You're right, Tosh. I'm sorry.
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42. Do you know what, Tosh?
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43. Sometimes I think even that stick up your arse
has got a stick up its arse.
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44. So the guy over there's been
staring at me all evening,
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45. and I've told him he's wasting his time,
but he won't listen.
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46. So I've come over to talk to you
because I know how this ends.
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47. He gets a punch in the neck and I get barred.
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48. And I've already been barred from about 20 pubs,
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49. and I don't want to get barred from this one
because they do these nice olives on the tables.
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50. - Er... right. Okay, then.
- Cool. Let me get you a drink.
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51. - Really, there's no need.
- J D and Coke. And, Toshiko, what do you want?
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52. - I didn't tell you my name.
- Oh, yeah. That was the other thing.
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53. - I kind of know who you are.
- I think you're mistaken...
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54. Toshiko Sato. Born in London, 1975,
moved to Osaka when you were two,
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55. then back to the U K in 1986.
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56. Parents in the RAF,
grandfather worked at Bletchley Park.
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57. Very impressive.
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58. University, blah, blah.
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59. Snapped up to government science think tank
when you were 20.
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60. Recruited to Torchwood three years ago.
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61. I saw you at the building site this morning.
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62. What was that you had in the case?
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63. How do you know about Torchwood?
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64. There's stuff on the Internet,
but you have to dig really deep.
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65. Plus, we pick bits and pieces up
from police radio scanners. We also...
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66. - "We"?
- Scavengers.
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67. Collectors, just like you.
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68. How many of there are you?
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69. Listen, don't think it's in any way organised.
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70. It's really just a disparate bunch of IT guys
who live with their mothers.
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71. I shouldn't talk to you.
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72. So go.
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73. What's most amazing
are the similarities with our own culture.
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74. But that can be horrible,
'cause we find lots of weapons
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75. and it just makes you think,
"My God, everything wages war.
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76. "It's not just a trait of ours,
but a trait of existence."
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77. And it makes you feel so hopeless.
But then there are times...
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78. We found this thing. It was about A4 size
and it had all these symbols on it,
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79. and it took me about three months to translate.
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80. And it was a letter someone had written
to his family, to his children,
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81. to say how much he was missing them.
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82. It just made me cry, because I thought,
even across these unimaginable distances,
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83. there are fundamentals
that stay exactly the same.
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84. And there's no one to talk to about this.
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85. I mean, the guys at work, they're great,
but they don't see it the way I do.
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86. I could be fired just for telling you that.
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87. I want to show you something.
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88. It's a pendant.
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89. Put it on.
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90. I'll drink one more and just drive slowly.
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91. Does coffee count as food
if you've got sugar in it?
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92. If he tugs his groin one more time,
I'm gonna smack him in the face.
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93. I should have said it was Hammer time
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94. when she asked what the time was earlier.
That would have made them all laugh.
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95. What are they? I can hear voices.
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96. Bloody Sudoku. So bloody smug.
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97. Did I send that e-mail?
Did I click the "Reply to All"?
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98. They're people's thoughts.
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99. He doesn't touch me any more.
What?
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100. They're people's thoughts, Toshiko.
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101. I wish I'd shagged that single dad
I met at the parents' evening.
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102. What's that Asian girl doing?
Is she having a fit or something?
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103. If I move slightly to the left...
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104. It's... They're so loud.
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105. She's cute, though. Is that her girlfriend?
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106. Marcus Farrell reckons he's done it
with two lesbians, lucky sod.
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107. How would it work?
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108. That man over there with... I can hear him.
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109. I mean, does one of them sort of sit on...
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110. Okay, Toshiko, I need you to focus.
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111. - I can hear all of them.
No way I'm showing that to a doctor.
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112. Home in on my voice. Shut everything else out.
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113. It's so...
- Just me. There's no one else but me.
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114. Can you hear me?
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115. Can you hear me now?
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116. Okay, I want you to home in on just my thoughts.
Ignore everything else.
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117. - There's just so much...
- You can do it.
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118. It takes practice,
but this is what you have to learn.
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119. Now, what am I thinking?
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120. - This is so hard.
- Follow my voice. What am I thinking?
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121. - You're thinking...
- That I want to kiss you.
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122. - I.. I'm sorry. That was...
- No, look, it's...
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123. - Sometimes you can't control...
- I know. It's fine.
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124. - Where did you get it?
- It's been in the family a long time.
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125. - I've never seen anything like it. It's incredible.
- It's more than incredible.
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126. With this, you can read people's minds.
It levels the pitch between man and God.
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127. - Is it alien?
- I guess.
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128. No, I want you to keep it.
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129. - What? I can't, Mary.
- Please.
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130. I've kept it too long. After a while it gets...
You hear too much.
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131. It changes how you see people.
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132. I'll have to show it to the others.
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133. What?
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134. Nothing. Just, I bet you don't.
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135. And you know this
from finding my CV on the Internet?
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136. No, because I know the pendant.
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137. Well, you're wrong. Because I will.
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138. Yeah? But you won't.
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139. - Good morning.
- Yeah, hi, Ianto.
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140. What the hell would produce
such a perfect circular puncture?
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141. Maybe some kind of wooden stake.
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142. Hey, Tosh.
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143. She better not go into one
about the computer again.
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144. Morning.
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145. Sergeant Giving-It-All.
"Oh, Gwennie has deigned to call her old mates."
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146. Should put a Weevil in his bathroom.
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147. - I've got something to show you.
- Sure.
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148. Please don't make us
sit through another slideshow
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149. about the Incas or whatever it was.
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150. - I want a biscuit.
- Have I got time for a pee first?
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151. Oh, sweetheart, the jeans-in-the-boots thing
has really kind of had its day.
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152. I... I found this thing.
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153. What's she talking about? She can be dead weird.
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154. Wonder what she'd be like in bed.
Catholic but grateful, I bet.
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155. Okay, I don't know if this comes under
actual technology...
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156. I can smell Owen. I can smell him on me
after that shag in his car this morning.
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157. That's twice now.
Does that make it an arrangement?
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158. No, it has to be more than two times, surely.
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159. Long as we keep it to just the two times,
we're fine. What's Tosh looking at?
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160. You okay, Tosh?
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161. When she did that thing
when she ran her tongue across my teeth...
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162. I should have worn different jeans.
I'm gonna have to sit down till this subsides a bit.
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163. - Yeah. No, fine.
- So what is it you want to show us?
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164. I wonder if I could get Owen
to come down to the vault.
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165. No, couldn't have sex in front of a Weevil.
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166. I couldn't even do it
in front of Trevor Kendall's cat.
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167. Forget it. It's...
I found this article. I'll bring it in tomorrow.
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168. No worries.
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169. But thanks for that rambling trip
to nowhere, Tosh.
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170. I can't imagine a time
when this isn't everything.
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171. The pain's so constant,
like my stomach's full of rats.
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172. Feels like this is all I am now.
There isn't an inch of me that doesn't hurt.
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173. I'm about to brew
some of Jack's industrial-strength coffee.
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174. - Would you like a cup?
- I'm... I'm fine.
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175. Thanks, Ianto.
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176. Might have known you'd have my address as well.
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177. - Did you tell them?
- No, I didn't.
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178. What made you change your mind?
You listened to them, didn't you?
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179. See, I told you. Isn't it incredible?
Some of the stuff you hear!
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180. What is this thing? Why did you give it to me?
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181. - I told you.
- The things I heard.
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182. What they thought of me,
what they really thought.
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183. God, these are people
that are supposed to like me.
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184. They do like you. People are complicated. They...
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185. Okay, I should have warned you about this.
It isn't like reading someone's diary.
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186. The stuff you've been hearing,
it's so deep, so personal,
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187. stuff they're not even aware they're thinking.
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188. You think you know someone,
then suddenly you see them for real
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189. and they're bastard, little kids!
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190. Not everything.
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191. Not everyone.
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192. I wouldn't say your thoughts were exactly pure.
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193. At least they're consistent.
No agenda. No resentment.
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194. They pity me.
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195. - You don't pity me.
- Why would I?
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196. - What you're thinking now, that's pretty graphic.
- That wasn't my thought.
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197. - What?
- I wasn't thinking anything.
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198. That wasn't my thought. Must have been yours.
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199. - That one. There. That's yours.
- Yeah, that was mine.
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200. I certainly seem to be enjoying myself.
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201. You would.
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202. You will.
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203. You have no ashtrays in your whole house,
not one.
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204. What are you using?
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205. - I think it's an egg cup.
- I see.
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206. You okay? Freaking out a little?
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207. - Your birthday's July, right?
- You're the expert.
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208. - Isn't it a little late to still have your cards up?
- What?
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209. " Lots of love, Owen."
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210. I'm guessing that's Owen from work,
Owen from the building site yesterday morning,
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211. Owen from the photo on your fridge.
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212. - Put that down.
- All I'm saying is,
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213. - I don't want to get in the way of anything.
- There's nothing to get in the way of.
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214. I see.
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215. - You want to talk about it?
- Not really.
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216. It's okay. Wouldn't be the first time
I'd been a rebound shag.
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217. You weren't, okay?
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218. Nothing's happened. Nothing will ever happen.
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219. One of the delightful things I found out,
thanks to your bloody pendant.
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220. It's not all bad, the pendant.
Some of the things it can do are extraordinary.
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221. What good could ever come of that?
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222. You need to work that out for yourself.
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223. You need to go somewhere public,
somewhere crowded.
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224. What am I looking for?
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225. It will find you.
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226. I'm sick of these riddles. What's going on?
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227. - Where did you get this?
- I told you.
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228. Who are you, Mary?
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229. - Is that even your real name?
- Okay.
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230. Here's another name.
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231. Philoctetes. I'm Philoctetes.
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232. Could bandage my hand,
say I shut it in a car door.
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233. That would explain
why the signatures don't match.
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234. Gives me an hour before Lisa gets back
to dress up.
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235. I've got to be careful. She's starting to notice
her tights getting baggy around the crotch.
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236. all big-eyed and giggly,
and I'm sat there
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237. with my boobs like something
out of the National Geographic.
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238. Six cigarettes today
and all of them post-coital. Glorious.
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239. "Ah, Mr Bond, we've been expecting you.
We expect you to die."
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240. Some people should actually be
prohibited from wearing a thong.
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241. What's that girl looking at?
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242. reckons "just gay enough"
is the new black.
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243. I'm gonna kill them. I'm gonna kill them.
I'm gonna kill them. I'm gonna kill them,
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244. lay their bodies out afterwards
and lie next to them.
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245. So I'll have to do myself lying down.
I should have practised that.
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246. Sorry.
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247. I wear my glasses
'cause it makes me look more sensitive.
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248. If Lawrence comes in and finds us,
he'll know that this is what's right
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249. and what he's been doing is trespassing.
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250. I'll tell him it's not a love bite.
Something fell on my neck.
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251. Couldn't switch to another therapist.
We'd spend a year just doing the catch-up.
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252. I won't miss anything.
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253. I won't miss this city, I won't miss this body,
I won't miss anything.
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254. Go. Go and open the door.
- He's here.
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255. All right, Danny?
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256. I want him back at 6:00,
and I mean 6:00 this time.
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257. Kelly's given me 90 minutes after-hours
at the tanning salon as a wedding present.
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258. Besides, you're breaking the law,
bringing him home late.
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259. My dad reckons I can have you arrested,
so think on.
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260. Hey, put your shoes on and go to the toilet.
What's that face?
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261. - I don't wanna go.
- Well, you have to.
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262. Lawrence will be here in a minute
and we're looking at napkins.
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263. - It's boring.
- Well, take your Space Invaders.
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264. Lawrence bought him that.
Don't hear a peep out of him now.
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265. Mind, that's Lawrence all over, dead thoughtful.
Not like some.
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266. Oh, and no cola.
I don't want him coming home here all excited.
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267. - I thought you'd stopped going fishing.
- I have.
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268. Oh, my God, Neil, what are you doing?
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269. I was thinking of the Isle of Wight.
You remember?
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270. We had that chalet,
around when Danny was walking,
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271. and the chalet was just full of spiders,
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272. and you called me your hero
because I wasn't scared.
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273. I would just pick them up and throw them out.
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274. Oh, my God, Neil! No, you're scaring me.
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275. It was this perfect little memory.
We were happy because we were together.
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276. And all this nonsense with Lawrence, it's fine.
I forgive you.
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277. 'Cause I'm looking at the bigger picture now.
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278. Oh, my God! Oh, Christ! No, no! Don't, please.
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279. It's okay. It's just like falling asleep, really.
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280. Oh, no. Don't do this to Danny, please!
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281. Then we will be together forever.
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282. It's okay. You're okay now.
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283. Plodders.
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284. ♪ The leg bone's connected
to the hip bone
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285. Stop singing. Please stop singing.
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286. Anything to stop you singing.
Don't know what you're laughing at.
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287. Stop singing. Please don't sing. Please don't sing.
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288. Not listening.
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289. Right. Okay.
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290. What's going on?
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291. You know the skeleton
we found at the building site?
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292. Well, Amanda Burton here
has just completed the postmortem.
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293. - Okay, I can explain.
- As you may remember, at the building site,
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294. Owen said this was a woman
killed by a single gunshot.
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295. Yeah, I'd been there, like, a minute.
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296. Since then, he's had to "tweak"
some of his initial conclusions,
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297. the first being that this isn't in fact
a woman, but a man.
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298. A young man. A very girly man.
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299. But still, ultimately, a man.
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300. Then there was the cause of death.
Owen said GSW.
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301. - The correct answer was...
- Unidentified trauma, but...
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302. Unidentified trauma?
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303. You see it in RTAs
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304. when something like a steering column or a post
goes into a body at great velocity.
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305. But the one thing that could be ruled out was...
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306. - Gunshot wound.
- Gunshot wound.
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307. Was there, in fact,
any part of your prognosis that was right?
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308. I got that it was a skeleton.
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309. - Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
- You've just passed the point of no return now.
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310. - Where did you train? Did you train?
- I trained at... Look.
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311. Absolutely useless.
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312. Jack, do you know anything
about Greek mythology?
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313. Security visa 45895. Harkness.
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314. A little, why?
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315. You ever heard of Philoctetes?
It came up in a pub quiz.
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316. - You went to a pub quiz?
- Yeah.
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317. No, I love pub quizzes.
Down at the Prince of... Tides.
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318. Philoctetes was an archer
recruited to fight in the Trojan War.
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319. He got in an argument and was marooned
on the island of Lemnos for about 10 years.
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320. Just left there?
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321. Hey, what's happening with that list for U NIT?
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322. H mm? Oh, yeah. I'm still working on it.
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323. Right. Well, you know, when you're ready.
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324. Prime Minister, is this a secure line?
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325. Can you tell me why Torchwood operations
have become part of your security briefings
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326. to the Leader of the Opposition? The deal is... No.
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327. This is incredible.
This is the most incredible thing I ever heard.
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328. - They should make an action figure of you.
- You were right about the pendant.
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329. I see it now. It can be used for good.
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330. What did they say at work?
How did you explain it?
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331. - I didn't tell them.
- I think that's wise.
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332. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to kiss you now.
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333. - Mary, no.
- Listen.
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334. You do something unbelievably brave and sexy,
I have to kiss you.
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335. I don't make the rules.
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336. So,
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337. what's happening with the thing
you found on the building site?
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338. Don't know. My boss is dealing with that.
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339. I thought you did all the technological stuff.
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340. I do, but sometimes our jobs overlap a bit.
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341. I'm doing...
There's an admin thing he's asked me to do.
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342. Don't you have a secretary for that?
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343. It's actually quite complicated.
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344. - So what's he found out?
- I don't know. He's not said anything.
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345. - H mm. That's kind of strange.
- It isn't. It's fine.
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346. No, sure. I mean, if he's keeping stuff from you,
there's bound to be a reason.
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347. You're not still worrying about that, are you?
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348. Okay, so I'm thinking if it isn't a gunshot
or a musket shot or whatever they had then,
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349. maybe it's some kind of ritual.
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350. You are gorgeous.
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351. So I started looking into devil worship
and stuff from that era
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352. to see if there's anything about
plucking out hearts, and would you believe it?
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353. There's nothing.
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354. They ate eyeballs, they drank blood,
they had sex with animals,
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355. but they did not pluck out each other's hearts,
'cause, obviously, that would have been weird.
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356. Why are you so bothered? Whoever did this
is hardly a threat to society any more.
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357. Yeah, I know, it's just... There's something...
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358. - Does that remind you of anything?
- Erm...
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359. That bit in Alien
where that thing bursts out of John H urt?
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360. I'm sorry, I should have been more specific.
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361. Does that remind you of anything
helpful?
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362. - No, sorry.
- Right.
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363. Just go over there, do your computer stuff
and think about shoes, eh?
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364. Thank you.
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365. Has Jack said anything to you
about the hardware we found with the skeleton?
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366. No, why?
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367. Check if there were any hospitals nearby.
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368. Could have been someone died in an operation.
This has got sugar in it.
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369. No worries. Just asking.
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370. Hello.
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371. Keep looking at the skeleton. Don't look at her.
You're grinning. Stop grinning.
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372. Hey, Tosh. That coffee going begging?
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373. What's the matter with him?
Why isn't he looking at me?
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374. There's copies of that Michael Hamilton statement
on your desk.
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375. He's still seeing Cybermen
outside his mother's house.
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376. Don't think about her palm
on the bottom of my spine, her hand in my hair.
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377. - I think I'll just go over there.
- Okay.
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378. I'll phone Social Services,
see if there's a history of mental illness.
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379. No, Gwen, this is good. It can't go on.
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380. This is a good thing.
Why the hell isn't he looking at me?
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381. I think my desk is on fire.
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382. So I've just come from
a really interesting conversation
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383. - with a Detective Inspector Henderson.
- Right.
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384. Interesting because, firstly,
the man had the biggest hands I've ever seen,
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385. and secondly, because of the story he told me
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386. about you saving a woman and her kid
from being murdered by her ex-husband.
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387. - Yeah. No, I was going to tell you about that.
- So why didn't you?
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388. I don't know.
It wasn't a work thing, just a thing thing.
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389. Stuff happens all the time
that's not pertinent to here.
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390. You do this all the time?
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391. So you secretly fight crime, is that it, Tosh?
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392. I didn't want it to look like I was showing off.
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393. The guy they arrested, Henderson said,
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394. you heard him muttering to himself
as he was walking along,
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395. and that's what tipped you off.
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396. Mmm-hmm. Couldn't really work out
what he was saying at first,
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397. and then I was like, "Jesus!"
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398. That's weird,
'cause when I'm about to murder someone,
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399. I'm really careful not to talk to myself about it
while I'm in the street.
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400. No, sure. I mean, that's lesson one.
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401. I was wondering
how you were getting on with this.
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402. It's ongoing.
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403. - Gonna dismantle it?
- Like I said, it's ongoing.
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404. What? Have I got something on my face?
Is it food?
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405. No, sorry, I zoned out.
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406. Well, listen, that was a good save, Tosh.
Well done.
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407. Okay, so I've got crisps,
I've got coffee, real coffee, wine...
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408. I'm giving them the pendant.
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409. - Right, let's...
- You're right.
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410. It's not like reading someone's diary.
It's so much worse,
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411. and it makes me feel dirty and ashamed,
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412. - and now I've been spying on my friends.
- Some friends.
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413. - What's that supposed to mean?
- They pity you. They exclude you.
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414. They've got you doing bloody admin.
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415. So?
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416. - No. I've made up my mind.
- Toshiko, don't do this.
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417. So they'll probably want to talk to you.
Why do you care?
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418. It's the pendant they're interested in.
They don't care about you.
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419. I go in that place, I won't come out again.
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420. What are you talking about? They're not the Stasi.
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421. Look, I'll get my boss to come...
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422. Put the phone down!
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423. Okay, I'll show you.
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424. This is why you can't tell them.
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425. You're cold.
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426. - Who are you?
- Still the person you kissed.
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427. The person you caressed.
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428. Say something.
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429. So I'm shagging a woman and an alien.
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430. Which is worse?
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431. Well, I know which one my parents would say.
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432. I read your thoughts. I didn't see this.
What else are you keeping from me?
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433. You think there could be anything
bigger than this?
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434. The freedom you have...
When I first got here, I found it almost obscene.
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435. My world was savage.
Enforced worship in temples the size of cities,
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436. execution squads roaming the streets.
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437. Dissent of any kind meant death or transportation
to what they'd call a feral outpost.
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438. And the pendant?
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439. It's how my people communicate.
It's how we've communicated for centuries.
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440. Speaking orally, using a prearranged
and finite number of words, it's so archaic.
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441. And kind of gross to look at.
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442. The machine you found is a transporter.
It brought me here, it can get me home again.
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443. - I need it back before you dismantle it.
- Won't you be in danger?
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444. Two hundred years have passed.
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445. There'll be a new government.
There'll have been 20 new governments by now.
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446. Then why hasn't someone come back for you?
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447. I've been forgotten, like Philoctetes on Lemnos.
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448. Let me take you to Torchwood.
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449. Maybe we can help you, fix the transporter,
get you back home.
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450. You won't.
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451. You'll examine me,
assess whether or not I'm useful,
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452. whether I'm a danger, then lock me in a cell.
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453. You're not interested
in understanding alien cultures.
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454. It's just as well you haven't got
the technology to reach other planets yet.
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455. Yours is a culture of invasion.
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456. Do you really think I'm going to walk,
hands raised in surrender, into that?
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457. Silence when the door opens.
Can't do another night of this silence.
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458. His hands were cold.
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459. giving it all.
"We're calling Social Services,"
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460. just over a couple of bruises.
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461. Worst-case scenario,
she lives to be really old
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462. and the whole inheritance
goes on sheltered accommodation.
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463. calling it "Granddad's little secret".
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464. I can't stand it any more, the weight of it.
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465. The depravity. The fear. It fills me up.
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466. It's in my mouth and my hair
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467. and my eyes.
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468. Marmer?
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469. Like I'm drowning in ink.
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470. What am I doing? What am I doing?
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471. " Heart removed. Records and postmortem
passed to Operation Lowry."
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472. Operation Lowry.
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473. And even when I don't have the pendant on,
even when there's nothing,
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474. I can't forget the things I've seen,
the things I've heard.
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475. " Heart removed.
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476. " Heart removed. Removed."
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477. How far back does it go?
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478. It's like a curse,
something the gods sent to drive someone mad.
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479. I had hope I'd see something,
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480. some little random act of kindness
to make me think we were safe,
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481. there was some essential good in us.
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482. This is impossible.
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483. But there isn't.
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484. It's like one of the Weevils.
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485. Look inside, it's just this great yawning scream.
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486. This is completely impossible.
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487. You were right. Everything you said about us.
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488. We're frightened and we're callous.
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489. - Owen.
- You need to see this.
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490. And I can't be part of it any longer.
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491. I don't know what to do. Tell me what to do.
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492. Get me into Torchwood.
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493. "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree
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494. "Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
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495. " Down to a sunless sea"
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496. So where is it, lover?
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497. Stay here. Jack, my boss, has got it.
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498. Be quick. I've a long journey ahead of me.
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499. I might need something to eat before I go.
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500. This what you're looking for?
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501. - Jack.
- Friend of mine...
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502. Let's call him Vincent.
That was his name, after all.
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503. Regular guy, girlfriend,
likes his sport, likes a beer.
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504. Starts acting a little strange, a little distracted.
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505. Suddenly, he disappears for a couple of months.
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506. He comes back
and we've gotta start calling him Vanessa.
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507. Since then, I've always been a little nervous
when a friend behaves out of character.
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508. I'm sorry, we haven't been introduced.
Jack Harkness.
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509. My guess is you're not from around these parts.
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510. Now, this...
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511. This is incredible.
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512. - You know what it is?
- It's a transporter.
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513. Mary was a political prisoner. She was exiled here.
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514. - Look, Jack...
- You got half of it right.
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515. Mary... It is Mary, isn't it?
You want to tell her the really interesting bit?
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516. No? Chatty, isn't she?
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517. I don't know
how you got a word in edgeways, Tosh.
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518. It's a two-man transporter,
or whatever you people may be.
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519. You might be squids, for all I know.
A two-squid transporter.
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520. Room for one prisoner and one guard.
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521. You want to tell us
what happened to the guard, Mary?
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522. I killed him. But I was disturbed.
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523. Then another came, a soldier.
He tried to shoot me.
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524. Do whores have prayers?
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525. So I plunged my new human hand
into his chest and plucked out his heart.
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526. - And that's what you've been doing ever since.
- This form needs to be fed.
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527. All the punctures were all about the size of a fist.
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528. My God, all those people.
You killed all those people.
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529. I fled before any more soldiers came.
I had so much to explore.
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530. And how I love this body. So soft. So wicked.
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531. The power such a body has in this world.
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532. Within a few years, the forest had gone,
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533. transporter was safely buried
under the spread of the city.
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534. I didn't care.
I wasn't exactly in a hurry to get home.
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535. And you've been killing ever since.
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536. I knew there might come a time
when my situation here became complicated,
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537. but I was safe as long as I knew
where the transporter was.
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538. The way she looks at you with those eyes.
She's like an animal.
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539. When they brought that girl
into the hospital,
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540. I'd only been qualified six months.
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541. I wanted to throw up.
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542. And then the machine was uncovered.
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543. As soon as the air touched its surface,
I could feel it.
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544. She's just talking.
She's not even frightened of us. She's just talking.
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545. Toshiko. My beautiful Toshiko.
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546. Gonna go for it now.
- Owen, no!
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547. - Let her go, Mary! Let her go!
- Wait.
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548. - Toshiko, tell them to give me the transporter.
- I can't, Mary.
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549. Ridiculous. We're unarmed
and we're just shouting at her.
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550. Not again, please. God, not again.
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551. Knife has incisors on the blade.
It'll tear Tosh's throat out.
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552. You. How's this?
I'll exchange Toshiko for that one. Your choice.
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553. No, no, not Gwen.
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554. - Just put the knife down.
- Did you hear him? He didn't want you, did he?
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555. She read my thoughts.
She actually read my thoughts.
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556. What happened? Did he not want...
What did he say?
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557. Please don't.
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558. That's what they think of you.
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559. That's who you've been working with
for all these years.
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560. - It's not true, Tosh. Don't listen.
- But not me.
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561. Whatever I've done,
it doesn't change the way I feel about you.
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562. We have a connection, Toshiko, something real.
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563. Toshiko,
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564. don't move. Don't do anything until I say.
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565. - Please.
Okay.
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566. You want the transporter, we want Toshiko.
I think that's a fair swap.
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567. I've been trained
for these hostage situations.
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568. For God's sake, Gwen, think.
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569. keep the knife,
and I'll give you the transporter myself.
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570. He's just going to let her go.
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571. It's a bluff,
but thank God, it's going to work.
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572. You smell different to them.
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573. That's nothing.
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574. It's when you compare teeth with a British guy,
that's when it's really scary.
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575. - What are you?
- I don't know.
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576. And you would have put me in a cage?
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577. - What's happening?
- Oh, that.
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578. I reprogrammed it for you. It's set to enable...
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579. sort of now.
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580. What did she... Has she gone home?
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581. I reset the coordinates.
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582. - Where to?
- To the centre of the sun. It shouldn't be hot.
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583. I mean, we sent her there at night and everything.
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584. - You killed her?
- Yes.
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585. - Just ask her.
- I will, Owen, but give it a bit of time.
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586. It's fucking sly. Say something to her...
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587. Owen, I don't know what you want me to do.
She's been through enough.
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588. - Look, it's really creeping me out.
- Okay, all right.
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589. I don't know...
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590. Owen, don't be selfish about this. All right!
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591. - When did you have this, I don't know, ability?
- Just a couple of days.
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592. - What did you hear?
- A lot of it was noise, emotions.
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593. References I wouldn't understand.
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594. - Yeah, and the rest?
- The rest was none of my business.
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595. No, it wasn't.
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596. I don't know where this leaves us.
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597. Me, neither. We can't really take
the moral high ground over this.
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598. - This thing between me and Owen, it...
- No, Gwen. What I did was an invasion.
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599. I wasn't in control. I realise that now.
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600. Even so, I can't... I have to live with this.
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601. Not what I heard, but what I did to you.
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602. - And my betrayal?
- What do you mean?
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603. I'm living with mine.
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604. This should be my wake-up call. I should stop.
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605. But I won't. What does that say about me?
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606. I'm not really in a position to make judgements.
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607. This is what I'm saying, Tosh. Neither am I.
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608. Don't let this...
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609. It doesn't matter. Sorry, forget it.
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610. - What?
- Don't let this put you off.
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611. The last couple of days,
you've had a look about you.
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612. Love suited you.
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613. It's funny. Such a small thing.
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614. It could be the most powerful piece of technology
we've ever found.
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615. It could tear down governments, wipe out armies.
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616. - What do we do with it?
- Your call.
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617. It's a curse.
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618. Why couldn't I read your mind?
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619. I don't know.
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620. Though I could feel you
scrabbling around in there.
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621. But I got nothing.
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622. It's like you were, I don't know, dead.
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623. I want that list for U NIT
on my desk tomorrow, or I'll...
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624. What do bosses do in situations like these?
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625. You know, regular bosses. Do I get to beat people?
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626. We've got rules for that.
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627. Red tape.
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628. Jack?
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629. Something Mary said,
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630. probably the only honest thing she ever did say...
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631. I asked her why she gave it to me
and she said, "After a while it gets to you.
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632. "It changes how you see people."
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633. How can I live with it?
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634. There are some things
we're not supposed to know.
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635. You got a snapshot, nothing more.
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636. I don't mean about Gwen and Ianto and Owen.
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637. I mean the whole world.
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638. Doesn't matter.
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639. Now these people are paying the price,
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640. ripped apart with your name
written in their own blood.
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641. It brings people back to life.
We could question the murder victims.
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642. Uh-oh, we're in trouble.
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643. There's gotta be a link between the victims.
Find the link, find the killer.
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644. It's time Suzie came back.
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645. We've been talking to the wrong corpse.
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