1. On today's show, James
and Richard take some Cabrios
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3. I go skiing on the B4796.
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4. And can you parachute
into a moving car?
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5. Hello, and welcome
to this trio of sports cars.
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6. Now, they're all small and
cute, and they've got kind of
puppy dog eyes.
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7. So, to decide
which one's best,
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8. I think that's probably a job
for Top Gear's
resident hamster.
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9. This is the
Mercedes SL600. It's a German
two-seater roadster.
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10. It's got an enormous 6-litre
V-12 twin turbo engine
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in 4.7 seconds.
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12. It's clever, too. It's got
climatronic air conditioning
that even senses
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13. how many people
are in the car.
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14. It costs £93,000.
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15. But there is
a slight problem here.
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16. Because the moment
you do that,
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17. 75 grand of that value is
wiped clean away.
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18. Gone.
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19. You see, as soon as you've
got the wind in your hair,
you slow down.
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20. So you don't need mega power.
Your hair'll come out.
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21. And so all the electric safety
gizmos and the clever climate
control are unnecessary.
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22. And this is my point.
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23. In the same way that there's
a perfect time for
boiling an egg,
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24. there is a recipe for a
perfect roadster.
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25. It should be small,
nimble, light, and above all,
relatively cheap.
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26. I can say this
with utter confidence
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27. because I'm British,
and it was the British who
invented the perfect roadster.
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28. This type of car, then,
is in our blood,
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29. and as is often the way
with these things,
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30. today the best British
roadsters are Japanese.
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31. The Mazda MX-5 is the car that
reintroduced the roadster
to a modern era.
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32. And it makes no bones about
pretending to be British,
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33. even Alf Garnett
would be fooled.
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34. It's just so simple!
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35. And that parpy exhaust note
and snickety gear change,
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36. well, they're nicked straight
from the Lotus Elan. And
that's it. That is an MX-5.
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37. But perhaps most amazingly,
the MX-5 is now about 15 years
old, and in all that time,
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38. they've hardly changed it!
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39. But then, why would they?
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40. Because it is still one of
the best-handling little cars
in the whole world!
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41. It's fantastic!
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42. But if Mazda have
kept things simple,
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43. that's nothing to what
Toyota have tried
with the MR2.
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44. They wanted the MR2 to be
light and focused,
like a racing car.
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45. So the engine is here,
in the middle.
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46. In fact, the engineers became
so obsessed with perfect
weight distribution
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47. that they didn't want you
messing it up with heavy
luggage in the boot.
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48. So there isn't one.
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49. If you're planning a weekend
away in one of these, it had
better be to a nudist camp.
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50. Like the Mazda, this MR2
hasn't forgotten the basic
rules of the roadster.
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51. The engine is only a 1.8,
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52. there are no fripperies
like a powered hood
and electric seats,
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53. and it costs
less than 18 grand.
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54. But where the MX-5 really is
a bit of, well,
a lot of frothy fun,
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55. this is a bit more serious.
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56. Of the two, it is probably
the faster, but it's also
the most hard work.
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57. The Japanese don't have it all
to themselves, though.
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58. The only people with a
roadster heritage as strong
as ours are the Italians,
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59. and they're still having a
crack at it.
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60. The Fiat Barchetta was on
sale here about
eight years ago.
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61. I know, I bought one.
Then it disappeared,
and now it's back.
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62. The Barchetta is
not just pretty,
it's also rare.
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63. And that makes it cool,
as do the cute
little door handles
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64. and the fact you can have it
in a colour called
"shiny grey".
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65. Shiny grey?
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66. That must have come
from a Mafia suit catalogue.
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67. When it comes to making
you look more stylish,
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68. the Fiat has
the Japanese cars licked.
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69. Which is a good job, because
underneath, unlike the Toyota
and the Mazda,
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71. Okay, so compared to the
dizziness and frivolity
of the MX-5
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72. and the serious determination
and aggression of the MR2,
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73. this is, well, nowhere near.
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74. But it is kind of perky.
It's more a brisk roadster.
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75. But it does have one
big, big advantage
over the Japanese. The price.
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76. Because this pretty, pukka,
hand-made Italian roadster
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77. costs 12 grand.
That's five less than
the other two.
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78. But this, the MX-5,
remains my favourite.
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79. If money's the issue,
buy a 12 grand second-hand
one of these.
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80. It's more fun than the
Barchetta, it's prettier
than the MR2
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81. and it's even got a small
boot, which isn't
a lot to ask.
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82. The fact remains
that it just does
everything right.
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83. If Delia made a recipe
for the roadster,
this would be it.
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84. I agree with you.
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85. This is brilliant. I mean,
it's been around now since,
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86. well, the Druids were using
these, weren't they?
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87. Ramses III had one.
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88. Yeah, his was, I think it was
Laguna blue, his was.
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89. Laguna blue.
Well remembered, actually.
Thing is, though,
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90. of these little sports cars,
the one I'd have is the MGTF.
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91. I'm sorry, you what?
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92. I know it's... You sit on it
rather than in it, and it's
got roly-poly handling,
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93. and you have to have either
a beard or breasts,
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94. - but I've always had a soft
spot for it.
- It's rubbish!
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95. You know sometimes when
a thought pops into your head,
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96. you should kind of
leave it there and not
put it out in the world.
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97. Did I just say that
all out loud, then?
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98. Oh, yes, mate.
Sorry, yeah. You did.
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99. Got another thought's just
popped into my head about how
like the cat in Shrek 2
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100. you look like.
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101. I said that out loud as well,
didn't I? No. Sorry.
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102. This is Bentwaters,
a big airfield in Suffolk.
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103. This is Tim, who's a
parachutist, and this is Ben,
his racing driver mate.
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104. Today, Tim is going to
parachute out of a plane and
attempt to land in Ben's car
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105. while Ben is driving at
50 miles an hour.
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106. While the Cessna Turbo 206 is
being prepared, I'll explain
what's going to happen.
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107. Tim will bail out, and he will
descend in a series of
very elegant spirals,
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108. down to about 700 or 800 feet.
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109. Then, Tim will go into a
high-speed swoop, travelling
at 70 miles per hour,
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110. and dropping at
160 feet per second.
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111. Timing is crucial, because
there will only be
a few seconds
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112. for driver and skydiver
to meet up.
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113. And there's something else
that's been worrying me.
Their practise attempts.
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114. Last week, Tim was
practising bailing out of the
aeroplane and landing
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115. on the runway, and Ben
was practising driving
along the runway at about
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116. 50 miles an hour, but the
thing is, they were on
completely separate airfields.
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117. Today, Tim is accompanied
by aerial cameraman, Andy.
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118. He'll be giving you a
skydiver's view
of proceedings.
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119. At 4,000 feet, our heroes step
out of the Cessna,
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120. and hopefully,
into the history books.
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121. To Tim, Ben is just
a speck on the ground.
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122. And to Ben, Tim is just
a speck in the sky.
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123. Tim hits 800 feet, and
begins his high-speed swoop.
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124. Ben starts accelerating hard,
he has to match the
parachute's speed
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125. at the end of the swoop.
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126. Get back, get back,
get back, get back!
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127. Bad luck.
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128. Well, getting much closer
than yesterday.
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129. Well, do it again.
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130. Yeah, go, go!
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131. Go, go, go, go, go!
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132. Cheating.
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133. Hey, hey, hey!
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134. So close!
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135. I'll open the boot next time.
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136. No one imagined
this would be easy, but we
were beginning to wonder
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137. if it was actually possible.
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138. Can you do it?
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139. Of course I can do it.
Wouldn't be here if we
couldn't do it.
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140. Yeah, good. That's the spirit.
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141. Now, I don't want to make this
sound like a Hollywood film
script, but it was
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142. the end of the day,
the light was fading,
the wind was picking up.
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143. We probably had
two more chances.
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144. Go, go, go!
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145. Oh, this looks good.
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146. Yes, yes!
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147. Yay!
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148. Well done!
That was fantastic!
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149. All right!
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150. Good effort, nice one.
Well done, Tim.
Well done, mate.
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151. That's a world first!
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152. That was unbelievable! Really!
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153. I'm stunned, now,
I've just got to say,
well done!
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154. Ladies and gentlemen,
Ben and Tim!
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155. The thing is, though,
unfortunately,
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156. unfortunately, my guest
tonight could probably have
done that blindfolded,
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157. and without a parachute.
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158. Because over the years, he's
been thrown out of the SAS for
misuse of explosives
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159. in a public place, he's walked
across the Antarctic,
he's walked to the North Pole,
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160. he's run seven marathons in
seven days on
seven different continents,
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161. and once he went to his garden
shed and cut his fingers off.
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162. For fun.
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163. He describes himself as a
travel writer.
Ladies and gentlemen,
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164. Sir Ranulph Fiennes.
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165. How are you?
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166. Have a seat.
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167. So.
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168. So, lobbed out of the SAS.
Perhaps you'd like to tell us
what happened?
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169. Well, it's a very long time
ago, it was about 1966, and a
friend of mine discovered that
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170. Britain's most beautiful
village, Castle Combe, had
just been voted as such,
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171. was being desecrated by
20th Century Fox making a film
which required building a
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172. 20 foot high concrete dam,
ruining this lovely village,
and my friend decided to bring
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173. this outrage to the general
attention by blowing it up.
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174. So I laid all the charges,
and it was quite successful.
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175. We got caught. I was the only
one who didn't get physically
caught, because I'd been doing
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176. another Army course on how
to escape from dogs by night.
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177. I was thrown out of the SAS
back to my own regiment
in Germany.
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178. So, how did you manage to
get these explosives out of
wherever they're kept
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180. Oh, I signed for them.
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181. Saying you were going to go
blow up Wiltshire?
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182. What you've got to do, is you
learn to blow up
as much as you can
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183. using as little as possible.
And I was pretty good at this,
so I had a lot leftover
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184. at the end of every day.
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185. Your, um, your car history has
been, shall we say, chequered.
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186. Because I understand you
actually lost your first car.
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187. Yes, I had a very good deal
in Germany, with the Army,
and I got a Peugeot 203,
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188. very smart car,
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189. and we had a party to say
goodbye to one of our
squadron leaders in Hamburg,
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190. and me and another lowly
second lieutenant went up
there, had a very good party,
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191. left, and went back into the
streets of Hamburg, and
couldn't remember the street
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192. in which we'd parked the car.
Um, and we never found it.
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194. - Never found it.
- Never found it.
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195. Then there was a minivan,
this was when you were
running the Army ski team.
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196. Several cars later,
there was a minivan
in Germany.
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197. Every year we went
to ski and we did quite well
at the divisional level.
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198. Then the entire division moved
300 miles through Germany
to go to the Army level.
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199. And I was overtaking
the major generals
and everyone else,
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200. 'cause the mini was very good
on ice, and then I got to this
big hairpin bend.
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201. I was alone, but all the
regimental skis were in the
back of the minivan,
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202. and going around the bend,
I saw this big German lorry
coming up,
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203. and I knew that centrifugally
I would not be able to do
anything but go into it.
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204. So, I jumped into the back
of the minivan on the skis,
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205. and it went like that and I
ended up looking and seeing
the steering wheel
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206. was over where I would have
been. So I would recommend
that rather than seat belts.
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207. If you're in danger,
leap in the back.
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you embarked on
what can only be described as
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210. the most extraordinary
series of adventures,
possibly ever.
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211. I mean, The Guinness
Book Of Recordslist you as
the greatest living explorer.
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212. Well, they did do back in '84.
I've gone downhill since then.
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213. I hardly think so. First
hovercraft descent of the
longest river in the world,
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214. first surface journey around
the world's polar axis, first
human to reach both poles,
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the Antarctica, and
the Arctic Ocean,
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unsupported record,
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of the Antarctic continent,
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journey in history,
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219. and the first person...
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220. Well, we'll go on
to that later on.
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stream of strolling around
in very, very cold places.
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222. And what I don't think people
understand is "unsupported".
That's a very critical word.
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223. Isn't it, in these things?
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224. Yeah, that makes all the
difference. It's like, sort
of, someone said
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225. Schumacher doing the Formula
1 with no safety belt
and no helmet.
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226. And, if something goes wrong,
he's in shtook.
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227. But, if it goes all right,
then you're all right,
and that's the principle on
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229. So, you've tried to go...
It's something
like 500 yards a day,
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230. is what you will achieve in
these unsupported...
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231. Yes. You can only carry so
much food, so much calories,
so you need to know in advance
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it's going to take you
to do the 500 miles.
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233. So, if it's going to take
500 yards to begin with,
because of the big ice
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and the cold,
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235. then you've got to
speed up later on.
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236. So mathematically,
it's either going
to be possible or it's not.
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237. And if anything goes wrong,
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238. or you fall in once,
to the sea, or in the south,
to a crevasse,
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240. I'm just baffled by this
notion. And we're talking
temperatures of...
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241. The lowest we ever went to at
6,000 feet above sea
level in Antarctica
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242. was a wind chill factor of
minus 122 degrees centigrade.
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243. And of course, you have had,
on your own, I think in the
Arctic, wasn't it?
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244. And not that long ago,
you had the moment when your
sledge fell into the...
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Arctic Ocean.
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247. And then you got
frostbite pulling it
out and a doctor said,
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amputate your..."
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249. The doctor said, "You mustn't
amputate for five months
after the frostbite."
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251. To allow the semi-dead stuff
which is going to
form the new flaps
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five months.
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253. But you didn't wait
five months, did you?
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254. Well, I didn't wait
because for four months of it
it was very painful.
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255. 'Cause you've got these big
red talons sticking out,
which are dead.
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256. And if you touch anything,
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257. and it's difficult not to
from day to day
or when you're sleeping,
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258. it is agonising.
So, I thought,
"Well, get rid of them."
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a hacksaw and it didn't
do it,
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260. so I got a Black & Decker,
and from the village I bought
a micro blade,
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261. and I hacked them off just
above where the blood
and the soreness was.
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263. In the tool shed, yes.
At home.
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264. And the physiotherapist
said I'd done a very good job.
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who was Italian,
was not happy with it.
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266. He thought you should've
perhaps gone to hospital
to amputate?
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267. He said it was making his job,
doing the
final surgery, difficult.
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toes fall off as well,
have you not?
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who I do these things
with, is a doctor,
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270. and he managed to get
me to the head of
the NHS queue
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the Burns Unit,
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272. so I had the stuff taken off
the thigh and put on
the missing bits of toe.
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years. And then, one day,
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and the whole toe bit
came off.
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and I left it on the bath.
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277. Anyway, the wife,
she was...
She got a shock.
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278. 'Cause I'm interested, 'cause
eventually, of course, this
remarkable life you've had,
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280. Well you had a heart attack,
let's put it like that,
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281. which was followed by a heart
bypass operation and
then five weeks later
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282. you started training to run
what became seven marathons
on seven continents
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five months afterwards.
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284. - Um, we did. It was four
months after the bypass.
- Four months.
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285. I couldn't have even done
the long-haul flight.
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286. I get up and I'm just so tired
I just want to go to bed.
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287. In retrospect,
I wouldn't have done it.
I would not do it again.
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288. It was Mike Stroud's idea,
and it was...
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289. Surely,
the doctors must have said,
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290. "Look, it's probably not
a good idea to do this."
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291. The Italian surgeon said,
"I have done
3,500 other bypasses,"
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advise you,
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293. "because none of the
3,500 ever asked if I could do
a marathon."
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294. So, he sent me off
to a cardiologist,
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and a bit of a runner,
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296. and he said, "Look, there's
nothing competitional about
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seven days
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your heart get above
130 beats a minute.
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got no problem whatsoever."
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301. I forgot the machine
so I don't really know.
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302. It's just a neverending...
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when you listen to this
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304. to find that you
were considered
back in late '60s, early '70s,
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after Sean Connery.
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306. But they had bad taste,
so they chose Roger Moore.
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309. I actually saw Cubby Broccoli,
he had a big cigar,
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like it should have been
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311. and he took one look
at me and he said,
"Your hands are too big
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a face like a farmer."
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his words at all.
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314. Now, it was terribly sad,
last year your wife died.
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315. You'd been together
since you were...
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other for about 48 years.
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to keep going even now with
the marathons and so on
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exhibitions, expeditions
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fact that you just want to
keep yourself busy?
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321. I don't want to
think any more.
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322. Don't have time to think, so
the more I can do, it's good.
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323. Yeah. Keep busy.
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that today
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325. 'cause, of course today is,
frankly, your
greatest challenge.
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327. Can you beat Simon Cowell?
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328. I mean, I know you've beaten
the elements, you've beaten
polar bears
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329. but this is the big one,
really, today.
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330. I will go and commit hari-kari
if I don't get
where I think I am,
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331. which is hopefully above
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson!
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332. If I am below her,
which I very much fear,
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333. I shall be
really disappointed.
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334. Who'd like to see this lap?
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suspicion that
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easily. Let's have a look,
here we go.
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smooth start.
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through the first corner.
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shouldn't squeal.
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340. No, it's that it's the
perfect line, most people go
far too wide through there.
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341. Far too aggressive.
What're these horse noises
you're making?
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tidy through there.
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presumably teaches you?
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That Stig is excellent.
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If you're thick,
he doesn't mind.
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would've thought you
were thick!
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corner. This is the fast one,
the really, really fast one.
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Yeah, that's a good corner.
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didn't lift off there?
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352. No, of course not.
I believed you wouldn't.
Most people do.
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lifting off can, in fact,
slow you down.
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you to spin. How are we
going... This is the really...
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through there.
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356. Oh, yes, just clipped the edge
exactly as you should.
And, well...
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357. And, yes, sort of
across the line, and on the
grass, and there we are!
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above Tara,
you'll be a friend for life!
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361. There's no fudging necessary.
You beat her fair and square,
and by a big margin.
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363. You did it in one minute 51
seconds dead.
Which is right up there!
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364. - How old are you now?
- I'm over 50.
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365. Yeah. Way over.
I'm just looking,
I'm thinking,
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366. is there anyone older
than you, apart from
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Starship Enterprise.
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Yeah.
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369. Exactly. Well, I think in that
case you are probably
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370. the fastest kind of
older person we've had
coming around.
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371. I always like to look for some
sort of little glimmer there.
Which is nice.
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372. Um, and that is the end of
that. I'm absolutely stunned,
as ever.
Copy !req
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Ranulph Fiennes.
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That was amazing!
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377. Anyway, earlier on,
I drove a collection of
simple, soft top, sports cars.
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378. Now, though, we're gonna have
a look at some
more elaborate cabriolets.
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and I went to Buttermere,
in the Lake District.
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380. Because, supposedly, it's the
wettest place in Britain.
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381. This time, though,
we went to Scotland.
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382. And we don't mean some
pleasant countryside
minutes from Edinburgh.
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383. No, this is the
Isles of Lewis and Harris.
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384. Right at the tip
of the country.
Next stop, Iceland.
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385. Up here, the locals think that
The Wicker Man
is a documentary.
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accessory is a big jumper.
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387. And all the telegraph poles
are missing.
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388. It's a mystical
place, with ruins that are
older than Stonehenge.
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is why we're here.
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390. No, we're here because these
islands have the lowest number
of convertibles per head
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They just don't like them.
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393. No, in fact, there are only 19
on the whole of
the Isle of Harris.
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394. So, this year's crop
will have to work hard to
change things around here.
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which one's best.
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396. If you want to pick up a
woman, this is the car
just for you.
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397. If you want speed,
and you want road,
you buy this Merc
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398. 'cause it's wicked.
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399. No, okay, we'll
have to do it ourselves.
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400. And we'll start with the new,
eagerly awaited mini-cabrio.
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401. This is the Cooper version.
It costs £14,600,
£2,000 more than the hard top,
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402. and it's truly retro in not
having one of those newfangled
folding metal roofs.
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because you can press
a button up here
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half, like a big sunroof.
A bit like you could
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Then, if you want
the full monty,
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407. you simply stop
at the side of the road
and down it goes.
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408. And it all ends up
piled up on the back like
a folded picnic blanket.
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409. Now, a cloth roof ought to
make the Mini lighter,
but it doesn't,
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strengthening beams
to keep the car stiff.
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220 pounds to the weight
of the car.
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fat mate on board
all the time.
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as a normal Mini.
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the hard top Mini,
it's too nostalgic,
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is too chintzy.
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I like it even less.
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of notice of what I'm saying.
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showrooms. But at least
Hammond agrees with me.
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420. What gets me is, only sheep
can see us,
and I'm still embarrassed.
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- Yeah.
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on our Mini journey,
we encounter a shepherd.
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be misinterpreted, but these
are actually
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425. - quite nice-looking sheep,
compared to other sheep.
- Yes, they are.
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soft-top hating local be as
smitten with the Mini
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his livestock?
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428. Well, actually, no.
He complained that there was
no room in the boot
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430. No, it's not a practical
kind of machine, but, I mean,
I dunno,
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431. you and another shearer,
maybe on a nice day, you could
drive around in that.
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I think it's a ladies' car.
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433. So what about this
car, with its folding
metal roof?
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434. It's the new Vauxhall Tigra.
It comes with
a 1.4 or a 1.8 engine,
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£13,000 to 15,000,
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436. which makes it
one of the cheapest
small soft tops around.
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437. But, sadly, the interior is
based on a Corsa, which is
never a good start in life.
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plastic everywhere. Crinkly
finished and mismatched
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More than anything else,
what's annoying me,
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440. and frankly, depressing me
right now is that I was so
ready to give this car
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442. And I can't, 'cause I like it.
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roof than the Mini,
it's cheaper than the Mini.
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than the Mini.
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446. I'm pleased they haven't
messed about trying to squeeze
an extra two seats in the back
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447. as well, because it's such
a waste of time when they
do that.
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448. You can't get anybody in them.
What's the point?
Chuck 'em out,
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450. Now, the Tigra's chassis is
based on the current Corsa,
which is normally a pretty
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But they've tweaked and
fettled it, and you know what?
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It's gripping and driveable,
I mean, it feels quite sporty.
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453. In fact, the only
disappointment in this car
is that pound shop interior.
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everyone can see into.
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455. It's a bit like
showing your pants, isn't it?
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456. Yeah, it's like that
craze, isn't it, at the moment
for when girls go 'round
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over the top of their jeans.
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458. And, when they're
doing that, they don't put
grey pants on, do they?
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they wear nice ones.
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460. Yeah, with little
flowers 'round the top,
or things like that.
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461. And now, the car every
footballer's wife's
hairdresser's masseuse
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462. has been waiting for,
the new Mercedes SLK.
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because it's gone butch.
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464. It's got a front end
like a McLaren SLR.
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new muscular body
which, actually, I don't like.
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466. But I do like what they've
done with the rest of it.
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467. Now, the old SLK was
considered a bit of a
damp flannel.
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but it wasn't
actually that good to drive.
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a new 3.5-litre V6
and a clever gearbox.
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like a racing car.
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right, it says, two or three
gears down, and we're off!
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sport. You get comfort too.
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If you're driving along
on a late summer's evening,
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476. and you find the back of your
neck getting a bit chilly
in the turbulence,
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this button here, and you turn
on the "air scarf".
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478. Air scarf is a little blower
in the head rest here, coming
out of these three slots,
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a stream of hot air
at the back of your neck.
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doesn't come cheap.
The SLK 350 is £37,000.
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482. Oh, dear. At that
price, it's not likely to up
the island's cabriolet count.
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483. And, on the face of it,
this one hasn't got
much chance either.
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344-horsepower V8.
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the hard top version of this
on the programme,
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488. And taking the roof off
only makes it better.
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489. This is now the car for every
single occasion.
It's a four-seater,
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490. and I do mean a four-seater,
it's got a big boot,
it's luxurious,
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and it goes...
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492. It goes.
I mean, it really goes.
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0-60 in 5.9 seconds.
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494. Top speed, 155 miles an hour.
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495. And the noise! That's worth
having the top down for.
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my rules about convertibles.
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remember rightly,
Richard Hammond,
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big engine in a cabrio,
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was all about having a cabrio,
but now you do.
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501. Yup.
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502. It's not just the power,
though. Or the noise.
Or the speed.
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503. It's a long time since I've
been in anything
with just so much class.
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got that straight.
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you think are good?
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506. - Yep.
- Mini you're less happy with.
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507. Don't like that.
Hammond doesn't like that.
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509. Now, this is interesting,
this is a fantastic drive.
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I'm not keen on the front end.
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511. I have to admit. I think...
Well, look at it.
It looks like the sort of...
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fevered imaginings
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513. of a pubescent schoolboy
drawn in a maths book.
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514. That is...
It's vulgar.
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515. But I like vulgar.
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517. I like this car, I have to
say, and the one I'd have
to swish through
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518. my electric gates with is the
55. They're not putting the
super-charged engine in
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Big V8. Brilliant.
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explode in a shower of
cogs and springs.
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that, because I drove this one
round the track this morning,
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522. bit irresponsible, 'cause the
Stig was in the Audi, and I
was chasing him,
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523. and I shouldn't have been,
three laps and it's expired in
a cloud of smoke.
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524. It's funny you should say
that, because what I didn't
tell you in that report
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525. is that while we were going
around on the island,
driving very gently,
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526. the gearbox went wrong,
got stuck in one mode,
and then Hammond tried
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527. to move his seat, he just
wanted to go forwards, okay?
He pressed the little button.
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528. - He would want to go forwards.
- He would, well,
obviously, yeah.
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529. As he went forward, seat moved
forward, the seat moved back,
then the seat moved up,
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530. the roof tried to come up,
some lights came on,
and, you know...
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531. So let's just say, okay,
we agree it's fabulous
to drive.
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535. Uh, and we think it's
built like a Mercedes.
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536. Yes.
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537. - Not very well.
- It'll break.
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538. Okay, that's that cleared up,
now, who'd like to do
the cool wall?
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540. We haven't been here for
quite a while, so,
first thing,
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541. little bit of housekeeping
to be done, okay? And
straight away, up here,
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542. the Mini.
Now, it's been up there
at sub-zero for ages.
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543. To be honest,
time and too
many estate agents
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544. have kind of
eroded the coolness.
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545. And I think it might...
It's not even cool any more,
it's down here.
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546. There, all agreed.
We all agree. The Mini is now
uncool. Absolutely.
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547. Absolutely, so,
the Mini cabriolet...
You see, the thing is,
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now you need to keep
a low profile,
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in dire straits.
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550. This, I'm sorry,
is even less cool.
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551. No, you...
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
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552. Well, now, that's perfectly
correct! I'm...
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553. This is a serious,
not seriously cool, but this
is a cool car.
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554. You are joking!
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555. The people speak!
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556. The people are speaking, okay.
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557. It's cute,
it's quirky, and it's
a good girls' car, too.
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558. Thanks a lot, that'll do.
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559. No, listen!
You can find anybody else...
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560. We have a new rule
on the cool wall.
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561. Yes?
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562. James May, who eats pastry,
drinks brown beer,
and thinks a curry is exotic,
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563. thinks this is uncool.
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564. He's always wrong on matters
of such things, there,
it's cool, and that's it,
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566. Jeremy Clarkson,
that is going to come
back and haunt you.
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567. It's a cool car!
It's a convertible Mini!
You can't get cooler!
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568. You're wrong, people are
going to laugh at you
for centuries.
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569. Here is the Fiat Barchetta,
now, this...
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570. It's gonna fall apart.
Every time you drive it,
you're gonna be stopping
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571. to get out and pick up bits
that have dropped off.
But that's why it's cool!
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572. It's got a
kind of shabby charm.
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573. Work with me on this. It has.
There's a lot of blank looks.
It has!
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574. It's a brave choice.
It's a cool car.
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577. They're not good.
They're French!
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578. Where the hell did we get this
audience from?
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579. Gardening programme, mate.
That's what it is.
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580. Do you know what
Fiat stands for? The I in it?
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581. Italia.
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582. Do you know what I'm gonna
suggest, we've got a few more
to get through here, mate.
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583. I'd keep my mouth shut
if I were you. Oh, dear.
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584. Maserati Quattroporte.
What do we all think?
Let's ask you.
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585. - Uncool.
I don't like the front of it.
- Uncool. Uncool, you think?
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586. - Definitely cool.
- Cool.
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587. - It's a British car!
- Cool.
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588. Anyone else got a theory?
You got a theory on this?
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589. - Cool.
- Cool.
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590. - Cool.
- Cool.
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591. - Why did I ask him?
- I've no idea!
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592. I've no idea.
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593. You're not a cool man!
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594. You're just, you know...
You're worse than me.
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595. It is cool. I mean, basically,
the thing is, if you drive
a big Merc,
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596. basically, you look like
a taxi driver. Yeah?
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597. If you drive a BMW,
you look like a drug dealer.
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598. If you drive a Jag, it looks
like you might play golf from
time to time.
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599. Drive that, freeze nitrogen.
That is verging on super cool,
that thing.
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600. And I don't even
like the look of it,
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601. or the gearbox,
or the ride, but there we are.
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602. - Do you want to do the Tour?
- Oh, yeah, we gotta do the
Tour. Hatchbacks, yeah.
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603. You know, we talked about them
the other day.
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if they're small and European,
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605. we kind of quite like them.
Can't find any now.
A little Fiat, there.
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Little Renault.
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607. Made in Milan, that one!
These, we think,
are quite cool.
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609. - Over there?
- I think it is.
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610. Crikey!
Is it that bad?
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611. - I think it's another one.
- Toyota Corolla Verso.
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612. - Yes!
- That is uncool!
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on to the Ford GT.
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614. Very nice.
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just 'cause he's getting one!
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616. I'll come over here.
What do you think?
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618. I haven't got it,
I'm getting one, yeah.
What do you think?
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619. - Cool.
- Cool.
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621. - Cool, cool, cool.
- In the fridge.
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622. - Uncool?
- Uncool, 'cause
you've got one.
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623. You're exactly right!
That is it!
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possibly be cool.
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626. And it's not just me,
actually. Ford had a party
the other day for
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627. the 28 people who are gonna
get one of these. It was like
being at the
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appreciation society.
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629. Martin Brundle's getting one!
Have you seen his trousers?
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right down,
almost verging on...
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632. It's there.
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633. It's a shame, but it's true.
That is true.
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634. It's true.
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635. I want it to arrive and start
ruining your life soon.
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636. Now, we gotta talk
about the British.
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the Germans twice
and beaten them.
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the French, the Zulus,
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We are unstoppable.
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640. Unless we encounter
a bit of snow.
Then we're stumped.
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we used to have
proper winters.
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642. Even tall people were buried,
and whole towns disappeared.
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643. But we battled the elements
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644. with our
black-and-white lorries
and our steely resolve.
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645. Now, though, we're told to
stay at home every time the
wind gets a bit brisk.
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646. Good evening, and
welcome to North West Tonight.
Copy !req
647. Winter hit the region with
a vengeance today,
some people seem
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Copy !req
649. There are reports of shoppers
clearing shelves of
flasks, duvets and gloves.
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is warning there could be
thousands of emergency calls
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652. Honestly, the way
they were going on
back in January,
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was time to build an ark.
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654. Batten down the hatches,
and wrap up warm, because
Arctic weather's on the way.
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655. If doing it is not necessary,
then people shouldn't travel.
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656. Make sure you've got some
warm clothes with you.
Copy !req
657. And what did we get
after all their warnings?
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Not exactly Alaska, is it?
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659. Still, it provided us with
an ideal opportunity
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of Jaguar's X-type.
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661. So, why is an estate car
so important in the snow?
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662. Well, in the olden days, they
used to let you go out there
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a jumper and a shovel.
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664. But these days, the health and
safety people say you need
rather more than that
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these treacherous conditions.
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666. They say that you
should take a
tow rope, obviously,
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in case you get
covered by a drift,
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668. a torch, some warm clothing,
carpet to put under the tyres
if you get stuck,
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669. mobile phone charger,
first aid kit, obviously,
plenty of water.
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670. Good, um.
That's what they say.
But I think you can
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671. probably go further without
being stupid.
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672. Andy McNab, for instance,
he'd be a good idea.
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673. Doesn't have to be Andy McNab
himself, anyone
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674. from the SAS will do,
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675. anyone with a knowledge
of how to build a
rudimentary shelter.
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676. And drink their own wee.
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677. Ray Mears, he'd do.
Thermos. Stove for cooking.
Some kindling.
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678. Food. I've got a lot.
Soup, curry, chocolate.
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679. I think some skis would
be a good plan.
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680. Spare fuel. Sorry, mate.
Put a shovel on you.
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681. And the hip flask.
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682. So, with a pile that size,
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683. it's a good job that
the X-type estate
has a bigger boot
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684. than the BMW 3 series estate,
the Audi A4 estate, and the
Mercedes C class estate.
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685. Underneath, the X-type
is actually a Ford Mondeo.
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686. But don't let that
put you off.
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687. Genetically, you are 98%
identical to a halibut.
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688. But it's the 2% that makes
the difference.
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689. And it's the same story in
here. You've got all this wood
and leather and equipment.
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690. It feels very Jaguarish.
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691. Prices start at a very
un-Jaguarish £21,000.
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692. But for that,
you'd get a small engine
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693. or a diesel, and
front-wheel drive.
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694. This version, however, costs
£26,000, and that's 'cause
it has a 2.5L V6
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695. and, more importantly,
four-wheel drive.
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696. Now, we know that when the
weather's like this,
four-wheel drive works well
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697. on big off-roaders with their
chunky tyres.
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698. And we know that ordinary cars
don't work at all.
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699. So, where does the Jag fit in?
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700. The thing is, this is
an ordinary car,
with ordinary road tyres.
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701. It just happens to have
four-wheel drive.
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702. So, how does this one cope?
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703. Well, the simple
answer is "very well".
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704. It didn't get stuck once.
All day.
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705. It laughed in
the face of the weatherman,
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706. and the police, and the AA
with their advice
to stay at home.
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707. And I'm not surprised by this.
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708. Once, many, many,
many years ago,
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709. I actually drove
an X-type saloon
down a ski slope.
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710. And coming up now is
some footage of it.
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711. The Jag may
have a very rudimentary
four-wheel drive system.
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712. There are no
torque-sensing diffs
and no active yaw control.
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713. It doesn't even have
particularly high ground
clearance. It's just a car.
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714. But even so,
I made it down the mountain.
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715. We know it works on snow and
ice, but better still,
it keeps on working
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716. on roads like this,
roads that have been gritted.
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717. If I were to drive down
here in a BMW 3 series estate
with rear-wheel drive,
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718. I'd need a nappy.
But in this, I feel relaxed.
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719. There are none of those
heart-stopping moments where
the wheels hit the slush.
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720. You know, when it all suddenly
goes twitchy. It doesn't.
Just tracks straight and true.
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721. Honestly, I could be driving
along this road at nearly
60 miles an hour,
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722. doing a little light
embroidery to pass the time.
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723. In the advertisements for this
car, Jaguar suggests it would
be an ideal tool
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724. for your
family skiing holiday.
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725. But if you have one of these,
you don't need to go
to the Alps.
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726. Eat your heart out,
Val d'Isere, and welcome
to Val de Chipping Norton.
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727. This is the best ski-lift
I've ever been on.
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728. Morning! You well?
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729. You well?
I'm having a good day.
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730. And this is the great thing,
you see, is I can adjust the
speed of my lift by
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731. shouting at the driver.
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732. Faster!
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733. Yes. Oh, yes.
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734. Oh yes!
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735. Okay, that'll do, thank you.
Nice speed.
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736. Okay, and stop.
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737. J'arriveat the top.
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738. Now. Ski back down again.
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739. No poles, but hey!
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740. I need a bit more gravity.
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741. Very topical, Jeremy, snow in
summer. Thanks for that, yeah.
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742. But what's the car like when
it's not a winter wonderland?
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743. Uh, it's very good, actually.
I mean, you can have that 2.5
litre V6 with four-wheel drive
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744. for 'round about £23,000. And
I think that kind of makes it
the best car in the class.
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745. It's good value.
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746. And are we gonna thump it
round the track now?
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747. No, we're not, because the
other week, we had the
Mercedes CL65 here,
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748. the world's most powerful
production car,
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749. and we have had literally some
emails from viewers saying,
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750. "You never gave it to the
Stig! We never saw how fast it
would go around the track!"
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751. So this being the new, fresh,
shiny, caring, sharing BBC,
we got it back,
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752. and we're gonna find out.
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753. Okay, 738 ft-lbs of torque,
will it make the world
move backwards?
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754. No, it's managed to move
forwards and the world's okay.
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755. That's marvellous. Now, of
course, he's got all the
power in the world
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756. but how is it gonna be
in the corners where it's
just a Mercedes.
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757. Ooh!
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758. The Stig's really having
to fight that one.
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759. Here he goes into Chicago,
lot of understeer
on the way in,
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760. and I bet he has some,
yes, there it is, there's the
oversteer on the way out.
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761. Is he still there?
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762. Here he goes, it explodes,
it's just an atomic power
station going down
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763. into the Hammerhead.
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764. Once again, it becomes
a Mercedes, a big, soft,
squidgy executive car.
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765. He's really wrestling
it there!
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766. This is where it's really
gonna pick up speed, though.
Through the follow-through.
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767. It's flat out
all the way down,
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768. now we know that
in a straight line,
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769. this is much quicker
than the Bentley Continental,
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770. much quicker than the
Aston Martin DB9, so he's
got all the power in the world
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771. there, he's hard on the brakes
in that...
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772. That's a beautiful piece
of car control from the Stig.
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773. Round the last corner,
just about holding
it together.
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774. And across the line!
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775. Well, what do you reckon?
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776. Uh, no idea.
It looked pretty quick.
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777. It should be quick.
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778. It should be quick. The Stig
said he was stunned at how
fast it was.
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779. He was also stunned at how
bad it was through
the corners.
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780. - Really?
- He really did not like
this thing in the corners.
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781. Well, come on, then!
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782. He did it in one minute,
29 seconds!
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783. It's right down there.
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784. That's almost
exactly average.
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785. It is.
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786. Yeah. Mind you, we should
explain, if Alistair Darling
is watching,
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787. it was running on
free range petrol.
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788. If he's not, it was run on
normal super unleaded.
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789. Ah, next week,
we're very eco-friendly.
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790. Yep, six litre
Corvette for me.
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791. Absolutely, that'll be
terrific. And so we'll see you
then. Thank you very much.
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792. - Good night!
- Good night.
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