Tom Goes to the Mayor 2x8

Directed by

Brian Posehn as Gibbons (voice) • Mark Womack as Brandon (voice) • Bob Odenkirk as Announcer (voice)

Tom resorts to stealing to pay for a sword hoping he will be invited to Gibbons's surprise party.

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1. Tom Goes to the Mayor 15 Surprise Party

2. Tom Goes to the Mayor 15 Surprise Party

3. >> >> HI, I'M THE MAYOR.

4. MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR YOU!

5. >> ♪ JEFFERTON ALIVE >> MY NAME IS TOM PETERS,

6. AND I'M FULL OF IDEAS!

7. >> COMMUNITY SPIRIT!

8. >> HOW ARE YOU?

9. >> HA HA!

10. >> SHOPPING!

11. FOOD!

12. >> ♪ FREE TO BE BEING FREE

13. JEFFERTON ALIVE ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

14. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> OH, THIS DARN BOUNCE HOUSE IS

15. REALLY BUSTING MY BANK HERE.

16. LET'S SEE WHAT THIS DEBT WHEEL CAN DO.

17. CONSOLIDATE?

18. THAT'S WHAT IT GAVE ME LAST TIME.

19. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?

20. GIBBONS, I'M WORKING HERE.

21. >> THAT SWORD IS SO AWESOME.

22. PRETTY GOOD BARGAIN FOR 800 BUCKS, DON'T YOU THINK?

23. HA HA.

24. >> AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR WORK?

25. >> NAH.

26. THEY ONLY MADE 1,000 OF THESE BEAUTIES, AND IT'S SIGNED BY THE

27. DOJO WHERE IT WAS FORGED.

28. >> UH-HUH.

29. >> AND, I'M PRETTY SURE IT COMES WITH AN EMERALD SHEATH.

30. >> FINE, ALL RIGHT.

31. >> WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY?

32. YOU DO KNOW MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK, RIGHT?

33. >> YES, I KNOW.

34. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO, REMEMBER?

35. >> YOU KNOW, SURPRISE PARTIES ARE GREAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE FUN

36. IN THE BEGINNING OF THE PARTY...

37. YOU KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE GET TO

38. HIDE AND YELL SURPRISE.

39. AND THEN, YOU HAVE MORE FUN, LIKE LATER, LIKE WHEN IT'S A

40. NORMAL PARTY.

41. SO IT'S LIKE 2 PARTIES IN ONE

42. PARTY.

43. >> YEAH, I KNOW.

44. SURPRISE PARTIES ARE COOL.

45. NOW LISTEN GIBBONS, I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK.

46. >> IT'D BE REALLY COOL TO HAVE A

47. SURPRISE PARTY.

48. >> YEAH, LOUD AND CLEAR, GIBBONS.

49. DING DONG, EH, TOM PETERS HERE.

50. >> MAYOR'S OFFICE.

51. WHO'S THERE, PLEASE?

52. >> IT'S, UH, TOM PETERS.

53. >> GREAT, TOM, COME ON IT.

54. >> OK, I JUST WANTED TO TRY TO GET TO THE HEAD OF THE CLASS

55. HERE—DROP OFF MY PARTY GRANT APPLICATION.

56. >> OK, LET ME SEE HERE.

57. LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A CATEGORY "C," SMALL CHILD.

58. PARTY TYPE, SURPRISE—GREAT I LOVE THOSE.

59. MMM, NO.

60. GIBBONS?

61. GIBBONS!

62. GIBBONS, GIBBONS, GIBBONS!

63. HOLD ON, YOU'RE NOT PLANNING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR GIBBONS, ARE

64. YOU?

65. >> UM, YEAH, IN SO MANY...

66. >> NO, NO CAN DO BUDDY.

67. I'VE GOT MY OWN SURPRISE PARTY IN THE WORKS FOR LITTLE GIBBS.

68. >> OH, OK.

69. >> TOM, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE PARTY OF THE YEAR.

70. I MEAN, WE'VE GOT THE SMALL BUSINESS LEADERS, THE

71. ENTREPRENEURIAL SOCIETY, CITY COUNCIL'S GOING TO BE THERE—

72. LET ME SEE, CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, THE DIRECT MARKETING COMMITTEE.

73. TOM, THIS IS ONE NETWORKING EVENT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WANT

74. TO MISS.

75. >> WOW, I CAN'T WAIT.

76. >> LET ME CHECK IF YOU'RE ON THE GUEST LIST FIRST.

77. HMM.

78. NO TOM PETERS HERE.

79. >> OH, LET'S SEE.

80. IT MIGHT HAVE ENDED UP GOING UNDER MY MAIDEN NAME...

81. TOM PICKLE.

82. >> HUH.

83. UH-UH.

84. NO TOM PICKLES HERE.

85. SORRY, MR. PICKLE.

86. >> NO, IT'S TOM PETERS NOW.

87. UM, YOU CAN JUST CALL ME TOM, THOUGH.

88. >> HILARIOUS, TOM.

89. ALL RIGHT, I'LL PUT YOU ON STANDBY, BUT I'LL HAVE TO RUN IT

90. BY GIBBONS FIRST.

91. >> OH, ALL RIGHT.

92. >> WHEW, GIBBONS WAS RIGHT.

93. SHE SURE IS A 'BEAUT.

94. HOW THE HECK AM I GOING TO AFFORD THAT?

95. >> HEY, TOM.

96. >> WHAT?

97. >> IT'S ME, TOM PICKLE, YOU.

98. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

99. >> I HEARD WE'RE NOT INVITED TO GIBBONS' SURPRISE PARTY.

100. >> YEAH, IT WAS SORT OF A BUMMER.

101. I WAS REALLY HOPING TO GET SOME OF MY BUSINESS CARDS OUT THERE.

102. >> TOM, YOU HAVE TO SHOW GIBBONS THAT YOU CARE ABOUT HIM.

103. THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET INTO THAT PARTY IS IF YOU GET

104. GIBBONS THAT SWORD.

105. >> BUT I CAN'T AFFORD THAT SWORD.

106. I MEAN, 60% OF MY INCOME'S GOING TO THE DARN BOUNCE HOUSE!

107. >> TOM, LOOK BEHIND ME.

108. >> PENNIES?

109. YOU WANT ME TO—YOU WANT ME TO STEAL?

110. >> IT'S NOT STEALING.

111. YOU'RE JUST ROBBING PETER TO PAY PAUL.

112. >> MEH, THAT'S A HECK OF A POINT.

113. >> GO FOR IT.

114. >> WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

115. >> GIBBONS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

116. >> WHO, ME?

117. OH, THE MAYOR GOT ME A JOB AS A SECURITY GUARD.

118. >> ISN'T IT SO CUTE, TOM?

119. >> YEAH, I GUESS.

120. >> SO, TOM, I WAS GONNA ASK YOU SOMETHING, HEEH.

121. >> I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT HE'S GOING TO SAY.

122. >> DID YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO CHECK OUT THAT SWORD I WAS

123. TELLING YOU ABOUT?

124. >> YEAH, IT'S NICE...

125. PRICEY.

126. >> TOTALLY.

127. I BET IT COULD SLICE THROUGH ANYTHING.

128. WHAT DO YOU THINK, MAYOR?

129. >> PROBABLY ANYTHING.

130. >> WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET IT FOR ME, TOM?

131. HMM?

132. >> SOON, GIBBONS.

133. >> THAT'S GOOD NEWS.

134. WELL, I GOTTA MAKE MY ROUNDS.

135. I'LL PROBABLY STOP BY THE FOOD COURT AND GET ME A MIXED GREENS

136. COMBO.

137. >> OK, THANKS FOR THE INFO.

138. >> HOLD ON A SECOND.

139. THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.

140. WHAT ELSE WAS I GOING TO TELL YOU?

141. OH YEAH, YEAH.

142. CHECK YOU LATER, TOM.

143. >> TOM, YOU JUST GOTTA GET GIBBONS THAT SWORD.

144. IT'S ALL IT TALKS ABOUT.

145. >> ♪ AND IT COMES DOWN TO THIS LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR

146. YOU'RE STEALING FROM YOURSELF AND YOU TRY TO STOP

147. BUT YOU FIND YOUR HEART WAS RIGHT DOWN BY YOUR SHOES

148. AND YOU FIND YOURSELF WITH NOTHING ELSE

149. NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE AND YOU LOOK BACK

150. ON THE DREAMS YOU'VE HAD THEY'VE ALL GONE DOWN THE TUBES

151. AND IT COMES DOWN TO THIS LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR

152. YOU'RE STEALING FROM YOURSELF ♪ >> ALL RIGHT.

153. 950 BUCKS, GOOD TO GO.

154. >> HEY, TOM.

155. >> NYAAA!

156. >> CAN I SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE?

157. WE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM.

158. SO, HOW'D YOUR ARM GET SO WET?

159. >> WELL, FUNNY STORY.

160. ACTUALLY, I WAS...

161. >> YEAH, MMM, AND WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THAT CHANGE FROM?

162. >> WELL, AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE A PIGGY BANK...

163. >> TOM, I WAS WONDERING, FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE, LIKE WHERE

164. YOU'RE STANDING, WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME, DO YOU SEE AN IDIOT?

165. >> GIBBONS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

166. >> I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU STEAL FROM THAT FOUNTAIN FOR DAYS NOW,

167. AND I'M PRETTY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

168. DON'T WORRY.

169. I WON'T TURN YOU IN, BUT I WANT HALF.

170. >> GIBBONS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

171. >> HALF!

172. >> GIBBONS, YOU KNOW I HAVE FINANCIAL PROBLEMS, AND IT'S FOR

173. A FRIEND!

174. >> HALF!

175. >> DAG-GUMMIT, GIBBONS.

176. IT'S FOR YOU!

177. >> HALF!

178. >> GIBBONS, I STEAL FROM CHILDREN!

179. AND DO YOU THINK I'M PROUD OF THAT?

180. >> HALF!

181. >> HALF?

182. >> HALF!

183. >> HALF?

184. >> HALF!

185. >> HALF, FINE!

186. >> YOU'RE STILL GETTING ME THAT SWORD, RIGHT?

187. >> YEAH.

188. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET ME INTO YOUR SURPRISE PARTY NOW?

189. >> UHH, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

190. >> HONEY, HOLD MY CALLS.

191. I'M GOING TO GO CHECK THE MAIL.

192. DARN IT, DARN IT, DARN IT, DARN IT, DARN IT!

193. "CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTH."

194. OH, THAT'S THOUGHTFUL.

195. "MAY YOU EXPERIENCE THE HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS!"

196. OH, CARLSON REALTY.

197. GUESS I HAVE TO SEND THEM A THANK YOU POSTCARD NOW.

198. UH OH, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

199. >> WHAT THE HELL IS IT?

200. >> IT'S SOMETHING FROM GULLIVER'S!

201. >> IT'S PROBABLY JUST SOME COUPONS!

202. >> HON, BREAK OUT MY BUSINESS CARDS!

203. WE JUST GOT INVITED TO GIBBONS' SURPRISE PARTY!

204. HEY FELLAS, GREAT PARTY.

205. SO COOL.

206. >> OH, HEY, EVERYBODY.

207. THE PICKLE'S HERE.

208. >> HI, TOM.

209. >> IT'S UH, TOM PETERS, NOT "PETRES."

210. MIND THE TYPO.

211. TOM PETERS HERE.

212. YES, UH, HERE.

213. TAKE A BUSINESS CARD.

214. UH, THE NUMBER ON THERE'S NOT CURRENT.

215. GOOD TO MEET YOU, TOM PETERS.

216. HERE, HELP YOURSELF TO ONE OF MY FREE BUSINESS CARDS.

217. >> HEY, EVERYONE.

218. THANKS FOR COMING TO MY SURPRISE PARTY.

219. I WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO MY BEST

220. FRIEND, TOM PETERS.

221. >> WELL, GIBBONS, I GOT YOU YOUR SWORD HERE.

222. >> OH, REALLY?

223. >> YEP, RIGHT HERE.

224. >> GREAT, NOW I HAVE TWO STUPID SWORDS.

225. >> NICE TRY, TOM.

226. MINE'S THE EXECUTIVE MODEL.

227. >> OOOOH.

228. >> SO, YOU BOUGHT THAT WITH YOUR OWN MONEY?

229. >> GIBBONS, COME ON.

230. >> NO, SERIOUSLY, THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE SWORD.

231. YOU MUST HAVE WORKED REAL HARD FOR THAT.

232. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?

233. >> HEY, ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOU STOLE FOR THAT SWORD?

234. >> NO, OF COURSE NOT!

235. >> HA, GREAT, SOME LITTLE GIRL CAN'T GET HER WISH PONY BECAUSE

236. I NEEDED A SECOND STUPID SWORD.

237. >> GIBBONS, I THINK THIS SHOULD BE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.

238. >> WHAT WAS I GOING TO TELL EVERYBODY—OH, YEAH.

239. CHECK THIS OUT.

240. >> I STEAL FROM CHILDREN!

241. I STEAL FROM CHILDREN!

242. I STEAL FROM CHILDREN!

243. >> YOU FRAMED ME!

244. >> SORRY, BUDDY, I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN SUSPENDED IF I DIDN'T

245. TURN YOU IN.

246. >> DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.

247. IT'S PROBABLY JUST A SLAP ON THE WRIST.

248. >> HEY, TOM.

249. >> OH, HEY.

250. >> WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

251. >> OH, ME?

252. UH, I'M ON UH, COMMUNITY SERVICE HERE FOR ABOUT 6,000 CONSECUTIVE

253. HOURS.

254. >> COMMUNITY SERVICE?

255. WHAT FOR?

256. >> UM, MY STEALING?

257. YOU KNOW.

258. >> TOM, YOU SHOULDN'T STEAL, BUDDY.

259. >> WELL, I'LL MAKE A MENTAL NOTE OF THAT FOR NEXT TIME.

260. BUT, UH, I GUESS I'M KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE HERE.

261. HIGHWAY LITTER IS A LITTLE BIT OF A PET PEEVE OF MINE.

262. >> LET'S GO, GIBBS.

263. WE GOT AN APPOINTMENT AT THE SWORD RANGE.

264. >> CHECK YOU LATER, TOM.

265. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

266. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

267. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—]