Tom Goes to the Mayor 2x6

Directed by

Robert Loggia as Lew Petersen (voice) • Tom Kenny as Saxman (voice) • Bob Odenkirk as Announcer (voice)

Tom manages a homeless jazz saxophonist and lets him stay at his house.

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1. >> COME ON DOWN TO THE GRAND OPENING OF LEW'S

2. WATERBED GALLERIA, HOME OF OVER 100 WATERBED OUTLETS AND SHOPS.

3. LEW'S WATERBED GALLERIA FEATURES LUXURY KING, PRINCE VICTORIAN,

4. DESIGNER ROUND, AND PREFERRED FULL.

5. BUNK WATERBEDS FOR YOUR CHILDREN.

6. INCLUDES PEAR- AND PEARL-SHAPED BEDBOXES, AND BECAUSE LEW'S IS

7. LOCATED ON THE LAKE, NOT JUST NEXT TO IT, YOU'LL PAY

8. NO LOCAL TAXES.

9. RIGHT, LEW?

10. >> WE'RE SHOVIN' RIGHT OFF, SHOVIN' RIGHT OFF AGAIN.

11. AHOY!

12. >> UGH.

13. I'M NOT PARTICULAR TO THAT SMELL.

14. GREAT SET, MAN.

15. GREAT SET, MAN.

16. COOL. REALLY COOL.

17. >> WELL, ALL RIGHT.

18. >> UH, TOM PETERS HERE.

19. UM, I LIVE AROUND THE AREA HERE, BRO.

20. UM, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU YOUR MUSIC'S WONDERFUL.

21. >> THANK YOU, BROTHER.

22. I THINK YOU'RE WONDERFUL.

23. HA HA.

24. >> HA HA.

25. GREAT, MAN, COOL.

26. I'D GIVE MY LEFT THUMB TO BE THIS GUY'S MANAGER.

27. AH, MAN, YOU MUST BE MAKING A KILLING OUT HERE WITH THESE

28. GREAT TUNES, RIGHT, BRO?

29. >> I'M A LITTLE BIT DOWN ON MY LUCK, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

30. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE KICKING ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME BECAUSE OF

31. THIS DAMN WATERBED GALLERIA?

32. >> UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

33. YOU—YOU LIVE HERE ON THE BOARDWALK?

34. >> YEAH, BRO.

35. IT'S A REAL BUMMER.

36. >> THAT DOESN'T SOUND FAIR.

37. >> A WATERBED.

38. DOESN'T ANYBODY WHO WANTS A WATERBED HAVE ONE ALREADY?

39. THAT'S MY TAKE ON IT.

40. OH, DAMN.

41. >> UH, WELL, UM, TELL YOU WHAT,

42. SAXMAN, I MAY HAVE A QUICK FIX.

43. UH, MY WIFE IS OUT OF TOWN RIGHT NOW VISITING HER EX-HUSBAND.

44. >> HMM.

45. >> SHOOT. SHE REALLY DOESN'T LIKE ME HAVING MEN STAY OVER,

46. BUT— >> OH, BOY.

47. >> WELL, I COULD SET YOU UP IN MY SON'S PUP TENT, YOU KNOW,

48. FOR A WHILE.

49. UM, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

50. I COULD GO AHEAD AND TALK TO THE MAYOR ABOUT GETTING A RELOCATION

51. PLAN TOGETHER, I GUESS.

52. >> OH, THAT IS SO SWEET, MAN.

53. THAT IS SO GOOD OF YOU.

54. >> WELL, LEW, I GOTTA TELL YOU,

55. THIS IS JUST ONE HECK OF A BED.

56. >> OH, BABY, I KNEW YOU WERE A

57. WATERBED MAN.

58. >> I CERTAINLY AM, LEW.

59. >> >> OH, I'M SORRY.

60. I SHOULD'VE KNOCKED.

61. >> NO, IT'S FINE.

62. LEW'S JUST INSTALLING MY NEW WATERBED HERE.

63. >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW, I'LL JUST COME ON BACK TOMORROW.

64. >> ALL RIGHT, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND TAKE THIS BITCH

65. FOR A TEST DRIVE.

66. >> WHOOPS.

67. >> ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?

68. >> OK. THAT'S GOOD.

69. THANK YOU.

70. >> IT'S JUST LIKE AN AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE, TOM.

71. >> UM, JUST GETTING A LITTLE SEASICK HERE.

72. >> AHH. THAT WAS FUN.

73. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

74. >> UM, I'M SORRY.

75. I ACTUALLY HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS.

76. >> GREAT. I LOVE PROBLEMS.

77. >> WELL, I'M MANAGING A MUSICIAN HERE, AND, UM, YOU KNOW,

78. HE'S ACTUALLY BEING FORCED TO EVACUATE BECAUSE OF LEW'S

79. WATERBED GALLERIA THERE.

80. MM.

81. OH, TOM, YOU GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL HERE.

82. >> HE ACTUALLY PLAYS THE WIND CHIMES HIMSELF

83. ON THAT TRACK.

84. >> OH, BOY.

85. LISTEN TO THAT MELODY.

86. >> OH, THIS IS REALLY AWFUL, GUYS.

87. >> LEW, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME HERE.

88. I MEAN, THIS MUSIC IS JUST BEAUTIFUL.

89. HE'S JUST GOT TO PLAY YOUR WATERBED GRAND OPENING.

90. >> OH. OK.

91. WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, BUT, YEAH,

92. YOU KNOW, I'M SURE WE'D BE INTERESTED IN PLAYING LIVE,

93. YOU KNOW, AS LONG AS LEW DOESN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT.

94. >> LEW! COME ON NOW.

95. TOOT-A TOOT-A THE SAXOPHONE.

96. HONK-A HONK-A THE SAXOPHONE.

97. TIPPITY-TIPPITY-TOP, SAXOPHON-A GO HONK-A, HONK-A.

98. AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

99. >> I'M SORRY, TOM.

100. I JUST DON'T THINK LEW CAN VISUALIZE THE POWER OF THE

101. SAXMAN WITH JUST A CD-R.

102. >> HMM. LET ME THINK.

103. ALL RIGHT, WELL, WELL, THIS IS JUST A BRAINSTORM.

104. >> OK.

105. >> UH, BUT WHAT IF I DIRECTED A VIDEO OF—OF THE SAXMAN,

106. AND THAT WAY WE CAN SHOW, YOU KNOW—

107. >> ... MMM.

108. I LOVE IT.

109. >> AHH. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO AGAIN.

110. NOW, SAXMAN, JUST TRY AND FOCUS WITH ME HERE.

111. ACTION.

112. >> OH, CUT, CUT!

113. >> WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG NOW, SAXMAN?

114. >> WELL, I'M JUST USED TO PLAYING WITH MY SHIRT OFF,

115. YOU KNOW?

116. THE SHIRT IS JUST CONFINING, AND I HAVE SUCH WIND WHEN I—

117. WHEN I BLOW THAT—THAT I NEED TO—CAN I BUST OUT?

118. >> YEAH, I GUESS.

119. LET'S—LET GET SOME SHIRTLESS TAKES.

120. UH, LET'S ROLL AGAIN.

121. >> ROLL AGAIN.

122. >> BACK TO ONE.

123. >> OK.

124. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.

125. >> OH, WHAT IS IT NOW, SAXMAN?

126. >> I—I JUST FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.

127. >> WHY?

128. >> WELL, I THINK IT'S THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH MY SHIRT OFF

129. NOW, AND THAT PUTS ME TOTALLY OUT OF BALANCE WITH THE FLOW

130. AND THE VIBE OF THE ROOM.

131. I'M TRYING TO BRING IT, YOU SEE, AND IT'S NOT BEING BROUGHT.

132. >> UH...

133. >> WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, TOO?

134. JUST TO KEEP ME COMPANY?

135. >> UH, OK.

136. >> GREAT.

137. HA HA.

138. >> WOW, TOM, THIS IS REALLY

139. >> WOW, TOM, THIS IS REALLY

140. BLOWING MY MIND.

141. GREAT VIDEO.

142. GREAT DIRECTING.

143. >> WELL, THANKS.

144. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

145. >> BUT THE SHOW'S OFF.

146. >> WHAT?

147. >> WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS AND IT REALLY DOESN'T

148. MAKE SENSE FOR YOUR SAXMAN TO PLAY LEW'S GRAND OPENING.

149. I MEAN, WE'D ACTUALLY LIKE SOMEONE TO SING ABOUT LEW'S

150. WATERBEDS AND PROMOTIONAL OFFERS AND YOUR GUY'S MOUTH WILL BE

151. TIED UP TOOT-A-TOOTING ON HIS HORN.

152. >> HUH.

153. WELL, I MEAN, UH, LET ME JUST THROW THIS OUT AT YOU.

154. I MEAN, I COULD, IF I GET SOME BROCHURES TOGETHER, EDUCATE

155. MYSELF ON THE WATERBEDS, MAYBE I COULD WRITE SOME LYRICS

156. FOR SAXMAN AND, YOU KNOW, I COULD SING 'EM.

157. >> ... MMM.

158. YOU KNOW I LOVE THE SOUND OF YOUR SINGING VOICE, TOM.

159. >> ♪ IF WE DON'T ASK

160. FOR YOUR CUSTOM— ♪ AHEM. EXCUSE ME.

161. >> HEY.

162. >> OH, JEEZ, SORRY, SAXMAN.

163. YOU SCARED ME.

164. OH, MAN, WHAT—UM, WHY AREN'T YOU OUTSIDE IN THE PUP TENT?

165. >> OH, IT'S SO COLD OUT THERE, BROTHER.

166. IT'S FROSTY.

167. >> WAIT A MINUTE, SAXMAN.

168. WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR LEGS THERE?

169. >> I FOUND THESE TINY PANTS IN THIS TOTALLY FUN ROOM.

170. >> THOSE ARE BRINDON'S, SAXMAN.

171. MY SON'S?

172. THAT'S MY STEPSON'S ROOM YOU'RE FIDDLING AROUND.

173. >> WHOA, WHOA, MAN, DUDE, CHILL OUT.

174. WHERE'S THE ANGER COMING FROM?

175. >> I'M— >> IS THIS THE WAY YOU TREAT

176. A PARTNER?

177. >> I'M JUST REALLY STRESSED OUT ABOUT OUR CONCERT TOMORROW

178. AND—AND, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT EXACTLY GETTING THE LUCK OF THE

179. DRAW WITH THESE LYRICS HERE.

180. >> I HAVE JUST THE THING TO CALM YOU DOWN, MY BROTHER.

181. YEAH, GET ALL SNUGGLY

182. DOWN THERE.

183. >> SAXMAN, HOLD— HOLD ON A SECOND.

184. >> SHH.

185. LET MY SAX NOTES MASSAGE YOUR SOUL, BROTHER.

186. SLEEP, BABY, SLEEP.

187. SLEEP, BABY, SLEEP.

188. >> OK. HERE WE GO.

189. TRY IT.

190. LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

191. 2, 3, 4.

192. >> ♪ HALF-OFF >> RIGHT. MAYBE GO TO A C-SHARP.

193. >> ♪ HALF-OFF SEE, YOU'RE A HALF-STEP OFF

194. ON THE HALF-OFF.

195. HA HA.

196. >> I'M JUST TRYING TO— >> ♪ HALF-OFF

197. >> YEP. YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

198. LET ME JUST MAKE A NOTE OF THAT HERE.

199. AH, SHOOT.

200. I'M WORKING IN THE BASS CLEF HERE.

201. DARN IT.

202. UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, SAXMAN, LET'S TAKE 5.

203. UM, THERE'S ACTUALLY BEEN SOMETHING I WANTED TO GET OFF

204. MY CHEST THIS MORNING.

205. UH, DID YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS HAPPEN TO COME IN THE HOUSE

206. AND HAVE SOME KIND OF JAZZ JAM LAST NIGHT?

207. >> WHAT? IN THE HOUSE?

208. NO, I SLEPT LIKE A BABY RIGHT OUT THERE IN MY PUP TENT.

209. >> HUH. THAT'S WEIRD.

210. IT'S JUST—NO, IT'S NOTHING.

211. THERE'S—THERE'S JUST— THERE'S SOME PILES OF B.M.

212. IN MY BEDROOM...

213. I JUST...

214. SOMETHING—I DON'T KNOW.

215. YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT.

216. LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

217. 2, 3. 4.

218. IT'S NOT WORKING, MAN.

219. IT'S JUST NOT WORKING.

220. >> NO, WE'LL GET THERE.

221. COME ON, YOU KNOW.

222. WE JUST—WE JUST NEED TO RHYME SOME OF THESE WORDS HERE.

223. I HAVEN'T—AH, LET'S SEE.

224. WHAT—WHAT RHYMES WITH CONSUMER PRICE REBATE?

225. >> NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

226. YOU'RE RHYMING LIKE A DIAMOND.

227. IT'S JUST THAT MY LIPS ARE ALL CHAPPED.

228. I NEED TO WET 'EM UP.

229. DARN!

230. >> WHAT IS IT?

231. >> WELL, THE BEST WAY IS TO KISS SOMEONE FOR A WHILE.

232. YOU KNOW, JUST TO MOISTEN UP THE LIPS.

233. >> OK.

234. >> OH, TOM, I WOULDN'T ASK YOU IF I KNEW ANOTHER WAY,

235. BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE BURNING STUDIO TIME HERE AND...

236. >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

237. YOU—YOU SAY YOU WANT TO— YOU WANT TO KISS ME—

238. >> IT'S NOT SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO, BUT IT'S MY CHOPS,

239. YOU KNOW?

240. NEED TO TOUCH ANOTHER MAN'S LIPS TO BRING 'EM BACK TO LIFE.

241. >> OH. ALL RIGHT.

242. I-I GUESS A KISS ON THE MOUTH BETWEEN FRIENDS CAN'T—

243. CAN'T HURT.

244. >> OHHH!

245. >> JOY! YOU'RE BACK!

246. >> TOM PETERS' PHONE.

247. >> TOM, IT'S ME.

248. WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?

249. >> UH, I'M AT HOME.

250. I—I GOT GROUNDED.

251. >> OOH.

252. THAT SUCKS.

253. I WISH YOU COULD'VE SEEN THE SAXMAN.

254. HE WAS GREAT.

255. >> OH.

256. >> YEAH.

257. >> HE MADE IT.

258. I DIDN'T KNOW IF HE WAS GOING TO MAKE IT.

259. >> HE SOLD ABOUT 8 OR 9 CDs.

260. I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A HUGE PROFIT OFF THIS SHOW.

261. >> WELL, THAT'S—WE'RE NOT REALLY WORKING TOGETHER ANYMORE.

262. JOY DOESN'T REALLY WANT ME, YOU KNOW, HANGING AROUND

263. WITH HIM, SO...

264. >> WELL, THAT'S A BUMMER.

265. HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE GROUNDED FOR?

266. >> UH, UH, PROBABLY A COUPLE WEEKS.

267. >> UH.

268. >> HOW WAS THE—HOW WAS THE GRAND OPENING?

269. EVERYTHING...

270. >> YEAH, IT WAS GREAT.

271. >> COOL.

272. >> GIMBLE TWINS ARE PLAYING NOW.

273. >> OH.

274. I-I WISH I COULD SEE THEM.

275. I LOVE THE GIMBLE TWINS.

276. >> HA HA.

277. YEAH, THEY'RE HILARIOUS.

278. >> SO, WELL, I-I SHOULD PROBABLY, YOU KNOW,

279. GET OFF THE PHONE.

280. >> TO USE THE INTERNET?

281. >> NO, NOT REALLY.

282. >> HMM.

283. ALL RIGHT.

284. WELL, UH...

285. >> YEAH, I'LL...

286. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

287. >> OK. GIMME A CALL LATER.

288. >> BYE.

289. >> ♪ YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO SLEEP IF WE DON'T ASK FOR YOUR

290. CUSTOMER CODE, THE SAVINGS'LL BE PASSED ON TO YOU

291. FREE DELIVERY FOR ANY DOUBLE BED SET

292. YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO SLEEP ♪ >> ABSOLUTELY.

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