Tom Goes to the Mayor 2x2

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Sean Hayes as Tour Guide (voice) • Bob Odenkirk as WizZard (voice) • Johnny Holliday as Papa Richardson (voice)

Tom campaigns to cancel Bass Fest in order to protect the Richardson Family Dam.

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1. JEFFERTON ALIVE ♪ >>

2. >> HI, I'M THE MAYOR.

3. MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR YOU!

4. >> ♪ JEFFERTON ALIVE >> MY NAME IS TOM PETERS,

5. AND I'M FULL OF IDEAS!

6. >> COMMUNITY SPIRIT!

7. >> HOW ARE YOU?

8. >> HA HA!

9. >> SHOPPING!

10. FOOD!

11. >> ♪ FREE TO BE BEING FREE

12. JEFFERTON ALIVE ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

13. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

14. >> OH, HEY, AHEM.

15. HERE'S THAT, UH...

16. PICTURE OF PAPA RICHARDSON I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

17. THIS REALLY OLD GUY HERE STARTED THIS DAM WITH HIS FAMILY

18. FOR FUN.

19. THEN, LIKE, THEY BUILT A TOWN HERE.

20. AND I GUESS DAM EXPERTS WERE LIKE, "WHAT," AS TO HOW COME

21. SUCH A BAD DAM CAN REMAIN, LIKE, WORKING FOR SO LONG.

22. AHEM, SO, IT'S LIKE ALL WOOD.

23. AND IT'S TOTALLY ROTTED OUT.

24. HOPE WE DON'T GET A RAIN STORM SOON.

25. HA, OK.

26. >> YEAH, EXCUSE ME, TEACH, TOM PETERS HERE.

27. I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF A QUESTION.

28. I'M DOING A DOING A DIORAMA OF THE DARN, AND I WAS JUST

29. WONDERING IF— >> THE WHAT, SORRY?

30. >> THE DARN.

31. THE...

32. THE PLACE WHERE WE ARE HERE.

33. >> OH, YOU MEAN THE DAM?

34. >> HA HA.

35. YOU KNOW, LANGUAGE.

36. >> SO, WE'RE GONNA, LIKE, DRIVE

37. TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DAM AND CHECK OUT—

38. ALL THE CRAZY CRACKS IN IT.

39. IT'S TOTALLY—

40. >> I'M SORRY.

41. I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE THIS.

42. COULD BE AN EMERGENCY.

43. TOM PETERS' PHONE.

44. >> LISTEN!

45. I NEED YOU TO STOP BY THE MUSIC STORE AND PICK UP SOME BASS

46. GUITARS FOR MY BOYS.

47. >> WELL, HONEY, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FIELD TRIP RIGHT

48. NOW.

49. BUT I'M SURE AS SOON AS I'M DONE HERE, I MIGHT AS WELL GO AHEAD—

50. >> OH, WOULD YOU JUST DO WHAT I SAY!

51. >> WHAT?

52. HOW'S THAT, HON?

53. STEAK DINNER AGAIN?

54. WELL, OK.

55. IF YOU INSIST—TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW.

56. HA HA.

57. AND I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT, MY LOVER.

58. >> ♪ BASS IT'S TOTALLY WIZZED OUT

59. >> ♪ BASS >> ♪ IT'S TOTALLY WIZZED OUT

60. HE'S DEAD BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T

61. HAVE FUN ♪ >> ♪ WIZZ, WIZZ

62. >> YO, IT'S WIZZARD.

63. MEET ME AT THIS YEAR'S JEFFERTON BASS FEST.

64. JOIN THE BASS CIRCLE.

65. MEET BASS TECHS AND PROS!

66. JOIN ME AS I ATTEMPT TO HIT THE LOW G.

67. UHN!

68. 3 OCTAVES LOWER THAN ANY MAN HAS EVER PLAYED.

69. >> BASS FEST WILL TAKE PLACE RAIN OR SHINE, LOCATED AT THE

70. BASE!--BASE!--BASE!-- OF THE RICHARDSON FAMILY DAM.

71. >> UH, EXCUSE ME, BOYS,

72. YOUR PAPA'S WORKING HERE.

73. WOULD YOU MIND JUST TURNING IT DOWN A NOTCH FOR ME?

74. ALL RIGHT.

75. NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ADD SOME WATER TO MY DARN.

76. OH, LOOK AT THAT.

77. IT'S HOLDING.

78. GREAT.

79. WHAT DO YOU THINK, MAYOR?

80. GREAT WORK, TOM.

81. HECK OF A DIORAMA.

82. HA HA.

83. WELL, THANK YOU, MAYOR.

84. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WORKING PRETTY HARD AT THIS.

85. BOYS, NO!

86. DARN IT!

87. OH, SHOOT.

88. WHAT A MESS.

89. WAIT A MINUTE.

90. LOW-END FREQUENCIES...

91. RICKETY WOODEN STRUCTURE...

92. CRICKETS!

93. >> HA HA!

94. PUT THIS IN YOUR BASS PIPE AND SMOKE IT, MAYOR.

95. YEAH, I'M GONNA BUST THAT OUT AT

96. BASS FEST.

97. >> LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, WIZZARD.

98. >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

99. ANYONE HOME?

100. >> BASS FEST HEADQUARTERS.

101. HOW CAN I HELP, PLEASE?

102. >> OH, HEY, MAYOR.

103. IT'S—IT'S TOM PET— >> OH, WHOA!

104. >> OH!

105. RESPECT THE HAND PRINTS, MAN.

106. >> OH, PHILLIP SOUSA!

107. >> YOU BLEW IT, TOM.

108. >> OH, GEE.

109. GUILTY AS CHARGED HERE.

110. MY APOLOGIES.

111. UH, BUT THIS IS SORT OF AN EMERGENCY.

112. >> OK, TOM.

113. HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.

114. >> I'LL JUST...

115. TAKE A KNEE HERE.

116. SO, I...

117. I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT BASS FEST.

118. >> WELL, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

119. >> YO, YO, YO!

120. THE WIZZ PLAYS THE BASS!

121. WIZZ!

122. HA HA HA!

123. >> WIZZ!

124. HA HA HA HA.

125. YEAH.

126. >> WELL, SPEAKING OF BASS, UH...

127. YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO THROW UP ANY RED FLAGS, BUT...

128. UM, I AM KIND OF WORRIED THAT SOME OF THE MASSIVE LOW-END

129. FREQUENCIES FROM THE BASS FEST MIGHT RUPTURE THE RICHARDSON

130. FAMILY DARN.

131. >> THE WHAT?

132. >> THE—AHEM—THE...

133. THE DARN.

134. THE, UH, THE RICHARDSON...

135. UH, WATER-HOLDING THING.

136. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, A DAM?

137. >> >> OK, TOM.

138. WELL, I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU A POEM.

139. MM-HMM.

140. OK.

141. HERE YOU GO.

142. >> "YOU MESS WITH BASS FEST, YOU MESS WITH ME!"

143. AH.

144. >> WIZZ!

145. >> UH...

146. THE WHAT?

147. >> THE DARN.

148. THE, YOU KNOW, THE RICHARDSON WATER-HOLDING—

149. RHYMES WITH "HAM" OR "PAM."

150. >> UH...

151. YOU MEAN THE DAM?

152. >> THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.

153. NOW, MY STEP-SONS WOULDN'T LET ME BORROW THEIR BASSES—

154. >> >> UM...

155. SO, I'M GONNA TRY AND SIMULATE THE EFFECTS OF—

156. >> BORING.

157. >> SO, I'M GONNA TRY AND SIMULATE THE EFFECTS OF THE LOW

158. FREQUENCIES FROM THE BASS FEST ON THIS MODEL HERE.

159. >> RIGHT.

160. >> AND JUST...

161. LET ME START HERE.

162. >> SURE.

163. >> UH.

164. LET ME START AGAIN.

165. >> OK.

166. >> IF—LET ME JUST.

167. >> FINE.

168. >> HOLD ON, LET ME JUST START— >> MAYOR'S OFFICE.

169. >> LET ME START AGAIN.

170. >> SURE.

171. >> HOLD ON.

172. >> HA HA HA.

173. >> IF YOU'D JUST...

174. >> HA HA HA HA.

175. >> >> UH.

176. UH, ALL RIGHT, MAYOR.

177. LET'S HEAR YOUR REBUTTAL.

178. >> ♪ ON THE FIRST DAY

179. OF BASS FEST MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME

180. A 7-STRING DOUBLE-FUNK SUPREME ♪ >> OH!

181. A CRUSHING BLOW TO TOM PETERS' ILL-CONCEIVED CAMPAIGN TO CANCEL

182. BASS FEST.

183. JEN, YOU'VE BEEN DOING SOME REPORTING ON THE ISSUE.

184. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HUBBUB?

185. >> WELL, WAYNE, THE...

186. THERE'S NOTHING ON THE TELEPROMPTER, SO...

187. >> COME ON, JEN.

188. COME ON, HONEY.

189. >> I'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT I— >> GO AHEAD, JEN.

190. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO.

191. BRIAN, CAN WE GO TO COMMERCIAL?

192. >> BRIAN, GO TO COMMERCIAL!

193. >> STUPID BASS FEST.

194. HEY, HON, THIS PARKING LOT YOU SET UP IS

195. BLOCKING MY CAR IN, BY THE WAY.

196. YOU KNOW, JOY, I REALLY WISH YOU

197. WOULD HAVE DISCUSSED THIS WITH— UHN!

198. "LEAVE BASS FEST ALONE."

199. AH.

200. >> TOM!

201. THE BOYS NEED A RIDE TO BASS FEST.

202. >> WELL, AS I STATED EARLIER, I AM ANTI-BASS FEST, BUT...

203. YOU KNOW, THEY CAN JOIN ME IN MY PROTEST CANOE IF THEY WANT.

204. >> GET THEM TO BASS FEST NOW!

205. >> TO THE PEOPLE OF

206. THE FUTURE...

207. SHOOT.

208. TO THE PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE,

209. THIS IS TOM PETERS, MAN FROM THE PAST.

210. I MAKE THIS RECORD TO TELL YOU OF A TOWN CALLED JEFFERTON

211. WHICH ONCE EXISTED— A BEAUTIFUL PLACE FILLED WITH

212. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

213. IT WAS, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, A GREAT TOWN.

214. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL

215. BEEN WAITING FOR— GET READY TO FREAK YOUR FUNKY

216. BASS FACE, MY BASS CHILDREN, THE GRAND BASS MASTER,

217. JEFFERTON'S OWN WIZZARD!

218. >> >> YO, YO, YO!

219. I GOTS TO TELL YOU, THE WIZZ IS SO HIGH ON WEED

220. RIGHT NOW!

221. >> >> CHECK IT, CHECK IT, CHECK IT.

222. I'M GONNA TAKE THIS BASS WAY LOW!

223. LET ME JUST TUNE IT DOWN RIGHT HERE.

224. >> OH, NO.

225. IT'S STARTING!

226. WIZZARD, PLEASE STOP!

227. EMERGENCY.

228. LET ME TRY THIS.

229. >> HI, TOM.

230. THERE YOU ARE.

231. >> HEY, MAYOR.

232. GOT SOME BAD NEWS UP HERE.

233. LOOKS LIKE WIZZARD'S BASS PLAYING IS STARTING TO RUPTURE

234. THE DARN.

235. >> WRONG AGAIN, TOM.

236. IT'S YOUR HEAVY CANOE THAT'S RUPTURING THE DAMN.

237. >> WHAT?

238. NO!

239. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT.

240. >> WELL, I'M PRETTY SURE IT IS.

241. >> YO, YO!

242. WIZZARD'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY HERE!

243. MAYOR...

244. MAYBE TODD'S RIGHT.

245. I MEAN, MUSIC'S THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THIS WORLD.

246. WHY SHOULDN'T IT BE ABLE TO...

247. HA, TEAR DOWN AN OLD FAMILY DAM?

248. >> UH, EXCUSE ME.

249. UP HERE.

250. I THINK I HAVE A THEORY TO STABILIZE THE DARN AND KEEP THE

251. BASS FEST GOING.

252. >> GREAT, TOM.

253. CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR IT.

254. >> ALL RIGHT.

255. WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IS EXACTLY MIMIC THE LOW FREQUENCIES ON MY

256. SIDE OF THE DARN TO ACT AS A COUNTERWEIGHT.

257. >> RIGHT.

258. >> WELL, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PLAY ME A SIMPLE SCALE

259. AND I'LL DO-WOP IT BACK TO YOU.

260. AND THAT SHOULD BE ABLE TO KEEP THE DARN FROM BREAKING.

261. >> OF COURSE, TOM.

262. >> WHERE ME HACKY SACK AT?

263. >> NO, WIZZARD.

264. TOM NEEDS A BASS LINE.

265. >> YO, LET'S DO THIS THANG.

266. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE IT MY BEST SHOT.

267. >>

268. >> >> WIZZ, TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE

269. JAZZIER—YOU KNOW, FOR THE FANS.

270. >> HMM.

271. UM, CAN I—CAN I JUST HEAR THE

272. FIRST PART AGAIN?

273. >> HEY, TOM.

274. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

275. >> WELL, I, YOU KNOW...

276. LOOKING FOR MY FAMILY I GUESS.

277. >> HA HA HA.

278. I HEAR YOU, TOM.

279. CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WIZZARD SAID ABOUT THE POWER OF MUSIC?

280. >> YEAH.

281. IT WAS...

282. WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR?

283. IN—INSIGHTFUL.

284. HELLO!

285. ANYONE THERE?

286. HELLO?

287. HELLO?

288. >> ♪ OH, NO WHERE'D MY SON GO?

289. I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU BETTER RUN, HO

290. 'CAUSE I'M BASS FISHIN' IN THE BIG TIME

291. HIP-HOP RAPPING NONSTOP CHECK ME RHYME

292. I'M THE WIZZ I PLAY MY BASS BACKWARDS

293. HOT SON-BITCHES GET OUT OF MY FACE, NERDS

294. HELL, NO GOT MY GOATEE ON MY FACE

295. >> ABSOLUTELY.

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