Tom Goes to the Mayor 2x17

Directed by

Todd Barry as Saul (voice) • George Cheng as St. Patriot (voice) • Solomon Harris as Kid in Commercial (voice) • Ryan Lim as Kid in Commercial (voice)

The Mayor invites Tom to a weekend retreat at Jefferton Castle.

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1. >> YOU'RE FANTASTIC.

2. HAPPY SAINT PATRIOT'S DAY!

3. >> HA HA HA HA.

4. OH, YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BEAR.

5. >> YOU'RE FANTASTIC.

6. HAPPY SAINT PATRIOT'S DAY!

7. YOU'RE FANTASTIC.

8. HAPPY SAINT PATRIOT'S DAY!

9. >> OH, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?

10. OH.

11. OH, MY BABY BEAR.

12. >> HELLO?

13. >> UH, MAYOR'S OFFICE.

14. >> HEY, IT'S TOM PETERS.

15. >> HEY, TOM.

16. >> I JUST WANT TO DROP OFF THIS SAINT PATRIOT'S DAY CAKE MY

17. STEP-SONS MADE FOR YOU.

18. >> OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, TOM.

19. OH.

20. OOH.

21. NICE.

22. WELL, IT CERTAINLY FEELS LIKE A REALLY GREAT CAKE, TOM.

23. >> JOY WANTED TO GET A STORE-BOUGHT, BUT I THOUGHT IT

24. WOULD BE BETTER IF THE BOYS LEARNED HOW TO BAKE.

25. >> >> ANYWAY...

26. UH, TURNS OUT I'M IN A BIT OF A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE.

27. >> WH—WHAT?

28. GO AHEAD.

29. >> YEAH, UH, I JUST GOT A LETTER FROM THE COUNTY THAT SAYS I'VE

30. GOT HOUSE ROT.

31. >> OOH.

32. >> AND THE FIX-IT MAN SAYS THEY MAY HAVE TO TEAR OUT THE

33. FOUNDATION.

34. >> AH HA HA HA.

35. YEAH, I'VE SEEN THAT HAPPEN BEFORE.

36. >> AND, YOU KNOW, MY STEP-SON BRENDAN GOT SUSPENDED FROM

37. KARATE CLASS FOR USING THE D-WORD.

38. >> UH-OH!

39. >> SO, I HAVE TO ATTEND SENSITIVITY CLASSES WITH HIS

40. SENSEI.

41. >> OH, THAT'S NO GOOD.

42. >> YEAH, IT'S BEEN PRETTY STRESSFUL.

43. >> WELL...

44. T.G.I.F.!

45. >> HA HA.

46. YEAH, I WISH.

47. BUT, YOU KNOW, ONE OF JOY'S EX-HUSBANDS IS STAYING WITH US,

48. WHICH MEANS I'M SPENDING THE WEEKEND IN THE POP TENT.

49. >> OOF.

50. WOW, TOM, YOU SOUND PRETTY STRESSED OUT.

51. LISTEN, I'M HAVING A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER THIS WEEKEND.

52. >> OH, OK.

53. >> YEAH, IT'S UP IN MY WEEKEND RETREAT AT JEFFERTON CASTLE.

54. >> MM-HMM.

55. >> JUST A BUNCH OF CLOSE FRIENDS.

56. WHY DON'T YOU COME UP AND JOIN US.

57. >> REALLY?

58. OH, YEAH.

59. I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE— THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

60. >> YEAH, IT'LL BE REALLY FUN.

61. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT YOUR HOUSE IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES, BUT

62. FIRST I GOTTA TAKE MY BABY BEAR TO THE HOSPITAL NOW.

63. >> HA HA.

64. OK, WELL...

65. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY SOME BATTERIES, RIGHT.

66. THAT SHOULD PROBABLY DO THE TRICK.

67. >> HOW DARE YOU, TOM?

68. >> HON...

69. GOOD NEWS.

70. YOU CAN PUT THE POP TENT AWAY.

71. I'M GONNA GO SPEND THE WEEKEND UP WITH THE MAYOR.

72. HE INVITED ME TO A LITTLE PARTY THIS WEEKEND.

73. OH!

74. SAUL, IS THAT YOU IN THERE?

75. OH, HEY, SAUL.

76. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PAINTING.

77. >> HEY, TURN THAT LIGHT OFF, MAN.

78. >> UH, ALL RIGHT.

79. I JUST NEED TO PACK A COUPLE THINGS IN AN OVERNIGHT BAG FOR

80. THIS BIG PARTY I'M GOING TO THIS WEEKEND.

81. OW!

82. SHOOT!

83. DARN IT.

84. END TABLE.

85. UH...

86. LET'S SEE HERE.

87. I'LL GET SOME TURTLES AND MY DRESS-UP SANDALS.

88. OW!

89. OW!

90. AAGH!

91. >> MAYOR'S OFFICE.

92. >> OH, HEY, MAYOR.

93. RIGHT ON TIME.

94. MAYOR, THIS IS MY WIFE'S FIRST HUSBAND SAUL—3 BEFORE ME.

95. >> GREAT TO MEET YOU, SIR.

96. >> FINE.

97. UH, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT MESS UP ON THE WALL THERE?

98. >> OH, THAT'S ONE OF SAUL'S PAINTINGS.

99. HE PAINTS WITH, UH...

100. WHAT WAS IT CALLED AGAIN, SAUL?

101. >> LIQUEFIED MACROBIOTIC BOVINE WASH.

102. >> WELL, IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T SMELL LIKE PAINT.

103. >> WELL, THE COMMON NAME IS— YOU KNOW, YOU'D KNOW IT AS

104. COW DIARRHEA.

105. >> WELL, SAUL, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU.

106. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SHAKE HANDS WITH A REAL ARTIST.

107. >> PLEASURE'S MINE.

108. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, SAUL?

109. IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY THIS WEEKEND, WHY DON'T YOU COME UP TO THE

110. CASTLE.

111. WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE SAINT PATRIOT'S DAY

112. GET-TOGETHER.

113. >> OH, GOD.

114. A GET-TOGETHER.

115. OH, MAN, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

116. >> OOF.

117. >> UH, YOU KNOW, GOD, MAN, I'D LOVE TO,

118. BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M WORKING ON THIS PORTRAIT OF MY SONS.

119. IT'S FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY.

120. >> OH, WOW, SAUL.

121. THAT'S REALLY NICE.

122. SOMETHING HANDMADE FROM THEIR REAL DAD—SPECIAL.

123. >> UH, WELL, FOR THE RECORD, I DID GET THEM A GIFT

124. CERTIFICATE FOR KARATE CLASSES.

125. PRETTY EXPENSIVE.

126. >> UH, YEAH, WHO CARES, TOM?

127. COMFORTABLE BACK THERE, TOM?

128. >> YEAH, I'M JUST...

129. GETTING A LITTLE SOAKED.

130. >> THERE SHE IS, TOM.

131. >> OH, WOW.

132. A REAL CASTLE.

133. HA HA HA HA.

134. AH.

135. ALL RIGHT.

136. OH, I GOT SOAKED OUT THERE.

137. >> HERE WE ARE, TOM.

138. >> WHERE ARE WE?

139. >> THIS IS MY CONDO.

140. ISN'T IT GREAT?

141. >> YEAH, I GUESS.

142. SO...

143. WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

144. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

145. >> YOU SAID YOU WERE HAVING A BIG GET-TOGETHER.

146. >> YEAH, THIS IS IT.

147. PARTY TIME.

148. HA HA.

149. >> >> UH, TOM, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO

150. YOU OVER THERE?

151. >> SO WET...

152. SO COLD.

153. >> OH.

154. WELL, HOW ABOUT A GRAND TOUR OF THE CASTLE TO WARM YOU UP,

155. BUDDY?

156. THIS IS THE REFRESHMENT CAFE.

157. >> ALL RIGHT.

158. >> MOST OF JEFFERTON CASTLE RUNS ON TOKENS.

159. AND CHECK THIS OUT, TOM.

160. ONE SIDE OF THE COIN HAS A PICTURE OF THE CASTLE ON IT,

161. AND THE OTHER SIDE'S BLANK.

162. SO, IT'S KIND OF FUN TO BUY SODAS AND SNACKS AND STUFF.

163. >> >> HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

164. I'M GONNA START YOU OUT WITH 10 TOKENS.

165. SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT LAST THE ENTIRE WEEKEND.

166. >> THANKS.

167. >> YOU BETTER FILL UP ON THE SODAS RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE I GOT A

168. PRETTY STRICT NO-BEVERAGE RULE IN MY HOME.

169. >> OH, THANK GOD.

170. OH, TALK ABOUT A 4-LEAF CLOVER, JEEZ.

171. OH, DO YOU MIND IF I PUT MY CLOTHES IN HERE AND DRY THEM

172. OUT?

173. >> ABSOLUTELY.

174. GO AHEAD, TOM.

175. >> ALL RIGHT.

176. OH, MY GUMBLE.

177. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

178. >> HA HA HA.

179. YOU CAN'T USE TOKENS ON THAT, TOM.

180. IT'S A QUARTERS-ONLY MACHINE.

181. >> SO, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

182. >> WELL, WHAT YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO DO IS USE THAT RE-COIN YOUR

183. TOKEN MACHINE AND IT WILL CHANGE THE TOKENS BACK IN QUARTERS.

184. >> THAT IS—IT'S JUST BUSTED THEN?

185. >> OF COURSE IT IS, TOM.

186. NOW LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

187. >> SO, THIS MUSIC JUST PLAYS ALL

188. >> SO, THIS MUSIC JUST PLAYS ALL

189. THE TIME, OR...

190. >> OH, WELL, IF IT'S BOTHERING YOU, I CAN TURN IT DOWN A LITTLE

191. BIT.

192. >> OK.

193. >> IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.

194. TOM?

195. >> YES?

196. >> TOM?

197. >> MM-HMM?

198. >> COCK 'O BLOCK!

199. >> UM...

200. CHOCOLATE OR?

201. >> COCK 'O BLOCK!

202. >> ♪ PRESS THE MAGIC GLOVE 'CAUSE STRATEGY'S THE GAME

203. MOVE YOUR COCK RIGHT INTO BATTLE SPILL THE BLOOD

204. AND TAKE THE PAIN CAN YOU FEEL THE POWER?

205. CAN YOU FEEL THE POWER?

206. CAN YOU FEEL THE POWER NOW?

207. COCK 'O BLOCK ♪ >> UH...

208. IS IT OVER YET?

209. >> YEP.

210. IT'S SAFE TO COME BACK IN, TOM.

211. YOU LOST.

212. >> ALL RIGHT.

213. YOU KNOW WHAT?

214. I'M GETTING A LITTLE PARCHED HERE.

215. DO YOU MIND IF I JUST JUMP OUT AND TAKE A SODA BREAK?

216. >> HEY, GOOD NEWS!

217. I MADE IT!

218. >> HEY, SAUL.

219. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

220. >> HEY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE, SAUL?

221. >> OH, MAN.

222. JOY KICKED ME OUT.

223. IT'S A REAL BAD SCENE BACK THERE.

224. >> WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD HEAD BACK HOME THEN, TAKE CARE OF

225. BUSINESS—YOU KNOW, ME BEING THE MAN OF THE HOUSE.

226. >> NO, NO, NO, MAN.

227. YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON SHE WANTS TO SEE RIGHT NOW.

228. TRUST ME.

229. >> WHOA, SAUL.

230. NICE DIDGERIDOO COLLECTION.

231. YOU MIND IF I TAKE ONE FOR A SPIN?

232. >> GO AHEAD, MAN, SURE.

233. >> >> NOT BAD.

234. DO YOU MIND IF I SIT IN WITH YOU?

235. >> >> COME ON, TOM.

236. GIVE IT A SHOT.

237. >> WELL, I'M NO MOZART, BUT I'LL GIVE IT MY BEST.

238. >> >> I WISH I HAD MY MINIDISC

239. RECORDER, MAN.

240. NOW, I HAD MY OWN REASONS FOR

241. NOW, I HAD MY OWN REASONS FOR

242. LEAVING MY FAMILY, AND I'M COOL WITH THAT.

243. YOU KNOW, I JUST—I'VE...

244. I'VE FORGIVEN MYSELF, BUT...

245. IT JUST BURNS ME TO SEE MY SONS BEING RAISED BY THAT GUY.

246. >> OH.

247. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

248. >> I JUST WISH THEY— I JUST THEY HAD A STRONGER ROLE

249. MODEL AROUND THE HOUSE— SOMEONE WHO COULD TEACH THEM

250. ABOUT LIFE AND WORK...

251. >> TALK TO ME, MY BABY BEAR.

252. OH, PLEASE TALK TO ME.

253. SAY SOMETHING.

254. >> THERE'S A PLACE I GO CALLED SHEPHERD'S MESA, IT'S ABOUT A

255. 10-DAY DRIVE FROM HERE.

256. YOU CAN SEE THE SUN RISE AND SET AT THE SAME TIME.

257. THAT'S WHERE I GO TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY SOUL.

258. YOU HAVE A SERIOUS— SERIOUSLY STRONG ENERGY ABOUT

259. YOU.

260. JUST I FEEL IT—FEEL IT.

261. IT'S CRAZY.

262. I CAN LIKE...

263. BITE IT.

264. >> NA!

265. NA!

266. NA!

267. HA HA HA.

268. >> RROWR!

269. HA HA HA.

270. RROWR!

271. >> JUST...

272. I WOULD LIKE THIS TO STOP, PLEASE.

273. >> YOUR TURN.

274. WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

275. >> I'M JUST AFRAID I'LL NEVER HEAR MY BEAR SPEAK AGAIN.

276. >> YOU JUST NEED TO GET SOME FRESH BATTERIES.

277. ANY BATTERIES WILL DO.

278. >> TOM, SHUT UP.

279. IT'S NOT ABOUT BATTERIES.

280. I THINK I CAN FIX YOUR BEAR, MAN.

281. >> OH, MY GOD!

282. THANK YOU, SAUL.

283. >> FOLLOW ME, CHILDREN, TO THE ROOF.

284. BRING THE DIDGERIDOOS.

285. >> NO, NO.

286. I BETTER STAY INSIDE HERE.

287. IT LOOKS WE'RE GETTING A LIGHTNING STORM.

288. AND I GOT A FAIR AMOUNT OF UNDERWIRE IN MY BRIEFS HERE...

289. YOU KNOW, FOR SUPPORT.

290. >> OK.

291. GRAB ONE OF THE BEAR'S LEGS.

292. >> SAVE HIM!

293. >> HOLD IT CLOSE TO THE LIGHTNING.

294. >> I FEEL SO ALIVE!

295. >> WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER!

296. WE CAN TOTALLY DO THIS TOGETHER.

297. >> HEY, GUY, CHECK IT OUT.

298. I FOUND SOME BATTERIES.

299. OH!

300. OH!

301. AAGH!

302. >> YOU'RE FANTASTIC.

303. HAPPY SAINT PATRIOT'S DAY!

304. YOU'RE FANTASTIC.

305. HAPPY SAINT PATRIOT'S DAY!

306. >> OH, THANK YOU, SAINT PATRIOTS.

307. HE'S ALIVE!

308. WELL, SAUL, HE'S GONE.

309. BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT HIS LIFE ENERGY PASSED RIGHT FROM

310. HIS BODY RIGHT INTO MY BEAR.

311. WITH YOUR PERMISSION, I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS CORPSE AND SPREAD

312. HIS ASHES ALL OVER SHEPHERD'S MESA.

313. >> WHOA, YEAH.

314. ALL RIGHT, MAYOR.

315. >> ♪ RED AND YELLOW AND ORANGE AND GREEN

316. RAINBOW RIDE RAINBOW RIDE

317. TASTY PURPLE AND PINK AND BLUE ♪ >>

318. OH.

319. WHERE THE HECK AM I?

320. >> READY, BROS?

321. HERE WE GO.

322. >> ♪ RAINBOW RIDE [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

323. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

324. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—]

325. >> ABSOLUTELY.