Tom Goes to the Mayor 2x16

Directed by

Brian Posehn as Gibbons (voice) • Paul Reubens as Paul (voice) • Bob Odenkirk as Magic Man Gregory (voice)

Tom tries to cope with his son's death by going on a pudding fast.

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1. >> UH!

2. >> HI. I'M THE MAYOR, AND MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN

3. FOR YOU...

4. >> ♪ JEFFERTON ALIVE >> MY NAME IS TOM PETERS,

5. AND I AM FULL OF IDEAS.

6. >> HI. HOW ARE YOU?

7. >> ♪ SEE THE GAME BE IN THE FRAME

8. JEFFERTON ALIVE ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

9. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> GOOD NEWS! IT'S MONDAY!

10. GOOD NEWS! IT'S MONDAY!

11. >> HELLO. MAYOR'S OFFICE.

12. WHO'S THERE?

13. >> UH... IT'S JUST TOM PETERS.

14. >> HEY, TOM.

15. >> CAN I COME IN?

16. >> COME ON IN.

17. >> WELL, I GOT SOME BAD NEWS TO SPREAD AROUND.

18. I'M NOT SURE HOW TO PUT THIS.

19. UH...

20. WELL, MY SON DIED.

21. >> OK.

22. >> UM... IT'S BEEN TOUGH.

23. I ADMIT THAT. I'M SORRY.

24. >> GOOD NEWS! IT'S MONDAY...

25. >> OH, I'M SORRY, TOM.

26. CONTINUE, PLEASE.

27. >> IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW.

28. IT WAS BRINDON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, WHICH WE WERE HAVING

29. AT GULLIVER'S.

30. >> SMILE FOR POPS.

31. >> OH, HI, BRINDON.

32. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM UNCLE GIBBONS.

33. >> BRINDON, HOW MANY PLATES WAS THAT, HON? I'VE COUNTED 11.

34. SON!

35. SON!

36. YOU KNOW, HE ATE HIMSELF TO DEATH.

37. >> HA HA HA.

38. >> IT'S BEEN TOUGH.

39. I WAS JUST STARTED TO GET TO KNOW THE LITTLE BUSTER.

40. I DON'T MEAN TO CRY LIKE THIS.

41. IT'S JUST I MISS HIM SO MUCH,

42. I WANT TO BITE SOMETHING.

43. ATTENTION.

44. MY NAME IS TOM PETERS, AND MY STEPSON BRINDON IS DEAD.

45. I'M SURE MOST OF YOU WERE FOND OF BRINDON.

46. ALL RIGHT.

47. SO IN HONOR OF HIM, I'VE WRITTEN THIS POEM, AND

48. I'LL JUST START FROM THE TOP.

49. LITTLE ONE, MY CHILD,

50. EACH MORNING I AWAKE, MY LIFE IS GREAT

51. BECAUSE OF YOUR SMILE.

52. YOU ARE MY OLDEST STEPSON, AND YOUR CHESHIRE SMILE BREATHES

53. GOLD ON THE SANDS OF TIME.

54. >> >> THINK NOT OF YOURSELF YOU DO,

55. BUT ALWAYS OF OTHERS WHO AREN'T AS FINE—

56. WHICH IS... MOST OF THEM.

57. THOU HAST MADE GREAT THE DAY, AND THOU SHALL MISS YE

58. UPON THE FIRST LIGHT OF MORN.

59. THE SHIPS FROM SEA

60. COME SAILING IN.

61. THE BELLS GO DONG AND THEN ARE STILL.

62. THE GRASS GROWS TALL, YET TALLER STILL IS THE LOVE

63. FOR MY SON THAT'S IN MY WILL, THE WILL OF MY HEART.

64. YOU PIRATES OF OLD TIME, YOU VAGABONDS OF DUST,

65. PONDER YOUR HEARTS—

66. UNTIL THE LAST HAVE WON, AND THE SPIRIT OF MY HEART

67. SHALL NEVER REST.

68. THE BELLS GO DING-DONG, DING-DONG, DING-DONG.

69. >> WOW, TOM. I JUST GOT TO TELL YOU—

70. THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT POEM.

71. >> OH, THANKS. IT FELT GOOD.

72. IT'S ACTUALLY AN ADAPTATION FROM ANOTHER POEM I WROTE

73. ABOUT ANOTHER LOVED ONE LOST.

74. >> RIGHT. I LOVE LOVE POEMS.

75. >> OH, BRINDON...

76. >> TOM, HAVE YOU TRIED ANY OF THIS PORK COBBLER YET?

77. >> I'M SORRY.

78. I'VE BEEN CRYING EVERY DAY NOW.

79. I'M JUST REALLY BENT OUT OF SHAPE

80. ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

81. >> TOM, TOM, CALM DOWN HERE.

82. TAKE SOME OF THESE CHICKEN RIBLETS.

83. THEY'LL MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER.

84. >> OH, MAN.

85. I JUST WISH HE WOULD HAVE LIVED LONG ENOUGH FOR ME

86. TO TAKE HIM TO PUDDINS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY DESSERT.

87. >> PUDDINS?

88. >> AH! THERE'S NOTHING MORE MAGICAL THAN THE TASTE

89. OF PUDDIN' FRESH PUDDINGS FROM PUDDINS.

90. >> IT'S MAGIC MAN GREGORY FOR PUDDINS!

91. >> PUDDINS OFFERS MORE THAN 100 DISTINCTIVE AND UNIQUE VARIETIES

92. INCLUDING...

93. TAKE IT FROM ME, GREGORY...

94. IT'S NO MAGIC TO GET THE FINEST PUDDIN' FRESH PUDDINGS

95. FROM PUDDINS.

96. >> ♪ AT PUDDINS >> WE SELL PURPLE PUDDIN'.

97. >> WELCOME TO PUDDINS, HOME OF OVER 68 VARIETIES

98. OF DELICIOUS HIGH-QUALITY PUDDING FRESH PUDDING.

99. MY NAME IS PAUL.

100. I'M YOUR PUDDING CONCIERGE.

101. HOW CAN I HAPPILY FULFILL ALL OF YOUR PUDDING NEEDS

102. TODAY, SIR?

103. >> OH. NO, THAT'S OK.

104. I'M JUST HERE FOR SENTIMENTAL REASONS.

105. >> MM-HMM.

106. >> MY SON WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT HERE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY DESSERT.

107. BUT, UM... HE, UH...

108. ATE HIMSELF TO DEATH.

109. >> HA HA HA!

110. OH. OH...

111. >> IT'S JUST BEEN REAL HARD.

112. PUDDINS WAS HIS FAVORITE SNACK FOOD, SO...

113. >> PUDDINS. HA HA. PUDDINS.

114. >> WHAT?

115. >> CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A FREE TOUR OF PUDDINS

116. WORLD-FAMOUS SAMPLE TOWN?

117. >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, SON?

118. YOU WANT TO GO ON A PUDDING RIDE WITH PEP-PEP?

119. >> GET OVER HERE TO SAMPLE TOWN.

120. HELLO AND WELCOME TO PUDDINS SAMPLE TOWN.

121. I AM YOUR SAMPLE TOWN HOST PAUL, AND I AM HERE TO ENSURE

122. YOUR SAMPLE TOWN EXPERIENCE IS A WONDERFUL JOURNEY

123. INTO HIGH-QUALITY PUDDING FRESH PUDDING SAMPLES.

124. >> SHH, BRINDON.

125. DON'T BE SCARED.

126. IT'S GOING TO BE JUST LIKE AN OLD-FASHIONED

127. ROLLER COASTER RIDE.

128. >> PLEASE RELAX, SIR.

129. I WILL NOW BEGIN TO PUMP DELICIOUS HIGH-QUALITY

130. PUDDING FRESH PUDDING INTO YOUR MOUTH.

131. >> >> BRINDON! SON, CAN YOU SEE ME?

132. IT'S YOUR STEP-PEPPER MR. PICKLE.

133. >> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

134. YOU ARE MY DAD, AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

135. >> SON, YOU CALLED ME DAD.

136. TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, SON,

137. I DIDN'T REALLY CARE FOR THE ZESTY TUNA,

138. BUT, OH, MAN, YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED THE PINE CONE.

139. IT REMINDED ME OF THAT CAMPING TRIP WE HAD LAST YEAR.

140. REMEMBER THAT, SON?

141. >> EXCUSE ME.

142. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

143. >> WELL, I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHARE A PRIVATE MOMENT

144. WITH MY DEAD SON.

145. >> SHOO, SHOO, LITTLE BOY.

146. I NEED TO TALK TO THIS GROWN MAN RIGHT NOW.

147. >> RIGHT.

148. >> SO, TOM, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON A GOOD

149. OLD-FASHIONED PUDDING FAST.

150. >> UM... BUT...

151. >> OH. WELL, NORMALLY WHEN A PARENT LOSES A CHILD,

152. THERE'S A GRIEVING PROCESS WHICH FORCES THAT PARENT TO EAT

153. ONLY A CERTAIN KIND OF FOOD THAT REMINDS THEM

154. OF THEIR LOST ONE.

155. IN YOUR CASE, IT WOULD BE PUDDING FROM PUDDINS.

156. >> UM... ALL RIGHT.

157. >> I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A PUDDING FAST.

158. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO BEAUTIFUL.

159. >> UH... WELL, YOU KNOW, I GUESS I CAN BE.

160. >> WELL, GREAT, TOM.

161. LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A LOT OF PUDDING TO EAT.

162. GOOD LUCK, CHAMP.

163. GOOD LUCK, CHAMP.

164. HOW MANY PLATES WAS THAT, HON?

165. I'VE COUNTED 11. SON!

166. SON!

167. HEY, MAYOR. IT'S TOM PETERS.

168. HA HA HA!

169. JUST WANTED TO FOLLOW UP ON THE INVITE I SENT YOU

170. TO HONOR THE 3-WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF MY SON'S PASSING.

171. I'M HAVING A FRIDAY-NIGHT PAJAMA PUDDING PARTY

172. RIGHT BEHIND PUDDINS.

173. HA HA HA! JOY, UM...

174. WELL, SHE ASKED ME TO MOVE OUT FOR THE TIME BEING. HA HA HA!

175. SHE HAD A PROBLEM WITH THE BRINDON SHRINE I BUILT.

176. OK. HA HA HA. I GOT TO GO.

177. BUT, LISTEN...

178. HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT.

179. THEY GOT ALL THE PUDDING YOU COULD WANT BACK HERE.

180. HA HA HA! CALL ME BACK, PLEASE.

181. I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE.

182. OH, HELLO FRIENDS.

183. YOU'RE HERE EARLY.

184. >> UH, EXCUSE ME.

185. WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?

186. >> OH, HI, PAUL.

187. THIS IS MY HOME.

188. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

189. >> IT'S PRETTY COOL.

190. >> YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD COME OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

191. WE'RE HAVING SPAGHETTI WITH ALFREDO SAUCE.

192. >> WELL, I GUESS— >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT WINE.

193. JUST BRING SOME PING-PONG BALLS.

194. HMM! AND SOME BUMBLE BEES AND A DIAPER

195. AND A FLAMINGO BEAK.

196. THIS IS GOING TO BE DELICIOUS, ISN'T IT, FRIENDS?

197. AH!

198. AH! OH...

199. AH! OH, NO.

200. AH... MAYOR—

201. >> SECURITY, THERE'S A BABOON IN MY OFFICE.

202. >> NO, I JUST— I JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT

203. WHY YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT TO MY PAJAMA PUDDING PARTY.

204. >> OK. UM... WHO'S THERE, PLEASE?

205. >> UH... TOM PETERS.

206. >> I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU THERE.

207. >> UH... JEEZ. HA HA.

208. IT'S COLD IN HERE. HA HA HA!

209. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, THOUGH.

210. EVERYTHING'S GREAT.

211. I HAVE A NEW SON NOW.

212. HERE HE IS.

213. I'M CALLING HIM BRINDON AGAIN.

214. SHH...

215. >> WONDERFUL, TOM.

216. A BEAUTIFUL BOY.

217. >> FRIENDS, I'M IN A TOWN MEETING. COME ON.

218. >> TO... TOM...

219. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT?

220. JUST RELAX FOR A SECOND.

221. >> SHH... NO, IT'S OK, HONEY.

222. >> BRINDON AGAIN!

223. OH, BRINDON AGAIN!

224. >> CALM DOWN, TOM.

225. >> OH, BRINDON AGAIN!

226. >> OH, BRINDON AGAIN!

227. >> EVERYONE BOW THEIR HEADS, PLEASE.

228. DEAR LORD, I WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME AND THANK YOU

229. FOR GIVING ME THE BLESSING OF A BEAUTIFUL WIFE

230. AND 3 BEAUTIFUL HEALTHY BOYS AND THIS WONDERFUL HOUSE,

231. AND I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF MISERY AND PAIN IN THIS WORLD,

232. AND I JUST HOPE YOU COULD SHINE A LIGHT DOWN ON TOM PETERS

233. AND HELP HIM THROUGH THIS ROUGH SPOT.

234. IN THE NAME OF ZEUS, AMEN.

235. >> MY SON...

236. MY BOY.

237. MY BOY.

238. MY BOY...

239. I WANT MY SON BACK.

240. I WANT MY SON BACK.

241. HELP ME. HELP ME.

242. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE