Tom Goes to the Mayor 2x14

Directed by

Dave Foley as Dr. Dave Foley (voice)

Tom and The Mayor raise money for eyeless children at the father son barrel goat hunt.

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1. Tom Goes to the Mayor 14 Glass Eye

2. >> ♪ JEFFERTON ALIVE!

3. JEFFERTON ALIVE! ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

4. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> HI. I'M THE MAYOR, AND MY

5. DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR YOU!

6. >> ♪ JEFFERTON ALIVE! >> MY NAME IS TOM PETERS, AND

7. I'M FULL OF IDEAS.

8. >> COMMUNITY SPIRIT.

9. SHOPPING.

10. FOOD.

11. >> I'M STILL A LITTLE CONFUSED.

12. WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT THING AGAIN?

13. >> A GLASS EYE.

14. LIKE I SAID, I HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT WITH MY STEPCHILDREN.

15. SO YOU CAN'T FEEL THIS AT ALL,

16. CAN YOU?

17. >> WELL, A LITTLE BIT, BUT IT'S FINE.

18. IT'S NOT CONNECTED TO ANY NERVES OR ANYTHING.

19. >> OH, ALL RIGHT.

20. >> OK.

21. >> MAYOR'S OFFICE.

22. >> UH, OK.

23. WELL, IT'S TOM PETERS HERE.

24. >> HEY, TOM.

25. >> I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND TELL YOU ABOUT THIS LITTLE

26. CHARITY I'M DOING SOME WORK FOR.

27. >> GREAT.

28. I'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

29. >> OK.

30. WELL, DO YOU MIND IF I SHOW YOU THIS WEB FILM?

31. >> NO, GO AHEAD, PLEASE.

32. >> THE DONNINGTON GROUP.

33. >> DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD DO SOMETHING TO HELP ALL THE POOR

34. EYELESS CHILDREN OF THE WORLD?

35. WELL, NOW YOU CAN.

36. YES, THE DONNINGTON GROUP, MAKERS OF FINE GLASS EYES, HAVE

37. A SURPLUS OF FACTORY IMPERFECT GLASS EYES AND HAVE AGREED TO

38. DONATE ALL OVERSIZED, DISCONTINUED, NOVELTY STYLES,

39. AND MISSHAPED EYES TO THE NEEDIEST CHILDREN OF THE WORLD.

40. WON'T YOU HELP THE DONNINGTON GROUP TO BRING DIGNITY TO THESE

41. POOR EYELESS CHILDREN?

42. AFTER ALL, WHAT'S A DIME WORTH, ANYWAY?

43. >> NOT MUCH.

44. >> WELL, HERE'S A DIME, TOM.

45. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT CHARITY.

46. >> OH, I'M SORRY.

47. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE LED YOU DOWN THE WRONG PATH THERE.

48. I'M NOT ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO TAKE CASH DONATIONS.

49. BUT WHAT WE ARE DOING IS A HOAGIE SALE.

50. >> UH, I'M NOT QUITE FOLLOWING YOU HERE, TOM.

51. >> OH, LET ME BACK UP.

52. YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THE FATHER/SON BARREL GOAT HUNT?

53. >> ABSOLUTELY, TOM.

54. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO IT ALL YEAR.

55. >> YEAH, WELL, MY SON IS JUST GOING NUTS RIGHT NOW.

56. HE CAN'T WAIT.

57. >> HE'S GOT TO BE SO EXCITED.

58. >> YEAH, AND THE WAY IT WORKS IS WE'VE GOT TO SELL 100

59. HOAGIES JUST TO QUALIFY FOR THE THING, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY GOING

60. FOR A PRETTY GOOD CAUSE.

61. ALL THE PROCEEDS FOR THE HOAGIE SALES GO TO THE TWO EYES FOR

62. THE THIRD WORLD FOUNDATION.

63. AND THE WAY IT WORKS IS, THE DONNINGTON GROUP IS GONNA

64. DONATE ONE GLASS EYE FOR EVERY HOAGIE WE SELL.

65. >> WELL, THAT SOUNDS GREAT, TOM.

66. I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION, THOUGH.

67. WHAT THE HECK IS A "HOO-GIE"?

68. >> OH, WELL, THAT'S EASY.

69. IT'S JUST A LONG MEAT AND LETTUCE SANDWICH.

70. >> LET ME THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND.

71. SIGN ME UP FOR ONE HOO-GIE.

72. >> HEY, MAYOR.

73. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SO LATE?

74. >> WHO'S THERE, PLEASE?

75. >> UH, IT'S TOM PETERS.

76. >> OH, HEY, TOM.

77. >> WHAT'S UP WITH THE SUNGLASSES?

78. >> TAKE A LOOK AT THESE BABIES.

79. >> AAH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR EYES?

80. >> WELL, I TOOK YOUR ADVICE AND REPLACED MY REAL EYES WITH SOME

81. GLASS ONES.

82. >> OK, UH— >> LISTEN, YOU

83. WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY MORE OF THOSE HOO-GIES LYING

84. AROUND, DO YOU?

85. >> OH, I'M SORRY.

86. NO, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE.

87. I THOUGHT YOU HEARD.

88. CITY COUNCIL CANCELLED THE WHOLE BARREL GOAT HUNT BECAUSE, I

89. GUESS, LAST YEAR THERE WERE SOME ACCIDENTS WITH PEOPLE

90. GETTING HIT WITH ARROWS OR SOMETHING.

91. >> NO BARREL GOAT HUNT MEANS NO HOO-GIES, AND NO HOO-GIES MEANS

92. NO HOO-GIES FOR ME.

93. I NEED MY BABY HOO-GIES.

94. >> BEWARE THE BARREL GOAT MENACE.

95. HERE WALKS A GENTLEMAN ABOUT TOWN, WHISTLING WITHOUT CARE.

96. BUT BEHIND EVERY CORNER LURKS THE DIRTY VERMIN KNOWN AS THE

97. BARREL GOAT.

98. HIDE YOUR PICKLE BARRELS.

99. THE VINEGAR QUAFF CAN SEND A BARREL GOAT INTO A VIOLENT

100. FRENZY.

101. AND DON'T FORGET, BARREL GOATS EAT BABIES, TOO.

102. SO GRAB YOUR BOW AND QUIVER AND STRIKE BEFORE A BARREL GOAT

103. STRIKES YOU FIRST.

104. >> SO AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THIS DOCUMENTARY WE JUST SAW, THE

105. FATHER/SON BARREL GOAT HUNT JUST HAS TO BE A PRIORITY FOR

106. JEFFERTON.

107. >> ALL RIGHT, MR. MAYOR, AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW, WE HAVEN'T

108. HAD A BARREL GOAT PROBLEM IN SEVERAL YEARS.

109. >> I'M GONNA DISAGREE ON THAT.

110. >> OUR MAIN CONCERN HERE IS THE KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE

111. WITH—LET ME SEE HERE—ARROWS.

112. >> BUT IF YOU INSIST, I SUPPOSE WE COULD PROVIDE YOU WITH A FEW

113. ZOO GOATS, AND IF YOU'D BE ABLE TO KEEP THE HUNT WITHIN

114. MEMORIAL PARK.

115. >> I AGREE.

116. THAT COULD LIMIT THE AMOUNT OF INNOCENT DEATHS.

117. >> WELL, TOM, MARK ME DOWN FOR 100 HOO-GIES, AND WHY DON'T YOU

118. MEET ME IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES, AND WE'LL

119. PRACTICE FOR THE GOAT HUNT, PARTNER.

120. >> OH, WELL, FOR THE RECORD, I WAS PLANNING ON

121. PARTNERING UP WITH MY SON.

122. >> WRONG AGAIN, BUDDY.

123. >> THE BARREL GOAT HUNT IS BACK ON!

124. >> TOMORROW NIGHT, TEAMS OF TWO WILL SEARCH OUT A SWARM OF

125. THESE FILTHY CRITTERS AND SHOOT TO KILL.

126. >> YOU KNOW, THE TEAMS CONSISTS OF A SHEPHERD AND AN ARCHER.

127. >> THAT'S RIGHT, JAN.

128. I DID A LITTLE BIT OF RESEARCH LAST NIGHT, AND I FOUND OUT THAT

129. IT'S THE SHEPHERD'S JOB TO PIN DOWN THAT GOAT AND OPEN HIM UP

130. SO THE ARCHER HAS A CLEAN SHOT AT HIM.

131. >> WELL, I HOPE WE CAN GET SOME FREE GOAT STEAKS OUT OF THIS

132. WHOLE THING WHEN IT'S ALL OVER, HUH?

133. WAYNE?

134. WAYNE?

135. WAYNE?

136. WAYNE!

137. >> ALL RIGHT, TROOPS, GATHER ROUND.

138. I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU, HERE.

139. THE GOOD NEWS IS THE MAYOR DRAFTED ME TO BE HIS PARTNER.

140. THANK YOU.

141. AS YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOME QUALITY FACE TIME WITH

142. HIM, SO IT WORKS OUT.

143. AND THE BAND NEWS IS BRENNAN, UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'LL HAVE TO

144. SIT THIS YEAR OUT, YOU KNOW.

145. OF COURSE, I'LL BE NEEDING TO BORROW YOUR SLEEPING BAG.

146. I'VE GOT TO GO MEET WITH MY PARTNER FOR THE PRE-HUNT

147. SLEEPOVER.

148. >> >> NICE ONE, IDIOT.

149. >> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.

150. YOU'RE MY HERO, BIG GUY.

151. I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL NIGHT.

152. I JUST WANT TO GRAB YOU AND JUST HOLD YOU ALL OVER.

153. >> OH, WELL, OK, THANK YOU.

154. >> OH, IS THAT YOU, TOM?

155. GO BACK TO SLEEP, BUDDY.

156. >> ALL RIGHT.

157. GOOD NIGHT.

158. >> >> UH...

159. >> GREETINGS...

160. JEFFERTON.

161. THE DONNINGTON GROUP AND TWO EYES FOR THE THIRD WORLD...

162. WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL PERSONALLY FOR YOUR GENEROUS

163. DONATIONS, TOTALING...

164. $130.

165. YES, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE ABLE TO CRAFT...

166. 3.4 EYES FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED

167. C-CHILDREN.

168. THANKS FOR MAKING A DIFFERENCE...

169. JEFFERTON.

170. NOW LET'S GO HUNT THOSE GOATS!

171. BIGGER?

172. I DON'T THINK I CAN.

173. NOW LET'S GO HUNT THOSE GOATS!

174. >> >> ♪ WELL, PARTNER UP AND PULL

175. THAT BOW >> EVERYBODY SET OUT

176. AND GET THAT GOAT >> MR. ARCHER, GET THAT GOAT IN

177. SIGHT >> SHEPHERD, BETTER HOLD THAT

178. GOAT DOWN TIGHT >> IT'S MY ADVICE TO SHOOT TO

179. KILL >> YOU GOT TO STRIKE FIRST OR

180. >> MAYOR, THE GOATS JUST BROKE THROUGH

181. THE POLICE TAPE.

182. >> TOM, GET ME TO MY SCOOTER.

183. LET'S GET THOSE DARNED GOATS.

184. >> ♪ ALL THE GOATS JUST LEFT THEIR DESIGNATED SPOT

185. >> BETTER TAKE IT TO THE STREET, GET THOSE BARREL GOATS

186. CAUGHT ♪ >> OK, STRAIGHTEN HER OUT.

187. STRAIGHTEN HER OUT.

188. THERE YOU GO.

189. >> GUIDE ME, SHEPHERD, GUIDE ME.

190. >> HOLD HER STEADY.

191. HOLD HER STEADY.

192. >> OH, YEAH.

193. >> WAIT, TURN BACK.

194. THERE HE IS.

195. I GOT HIM.

196. ALL RIGHT NOW, EASY FELLOW, THAT'S A BOY.

197. >> SHEPPY, WHERE'S THAT GOAT?

198. >> I HAVE HIM.

199. I HAVE HIM RIGHT HERE.

200. JUST EVERYONE RELAX.

201. I'M SORRY, BOY.

202. WE'LL TRY TO MAKE THIS QUICK, HONEY.

203. ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT.

204. LEFT, RIGHT.

205. AIM LOWER, AIM LOWER.

206. >> OPEN HER UP FOR ME, SHEPPY!

207. >> AAH!

208. >> AAH!

209. >> AAH!

210. DEAR JOY, I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.

211. IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL NEED TO ESTABLISH RESIDENCY HERE

212. FOR ONE YEAR TO QUALIFY AS AN ORPHAN TO RECEIVE

213. MY FREE EYE THROUGH THE TWO EYES FOR THE THIRD WORLD

214. PROGRAM.

215. THIS IS UNFORTUNATE BECAUSE I'VE YET TO TAKE TO SOME OF THE

216. SPICES THEY USE IN THE FOOD HERE.

217. I ALSO HOPE THAT I'M NOT SWAYED BY ONE OF THE MANY RELIGIONS

218. THEY HAVE TO OFFER.

219. SEE YOU IN ABOUT A YEAR.

220. LOVE TO THE BOYS. TOM.

221. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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