Tom Goes to the Mayor 2x12

Directed by

Bob Balaban as Walt Pickle (voice) • Bob Odenkirk as Rescue Worker / Fishanelli's Spokesman (voice)

Tom tries to make the best of his father's 11 minute layover in Jefferton.

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1. >> >> HI, I'M THE MAYOR, AND

2. MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR YOU!

3. >> ♪ JEFFERTON ALIVE >> MY NAME IS TOM PETERS,

4. AND I'M FULL OF IDEAS!

5. >> COMMUNITY SPIRIT!

6. >> HOW ARE YOU?

7. >> HA HA!

8. >> SHOPPING!

9. FOOD!

10. >> ♪ FREE TO BE BEING FREE

11. JEFFERTON ALIVE ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

12. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> HELLO, THIS IS THE MAYOR.

13. WELCOME TO THE JEFFERTON AIRPORT.

14. I'M PRETTY SURE YOU PICKED UP YOUR BAGS IN THE BAGGAGE CLAIM

15. CAROUSEL A THROUGH F.

16. I SURE HOPE YOU HAVE A PLEASANT STAY HERE IN BEAUTIFUL

17. JEFFERTON.

18. >> DAD!

19. UH, OH.

20. THERE YOU ARE, DAD.

21. >> HELLO.

22. >> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

23. LET ME JUST GET IN HERE.

24. MMM!

25. >> YEAH, YEAH.

26. THAT'S ENOUGH.

27. UM, THAT'S ENOUGH HUGGING.

28. >> OK.

29. ALL RIGHT.

30. WELL...

31. I GOTTA A BUSY DAY PLANNED FOR US, SO, WE, UH, BETTER GET A

32. MOVE ON.

33. >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T— I DON'T THINK I HAVE THAT KIND

34. OF TIME.

35. LET'S SEE.

36. FLIGHT 5-UM...

37. YEAH, 512.

38. LOOKS LIKE I ONLY HAVE 11 MINUTES.

39. >> OH, I KNOW HOW LONG YOUR LAYOVER IS.

40. THAT'S WHY I MADE THIS ITINERARY HERE.

41. IF I COULD JUST DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO IT.

42. AS YOU CAN SEE HERE, WE'RE GONNA TRY TO FIT IN A LOT.

43. BUT I THINK WE HAVE TIME.

44. OF COURSE, THE HIGHLIGHT HERE IS GONNA BE MEETING JOY

45. AND THE BOYS AT GULLIVER'S.

46. UP HERE, I EVEN FACTORED IN US TALKING ABOUT THE ITINERARY.

47. SO, IT'S PRETTY DETAILED.

48. >> YEAH, OK.

49. OK.

50. BUT IF I DON'T MAKE MY CONNECTING FLIGHT, I'M GONNA

51. MISS THE SEAFOOD CONVENTION, AND I'D PROBABLY LOSE...

52. JUST ABOUT EVERY ONE OF MY SALES ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD—

53. IF YOU'RE ALL RIGHT WITH THAT.

54. >> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, POP.

55. I'VE GOT MY TRUSTY STOPWATCH HERE.

56. AND I'LL JUST SYNC THAT UP FOR US.

57. AND...

58. HERE WE GO.

59. >> >> I'LL PUT A LITTLE MUSIC ON

60. HERE.

61. >> NO MUSIC, PLEASE.

62. >> FAIR ENOUGH.

63. >> WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

64. ARE THERE FUMES IN HERE?

65. >> OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, POP.

66. YOU KNOW, MY CAR ONLY HOLDS 3 GALLONS OF GAS AT A TIME.

67. SO, I LIKE TO KEEP THE SPARES BACK HERE JUST IN CASE, YOU

68. KNOW, I RUN OUT OF GAS.

69. >> >> SO, THIS IS THE JEFFERTON

70. THROUGH PIKE THAT LEADS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT INTO TOWN.

71. PUT A LITTLE MUSIC ON HERE.

72. OH, SHOOT.

73. SORRY.

74. FORCE OF HABIT THERE.

75. UM...

76. OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN WORKING WITH

77. THE MAYOR OF JEFFERTON ON QUITE A FEW PROJECTS HERE AND THERE.

78. >> REALLY.

79. YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE MAYOR?

80. THAT'S...

81. INTERESTING.

82. >> UH, YEAH.

83. YOU KNOW, WE'RE REAL CLOSE.

84. I'VE PLAYED A PRETTY— YOU KNOW, A PRETTY BIG PART IN

85. REVITALIZING JEFFERTON.

86. WE'RE KIND OF LIKE GOOD OLD BOSOM BUDDIES.

87. HA HA HA.

88. >> UH-HUH.

89. UH-HUH.

90. YEAH, RIGHT.

91. >> YEAH, YOU KNOW, HECK OF A DAY.

92. HOTTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, RIGHT.

93. OH, SPEAK OF MY DEVIL, THERE HE IS!

94. MAYOR!

95. HAVING SOME SCOOTER TROUBLE?

96. >> YES.

97. UH, WHO ARE YOU, PLEASE?

98. >> HA HA.

99. YOU KNOW, IT'S ME.

100. TOM PETERS.

101. >> OK.

102. >> THIS IS MY DAD, WALT PICKLE.

103. >> WELL, HI!

104. HI THERE!

105. I'M WALT PICKLE.

106. AWFULLY NICE TO SEE YOU.

107. >> RIGHT.

108. LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO TOW ME INTO TOWN IMMEDIATELY.

109. I HAVE A PRETTY SERIOUS SCOOTER EMERGENCY HERE.

110. >> OH, MAYOR, ANY OTHER DAY WOULD BE FINE.

111. BUT I'M SPENDING SOME TIME WITH MY DAD HERE.

112. AND WE'RE ON A VERY STRICT SCHEDULE.

113. >> I'M SORRY, KID.

114. I GOT SOME BAD NEWS.

115. LOOKS LIKE NO ONE CARES ABOUT US.

116. >> OH.

117. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

118. >> ♪ THESE ARE THE MEN IN YOUR LIFE

119. THESE ARE ALL THE MEN IN YOUR LIFE

120. WHEN YOU ARE IN TROUBLE THERE'S NO NEED TO STRUGGLE

121. >> UM, CAREFUL WITH MY GIRL THERE, SIR.

122. OH.

123. HARD TO GET GOOD HELP AROUND HERE NOWADAYS, ISN'T IT?

124. >> ALL RIGHT.

125. WE'RE ALL TIED UP BACK THERE.

126. UM, DON'T WORRY, POP.

127. THE MAYOR'S OFFICE IS ON THE WAY TO GULLIVER'S WHERE JOY AND THE

128. KIDS ARE WAITING.

129. >> UH, NO, NO.

130. WE NEED TO TAKE MY SCOOTER TO SCOOTERTON'S.

131. >> OH, BOY.

132. MAYOR, THAT'S KIND OF ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN.

133. UH, SORRY, WE'RE—WE'RE— YOU KNOW, WE'RE ON A TIME BUDGET

134. HERE.

135. >> MMM!

136. FISH.

137. >> HA HA.

138. WELL, YOU MAY BE SMELLING SOME WORK RELATED RESIDUE.

139. YOU SEE, I SELL INDUSTRIAL COOLERS TO FISH MARKETS.

140. >> FISH!

141. >> HA HA.

142. UH, NO.

143. UH, UH, YOU KNOW, LEAVE MY HEAD ALONE.

144. >> TOM, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND TAKE MY SCOOTER DOWN TO

145. SCOOTERTON'S.

146. ASK FOR BERNARD.

147. AND I'LL TAKE YOUR FATHER HERE TO LUNCH AT FISHANELLI'S.

148. >> THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

149. >> YOU KNOW, POP, I JUST DON'T THINK THAT'S THE

150. BEST IDEA RIGHT NOW.

151. >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

152. I BROUGHT ALONG SOME OF MY PAMPHLETS REGARDING OUR COOLERS,

153. AND I JUST WOULD LOVE TO GO OVER THEM WITH YOU.

154. >> THAT'S GONNA PUT A DING IN MY ITINERARY, BUT...

155. WELL, IT IS YOUR LAYOVER.

156. >> ♪ FISHANELLI'S >> START BY PICKING YOUR

157. OWN FISH.

158. NOW, PICK YOUR DIP.

159. FINALLY, PICK YOUR WAITER.

160. IT'S THAT EASY AT...

161. >> ♪ FISHANELLI'S FISHANELLI'S

162. FISHANELLI'S FISHANELLI'S

163. FISHANELLI'S ♪ >> OK, LET ME SEE.

164. I'M GONNA START WITH THE NELLI'S FISHY COMBO.

165. SALT WATER DIP, PLEASE.

166. AND THE MAN TO MY LEFT WILL HAVE THE CREAMED COD.

167. PUT THAT IN A BREAD BOAT, PLEASE.

168. >> THANK YOU, THAT'S— >> HE'LL TAKE THAT WITH THE

169. BRACKISH DIP.

170. >> NO, THAT'S FINE.

171. REALLY, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE A DECAF.

172. I'M, YOU KNOW...

173. CONSIDERING I'M IN THE FISH BUSINESS, JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT

174. CAN TURN MY STOMACH.

175. >> WELL, THEN HE'LL JUST HAVE A TROUT BURGY.

176. >> UH, YEAH.

177. JUST A DECAF, PLEASE.

178. >> THIS IS NICE.

179. >> UM...

180. ABOUT THOSE PAMPHLETS, LET ME TURN YOU ON TO OUR

181. 5200 SERIES.

182. YOU KNOW, LOTS OF MAYORS WHO HAVE FISH DISTRICTS REALLY GET A

183. KICK OUT OF THE WARRANTEE PACKAGE WE OFFER.

184. IT'S—IT'S UM...

185. YEAH, IT'S, YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY SOMETHING.

186. >> WELL, I'M PRETTY IMPRESSED, BUT I DO HAVE ONE ISSUE.

187. >> MM-HMM.

188. YEAH, OK.

189. >> LET'S SAY I HAVE A FISH THIS SIZE AND THIS IS YOUR FISH

190. COOLER.

191. I'M JUST NOT SURE HOW MY FISH WOULD FIT INTO SOMETHING THIS

192. SIZE.

193. >> OK.

194. >> AND LET'S SAY, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, THAT THIS

195. PARTICULAR FISH WEARS A TOP HAT.

196. >> YOU KNOW...

197. I THINK THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

198. SO...

199. IF—IF YOU HAVE MY SON'S PHONE NUMBER, I REALLY HAVE TO GET

200. BACK TO THE AIRPORT RIGHT NOW.

201. >> >> ♪ COME SHAKY FISHANELLI

202. >> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, DAD.

203. >> ♪ BIRTHDAY FISHA YOU'RE STINKY FISHANELL

204. SHAKY, SHAKY FISHY— ♪ >> OH, SHOOT.

205. TWO MINUTES.

206. RUMBLE.

207. >> AND THAT'S HOW I BECAME THE MAYOR AGAIN.

208. >> MM-HMM.

209. >> HEY, POP.

210. SORRY FOR THE DELAY.

211. SCOOTERTON'S GAVE ME A REAL RUNAROUND.

212. >> OH, NO.

213. >> AND HAD TO ACTUALLY DO A LITTLE BIT OF HAGGLING.

214. BUT DON'T WORRY, I ADJUSTED OUR ITINERARY JUST A

215. TOUCH, AND I THINK IF WE MOVE, YOU KNOW, PRETTY MUCH IF I CAN

216. FIND A— >> JUST SHUT UP AND GET ME TO

217. THE AIRPORT RIGHT NOW.

218. >> EXCUSE ME, SIR.

219. WHERE THE HECK AM I GONNA STOW MY LEFTOVERS?

220. >> UH, WELL, LET'S SEE.

221. I GUESS YOU COULD MAKE SOME ROOM BACK THERE.

222. >> ALL RIGHT.

223. LET ME SEE.

224. I GUESS I CAN MOVE THIS OVER HERE.

225. AND NUDGE THIS TO THE SIDE.

226. AND, OH, WELL, I GUESS THIS WORKS.

227. >> ALL RIGHT.

228. WELL, LET'S GET GOING.

229. >> AH, SHOOT.

230. YEAH, TOM PETERS' PHONE.

231. >> HEY, IDIOT!

232. WHERE THE ARE YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP?

233. >> I'M SO SORRY.

234. I HAVE—I HAVE A VERY GOOD EXPLANATION.

235. >> I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR TWO DAMN HOURS.

236. AND I'M REAL MAD!

237. THE BOYS ARE GOING APE!

238. >> SORRY, HONEY.

239. WE HAD AN EMERGENCY SCOOTER SITUATION, AND...

240. >> OH, FISH!

241. >> LISTEN, MY POP IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME HERE.

242. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEAK TO HIM.

243. >> NO.

244. NO, PLEASE.

245. >> COME ON, DAD, JUST— >> I REALLY DON'T FEEL

246. COMFORTABLE.

247. I—I—I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER.

248. >> WOULD YOU JUST SAY HI TO HER?

249. >> I'M NOT TALKING TO YOUR DAD AFTER THAT—

250. >> EXCUSE ME, DRIVER.

251. I'M GONNA NEED TO USE THE MEN'S ROOM SOON.

252. >> OK.

253. WELL, I'LL TRY AND KEEP MY EYES PEELED.

254. >> HELLO?

255. >> WHAT THE HELL?

256. >> HELLO?

257. TOM, THIS THING IS CUTTING IN AND OUT.

258. I THINK YOUR HEADSET IS BROKEN.

259. >> YOU JUST HAVE TO JIGGLE THE BASE A BIT HERE.

260. I'LL HELP.

261. >> OW!

262. WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF MY LAP?

263. STOP IT!

264. YOU'RE DIGGING INTO MY GROIN.

265. >> IT'S OK, POP.

266. YOU JUST JIGGLE IT.

267. >> OH, MY GOOD!

268. >> CAN YOU TURN THIS MUSIC OFF?

269. >> WATCH THE ROAD, PLEASE.

270. >> EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN, A LITTLE UPDATE FOR YOU.

271. I THINK I HAVE AN EMERGENCY.

272. IT'S NUMBER TWO.

273. >> OH, SHOOT.

274. I RAN OUT OF GAS AGAIN.

275. MAYOR, COULD YOU HAND ME UP ONE OF THOSE SPARE GAS CANS?

276. UH...

277. OH.

278. >>

279. >> GO DEEPER.

280. JUST A LITTLE DEEPER BOYS, COME ON.

281. YOU CAN GET IN THERE.

282. >> MAYOR, THERE'S NOBODY LEFT IN THE CAR.

283. >> NO, IT'S THESE TIN FOIL SWANS.

284. THEY'RE MY DOGGIE BAGS.

285. MY SWEET NELLIES.

286. >> BEST CASE SCENARIO HERE IS THAT YOU'RE NOT...

287. NOT TOO HURT.

288. YOU KNOW, I COULD GO AHEAD AND— >> GET ME ON THAT PLANE.

289. >> UM, PARDON?

290. >> YOU WILL GET ME ON THAT PLANE.

291. >> WHAT?

292. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

293. YOU KNOW, THE PLANE IN THE SKY?

294. >> THAT—THAT—THAT PLANE!

295. THAT IS MY CONNECTING FLIGHT.

296. THAT IS FLIGHT 512.

297. YOU HAVE TO GET ME ON THE PLANE NOW.

298. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD POSSIBLY DO THAT.

299. I MEAN— >> I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT,

300. JUST GET ME ON THE DAMN PLANE!

301. >> >> WELCOME ABOARD FLIGHT 512

302. EN ROUTE TO SPRINGERTON.

303. WE'LL BE ARRIVING AT OUR DESTINATION VERY SHORTLY.

304. >> [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

305. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

306. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—]

307. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—]

308. >> ABSOLUTELY!