Tom Goes to the Mayor 2x1

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Dustin Diamond as Self (voice) • Sir Mix-a-Lot as Self (voice) • David Pires as Roy Teppert (voice)

Tom opens a store called My Big Cups. The Mayor commissions Tom to do a macaroni painting for Jefferton's 30th anniversary.

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1. >> HI. I'M THE MAYOR, AND THIS WEEKEND, WE CELEBRATE 30 YEARS

2. OF JEFFERTON.

3. >> ♪ JEFFERTON ALIVE >> I'LL BE AWARDING A $500

4. COMMISSION TO AN ARTIST WHO WILL CREATE AN ORIGINAL PAINTING

5. THAT REPRESENTS OUR WONDERFUL TOWN.

6. SO COME ON DOWN TO GULLIVER'S FOR BALLOONS, ROY TEPPERT

7. MUSIC, AND THE GRAND UNVEILING OF OUR NEW TOWN PAINTING.

8. >> ♪ JEFFERTON ALIVE [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

9. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> OH, THIS ONE'S NOT EVEN

10. CLOSE.

11. THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK, EITHER.

12. NO, NO.

13. HMM, NO.

14. >> UM, HELLO?

15. >> YES, MAYOR'S OFFICE.

16. >> TOM PETERS HERE.

17. >> FINE. COME ON IN.

18. >> UM, WELL, YOU LOOK A LITTLE BUSY THERE.

19. SHOULD I JUST CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER?

20. >> NO, IT'S OK.

21. I'M JUST HAVING A REAL HARD TIME PICKING THE RIGHT ARTISTS FOR

22. JEFFERTON'S 30th ANNIVERSARY.

23. >> OH, OK.

24. WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AND I WANTED

25. TO—I WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY NEW STORE THAT I'M RUNNING

26. AT THE MALL.

27. >> GREAT. LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

28. >> YEAH, IT'S CALLED MY BIG CUPS.

29. >> OK.

30. >> UM, BASICALLY, THEY'RE JUST BIG CUPS WITH SOME DECORATIVE

31. DESIGNS ON THE SIDE, AND THEY HOLD JUST ABOUT TWO LITERS—1.8

32. TO BE EXACT.

33. AS YOU CAN SEE HERE, WE HAVE A LITTLE SODA LEFT OVER IN THE

34. BOTTLE.

35. >> UGH. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?

36. >> WELL, WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS TAKE ONE OF MY DISPOSABLE CUPS

37. HERE AND EMPTY OUT THE REST.

38. AND WE TAKE ONE OF OUR FREE BAGGIES, WHICH WE INCLUDE WITH

39. THE CUP, AND YOU CAN JUST SEAL THAT UP AND PUT IN THE TRASH.

40. >> WHAT?

41. OH, I'M SORRY.

42. YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

43. >> YOU KNOW, I JUST KIND OF IN MY HEAD HAD THIS IDEA THAT YOU

44. COULD KIND OF COME IN AND SHOW YOUR FACE, YOU KNOW, MAKE AN

45. APPEARANCE.

46. UM, I DON'T KNOW, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS BE KIND OF A COOL P.R.

47. MOVE.

48. >> OH, TOM, OF COURSE.

49. I'D LOVE TO COME DOWN AND CHECK IT OUT.

50. WELL, THERE GOES THE FIRE ALARM.

51. I GUESS I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.

52. >> OH, THAT'S JUST MY BUSINESS PAGER.

53. >> I SEE.

54. >> CAN I USE THIS LINE HERE TO RETURN THE PAGE?

55. >> THAT'S NOT A PHONE, TOM.

56. >> ♪ YEAH, UH, HA HA THAT'S A BIG ONE, BABY

57. COME ON CHECK MY BIG CUPS

58. DOUBLE UP, HEAVYWEIGHT SIZE FILL THEM UP AND GUZZLE TILL

59. YOU'RE SATISFIED BIG AND WIDE

60. 10 FEET HIGH 1.8 AND I'M FEELING RIGHT

61. YEAH, WE STACK THEM UP HIGH TAKE THEM ON A DRIVE

62. DAMN, THAT'S BIG.

63. >> I LOVE MY BIG CUPS.

64. >> BIG CUPS.

65. >> I LOVE MY BIG CUPS.

66. >> I LIKE MY BIG CUP.

67. >> I LOVE MY—I LOVE MY—I LOVE MY BIG CUPS.

68. >> MY BIG CUPS.

69. >> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S, UH, 5 BIG CUPS.

70. GOT THE EVEREST, THE GRAND CANYON, TWO PLANES, AND ONE MY

71. BIG BLACK CUP.

72. >> I'D ALSO LIKE TO TAKE MY BIG CUP'S BELT THERE BEHIND YOU.

73. >> OH, GOOD CHOICE.

74. ACTUALLY, THE BELT HOLDS 6 BIG CUPS SO—

75. >> GREAT. I'LL JUST TAKE ONE MORE MY BIG BLACK CUP.

76. >> OH, OK.

77. LET ME JUST TALLY YOU UP HERE.

78. >> TOM, WHO'S THE ARTIST THERE?

79. >> PARDON?

80. >> THE PAINTING BEHIND YOU.

81. YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE AN ARTIST, TOM.

82. >> OH, NO, THAT'S MY SON BRENDAN'S.

83. HE PAINTED IT FOR HIS MOTHER ON MOTHER'S DAY, BUT JOY DIDN'T

84. CARE FOR THE PASTA SMELL IN THE DEN.

85. BUT I LIKE TO KEEP IT UP HERE JUST TO, YOU KNOW, REMIND ME OF

86. HOME.

87. >> TOM, YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE WHAT YOU DID HERE IS—

88. YOU PUT YOUR 3 STEPSONS HERE AND THEN, THIS

89. MUST BE JOY.

90. I'M JUST—WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT YOURSELF IN YOUR PAINTING?

91. >> OH, I'M SORRY, I—YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MAKE IT.

92. MY SON BRENDAN MADE IT.

93. >> OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID HERE.

94. THE TREE ACTUALLY SYMBOLIZES YOU AND HOW YOU LOOK DOWN ON YOUR

95. FAMILY AND KIND OF PROTECT THEM.

96. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T—I DIDN'T DO IT.

97. MY SON BRENDAN MADE IT.

98. >> WHAT IS THAT, MACARONI?

99. GOOD CHOICE, TOM.

100. >> WELL, AS I SAID— >> YOU SHOULD BE REALLY PROUD OF

101. YOUR PAINTING, TOM.

102. >> MY SON BRENDAN MADE IT.

103. >> WELL, TOM, I'D LOVE TO SIT AROUND AND TALK ABOUT YOUR

104. PAINTING ALL DAY, BUT I'D RATHER GO HOME AND FILL THESE GUYS UP

105. WITH SOME ICE-COLD SODA.

106. COLD SODAAA!

107. >> ALL RIGHT, UM, NEXT CUSTOMER, PLEASE.

108. >> ALL RIGHT, UM, NEXT CUSTOMER, PLEASE.

109. >> OH, CUSTOMER.

110. HELLO. THANKS FOR PAGING MY BIG

111. CUPS.

112. THIS IS TOM PETERS SPEAKING.

113. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

114. >> YES, I JUST HAVE A QUICK QUESTION ABOUT MY BIG CUPS BILL

115. I JUST PURCHASED.

116. >> MAYOR?

117. >> WHO'S THIS, PLEASE?

118. >> TOM PETERS.

119. >> OH, HEY, TOM.

120. I'M REALLY GLAD YOU CALLED.

121. I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME BIG NEWS FOR YOU.

122. YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT DOWN FOR THIS.

123. >> ALL RIGHT.

124. >> YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, TOM, I JUST CAN'T GET YOUR

125. BEAUTIFUL MACARONI PAINTING OUT OF MY HEAD.

126. SO I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND GIVE YOU THAT $500 COMMISSION.

127. >> OH, MY GOD.

128. >> YEAH, FOR JEFFERTON'S 30th ANNIVERSARY.

129. CONGRATULATIONS, GUY.

130. >> WELL, JEEZ.

131. OK, ALL RIGHT, FAIR ENOUGH.

132. JUST FOR THE RECORD, THE PARTICULAR MACARONI PAINTING,

133. YOU KNOW, MY SON BRENDAN MADE THAT AND, YOU KNOW, I JUST

134. DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE REPRESENTING MY SON—

135. >>

136. >> JAN SKYLAR REPORTING LIVE OUTSIDE THE MAYOR'S OFFICE

137. WHERE LOCAL ARTIST TOM PETERS HAS JUST BEEN CHOSEN BY THE

138. MAYOR TO DO A PAINTING OF JEFFERTON FOR OUR 30th

139. ANNIVERSARY.

140. >> WAIT A MINUTE.

141. TOM'S NO ARTIST.

142. >> NOW, I'M STANDING HERE WITH ONE OF THE LOSERS.

143. HER NAME IS BRITTANY.

144. AND LET'S JUST SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE.

145. OK.

146. THAT'S A NICE PAINTING, BUT I GUESS IT JUST DIDN'T QUITE CUT

147. THE MUSTARD, HUH?

148. YOU MUST BE VERY DISAPPOINTED.

149. DO YOU, UM, HAVE ANY OTHER TALENTS?

150. MAYBE YOU COULD JOIN THE CHORUS OR THE VIOLIN OR—MIKE, DO YOU

151. WANT TO CUT OR— >>

152. >> HEY, SON, DON'T CRY.

153. YOUR DAD WON A $500 ART PRIZE HERE.

154. COME ON. WE SHOULD HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

155. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW TO DO THAT

156. MACARONI STYLE THAT YOU CREATED, SO I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO, YOU

157. KNOW, GO AHEAD AND DO IT FOR ME.

158. SON, COME ON, LET'S GET A SMILE GOING HERE.

159. I GOT YOUR MACARONI, WHICH I KNOW YOU LOVE, AND SOME GLUE

160. AND THE—

161. UH, WE'RE CLOSED!

162. BOYS, GET BEHIND THE COUNTER.

163. >> UH, MAYOR'S OFFICE.

164. >> OH, GOOD EVENING.

165. COME ON. COME ON IN.

166. >> HEY, TOM, I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SEE YOUR PROGRESS

167. ON THE JEFFERTON PAINTING.

168. >> OH, OK.

169. >> WOW. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

170. >> WELL, I HAVEN'T EXACTLY GOTTEN INTO THE PHYSICAL

171. PRODUCTION OF IT JUST YET.

172. >> MM-HMM, OK.

173. >> BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF STILL FOCUSING ON THE CREATIVE

174. INSPIRATION SEGMENT.

175. >> RIGHT. YEAH, I SEE.

176. >> WELL, LET ME JUST, YOU KNOW, SHOW YOU—SHOW YOU WHAT I'M

177. THINKING OF.

178. >> THAT'S GREAT.

179. >> I FIGURE I START WITH THE CITY SKYLINE.

180. AND WE CAN HAVE A BALD EAGLE SWOOP OVER, LEAVING A TRAIL OF

181. GOLD DUST.

182. >> WOW. THAT'D BE GREAT.

183. >> THEN I WANT TO SYMBOLIZE THE COMMUNITY, SO I WAS THINKING OF

184. A GROUP OF CHILDREN, UM, ROUGHLY MY SON'S AGE, SALUTING THE

185. JEFFERTON PIPE FLAG.

186. AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PAINTING, I JUST VISUALIZE A

187. LOCOMOTIVE, YOU KNOW.

188. >> UH-HUH, YEAH.

189. >> JUST SYMBOLIZING GOOD BUSINESS LEADERSHIP—

190. >> CHOO-CHOO!

191. >>> JUST CRASH INTO THE CITY

192. SKYLINE— >> OH, I HEAR YOU, TOM.

193. >> WELL, I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK LEFT TO DO HERE, SO I BETTER

194. LET YOU GET GOING.

195. >> WELL, THANKS, TOM.

196. ME AND MIX HAVE A PRETTY BIG NIGHT ON THE TOWN PLANNED.

197. RIGHT, MIX?

198. YEAH.

199. >> BOYS!

200. BOYS!

201. GET YOUR LITTLE ASSES IN HERE!

202. I CAN'T MOVE MY ARM.

203. BRENDAN, BRENDAN, BRENDAN, GET IN HERE!

204. WHAT THE?

205. HE TOOK MY BOYS!

206. >>

207. >>

208. >> HMM, THANK YOU, MR. TEPPERT.

209. ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC.

210. WELL, I GUESS THAT CONCLUDES OUR 30th ANNIVERSARY.

211. >> EXCUSE ME, SIR.

212. WHAT ABOUT MY PAINTING CONTEST?

213. >> OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, YOUR CONTEST.

214. OK.

215. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU NOW TO

216. ONE OF AMERICA'S MOST INFLUENTIAL ARTISTS AND THE

217. WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S 30th ANNIVERSARY JEFFERTON PAINTING

218. CONTEST, TOM PETERS.

219. >> THANK YOU, MR. MAYOR. UH—

220. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.

221. >> IT'S SUCH AN HONOR FOR ME TO HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO, UH, HAVE

222. MADE THIS PAINTING THAT I MADE.

223. AND YOU KNOW, ME AND MY FAMILY, WE'RE NEW TO JEFFERTON, AND

224. IT'S SUCH A—IT'S—EVERYONE'S BEEN SO NICE TO ME—

225. >> KIDNAPPING SON OF A BITCH.

226. >> YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE THE GREAT THING ABOUT MY PAINTING

227. IS THAT IT REALLY DID CAPTURE THE SPIRIT OF JEFFERTON, AND

228. UM, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

229. EVERYBODY COME ON DOWN TO MY BIG CUPS.

230. I HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE.

231. AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, MY PAINTING.

232. >> HERE WE GO.

233. >> THINKS HE CAN GET MY BOYS TO

234. WORK FOR NOTHING.

235. >> UH...

236. {HORN HONKING]

237. >> YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MY

238. PAINTING WOULD GO OVER WITH EVERYBODY, BUT, UH, YEAH, I'M

239. PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.

240. JOY!

241. >> THAT MAN TOOK MY BOYS!

242. >> HONEY, NO, DON'T.

243. I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LATER.

244. PLEASE.

245. >> HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF BRENDAN'S PAINTINGS.

246. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT UP THERE?

247. >> WAIT A SECOND, TOM.

248. IS SHE SAYING THAT YOUR STEPSON MADE THIS PAINTING?

249. >> WELL, UH, YOU SEE, THE THING IS, UH—

250. >> UH, FIRE ALARM.

251. EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A FIRE.

252. UH, A FIRE.

253. >> SAVED BY THE BELL.

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255. GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

256. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—]