Tom Goes to the Mayor 1x5

Directed by

Jeff Garlin as Pat Croce (voice) • Gregg Atwill as Bar Patron (voice) • Bob Odenkirk as Bartender / Crazy Pete / Tiny Tim (voice)

Tom creates a T-shirt that reads ""Rat's Off to Ya"" for Christmas. It becomes a big hit, but the idea is quickly stolen from Tom by a local novelty store.

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1. 'Tis the tale of good Tom Peters.

2. And the T-shirt that would give him hope.

3. Hello?

4. Hello. Mayor's office.

5. - Hi. My name's Tom Peters. - Hello, Tom.

6. I just wanted to drop off my application for a kiosk permit.

7. Great, Tom. Please sit down.

8. Tom, where did you get that shirt?

9. This

10. I'm so glad you like it.

11. - Yeah. - This is my design.

12. It's actually what I'm selling at the mall.

13. Rats off to ya!

14. Tom, did you come up with that on your own?

15. Yeah.

16. Thank you.

17. I had this idea for a while now, and I wanted to do it online

18. wanted to set up an on-line store and everything, but...

19. Rats off... Tom, I'm sorry.

20. I'm gonna have to ask you to covert hat shirt.

21. I'm sorry?

22. Justtake a piece of paper and tape it right on there.

23. All right. Fair enough.

24. Tom, I can still see a little bit of that tail.

25. Why don't you kneel down in front of my desk there?

26. - OK. Is that better? - OK. That's fine.

27. I'm just so honored you like it.

28. I'm hoping to sell a bunch of these guys.

29. I need to make some era money for the boys' Christmas presents.

30. Otherwise, I'll have to sell my boat.

31. I didn't know you were such a boats man.

32. Well, it's just a little i5-footer.

33. - I can see it in my mind. - OK.

34. I'd love to see your boat.

35. - Keep heading straight. - I smell a boat.

36. Well, I'm not

37. I'm not sure why we have to do it this way.

38. I feel like I'm getting warmer.

39. It's right in front of you.

40. Nice.

41. There it is! Wonderful.

42. Oh... thanks.

43. Tom, that shirt!

44. You're gonna sell a thousand of these guys.

45. Let's get that kiosk started right away.

46. Good Tom Peters got his kiosk.

47. Hope was shining in his eyes.

48. Attention. Will Terrence Williams and Steven Jefferts please meet down...

49. Oh, boy!

50. What the heck?

51. I love it!

52. "Rats off to ya!" These things are great!

53. Pat Croeche here, Jesters manager.

54. Need anything, buddy?

55. No. No, thanks.

56. Here. Take my card.

57. Who does your inking?

58. I actually did this batch myself.

59. - You know, I just drew on them. - Great cotton on here, Tom!

60. I just love these!

61. "Rats off to ya!"

62. Well, thank you very much.

63. Hi, Tom. I just stopped by to bring you this giant flavored soda.

64. Well, I just had a big lemonade,

65. but I guess worst-case scenario, in case I get parched.

66. Great. How's sales?

67. Not so good.

68. Well, sir

69. I would like to buy iOO of those "Rats off to ya!" T-shirts!

70. Thank you.

71. Tom, this is Mayor's Fun Money. You could use it anywhere.

72. Now I gotta go play Santa Claus this year.

73. That's a bummer.

74. To tell you the truth, I love it.

75. Crickets.

76. I gotta pee so bad!

77. Gotta go, gotta go.

78. Gotta go.

79. Hel... hello? Hi.

80. I'm sorry.

81. I wouldn't normally ask you this,

82. but I really have to go to the men's room...

83. Would you mind watching my stand for a few minutes?

84. I'm sorry. I'm new at this.

85. Sure, buddy. Go take a break.

86. Get some pizza or one of those big cinnamon rolls

87. about the size of my head!

88. They are so much fun! I've got everything under control here.

89. - You've got nothing to worry about. - Thanks.

90. I'll see you in a little bit.

91. What the heck?

92. Ah, Croeche!

93. And I want a balloon man,

94. and a trampoline, and an action car

95. - basketball hoop... - Absolutely.

96. And a new door

97. Mr. Mayor!

98. Mr. Mayor, I need to speak with you.

99. One second, little boy. Hop up here on my lap.

100. Fair enough. It's the Jesters store, Mr. Mayor.

101. They stole my shirt, the whole "Rats off to ya!" idea.

102. I don't know what to do.

103. Christmas is the season of hope and joy for all little boys.

104. You must search for the magic and true meaning of this holiday season.

105. All right. In terms of...

106. Rats. This is going nowhere.

107. Tom went to the Cify Council.

108. Hoping they could help him out.

109. Jeff Bridges?

110. I don't need no Jeff Bridges to put music to my poems!

111. All right.

112. Due to the fact that there are so many Christmas grievances this year

113. we're going to form two groups.

114. All the people with legitimate complaints

115. why don't you start group "A" over there?

116. And let's see...

117. Crazy Pete and the guy with the rat shirt

118. go ahead and start group "B"...

119. Why don't you wait outside?

120. And now, Channel 5 News at il: OO

121. with co-anchors Wayne Slar and Jan Slar

122. the only MaedNews Team in the tri-counfy area.

123. You are so precious to me.

124. I cherish the time we have together.

125. You are my starlight and my mirror.

126. Together, we are partners for eternify.

127. Our love for local news can only be matched

128. by our love for each other.

129. - And now, the news. - Rats off to ya, Wayne.

130. And rats off to ya, Jan.

131. And rats off to our entire viewership

132. as "Rats off to ya" fever has taken Jefferton by surprise.

133. It seems everyone needs a "Rats off to ya!" T-shirt

134. a wrist let, and a "Rats off' Jesters cap."

135. We haven't seen anything like this for years.

136. And remember, you can get your official "Rats off to ya!" merchandise

137. at anyJesters store location throughout this Christmas season.

138. You got the Christmas blues?

139. It's this whole "Rats off to ya!" thing.

140. Yeah. It's prefunny, huh?

141. Well, yeah. It's just that I came up with the idea,

142. and nowJesters stole it, and making millions, and...

143. - You did, did ya? - Yeah.

144. I got a Christmas message for you. Why don't you take your

145. "I came up with the T-shirt and Jesters stole it from me" attitude,

146. and the chip on your shoulder, and the mean look in your eyeball,

147. and the sour lemon vibrations,

148. and why don't you take it outside?

149. 'Cause we don't need that at this time of year in my bar!

150. What's the matter, mister?

151. Don'tworry about it, little boy.

152. I'm sure a lot of people have it worse off than I do.

153. Here's a couple of bucks to help you out.

154. I don't need your pify!

155. Rats off to ya!

156. Hope was fading for Tom Peters.

157. Looks like now he'll have to sell his boat.

158. Rats off to you, good cheer towards men.

159. Kiss the Christmas rat again.

160. The golden rats of Christmas time.

161. Fill your glass with yuletide brine.

162. Where have I seen that boat before?

163. Excuse me, sir.

164. Do you happen to know who the owner of that boat is?

165. It's me, Tom Peters. I showed it to you a few days ago.

166. Hello, Tom. Can I come in?

167. - Come on in. - It's really nice in here, Tom.

168. Thank you.

169. Looks like you got quite a Christmas list going there.

170. I don't know how I'll afford all this stuff.

171. What about all that "Rats off to ya!" money?

172. Don't you remember? Jesters stole my shirts.

173. Well, why don't we just make another T-shirt design?

174. I don't think so. I don't...

175. OK.

176. Tom, I've got it!

177. "Hats off to ya!"

178. Getyour official "Hats off to ya!" shirts.

179. "Hats off to ya!"

180. Halfoff!

181. Getyour "Hats off to ya!" T-shirts.

182. - That's not funny! - I know.

183. What do you mean? You don't get it?

184. It's a pun off the shirt "Rats off to ya!"

185. You know, Mr. Mayor, I don't think this is working.

186. No offense. I think I'd rather just go home and be with my family.

187. Hush now. Look! You're gonna love this video!

188. Oh, ra, ra, I'll take you on

189. I'll kiss yourwhiskers, yourtail's so soft.

190. Oh, ra, ra, I will thee wed...

191. Oh, come on.

192. I'll lay you down in my big ol' bed.

193. Rats off to ya, rats off to ya, baby.

194. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

195. Rats off to ya.

196. Shoppers, the mall will be closing in i5 minutes.

197. All "Rats off' merchandise has been marked up 5Oølø."

198. The mark-ups will continue till we close. Rats off to ya!

199. Shirt.

200. Guess I'm gonna have to put this on my Discovery card again.

201. Crickets!

202. Hats off to ya was a failure.

203. Could there be any hope left for Tom?

204. Look at that.

205. Well, maybe it's not about the money, you know?

206. "Rats off to ya!" made a lot of people really happy.

207. Maybe that's the magic of Christmas.

208. Hey, kids! Look at me!

209. What the heck?

210. Kids, check this dance out!

211. Rats off to ya, rats off to ya.

212. Hey, kids, "Rats off to ya!"

213. - Hey, Tom! It's me! - Hi. How are you?

214. Oh, Tom!

215. Now, this is what Christmas is all about.

216. - Bull's-eye! - Yeah!