Tom Goes to the Mayor 1x2

Directed by

Jordan Cohen as Terry (voice) • Bob Odenkirk as Animatronic Hitler (voice) • Davin Wood as (voice)

Tom bought a whole bunch of World War II items online, thus deciding to propose a WWII themed restaurant to the Mayor, but with the help of the Mayor's nephew Terry, it is quickly changed to an arcade/pizza parlor.

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1. - HI.

2. I'M THE MAYOR,

3. AND MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR YOU!

4. - MY NAME IS TOM PETERS AND I'M FULL OF IDEAS.

5. - HI. HOW ARE YOU?

6. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

7. - YOU SMELL LIKE POOP.

8. HOW MANY PLEATS DO YOU HAVE IN THOSE STUPID PANTS?

9. YOU'RE KIND OF SHORT FOR A MAN.

10. YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE MY FRIEND'S DAD.

11. HIS PORN SMELLS LIKE SALMON.

12. - UM, I'M JUST HERE TO SEE THE MAYOR.

13. - OK, GENTLEMEN, HERE'S MY PLAN.

14. SIT BACK.

15. TRY TO USE YOUR MIND.

16. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TURN YOUR IMAGINATION ON.

17. PICTURE WHAT I AM LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW,

18. A GIANT ECLAIR COVERED IN DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE-FLAVORED SAUCE.

19. BUT THERE'S A SURPRISE INSIDE.

20. A MONKEY!

21. - OK, WELL, IF I CAN MAKE A SMALL POINT HERE.

22. CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG,

23. BUT YOU HAD A YEAR TO COME UP WITH A PLAN

24. TO USE THE EDUCATIONAL GRANT MONEY?

25. - RIGHT.

26. - I'M JUST NOT SURE WHERE YOU'RE HEADED WITH THIS.

27. - UH, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO LOSE THIS MONEY

28. AT THE END OF THE MONTH IF WE DON'T ACT NOT.

29. - OH, UH, I'M SORRY.

30. TOM PETERS.

31. OH!

32. MIND IF I POP IN?

33. - SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

34. I'M ON AN IMPORTANT CALL.

35. COME ON IN.

36. CITY COUNCIL, THIS IS T-T-T-OM—

37. UH, T-T-UH—

38. - TOM—TOM PETERS.

39. - HELLO, TOM.

40. - UH, I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU RECEIVED MY E-FAX.

41. I CAN COME BACK LATER IF IT'S NOT—

42. - RENEE, DID WE RECEIVE AN E-FAX FROM A TARE-TUH—

43. TIGER-TELL-TIGER-TUH—

44. - TOM—TOM PETERS.

45. IT'S JUST ABOUT A NEW RESTAURANT IDEA I HAD.

46. UH, IT'S A THEME RESTAURANT THAT WOULD CELEBRATE HISTORY.

47. - A RESTAURANT?

48. OH.

49. INTERESTING.

50. - AND HISTORY.

51. NOW THAT HAS POTENTIAL.

52. - UH, NO, NO, NO.

53. HOLD ON A MINUTE.

54. I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND HERE.

55. CITY COUNCIL, CAN YOU HOLD ON?

56. - YES, WE'LL HOLD.

57. - OK, TOM.

58. GO.

59. - WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS I RECENTLY STUMBLED INTO A SMALL FORTUNE

60. OF WORLD WAR II MEMORABILIA.

61. YEAH, YOU KNOW, THERE'S, LIKE, ALL THESE GREAT ON-LINE AUCTIONS

62. THAT HAVE TONS OF PRICELESS MEMORABILIA AND ARTWORK.

63. AND I GET ON THERE AT NIGHT AND I JUST SELL AND BUY

64. AND TRADE FOR OTHER THINGS.

65. AND IN THE END, YOU KNOW, YOU END UP WITH

66. SOME WORLD WAR II STUFF OR WHATEVER.

67. - OH, TERRIFIC.

68. - YEAH, SO I DREW UP SOME PLANS FOR A RESTAURANT I'M CALLING,

69. FOR THE TIME BEING, AT LEAST, GENERAL PATTON'S GRILL.

70. - THAT'S GREAT, TOM.

71. - YEAH, IT'S JUST USING ALL THE ARTIFACTS THAT I PURCHASED.

72. - HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF PORTFOLIO THERE.

73. CITY COUNCIL, CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD ON?

74. - AS FAR AS I KNOW, WE'RE STILL HOLDING HERE.

75. - TOM, LET ME TAKE A LOOK.

76. - YEAH, THESE ARE JUST SOME SKETCHES OF THE DESIGN OF THE RESTAURANT HERE.

77. JUST OPEN UP TO THE FIRST PAGE...

78. - OH, TOM, THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.

79. - YEAH, I THINK THAT'S A SALAD.

80. WE HAD OUR DESIGNER PUT THAT IN THERE, FIRST PAGE.

81. - OH, WONDERFUL.

82. - UM, THERE YOU GO... - MMM.

83. - TOM, THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE SOME CHICKEN FINGERS HERE

84. AND A COUPLE OF STRIPS OF MOZZARELLA.

85. - UH, WELL, ACTUALLY, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

86. THOSE ARE FRENCH FRIES,

87. BUT WE'LL, YOU KNOW, HAVE STEAK FRIES

88. AND CURLY FRIES MOST LIKELY, SO—

89. - CITY COUNCIL, CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD ON A COUPLE MINUTES?

90. - THAT'S FINE.

91. HOLDING, STILL.

92. - OK, TOM, GO AHEAD.

93. - UM, THIS IS COOL.

94. THIS IS, ACTUALLY,

95. WE WANT TO PUT THE RESTAURANT ON HYDRAULIC LIFTS

96. SO, YOU KNOW, WE CAN REALLY SIMULATE

97. THAT FEELING OF BEING UNDER SIEGE,

98. BEING IN A BATTLE.

99. - OH, WOW, TOM. - YEAH.

100. - I REALLY LOVE IT.

101. THAT LOOKS LIKE A TOY SOLDIER.

102. - WELL, NOT REALLY.

103. THAT'S A VETERAN OF WORLD WAR II.

104. ACTUALLY, THIS PARTICULAR PICTURE IS A MODEL,

105. BUT OUR IDEA IS TO HAVE HIM COME IN AND TELL WAR STORIES

106. AND CONNECT WITH THE CHILDREN,

107. AND, YOU KNOW, AND SERVE PIZZA.

108. - THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA FOR THE EDUCATIONAL GRANT.

109. - YOU THINK YOU CAN GET IT RUNNING IN TWO WEEKS OR SO?

110. - FAIR ENOUGH.

111. YOU KNOW, I COULD START ON IT PRETTY MUCH RIGHT AWAY.

112. - GREAT. I LOVE IT.

113. TOM, ONE LAST THING.

114. I'D LIKE YOU TO WORK WITH MY NEPHEW TERRY ON THIS ONE.

115. - TERRY?

116. - YEAH, HE'S STUDYING WORLD WAR II IN CLASS RIGHT NOW,

117. AND HONESTLY I THINK HE'D BE A LOT OF HELP.

118. - OK.

119. - TOM.

120. - Y-YES?

121. - TREAT MY TERRY LIKE AN ANGEL.

122. - I LOVE PIZZA WITH PEPPERONI AND SAUSAGE

123. AND MARINARA SAUCE AND PARMESAN CHEESE

124. AND BREAD STICKS.

125. - IS THAT TERRY?

126. - YEAH, THAT'S TERRY.

127. - I HATE MY HANDS.

128. ARE THERE BATS IN HERE?

129. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SODA?

130. YOUR HEAD LOOKS WEIRD.

131. I LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH A BACK DOOR AND A FRONT DOOR.

132. - HI.

133. UH, I'M TOM PETERS.

134. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

135. - THIS CAR IS TINY.

136. YOU HAVE AN UGLY NECK.

137. - WELL, HERE SHE IS.

138. - I FARTED IN YOUR CAR.

139. WHAT IS THIS, A TOY CAR?

140. THIS PROJECT SUCKS.

141. - THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN A DREAM OF MINE FOR WEEKS NOW.

142. I FARTED.

143. - NO, TER—

144. THIS ISN'T RIGHT, TERRY.

145. COME ON, JUST—LET'S—

146. LISTEN, WE'RE USING FEDERAL EDUCATION GRANT MONEY HERE.

147. WOULD YOU STOP IT?

148. COULD YOU— WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SPINNING, TERRY?

149. - MY INHALER!

150. - AAH!

151. - THOMAS.

152. TOM, BOY.

153. TOM.

154. TOM, ARE YOU OK?

155. - OH, WOW.

156. - IT'S OK.

157. I'M GOING TO HOLD UP YOUR HEAD FOR YOU.

158. - I THINK I HIT MY HEAD.

159. WHERE AM I?

160. WHAT TIME IS IT?

161. - WELL, I'VE BEEN KEEPING YOU IN THIS DUMPSTER FOR WEEKS NOW.

162. I FOUND THIS VEST ON A HOBO

163. AND PUT IT ON YOU TO KEEP YOU WARM,

164. BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN WAY TOO TENDER TO MOVE.

165. - OH, OK.

166. WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

167. - TOM, WHAT YOU'RE PROBABLY SMELLING IS THE CAT FOOD.

168. I'VE BEEN COMING BY EVERY NIGHT TO FEED YOU,

169. AND SINCE YOU'RE UNCONSCIOUS,

170. I WOULD TAKE A DOLLOP OF THE WET CAT FOOD

171. AND STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH,

172. AND THEN MOVE YOUR JAW UP AND DOWN

173. LIKE A CHEWING MOTION.

174. BUT IN THAT PROCESS, SOME OF THE CAT FOOD

175. FELL OUT ON TO YOUR LIPS AND YOUR FACE

176. AND HARDENED A LITTLE BIT IN YOUR HAIR AND YOUR SHIRT.

177. - OK, RIGHT.

178. - COME ON, NOW.

179. DON'T WORRY.

180. I'LL CARRY YOU OVER.

181. - I THINK I HAVE B.M. IN MY PANTS.

182. WHAT'S—WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE RESTAURANT?

183. TOM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

184. TERRY TOOK YOUR IDEA AND RAN WITH IT,

185. AND I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.

186. - AW, SHIRT.

187. - ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?

188. TOM, LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP.

189. YOU GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

190. - ON SEPTEMBER 23, WE STORMED THE BEACHES OF—

191. - BULL'S-EYE!

192. - TERRY!

193. - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

194. - I'M NOT SURE.

195. WHAT—WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

196. - WE'RE ALMOST DONE.

197. - I'VE BEEN TESTING THE SOUND SYSTEM AND THE LASERS.

198. - WHAT ABOUT MY IDEAS, THOUGH?

199. - WHAT?

200. MY IDEAS!

201. THE WORLD WAR II HISTORY!

202. - I NEED YOU TO SET UP THE KITCHEN.

203. WE'VE GOT NO FOOD OR NOTHING.

204. - WHAT?

205. - TOM, GET IN THAT KITCHEN!

206. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

207. WELCOME TO WW LASERZ.

208. THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO BEGIN.

209. PLEASE HAND YOUR PIZZA TOPPING CARDS TO THE NEAREST VETERAN.

210. AND NOW, THE LEGENDS OF WORLD WAR II DOO WOP SINGERS!

211. - PIZZA PARTY.

212. - HURRY UP ON THAT FOOD, PETERS!

213. - ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT THE PIZZARINOS IN FOR 90 SECONDS.

214. THEN I CAN SWAP OUT THE SKINNERS FOR 30 SECONDS TO DEFROST...

215. - TOM!

216. THOMAS!

217. TOM!

218. - TOM! TOM, THERE YOU ARE.

219. OH, WHAT'S THAT WONDERFUL SMELL?

220. - OH, THAT'S JUST, UH, MICROWAVING, UH—

221. - LISTEN, TOM, I'D LOVE TO SIT HERE

222. AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR CUISINE AND HOW YOU'RE MAKING IT,

223. BUT WE HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM OUT THERE.

224. - ERROR, ERROR, ERROR...

225. - I DIDN'T SEE ANY—

226. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE—

227. THE POINT THEY'RE MAKING.

228. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY HERE.

229. - TOM, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

230. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

231. ONCE AGAIN, THE LEGENDS OF THE WORLD WAR II DOO WOP SINGERS!

232. - UM, OH, I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY,

233. UM, I'M NOT ENTIRELY COMFORTABLE IN THIS OUTFIT.

234. AND, YOU KNOW, HISTORICALLY,

235. I THINK WE KIND OF MISSED THE MARK HERE.

236. - CHECK THIS OUT!

237. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

238. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

239. - BULL'S-EYE!

240. - YEAH!