Tom Goes to the Mayor 1x13

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Fred Willard as Garry Friendly (voice) • Fred Tatasciore as (voice) • Gregg Atwill as Bum Town Resident (voice)

Tom is appointed Vice Mayor of Hobotown.

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1. - TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF "TOM GOES TO THE MAYOR"

2. FEATURES MUSIC FROM THE BAND KANDLEKRUSH.

3. - HI. I'M THE MAYOR.

4. MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR YOU!

5. - MY NAME IS TOM PETERS,

6. AND I'M FULL OF IDEAS!

7. - COMMUNITY SPIRIT!

8. - HOW ARE YOU? - HA HA!

9. - SHOPPING!

10. FOOD!

11. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

12. - UHH.

13. - YES, SIR. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

14. - IT'S, UH, TOM PETERS.

15. - HELLO, TOM. COME ON IN.

16. - THAT'S OK.

17. I'M JUST DROPPING BY TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

18. - OK.

19. - YOU KNOW, ME AND THE FAMILY

20. ARE MOVING OUT OF JEFFERTON TODAY.

21. - RIGHT.

22. - UH, I JUST DON'T THINK

23. THIS IS THE RIGHT TOWN FOR AN ENTREPRENEUR.

24. THINGS JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT.

25. - WOW!

26. - I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ALL

27. THE WONDERFUL EXPERIENCES WE HAD TOGETHER.

28. - TOM, WHAT GREAT MEMORIES.

29. - UHH.

30. - YES, SIR. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

31. - IT'S, UH, TOM PETERS.

32. - OH, TOM, I'LL MISS YOU.

33. WAIT A SECOND.

34. I THINK I MAY HAVE A JOB FOR YOU.

35. - OH. REALLY?

36. - VICE MAYOR!

37. - VICE MAYOR? LIKE, THE SECOND IN COMMAND?

38. - HA HA HA!

39. WOW! YOU—OH, MAYOR,

40. YOU ARE NOT GONNA REGRET THIS.

41. - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

42. I'LL PICK YOU UP TOMORROW AND TAKE YOU TO YOUR NEW OFFICE.

43. - HEY, JOY, IT'S TOM PETERS.

44. LISTEN, I JUST GOT APPOINTED VICE MAYOR OF JEFFERTON,

45. SO DON'T SIGN ANY LEASES YET.

46. CALL ME BACK WHEN YOU GET THIS, OK?

47. I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

48. AND I LOVE THE BOYS, TOO.

49. - EXCUSE ME, SIR.

50. I'M LOOKING FOR A TOM PETERS.

51. - OH, THAT'S ME.

52. I'M TOM PETERS.

53. - UH, I'M SORRY, I'M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED HERE.

54. - OH, IT MUST BY MY GENTLEMAN'S PERM.

55. I WAS THINKING ABOUT GETTING A NEW HAIRSTYLE,

56. AND CONSIDERING THE FACTOR OF ME GETTING INTO POLITICS...

57. NOW, I'D PREFER A RATHER TIGHT CURL,

58. YOU KNOW, MORE OF A DENSE KNIT.

59. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

60. WELL, TOM, IT LOOKS MAGNIFICENT.

61. - OH, GRACIAS.

62. - THIS IS HOBOTOWN.

63. IT'S VICE CENTRAL.

64. REAL DANGEROUS, TOM.

65. LOTS OF HOBOS.

66. VICE!

67. GET IT? VICE MAYOR.

68. DOUBLE MEANING.

69. - AH...

70. I SEE, I GUESS.

71. - WE TRY TO GIVE THESE HOBOS EVERYTHING THEY WANT HERE.

72. YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TRAIN CARS, BOXES,

73. AND HOT DOGS.

74. TOM, YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP THEM IN LINE.

75. IT'S JUST THAT EASY.

76. - AAH! - GOOD LUCK!

77. - PHEW!

78. WHAT A DUMP.

79. YIKES.

80. I GOTTA CLEAN THIS PLACE UP.

81. AH! NOW THAT'S BETTER.

82. AND NOW FOR THE REST OF THE TOWN.

83. CRICKETS!

84. YOU DARN HOODLUMS!

85. TOM! WELCOME TO MAYOR'S NIGHT!

86. - OH, THANKS FOR INVITING ME.

87. - GRAB A BOOTH, YOU MAYOR.

88. - AH.

89. NOW, THIS IS THE LIFE.

90. - EXCUSE ME, SIR.

91. THESE CHEESE-FLAVORED FRIES

92. ARE FROM THAT MAN OVER THERE.

93. - OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

94. MMM! LORD, THESE ARE DELICIOUS.

95. - I KNEW YOU'D ENJOY THOSE.

96. GARRY FRIENDLY. I'M IN REAL ESTATE.

97. - OH, I'M TOM PETERS, VICE MAYOR OF... HOBOTON.

98. - DAMN IT, TOM, I KNEW IT.

99. - HEY?

100. IT USED TO BE CALLED HOBOTOWN.

101. YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE ASPECTS OF MY NEW ADMINISTRATION

102. IS CHANGING THE NAME.

103. I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, I'D GIVE IT A NEW FEEL,

104. SORT OF TAKE OUT THE NEGATIVE.

105. - DAMN IT, TOM.

106. - UH, PARDON.

107. - I SAW YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM AND SAID TO MYSELF,

108. "HERE'S A MAN WITH GOOD TASTE,

109. "A GUY WHO KNOWS RIGHT FROM WRONG.

110. PROBABLY A BORN LEADER."

111. - WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

112. - ANOTHER ROUND OF CHEESE-FLAVORED FRIES

113. FOR MY NEW BEST FRIEND HERE!

114. HEY, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

115. MAYBE IT MEANS SOMETHING, MAYBE IT MEANS NOTHING.

116. TAKE A LOOK-A-LOU.

117. - REVITALIZE YOUR TOWN.

118. GET READY FOR THE CITY OF TOMORROW.

119. REVITALIZE YOUR TOWN.

120. OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW.

121. REVITALIZE YOUR TOWN.

122. - SHH. I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE SHOWING YOU THIS.

123. TOM, THIS THING IS A CASH COW.

124. IT'S GUARANTEED TO IMPROVE HOBOTON 500%.

125. - I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT, GARRY.

126. - DON'T WORRY, TOM.

127. IT'S JUST SOME MINOR COSMETIC WORK.

128. MOVE A COUPLE OF BUILDINGS TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE NEW, YOU KNOW.

129. YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WE'RE THERE.

130. - THESE FRIES ARE SO GOOD.

131. IT SOUNDS GOOD, BUT CAN I SLEEP ON IT?

132. - BUDDY, THAT'S NOT THE TOM PETERS

133. I'VE GROWN TO LOVE.

134. THE TOM PETERS I KNOW IS A MAN THAT CAN TAKE A CHANCE.

135. TOM PETERS IS A RISK-TAKER,

136. A MAN IN CHARGE.

137. - YEAH, I GUESS.

138. MM-HMM.

139. - CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE!

140. RIGHT HERE STANDS A TRUE VISIONARY,

141. A LEADER, A SHEPHERD

142. GUIDING HIS LOST SHEEP TO A 21st-CENTURY PARADISE.

143. TOM, REPEAT AFTER ME.

144. I AM A MAYOR

145. THAT WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE

146. AND DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR MY TOWN.

147. - AHH...

148. - DON'T WORRY, GUY,

149. JUST SIGN HERE, AND WE'LL START PHASE ONE IN THE MORNING.

150. - WHAT WAS PHASE ONE AGAIN?

151. OH.

152. - YOU HAVE A NICE SIGNATURE.

153. - I'M SORRY, I'M NOT FEELING VERY WELL.

154. I THINK I ATE TOO MANY OF THESE FRIES.

155. - UH-HUH. AND HERE.

156. - AH... - THAT DOES IT.

157. AND NOW TO WRAP THIS UP,

158. I'LL JUST...

159. WHAT DO I NEED?

160. OH, A CHECK FOR THE ENTIRE PROJECT.

161. - CAN'T FIGURE OUT IF THIS IS...

162. THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

163. - THAT'S GARRY WITH TWO Rs.

164. YOU KNOW, TAX PURPOSES.

165. - OH.

166. - DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.

167. LEAVE EVERYTHING TO UNCLE POPPA GARRY.

168. - OH, COME ON, GARRY, PICK UP.

169. - THEY SMASHED UP MY HOME, BOSS.

170. - THEY HAULED OFF MY CARDBOARD BOX!

171. - PEOPLE, QUIET DOWN!

172. JUST—LET'S GET SOME ORDER!

173. COME ON, I'M DOING MY BEST HERE.

174. I'M TRYING TO MAKE THIS A NICER PLACE.

175. - YEAH, WHO IS IT? - OH, HOLD ON, IT'S HIM.

176. GARRY, IT'S TOM PETERS.

177. JEEZ, THANK GOODNESS.

178. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ALL DAY.

179. UH, LISTEN...

180. I'VE BEEN HAVING SOME SECOND THOUGHTS.

181. - PETERS, PETERS, PETERS.

182. UH, THAT'S NOT RINGING A BELL.

183. - TOM PETERS FROM LAST NIGHT, GARRY!

184. IT'S A WAR ZONE OVER HERE—

185. - TOM, RELAX, RELAX!

186. EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S THAT, GRACE?

187. I SAID FIRST CLASS! FIRST CLASS, GRACE!

188. SORRY, TOM, I REALLY NEED TO JUMP OFF THIS CALL.

189. LISTEN, TAKE DOWN THE NUMBER FOR MY PRIVATE JET.

190. YOU CAN REACH ME THERE ANY TIME.

191. WHAT IS THAT? 5—

192. 55-0132.

193. BYE FOR NOW, TOM!

194. - AW, SHOOT.

195. AAH!

196. OH, SHOES.

197. - WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LIVE?

198. - UH... LET ME THINK.

199. WELL, UH...

200. FOR NOW, I GUESS EVERYBODY CAN

201. BUNK AT MY PLACE.

202. I CAN GET SOME COTS SET UP

203. AND COOK UP SOME HOT DOGS.

204. - HOT DOGS? - ALL RIGHT!

205. HOT DOGS!

206. - SOUNDS GOOD, BOSS!

207. - OK, THERE'S HOT DOGS IN THE COOLER

208. WHERE THE FRIDGE SHOULD BE.

209. SO, EVERYBODY JUST STAY PUT.

210. AND TRY NOT TO FIDDLE WITH ANYTHING.

211. OH, I GOTTA TELL THE MAYOR ABOUT THIS.

212. - HEY, IT'S ME, WIZARD, FROM KANDLEKRUSH.

213. YOU'RE ONLY MINUTES AWAY FROM CHECKING OUT

214. MY NEW HIT SINGLE— PREMIERING TONIGHT—

215. ON "TED GOES TO THE MAYOR."

216. PEACE.

217. - AND THAT'S HOW I BECAME MAYOR AGAIN.

218. HA HA. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, TOM.

219. HOW'S HOBOTOWN COMING?

220. - GOOD! ME, TOO. THANKS.

221. I'M SORRY, I MEAN, UH...

222. THINGS ARE GOOD.

223. HOBOTON'S GOOD. NO WORRIES THERE.

224. - GREAT, I'D LOVE TO COME BY AND SEE YOUR OFFICE SOME—

225. - NO, NO. NO, NO, NO.

226. I'M VERY BUSY. I'VE GOT LOTS TO DO.

227. HEY, UM, I'VE GOT SOME ADVICE I'D LOVE TO ASK YOU

228. IN REGARDS TO THE WHOLE REAL ESTATE ARENA.

229. - EXCUSE ME, SIR.

230. THIS...

231. MAN INSISTED ON SEEING YOU.

232. - 'SCUSE ME, BOSS.

233. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

234. - WELL, WE RAN OUT OF HOT DOGS.

235. - HOW'D YOU GET OUT?

236. - BUNCH OF US PICKED THE LOCK.

237. OH, HELL, EVERYONE GOT OUT.

238. WE'RE ALL PRETTY MUCH RUNNING AMOK.

239. - STINK WAVE!

240. - THAT'S RIGHT, JAN.

241. A GROWING NUMBER OF FILTHY HOBOS

242. HAVE TAKEN TO THE JEFFERTON STREETS,

243. AND IT'S CAUSING QUITE A MESS.

244. - I SAW ONE THE OTHER DAY.

245. THEY'RE SO DIRTY.

246. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY JUST CAN'T TAKE A BATH.

247. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

248. LET'S LOOK AT OUR DOPPLER HOBO-WATCH HERE,

249. WHICH SHOWS A LOT OF THE INCREASED HOBO ACTIVITY

250. EMANATING FROM THIS ONE MAN'S HOUSE.

251. - UH, OK, MR. PETERS,

252. DO YOU WANT TO GO AHEAD

253. AND EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED HERE EXACTLY?

254. - DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO

255. WITH YOUR VICE MAYOR POSITION OVER AT HOBOTOWN?

256. - AH, WELL, I THINK I MAY BE PARTLY TO BLAME

257. FOR THE "BUM RUSH," METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING.

258. SEE, WELL...

259. THE THING IS, I ACTUALLY TORE HOBOTON DOWN.

260. - HOBOTON?

261. - HOBOTOWN. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

262. I CHANGED THE NAME FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL FACTORS.

263. - MR. PETERS, DON'T YOU REALIZE

264. THAT THE REASON WE HAVE HOBOTOWN

265. IS TO KEEP THESE PEOPLE OUT OF JEFFERTON.

266. - WE NEED HOBOTOWN!

267. - I UNDERSTAND THAT NOW.

268. I ASSUMED PHASE ONE WAS GOING OCCUR A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY.

269. YOU KNOW, GARRY FRIENDLY HAD SAID—

270. - OH, NO! ONE GOT IN!

271. - OH, THEIR SMELL IS GETTING UP MY NOSE!

272. - NO, NO, SETTLE DOWN, PEOPLE.

273. IT'S JUST ME, YOUR MAYOR.

274. - MAYOR! - LISTEN,

275. I'VE INFILTRATED THOSE FILTHY HOBOS.

276. I'VE BEEN DEEP UNDERCOVER FOR THE PAST 15 MINUTES,

277. AND I THINK I'VE FOUND THEIR WEAKNESS.

278. - I DON'T GET IT. HOW DOES THIS SOLVE ANYTHING?

279. - YOU'LL SEE. - NO, WHAT?

280. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T GET IT.

281. - WELL...

282. I POISONED THE HOT DOGS.

283. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

284. - AAH!

285. YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

286. YOU CAN'T JUST KILL PEOPLE TO SOLVE PROBLEMS.

287. AW, CRICKETS! I ATE 3 OF THOSE HOT DOGS.

288. PHHHT! PHHHT!

289. OH, MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES.

290. - HEY, RUFUS!

291. - I SEE JOY, AND MY FIRST WIFE PAT.

292. - HEY, BOBO. - AND HER HUSBAND CAL.

293. - TOM, RELAX. IT'S NOT GONNA KILL THEM.

294. JUST GONNA PUT THEM TO SLEEP FOR A WHILE.

295. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

296. - WAIT A MINUTE! TIME OUT!

297. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY...

298. WHEN WE ALL WAKE UP?

299. HOBO ZOO.

300. WAS THAT OK?

301. I COULD...

302. MAYBE DO A TAKE TWO ON THAT.

303. FAIR ENOUGH.