Tom Goes to the Mayor 1x10

Directed by

Brian Posehn as Gibbons (voice) • Fred Tatasciore as (voice)

Tom's old friend Gibbons visits just in time for the best friends' convention.

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1. - UNH!

2. - HI. I'M THE MAYOR,

3. AND MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR YOUUUUU!

4. - MY NAME IS TOM PETERS, AND I'M FULL OF IDEAS.

5. - COMMUNITY SPIRIT.

6. - HI. HOW ARE YOU? - HA HA!

7. - SHOPPING!

8. FOOD!

9. - ALL ABOARD!

10. YEAH. UH, GREAT SEEING YOU, TOO, GIBBONS.

11. - IT'S BEEN A TERRIFIC 3 DAYS.

12. REMEMBER THAT CAESAR WE HAD?

13. WE HAVE TO GET TOGETHER MORE OFTEN.

14. - YEAH, LIKE I SAID BEFORE, SCHEDULE PENDING.

15. - ALL ABOARD THAT'S COMING ABOARD!

16. - LOOKS LIKE YOU'D BETTER GET GOING THERE.

17. - OH, WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY?

18. HMM...

19. OH, YEAH. I'LL CALL YOU AS SOON AS I GET HOME.

20. - GIBBONS, IT'S NOT NECESSARY.

21. LISTEN. I'M GONNA BE TOO BUSY SETTING UP MY BOOTH AT THE FRIENDSHIP EXPO,

22. LIKE I TOLD YOU.

23. - COOL. I'LL GET YOUR VOICEMAIL.

24. - SEE YOU. BYE.

25. - OH, TOM. - YEAH?

26. - MMM... BYE-BYE, BUDDY. TAKE 'ER EASY.

27. - COME ON DOWN TO THE JEFFERTON FRIENDSHIP EXPO.

28. EXPERIENCE MILES AND MILES OF USEFUL FRIENDSHIP KNICKKNACKS.

29. BROWSE THROUGH MILLIONS OF MOOD RINGS.

30. FRIENDSHIP VACATION PACKAGES.

31. FRIENDSHIP BURGERS.

32. BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED

33. FOR HOURLY FRIENDSHIP BOOTH SPOTLIGHTS.

34. AND STAY FOR THE EXCITING EXPO FINALE,

35. WHERE PRINCE CHARLES WILL BE OUR SPECIAL GUEST SPEAKER.

36. PRINCE CHARRRRRRRRRLES!

37. THIS YEAR'S OFFICIAL BEST FRIEND AWARD

38. WILL RECEIVE A PRIZE

39. OF A FREE SECOND STORY TO YOUR RANCH HOME,

40. COURTESY OF WOLF-KRISEL HOMES AND REMODELING.

41. - WHEW! BOY, JOY DID A REAL NICE JOB ON THESE SKIRTS HERE.

42. OH, LET'S SEE. I GOT MY BOTCs OVER HERE.

43. - HEY, TOM.

44. - AAH! GIBBONS, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?

45. - OH. I MISSED MY TRAIN.

46. ANYWAYS, I FIGURED YOU COULD USE SOME HELP AT YOUR BOOTH.

47. - WELL, NOT REALLY.

48. - MAYOR'S OFFICE.

49. - OH, HI. IT'S TOM PETERS.

50. - HELLO, TOM. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

51. - OH, THESE ARE JOY'S FRIENDSHIP SKIRTS FOR MEN.

52. THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, MEANT TO BE WORN IN TANDEM.

53. AND OVER HERE WE HAVE MY BOTCs,

54. BOOKS ON TINY CASSETTE.

55. UH, CHECK ONE. TEST.

56. CHECK TWO. UH, OK.

57. LET'S SEE. WHERE'S THE RECORDING BUTTON ON THIS THING?

58. - GREAT, TOM.

59. - OH, UH, SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL...

60. UH, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW

61. WHEN MY BOOTH SPOTLIGHT MIGHT BE, WOULD YOU?

62. - OH, I SAW SOME—

63. - AAH! WHAT IS THAT?

64. - UH, THIS IS MY OLD FRIEND FROM JUNIOR COLLEGE, GIBBONS.

65. - GOOD TO MEET YOU.

66. - TOM, IT'S MAKING NOISES.

67. - HOLD ON. I'M SORRY, GUYS. I HAVE A CALL COMING IN.

68. TOM PETERS' PHONE.

69. - TOM, HOW ARE MY FRIENDSHIP SKIRTS FOR MEN SELLING?

70. - HEY, JOY.

71. UH, YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY JUST SETTING UP NOW.

72. THE EXPO AIN'T EVEN OPEN YET.

73. UH, BUT, UH, YOU KNOW,

74. MY PLAN IS TO GET A SPREADSHEET TOGETHER—

75. - I WANT THOSE MOTHER SOLD OUT BY THE END OF BUSINESS!

76. - OK. LOVE YOU, TOO.

77. UM, BYE-BYE, MY SWEET.

78. - UH, TOM, I TOUCHED IT.

79. DO YOU THINK IT'S SAFE, OR SHOULD I SANITIZE MY HANDS?

80. - UH, WHAT DID YOU TOUCH?

81. - THIS THING. IT HAS HAIR ALL OVER ITS FACE.

82. - WHAT THE HECK? - AAH!

83. - ALL RIGHT.

84. I'M GONNA GO LOAD UP ON SOME CARBS,

85. MAYBE PICK UP A CAESAR SALAD BEFORE LUNCH BREAK.

86. CATCH YOU IN A FEW.

87. - PSST. PSST. TOM, COME HERE.

88. I WAS A LITTLE CONFUSED.

89. I'M NOT SURE IF THAT WAS A BOY OR SOME KIND OF MAN ANIMAL.

90. - WELL, HE HAS A HEIGHT DISORDER, YOU KNOW.

91. THAT'S WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT.

92. - BUT DO YOU THINK THAT WAS A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION?

93. - NO. I DON'T.

94. - WELL, THE WAY THAT YOU AND THAT CREATURE GET ALONG,

95. YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE FOR THIS YEARS' BEST FRIEND AWARD.

96. - OH!

97. - SHH.

98. - OH, I'M SORRY. - TOM, PLEASE.

99. - OK. UM, THAT'S TERRIFIC NEWS, YOU KNOW.

100. JOY'D BE VERY EXCITED TO WIN THAT SECOND STORY.

101. PRINCE CHARLES, WORLD LEADER,

102. FRIENDSHIP GURU, AND ENGLISH NOBLEMAN,

103. WILL NOT BE APPEARING THIS YEAR.

104. PLEASE STAND BY FOR AN UPDATE ON THIS YEAR'S GUEST SPEAKER.

105. THIS HOUR'S SPOTLIGHT BOOTH

106. IS EDDIE'S MAGIC FRIENDSHIP BRACELET COZY.

107. BOOTH 154. CHECK IT OUT!

108. - WHERE DO YOU PUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS

109. WHEN YOU SHOWER OR SWIM?

110. THE QUESTION IS A TOUGH ONE.

111. - UH, TOM PETERS HERE. ANYONE HERE?

112. HELLO? AWW.

113. DARN DING-DONG DITCHERS.

114. - HEY, TOM. - AAH! GIBBONS!

115. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

116. - OH, WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY?

117. HEY, WHAT KIND OF CELL PHONE SERVICE DO YOU HAVE?

118. - I HAVE THIS PAY-AHEAD PLAN WITH CINCO. WHY?

119. - I HAVE THAT, TOO.

120. IT'S COOL, BUT I ALWAYS GO OVER MY MINUTES.

121. ALL RIGHT, THEN.

122. - OH, WHAT WAS I GONNA—

123. OH, I WAS WONDERING, DO YOU EVER USE ANY OF THOSE HANDS-FREE DEVICES?

124. - YES, GIBBONS, I USE THEM.

125. LISTEN. I HAVE TO GO BACK TO BED, ALL RIGHT?

126. I'VE HAD A VERY FRUSTRATING DAY, AND I'M—I'M VERY TIRED.

127. - OH, GUESS WHAT?

128. I WAS GONNA TELL YOU I HAD A GOOD IDEA TO DRUM UP SALES.

129. - FINE! WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT AT THE EXPO!

130. GOOD-BYE.

131. GIBBONS, WHAT?

132. - HEY, TOM. I'M LOOKING FOR THIS ADAPTER

133. FOR AN EXTENSION CORD.

134. - OHH. CAN'T THIS WAIT TILL TOMORROW?

135. - I GUESS SO.

136. WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY?

137. OH, THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT I WAS GONNA ASK YOU.

138. HMM. MAYBE WE COULD MEET UP FOR LUNCH TOMORROW

139. AND CATCH UP, YOU KNOW.

140. - GIBBONS, WE HAD LUNCH YESTERDAY!

141. WE HAVE NOTHING TO CATCH UP ABOUT!

142. WHAT?

143. - JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.

144. - GO HOME! GOOD-BYE!

145. STOP BOTHERING ME!

146. MAN, YOU ARE TAKING THIS FRIENDSHIP CONCEPT

147. WAY, WAY, WAY TOO FAR, MISTER!

148. OHH. WHAT A BUGGER.

149. - OH, TOM. THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

150. - OOF!

151. - OH. MUST HAVE RUN OVER A SMALL ANIMAL.

152. - OH, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

153. LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE HERMIT CRAB.

154. SHH! SHH! SHH!

155. IT'S OK. IT'S OK. COME ON NOW.

156. VERY GOOD. YOU'LL BE OK.

157. YES, YOU WILL. OH, YOU'RE SO CUTE.

158. WHAT A PRIZE.

159. - YAH!

160. - AH, MR. PETERS, JUST TO GIVE YOU A HEADS-UP,

161. YOUR BOOTH SPOTLIGHT WILL BE IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES.

162. - OH, GIBBONS! HEY, GIBS!

163. IT'S TOM PETERS.

164. - OH, HELLO.

165. - LISTEN. DID YOU GET ANY OF MY MESSAGES?

166. - UH, I HAVEN'T CHECKED. MY INBOX IS PRETTY JAMMED.

167. - WELL, LISTEN, YOU KNOW,

168. WHAT I SAID ON THE MESSAGES WAS, I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

169. YOU KNOW, I GAVE YOU A PRETTY HARD TIME,

170. BUT I'VE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS, AND I DON'T KNOW.

171. I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE.

172. - YOU KNOW WHAT, TOM? SAVE IT.

173. I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.

174. - SHH. GIBBONS, ME AND YOUR FATHER

175. ARE GONNA HAVE A GROWN-UP TALK RIGHT NOW.

176. SO I'M GONNA BALANCE YOU UP ON THIS CURTAIN, OK, HON?

177. - HMM.

178. - MWAH!

179. SO, ARE YOU GUYS BREAKING UP?

180. - WE'RE—WE'RE NOT GOING OUT.

181. - TOM, I'D REALLY LIKE YOU TO WIN THE FRIENDSHIP AWARD,

182. SO I'M HOPING THERE'S ANOTHER SIDE TO THIS STORY I HAVEN'T HEARD YET.

183. - OH, GREAT, BECAUSE, I MEAN, I KIND OF DESERVE—

184. - THIS HOUR'S BOOTH SPOTLIGHT

185. IS TOM PETERS' BOOKS ON TINY CASSETTES

186. AND FRIENDSHIP SKIRTS FOR MEN.

187. BOOTH 267. CHECK IT OUT.

188. CHECK? UH, HELLO. EXCUSE ME.

189. UH, ALL RIGHT. FIRSTLY,

190. WE HAVE MY WIFE'S FRIENDSHIP SKIRTS FOR MEN,

191. MEANT TO BE WORN IN TANDEM.

192. AND, UH, WE'VE GOT MY BOOKS ON TINY CASSETTE,

193. WHICH I'M OFFERING FOR A PRETTY GOOD VALUE.

194. - GOOD EVENING.

195. WE'RE INTERRUPTING

196. OUR FREE AUTOGRAPH SIGNING

197. TO BRING YOU THIS BREAKING NEWS.

198. - THIS YEAR'S KEYNOTE SPEAKER, GIBBONS, HAS FALLEN DOWN A WELL.

199. - AND, IN THE SPIRIT OF GOOD FRIENDMANSHIP,

200. EVERYONE HERE AT THE EXPO HAS PITCHED IN IN THEIR OWN WAY

201. TO GET THE LITTLE BEAST OUT OF HIS HOLE.

202. - ONE SECOND, JAN.

203. WE'RE JUST GETTING WORD THAT THEY'RE LOWERING A CAMERA DOWN

204. TO COMMUNICATE WITH POOR OLD GIBBONS.

205. - OH, ARE WE GETTING SOMETHING, CHARLIE?

206. - GIBBONS? - GIBBONS?

207. - GIBBONS? - GIBBONS?

208. GIBBONS?

209. - GIBBONS?

210. - OH, HELLO.

211. - OH, GIBBONS, HI.

212. WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU.

213. - THANKS FOR ALL YOUR PRAYERS, EVERYBODY.

214. - GIBBONS, ARE YOU OK DOWN THERE?

215. - I'VE BEEN BETTER.

216. BUT THEY'RE SENDING DOWN CAESAR SALADS, SO... HMM.

217. I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN QUITE A FEW WELLS IN MY DAY,

218. AND THIS ONE'S ALL RIGHT.

219. - WE'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED.

220. - TOM, COME ON! WE GOT TO HELP GIBBONS.

221. - OH, NO, I— I HAVE TO STAY HERE.

222. IT'S MY SPOTLIGHT TIME.

223. - TOM, LIKE IT OR NOT, GIBBONS IS YOUR FRIEND.

224. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, MAYOR.

225. I JUST DON'T THINK WE'RE RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.

226. - RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER?

227. TOM, YOU TWO ARE LIKE TWO TINY PEAS IN A POD—

228. YOU KNOW, LIKE TWO MEN IN A SKIRT.

229. I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BUDDY.

230. - WELL, UH, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

231. BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A BACKUP SPEAKER,

232. I DID, UH, WRITE UP A DRAFT THIS MORNING

233. JUST IN CASE.

234. - GIBBONS IS STILL OUR MAN, TOM.

235. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

236. PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE VIA SATELLITE

237. THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S OFFICIAL BEST FRIEND AWARD

238. AND TONIGHT'S KEYNOTE SPEAKER...

239. FROM THE STRANGE LABORATORY OF THE MAYOR

240. AND THE DEPTHS BELOW OUR OWN SEAMAN'S HALL,

241. IT'S GIBBOOOOOOOOONS!

242. - THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

243. I'D LIKE TO START BY TELLING YOU A LITTLE STORY

244. ABOUT AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE. HMM.

245. THIS FRIEND... LET ME DOWN.

246. AND HERE I AM STUCK IN A WELL,

247. AND ALL THIS SO-CALLED "FRIEND" CARED ABOUT WAS HIMSELF—

248. TOM PETERS.

249. - HELLO, GIBBONS.

250. - TOM, YOU KNOW WHAT?

251. YOU HURT ME DEEPLY.

252. BUT TO PROVE THAT I'M THE BIGGER MAN...

253. I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.

254. - OHH. OK.

255. WELL, I SORT OF THOUGHT I—

256. - COME ON, TOM.

257. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.

258. I APOLOGIZE. JEEZ!

259. AND CAN I JUST ADD THAT MY BOOTH IS 259,

260. AND I HAVE THESE WONDERFUL FRIENDSHIP SKIRTS FOR MEN

261. AS WELL AS MY BOTCs.

262. - THANK YOU, TOM. I ACCEPT YOUR HALF-HEARTED APOLOGY.

263. AND, TO PROVE ONCE AGAIN THAT I'M THE BIGGER MAN THAN YOU...

264. - HUH. NOTHING, HUH?

265. I'D LIKE TO DONATE MY BEST FRIEND AWARD

266. TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

267. - WELL, THANKS, GIBBONS.

268. - SO I HAVE A PLACE TO STAY WHEN I VISIT...

269. IF I EVER GET OUT OF THIS WELL, THAT IS.

270. - AHH.

271. BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.

272. I TOLD YOU I'D TAKE CARE OF YOU, BUDDY.

273. - THANKS, GIBBONS.

274. EASY. EASY.

275. EASY...

276. AH!

277. - WOW, TOM, PERFECT FIT.

278. - OH, WOW! THIS IS GREAT.

279. OH, JOY'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED.

280. I COULD DO A HALF BATH— HEY! HEY!

281. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

282. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

283. —www.ncicap.org—

284. - BULL'S-EYE! - YEAH!