1. Good morning.
You must be Steven Toast.Copy !req
2. How are you today?
I'm fine, thanks.Copy !req
3. And I trust you're well?
Amazing.Copy !req
4. Another Canadian.
You guys are taking over this town.Copy !req
5. I'm not Canadian.Copy !req
6. Hold your horses.
Is that Scramble Studios in London?Copy !req
7. Yeah, Scramble is one of our
sister studios.Copy !req
8. We've got studios
all over the world.Copy !req
9. Is that right?Copy !req
10. Sure. I'm due to fly out
to the London studio next monthCopy !req
11. as part of our
staff exchange scheme.Copy !req
12. I can't wait. I'm super-excited,
it's going to be so super-cool.Copy !req
13. Sounds fascinating.Copy !req
14. Hey, do you know Donald Sutherland?Copy !req
15. Isn't he Canadian?Copy !req
16. Is he single?Copy !req
17. I've no idea.Copy !req
18. He's a bit old for you, isn't he?Copy !req
19. Hey, if Daddy can raise the bridge,Copy !req
20. then Mama's river be flowing.Copy !req
21. Good grief.Copy !req
22. Erm, I'm due to record,
and I'm guessing it's through there.Copy !req
23. Sure. Studio one.
Go right in. They're ready for you.Copy !req
24. Thanking you.Copy !req
25. Would you mind if I raised
this microphone?Copy !req
26. Make yourself comfortable, Steven.Copy !req
27. Hello, Steven, this is
Clem Fandango. Welcome to LA.Copy !req
28. Of all the recording studios
in the world,Copy !req
29. I end up in the same one
as you two clowns.Copy !req
30. Is it always this hot?Copy !req
31. I mean, I'm going to pass out
in here.Copy !req
32. Got to say,
I kind of like the heat, man.Copy !req
33. Always wanted to live out here
in LA.Copy !req
34. "Man"? You've only been here
ten minutes, you idiot.Copy !req
35. But this is too hot.Copy !req
36. Hi, Steven, this is Clem Fandango.
Can you hear me?Copy !req
37. Yes, unfortunately.Copy !req
38. I'm afraid the air-con in the
vocal booth broke down last night.Copy !req
39. Oh! Means it's 27 degrees hotter
in there than it is in here.Copy !req
40. Oh, God!Copy !req
41. Also bad timing, I'm afraid,
Steven, it's the hottest dayCopy !req
42. there's ever been in LA.
Oh, for God's sake!Copy !req
43. Don't you just love it?Copy !req
44. No. All right, let's crack on.Copy !req
45. The quicker we finish this, the
sooner I can get out of this oven.Copy !req
46. OK, Steven, pepper spray,
take one.Copy !req
47. Fed up with people
knocking at your door?Copy !req
48. Well, one sharp burst of Corden's
pepper spray will make anyoneCopy !req
49. think twice about ringing your bell.Copy !req
50. Corden's criminal deterrents -
America's favourite pepper spray.Copy !req
51. Perfect. That was great, Steven,
real swell.Copy !req
52. We'll shoot that over to the client,
see what gives.Copy !req
53. What is this snake oil?Copy !req
54. Corden's pepper spray.Copy !req
55. Huh.Copy !req
56. Wonder what could have caused that.
Must be the heat.Copy !req
57. Mm.Copy !req
58. Get... me... out.Copy !req
59. What am I doing here?Copy !req
60. Look at Russ Nightlife.
Who is he?Copy !req
61. He's a grown man doing a jigsaw
puzzle like some geriatricCopy !req
62. in a care home.
Definitely an odd fish.Copy !req
63. And I should know.Copy !req
64. I've swum with a few in MY time.Copy !req
65. What a loser. I hope I never end up
like that - sad, lonely,Copy !req
66. without hope, pathetically
assembling a ludicrous jigsawCopy !req
67. just to pass the endless hours.Copy !req
68. You know,
I could read your thoughts.Copy !req
69. What? You're thinking about sex.Copy !req
70. I'm not, actually.
I'm meeting a friend tonight.Copy !req
71. I was thinking
about booking a restaurant.Copy !req
72. A friend?
Yes.Copy !req
73. What, like a lady friend?Copy !req
74. Yes.Copy !req
75. Well, I'm telling you now,
don't ever bring her back here,Copy !req
76. I can't have anyone just sniffing
around the joint, all right?Copy !req
77. All right.Copy !req
78. Are you planning
to have sex with her?Copy !req
79. What? The thought of you having sex
under my roof disgusts me.Copy !req
80. It's a stupid question anyway.
I mean, look at you.Copy !req
81. I beg your pardon?
If you do have sex with her,Copy !req
82. I want you to inject yourself
with a millilitre of this.Copy !req
83. Do what?Copy !req
84. It doesn't hurt. Look.Copy !req
85. Ugh! Aghhh!Copy !req
86. What the hell?Copy !req
87. Jesus Christ, man!Copy !req
88. Toast, I'm joking.Copy !req
89. Oh, you need to lighten up a little,
man.Copy !req
90. Oh!Copy !req
91. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
92. Easing it in... slowly.Copy !req
93. And now a persistent rhythmic
movement.Copy !req
94. Oh, yes.Copy !req
95. In an accelerating motion.Copy !req
96. Oh, God.Copy !req
97. Quickly followed
by a... rapid emission.Copy !req
98. Good God!Copy !req
99. Oh!Copy !req
100. The act was completed in
pretty much the same time periodCopy !req
101. as the previous procedureCopy !req
102. last Tuesday,
3 minutes and 28 seconds.Copy !req
103. It's all a bit...Copy !req
104. A bit what?
A bit clinical, isn't it?Copy !req
105. But I am a clinical sexologist.Copy !req
106. Yeah, but do you need to make notes
while we're actually making love?Copy !req
107. Oh, yes. It's very important
to make notes during the procedureCopy !req
108. rather than having to rely
on memory.Copy !req
109. And even the word "procedure" -
it's not very romantic, is it?Copy !req
110. "Romantic" is not a word
easily defined in scientific terms.Copy !req
111. This IS a relationship, isn't it?
Just to be clear.Copy !req
112. Oh, yes.Copy !req
113. I draw a very clear distinction
between sex with youCopy !req
114. and sex with people I'm sleeping
with for research purposes.Copy !req
115. Glad to hear it.Copy !req
116. Except, in this case, when it kills
two birds with one stone,Copy !req
117. as you Brits like to say.Copy !req
118. Shepherd, there's another man
in bed with us.Copy !req
119. Yes, he's a fellow professor
accompanying me on field work.Copy !req
120. Does he have to be here?Copy !req
121. Professor Map? Yes. Yes, he does.Copy !req
122. Right.Copy !req
123. It's rather taken me by surprise
seeing him in bed here with us.Copy !req
124. Very well. Professor Map...Copy !req
125. Wurde es Ihnen etwas ausmachen,
uns bitte zu verlassen?Copy !req
126. It's only 11.30.
What say we go for a walk?Copy !req
127. We can stop at a cafe.Copy !req
128. You fancy a cappuccino bianco
in the shade?Copy !req
129. Or maybe a cocktail at high noon?Copy !req
130. I can't.Copy !req
131. I have to go
and have sex with someone else.Copy !req
132. How many other men are you having
sex with on this project?Copy !req
133. Oh, I would say somewhere in the...Copy !req
134. Oh! Goddamn it!Copy !req
135. I really have to get these
organised.Copy !req
136. What are they?
Score cards.Copy !req
137. You give scores for performance?Copy !req
138. I'm guessing I'd be
in the higher points bracket.Copy !req
139. Oh, I haven't filled out
your score card yet, Toast.Copy !req
140. I only do that when I've completed
a full assessmentCopy !req
141. of the participants' performance.Copy !req
142. Yeah, but I'm guessing I'd be
pretty up there, wouldn't you say?Copy !req
143. I'm sorry, Toast.
That's confidential information.Copy !req
144. Oh-ho-ha!Copy !req
145. I really need to get
this shit together.Copy !req
146. Maybe my daughter could do it.Copy !req
147. I must admit,
I'm very fond of you, Shepherd,Copy !req
148. so it's only natural
that I should be slightly jealous,Copy !req
149. seeing as you're sleeping with
literally dozens, if not hundreds,Copy !req
150. of other men, including me.Copy !req
151. But as long as I know
that I'm the special one,Copy !req
152. then I'm absolutely...Copy !req
153. .. fine with it.
You sure you're fine with it?Copy !req
154. Sounds a little goddamn weird to me.Copy !req
155. You couldn't be more wrong,
Hooberman.Copy !req
156. She's a professional psychologist,Copy !req
157. perfectly capable of distinguishing
between business and pleasure.Copy !req
158. They're business, I'm pleasure.Copy !req
159. Who's that fella?Copy !req
160. Sonny-Sam Dysco, they say he's going
to be the next goddamn big thing.Copy !req
161. He's got a whole billboard
to himself.Copy !req
162. Wouldn't mind a slice
of that action myself.Copy !req
163. Anything juicy coming up for me?Copy !req
164. How would you like to play
another butler?Copy !req
165. I'd hate that.Copy !req
166. Weech Beacon needs a butler.Copy !req
167. He's about to make a huge
goddamn movie,Copy !req
168. so the dollars will be a plenty,
Daddy-o.Copy !req
169. Weech Beacon?Copy !req
170. Weech Beacon, talented director,
also a major league asshole.Copy !req
171. I've never heard of that league.
Sounds prestigious.Copy !req
172. Well, if he likes the look of you,Copy !req
173. he'll probably offer you the job
on the spot.Copy !req
174. He's pretty impulsive that way.
You want to meet him?Copy !req
175. Well, if the dollars are plenty,
Mummy-o, why not?Copy !req
176. I'll text him.Copy !req
177. He's probably at The Dive.
He hangs out there all the time.Copy !req
178. The Dive? They tell me
it's the hippest bar in townCopy !req
179. but, hell, my ass is as old as time,
so what would I goddamn know?Copy !req
180. Oh, we're pretty damn close.
I'll text him now.Copy !req
181. Asshole!Copy !req
182. Like I said, Red's on board.
Are you sure?Copy !req
183. He might even bring Jen with him.
Who knows? Sure?Copy !req
184. Relax, baby.Copy !req
185. The chicken's in the basket, huh?Copy !req
186. Chicken's in the basket.Copy !req
187. Are you Toast?
I'm Steven Toast. Good afternoon.Copy !req
188. You came in costume. I like that.Copy !req
189. I'm Weech Beacon, and this is
my producer, Ben Egyptian.Copy !req
190. Hi, Steven.Copy !req
191. I got to go.
See you later, Ben.Copy !req
192. Hey, sit.Copy !req
193. All right.
Yeah, Ben couldn't stay.Copy !req
194. He's gotta go square things
with his daughter.Copy !req
195. It's the 16th time
he's missed her birthday.Copy !req
196. Yeah.Copy !req
197. Jesus.Copy !req
198. You know what?
You look exactly like a waiter,Copy !req
199. but also exactly like a butler.Copy !req
200. Yeah, you'll be perfect.Copy !req
201. I'm just going to tell Brad.Copy !req
202. That's all very good.Copy !req
203. Sorry,
I've drunk rather a lot of water,Copy !req
204. so I'll need to use the men's room.
Do you know where it's located?Copy !req
205. What, that?
Yeah.Copy !req
206. Really? What?Copy !req
207. Must have drunk a gallon of water.
Is it always this hot?Copy !req
208. Actually...Copy !req
209. Oh, damn.Copy !req
210. That chilli went
straight through me.Copy !req
211. Whoa!Copy !req
212. Goddamn chilli.
Good God.Copy !req
213. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
214. Oh!Copy !req
215. You say the line, "May I offer you
some wine, Herr Shimmerman?"Copy !req
216. "Shimmerman." And then hand
the glass to him from the tray.Copy !req
217. OK, doesn't sound too difficult.Copy !req
218. Hey, this is a crucial scene,Copy !req
219. and I'm planning to do it all
in one ten-minute take.Copy !req
220. There'll be a long tracking shot.Copy !req
221. I'm using 2,000 extras, dancing
girls, and well over 1,000 horses,Copy !req
222. and then everything will focus
on you,Copy !req
223. and the shot will probably cost
about $3 million,Copy !req
224. so, yeah,
you better not screw it up.Copy !req
225. Well, no pressure, then.Copy !req
226. Shit.
Oh, dear.Copy !req
227. No. LOTS of pressure.Copy !req
228. I know, I was just being sarcastic.Copy !req
229. You were being what? Sarcastic.Copy !req
230. Well, that's a British thing,
sarcasm.Copy !req
231. We don't do that here in LA, OK?Copy !req
232. Say the goddamn line!Copy !req
233. May I offer you some wine,Copy !req
234. Mr Shimmershine?Copy !req
235. Shimmerman! Shimmerman.Copy !req
236. Jesus.
Sorry, I just got the name wrong.Copy !req
237. Would you mind if I took that again?Copy !req
238. I could have offered this role
to any slack Jack Harris in town.Copy !req
239. Harris? But you got the part
because you look like a butler.Copy !req
240. And remember, this set-up
is going to cost $3 million.Copy !req
241. Right.Copy !req
242. Don't fuck it up, buddy.Copy !req
243. Understood.Copy !req
244. Yeah, it better be.Copy !req
245. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
246. Look at you, you dirty dog.Copy !req
247. Have you been a naughty mongrel?Copy !req
248. What's that?Copy !req
249. Good grief.Copy !req
250. I wondered where that went.Copy !req
251. You nasty, thieving mutt.Copy !req
252. Someone's getting punished now.Copy !req
253. Severely punished.Copy !req
254. Has anyone ever told you that
you actually do look like a dog?Copy !req
255. Yes. Some people have remarked on it
before.Copy !req
256. Shut up, Dogface!Copy !req
257. Shepherd, I'm not sure
this S&M stuff is for me.Copy !req
258. Are you serious?Copy !req
259. We haven't even introduced
the man in the mask yet.Copy !req
260. Who?Copy !req
261. I auditioned a lot of people
to help me out with our little game.Copy !req
262. You want to see this guy.
He has no inhibitions whatsoever.Copy !req
263. Jesus.
Man in the mask, enter.Copy !req
264. I'm ready to be your slave,
O Mistress.Copy !req
265. Hang about.
Huh?Copy !req
266. Ed?Copy !req
267. Toast!Copy !req
268. How are you finding LA?Copy !req
269. What the hell are you doing here,
Ed?Copy !req
270. I was visiting friends and happened
to see an advertisementCopy !req
271. in a local cafe.
What the hell is going on?Copy !req
272. Do you two know each other?Copy !req
273. Yes, we used to be housemates
in London.Copy !req
274. I was going to look you up, Toast,Copy !req
275. but I wasn't expecting to meet you
like this.Copy !req
276. Can't say I'm surprised.Copy !req
277. Could never resist a kinky knees-up,
could you, Ed?Copy !req
278. A kinky knees-up?Copy !req
279. Oh, I like the sound of that.Copy !req
280. So, since we're all here,
let's get down to business.Copy !req
281. Starting on Toast,
is that right, mistress?Copy !req
282. Are you ready, man in the mask?Copy !req
283. Oh, yes.Copy !req
284. Then, if it's OK, me next.Copy !req
285. Shit.Copy !req
286. How was your day?Copy !req
287. Well, apart from my
sexually-liberated girlfriendCopy !req
288. who insisted on stringing me up
and whipping meCopy !req
289. in front of my old roommate from
London who was dressed in rubber,Copy !req
290. I'd say pretty ordinary.Copy !req
291. It is hard in LA
to find your footing,Copy !req
292. but at least you have
this other acting job.Copy !req
293. What's your line again?Copy !req
294. Oh.Copy !req
295. "May I offer you some wine,
Herr Shimmer... ton?"Copy !req
296. Herr Shimmerson.Copy !req
297. Shimmergroove.Copy !req
298. Herr... Shimmerguff.Copy !req
299. Herr Shimmertree.Copy !req
300. Herr Shimmerblue.Copy !req
301. Herr Shimmerfoot.Copy !req
302. Herr Shimmersquare.Copy !req
303. Herr Shimmerhair.Copy !req
304. Hello, my name is Liberty.
Are you Sandwich?Copy !req
305. What?Copy !req
306. No, not Sandwich, Toast.Copy !req
307. Toast! I'm so sorry.
Mr Toast, not Mr Sandwich.Copy !req
308. Mr Toast, I'm afraid I'm going
to need to take that chair, sir.Copy !req
309. What, this chair?Copy !req
310. That chair, yes.Copy !req
311. The director has asked me to get him
a chair,Copy !req
312. but as soon as I find another one,
Mr Toast,Copy !req
313. I'll bring it straight over here.Copy !req
314. Oh, he's also asked
you don't move from this spot,Copy !req
315. otherwise you could be in shot.Copy !req
316. Jesus Christ, if...Copy !req
317. Bloody hell, you could have
killed me, you dozy bastard.Copy !req
318. What?Copy !req
319. What the hell did he call us?
Fucking loser.Copy !req
320. So, there you go. One trumpet.Copy !req
321. I didn't ask for a trumpet.Copy !req
322. Oh, wait. You wanted a chair.Copy !req
323. A chair? Yes.
Unless you want me to sit on that.Copy !req
324. I'm so sorry, Mr Toast.Copy !req
325. This is my first day.Copy !req
326. Who ordered the trumpet?Copy !req
327. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
328. You might want to get rid of this
before someone falls arse over tit.Copy !req
329. Absolutely.Copy !req
330. Toast! Get your ass over here!Copy !req
331. I can't tell you how important it is
that you don't mess up this shot.Copy !req
332. It's going to be a ten-minute
one-shot take.Copy !req
333. At the end of it, you walk in,
say your line.Copy !req
334. You know your line, right?Copy !req
335. Yeah. "May I offer you some wine,
Herr Shimmershoo?"Copy !req
336. Shimmerman! Jesus Christ!Copy !req
337. Sorry. Do I look like
the cream cheese fairy, huh?Copy !req
338. I don't know.
I don't know who that is.Copy !req
339. Am I a chicken in a basket?Copy !req
340. Again, I'm not sure.Copy !req
341. This set-up costs $3 million.Copy !req
342. How much did it cost?Copy !req
343. Three million.Copy !req
344. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
345. So you'd better get it right, baby.
One chance.Copy !req
346. How many chances?Copy !req
347. One.Copy !req
348. OK, everybody ready.Copy !req
349. Positions, please.Copy !req
350. Hey!Copy !req
351. Fucking...Copy !req
352. May I offer you some wine,
Herr Shimmelshine?Copy !req
353. Whoa!Copy !req
354. Damn it!Copy !req
355. What?Copy !req
356. How do you think that scene went
just now?Copy !req
357. Not great, to be honest.Copy !req
358. I tripped on a skateboard
and buggered up my line.Copy !req
359. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
360. Forgive me,
my memory's a little hazy,Copy !req
361. but at any point did I tell you
it was absolutely crucialCopy !req
362. that you got your shit together,
because if you didn't,Copy !req
363. you could totally fuck up a shot
that cost $3 million?Copy !req
364. You... You remember that?Copy !req
365. Yeah, I remember.Copy !req
366. OK, Steven Toast...Copy !req
367. .. what do you think we should do
now?Copy !req
368. I don't know, er,Copy !req
369. reset and shoot the scene again?Copy !req
370. OK, I see what we got here.Copy !req
371. Take off your pants.
I beg your pardon?Copy !req
372. Take them down
and bend over the table.Copy !req
373. What the...?
Now!Copy !req
374. Hey, Ben. Hey, Weech. Just in time.Copy !req
375. You want a piece of the action?Copy !req
376. Is this absolutely necessary?Copy !req
377. Well, it won't bring me
my money back,Copy !req
378. but I'll feel
a whole shitload better about it.Copy !req
379. Grip the desk.Copy !req
380. Hey, Mr Toast, I found you a chair,Copy !req
381. but I'm guessing you're good.Copy !req
382. Moving my right hand
across the lower backCopy !req
383. and down to the buttock area.Copy !req
384. What the hell is going on, Toast?Copy !req
385. Your goddamn ass
feels like a giant cookie.Copy !req
386. Yeah, it's a bit sore down there,
Shepherd. It's starting to burn.Copy !req
387. Maybe I'll have a cold shower.Copy !req
388. That ass has taken
one hell of a beating.Copy !req
389. I thought you said
you weren't into S&M.Copy !req
390. I'm not. The director
I'm working with did it.Copy !req
391. I ruined his shot,
so he thrashed me with his belt.Copy !req
392. Did it in front of his producer
and a young runner.Copy !req
393. Very humiliating, not to mention
highly unprofessional.Copy !req
394. Mm. Urgh.Copy !req
395. You're top class, Shepherd.Copy !req
396. This is the best relationship
I've ever been in.Copy !req
397. I'm so incredibly happy,
I believe I could fly.Copy !req
398. What are you doing, darling?Copy !req
399. Oh, I'm just making
a few final notes on my scorecards.Copy !req
400. Scorecard, you say?Copy !req
401. I'm guessing I'll get a 10,
or maybe a 9.5.Copy !req
402. I have to go. More research.Copy !req
403. All right.Copy !req
404. What's this?Copy !req
405. Weech Beacon?Copy !req
406. What's it say? "Poor performance,
predictable, dull, unexciting.Copy !req
407. "Total, zero out of ten." Brilliant.Copy !req
408. I say, Billy,
how do I post something online?Copy !req
409. You know that bloody director
who shredded my arse?Copy !req
410. Well, I found out something
pretty embarrassing about himCopy !req
411. and I want to put it online
as an act of revenge.Copy !req
412. I can do that for you.Copy !req
413. You can? Mm.Copy !req
414. I must warn you, I'm pretty useless
when it comes to the social mediums.Copy !req
415. Nonos problemos. Let's do it.Copy !req
416. Really? Yeah. Fantastic.Copy !req
417. I'll leave you to it and I'll enjoy
the rest of my pina coladaCopy !req
418. on the terrace.
Okey dokey, Smokey.Copy !req
419. Very much appreciate you helping me,
Billy.Copy !req
420. Happy to do this for you, Toast.
Yes.Copy !req
421. Oh, before I forget, do make sure
my account is anonymous.Copy !req
422. This is the life.Copy !req
423. What's the internet saying about me?Copy !req
424. How cool I am? Yeah.Copy !req
425. Loved my last movie.Copy !req
426. What the...?Copy !req
427. Shit. Shit!Copy !req
428. Jesus Christ, how the hell
did that get there?Copy !req
429. Is that my scorecard, huh?Copy !req
430. "Poor performance, predictable,
dull, unexciting"?Copy !req
431. I mean, whoa, zero out of ten?
Zero out of goddamn ten?Copy !req
432. No, that is not right.
That is not your scorecard.Copy !req
433. What? Well, that is the score card
of a hopeless loserCopy !req
434. I was sleeping with
as research for my book.Copy !req
435. His name is Steven Toast.Copy !req
436. That's the dumb-ass jerk
who just ruined my movie.Copy !req
437. What? I asked Liberty to type up
my scorecards from the notesCopy !req
438. I'd put together. She's obviously
got the names mixed up.Copy !req
439. What a loser.
Yes, he is a zero out of ten loser.Copy !req
440. But you, you, baby,
you are a ten out of ten winner.Copy !req
441. I'm going to find your real
scorecard and post it there.Copy !req
442. Whoa, I'm a ten out of ten?Copy !req
443. You betcha.Copy !req
444. Are you ready to play,
little doggie?Copy !req
445. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
446. Woof!Copy !req
447. And after we have some fun,
I'm going to go get my scorecards.Copy !req
448. Oh, yeah, baby.Copy !req
449. Woof!Copy !req
450. Ah, Shepherd, what a lovely
surprise. Come in.Copy !req
451. I know you posted that stuff
about Weech, Toast.Copy !req
452. No, I didn't.
It was an anonymous account.Copy !req
453. Then, maybe you shouldn't have
posted itCopy !req
454. under the name of "Steven Toast,
specialises in playing butlers".Copy !req
455. Right, OK.Copy !req
456. But we are still in a relationship,
aren't we, you and I?Copy !req
457. Scorecards.Copy !req
458. He's not a happy bunny, Toast.
You screwed up his whole movie,Copy !req
459. and then you went on
the social mediaCopy !req
460. saying he couldn't cut it
in the sack.Copy !req
461. Yeah, and also he gave my arse
a severe thrashingCopy !req
462. and stole my ladyfriend.Copy !req
463. Hopefully that'll be the end of it.Copy !req
464. Oh, God.Copy !req
465. No!Copy !req
466. This Hollywood Reporter magazine,Copy !req
467. now, I'm guessing it's a niche
publication that nobody reads.Copy !req
468. Would I be right?Copy !req
469. Wrong? It's read by everyone
in Hollywood.Copy !req
470. Absolutely everyone.Copy !req
471. Even people who never read anything
read it.Copy !req
472. God!Copy !req
473. Hey, you want to try to fit
a piece into my Tricky DickCopy !req
474. jigsaw puzzle?
Jigsaw?Copy !req
475. Yeah, might take your mind
off of things.Copy !req
476. Doesn't fit.Copy !req
477. Aw, doesn't fit?Copy !req
478. Bad luck, loser.Copy !req
479. I'm so sorry I used your name
on the account.Copy !req
480. I didn't know
you wanted to be anonymous.Copy !req
481. It's not your fault.Copy !req
482. I should have supervised
my own caper.Copy !req
483. Poor you. Are you OK?Copy !req
484. You might have to remove that hand.Copy !req
485. I'm not used to people
being nice to me.Copy !req