1. Toast. How are you
finding Uncle Sam?Copy !req
2. Who?Copy !req
3. Uncle Sam. The old US of A.Copy !req
4. It's exactly as I expected.Copy !req
5. Well, you know what they say.Copy !req
6. Sorry, who is this?Copy !req
7. It's Ed.
Calling collect from England.Copy !req
8. You haven't forgotten me already,
old chap? Oh, yes. Sorry, Ed.Copy !req
9. Found anywhere to stay?Copy !req
10. Listen, guess who's landed a role
in the latest Star Wars movie.Copy !req
11. I'll give you a clue.Copy !req
12. Not only is he a great actor,Copy !req
13. but also a good friend of yours.Copy !req
14. Hopkins?Copy !req
15. No.
Ian McKellen?Copy !req
16. No.
Tom Conti?Copy !req
17. No!Copy !req
18. Wow, you've stumped me there, Toast.Copy !req
19. Not only is he a fantastic actor,
but also a great friend of yours.Copy !req
20. Patrick Stewart?Copy !req
21. No! Fucking hell, Ed, it's me.Copy !req
22. Ah.Copy !req
23. Found anywhere to stay yet?Copy !req
24. Well, Ed, as luck would have it,
I sat next to this chap,Copy !req
25. Russ Nightlife, on the plane.Copy !req
26. He reckoned he needed the rent,
so he give me his address.Copy !req
27. That's a stroke of luck.Copy !req
28. Strange thing is, he disappeared
halfway through the flight.Copy !req
29. I didn't even see him
get off the plane.Copy !req
30. That's odd. Have you reported
this to the police?Copy !req
31. To the LAPD?Copy !req
32. To the FBI?Copy !req
33. Calm down, Ed, I think someone might
have watched too much of The Quincy.Copy !req
34. So how are you enjoying
the climate, Toast?Copy !req
35. Is it always this hot?Copy !req
36. You've got some mail.
Really? What is it?Copy !req
37. It's just a postcard.
Not worth forwarding on.Copy !req
38. Well, who's it from?Copy !req
39. It's from Greta Thunberg.Copy !req
40. She must know you're
a climate sceptic.Copy !req
41. Well, with this heat, I'm beginning
to think Greta has a fair point.Copy !req
42. Look, I can't talk to you any
longer, I'd better get backCopy !req
43. to the apartment
to see Russ Nightlife.Copy !req
44. All the best.Copy !req
45. I say, waiter!Copy !req
46. Is it always this hot?Copy !req
47. My previous roommate was in
the apartment for six months.Copy !req
48. He died. Kounis syndrome.Copy !req
49. Poor Kounis.Copy !req
50. That wasn't his name.
It's the disease he died of.Copy !req
51. Oh, sorry, I thought
it was his name.Copy !req
52. No, his name was Razzmatazz.
Hercule Razzmatazz.Copy !req
53. Thanks for letting me stay, Russ.Copy !req
54. You've done me a huge favour.Copy !req
55. Did I mention I've got a large part
in the new Star Wars movie?Copy !req
56. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
57. Out of interest,Copy !req
58. why did you disappear
halfway through the flight?Copy !req
59. One minute we were chatting...
OK, Toast, I'll level with you.Copy !req
60. I don't have many rules
or regs here,Copy !req
61. but I've got to insist that my
roommates be respectable and neat.Copy !req
62. You got that?Copy !req
63. Understood.Copy !req
64. I also don't want you bringing back
any Goddamn hook-ups.Copy !req
65. Hook-ups?Copy !req
66. That's right.Copy !req
67. I'm not up to speed
on your situation,Copy !req
68. but looking at you, I'm guessing
that you're a single guy.Copy !req
69. I don't mean to smash
your action,Copy !req
70. but I've got to keep it clean.Copy !req
71. I can't have any strangers
in this apartment snooping around.Copy !req
72. So no strangers, no snooping,
and no Goddamn hook-ups.Copy !req
73. Fair enough.Copy !req
74. Erm, I'll use a motel.Copy !req
75. Anyhoo, here's the key.Copy !req
76. What?Copy !req
77. I'm just fooling around.
That's a joke key.Copy !req
78. Oh!Copy !req
79. We don't use a key any more,
we use a code.Copy !req
80. Will you remember that?
No!Copy !req
81. I'm going to text it to you.Copy !req
82. All right, I just sent you the code.Copy !req
83. I need you to memorise it and then
immediately delete itCopy !req
84. from your cell. Capisce?
Capisce.Copy !req
85. Ah, I need to take this.Copy !req
86. Has he not answered yet, India?Copy !req
87. Ugh, no point in getting
him to call me back,Copy !req
88. because he's as tight
as a duck's arse,Copy !req
89. and they're watertight. Ha!Copy !req
90. Is that right, Jane?Copy !req
91. I'm guessing you have
tremendous news.Copy !req
92. I have tremendous news.Copy !req
93. Which is?Copy !req
94. Ray Sober is dead.Copy !req
95. What?Copy !req
96. Ray Sober is dead.
Ray Sober?Copy !req
97. Yes, you remember him,
Ray Sober, the actor.Copy !req
98. You hated him.Copy !req
99. Oh, Ray Sober, yeah.Copy !req
100. He was that prick that sent me off
to fetch him a skyhookCopy !req
101. and some tartan paint
on my first job.Copy !req
102. Ha! The classic fool's errand.Copy !req
103. Well, I'm glad he's dead, but why
is that tremendous news, Jane?Copy !req
104. Well, Ray Sober was about to star
in a major film over there,Copy !req
105. but now, because he's dead,
they fear he won't turn up,Copy !req
106. so I reckon you're a shoo-in
for the role.Copy !req
107. And apparently, it's going to be the
biggest rom com film of all time.Copy !req
108. Rom com?Copy !req
109. Do you mean Romley Compton,
the actor?Copy !req
110. I didn't even know he was in films.Copy !req
111. No, not Romley Compton the actor,
rom com.Copy !req
112. It's short for romantic comedy,
like Love ActuallyCopy !req
113. or The Four Weddings
And The Funeral.Copy !req
114. I haven't heard
of either of those.Copy !req
115. Hang on a second, so I will be
starring in the biggestCopy !req
116. science fiction film of all time,Copy !req
117. and the biggest rom com film
of all time?Copy !req
118. Isn't it amazing?Copy !req
119. The biggest science fiction film
of all timeCopy !req
120. and the biggest rom com film
of all time.Copy !req
121. You'll make $1 billion.Copy !req
122. $1 billion? Well, I'll take
a pinch of that shit.Copy !req
123. Ha!Copy !req
124. As long as I'm not
playing the butler.Copy !req
125. What?
Brits in Hollywood.Copy !req
126. They're always playing butlers,
and if not butlers, murderers.Copy !req
127. No, no, you won't be
playing the butler.Copy !req
128. Well, what's the plan?
Do you remember Brooke Hooberman?Copy !req
129. Yes, I remember.Copy !req
130. She handles all the Brits
over there.Copy !req
131. I'll text you her number.
Call her pronto.Copy !req
132. Is it always this hot, Pronto?Copy !req
133. Why are you calling me Pronto?Copy !req
134. I don't know.Copy !req
135. Jane said to call you that.
Is it a nickname or something?Copy !req
136. No, don't call me Pronto.Copy !req
137. My name is Brooke Hooberman.Copy !req
138. May I ask,
is this your permanent office?Copy !req
139. It seems to be a car.Copy !req
140. I love British actors.Copy !req
141. I've handled them over here
for Goddamn years.Copy !req
142. Peter O'Toole, love him.Copy !req
143. Larry Olivier, Ollie Reed,
all great guys.Copy !req
144. Are they doing OK?Copy !req
145. Well, I hate to be the bearer
of bad news, but...Copy !req
146. Ray Sober is dead.Copy !req
147. Poor bastard can't do the movie now,
he's dead.Copy !req
148. Jane recommended you, and the
director took a look at your reel -Copy !req
149. he thinks you're the Goddamn guy.Copy !req
150. You got a bit of time
before the Star Wars movie, right?Copy !req
151. You mean the biggest science fiction
movie of all time?Copy !req
152. Yeah, anyway, the director
is Dwight Difference.Copy !req
153. I'll arrange a Zoom call with him.Copy !req
154. All right. Well, as long as
I'm not playing the butler.Copy !req
155. What?Copy !req
156. You know, British actors,
always playing the butlerCopy !req
157. or the murderer.Copy !req
158. It is the butler.
You'll be playing the butler.Copy !req
159. Right.Copy !req
160. But the butler turns out
to be the murderer,Copy !req
161. so you're playing the butler
AND the murderer.Copy !req
162. I thought it was a rom com.Copy !req
163. A what?Copy !req
164. Dwight signed up a real A-lister
to play the lead.Copy !req
165. This guy wants to meet you before
they officially offer you the part.Copy !req
166. Who is this A-lister?Copy !req
167. Ah, Dwight's keeping shtoom,
but he's big.Copy !req
168. Oh, I need you to do me
a Goddamn favour.Copy !req
169. What?Copy !req
170. Are you friends with David Bowie?Copy !req
171. What?Copy !req
172. Well, you're from London,
you must know David.Copy !req
173. I have something belonging to him.Copy !req
174. You know the suit he wore
in the 1983 Serious Moonlight tour?Copy !req
175. No.Copy !req
176. Well, it's in that suitcase
next to you.Copy !req
177. He left it here years ago,
and then he never collected it.Copy !req
178. Could you give that back to him
next time you see him in London?Copy !req
179. Well, again, I hate to be the bearer
of bad news, Brooke, but...Copy !req
180. Could you do that for me, Toast?Copy !req
181. I've got to meet my next actress.Copy !req
182. Right.Copy !req
183. You've got to get out,
I've got to meet my next girl.Copy !req
184. Oh, right, OK.Copy !req
185. Ah, Natasia, great news
about the vampire comedy, huh?Copy !req
186. Hey.Copy !req
187. Didn't mean to barge in.Copy !req
188. Wasn't sure where you were.Copy !req
189. Well, you can see me
through the glass.Copy !req
190. Could you get that?
Get what?Copy !req
191. It's Billy.
Could you just buzz her in?Copy !req
192. Who's Billy? What time is it?Copy !req
193. It's 6.00am.Copy !req
194. What?Copy !req
195. Hello?Copy !req
196. Yeah, I'm letting you in.Copy !req
197. What?Copy !req
198. Who is she?Copy !req
199. What?
Who is that woman?Copy !req
200. Hold on a second.Copy !req
201. What were you saying?Copy !req
202. Who is that lady?Copy !req
203. That's Billy. She helps me out.Copy !req
204. Billy, can I have a can of soda?Copy !req
205. What do you think of that?Copy !req
206. Shit!Copy !req
207. Did you ever do that
at immigration?Copy !req
208. No, but as an actor, I've found it
useful for both comedy and drama.Copy !req
209. Ah. My agent, checking in.Copy !req
210. Your agent?Copy !req
211. You with the FBI?Copy !req
212. No, my acting agent.Copy !req
213. Oh!Copy !req
214. I'm just going to go lie down.Copy !req
215. He's in a funny mood.Copy !req
216. But hey, guess he's always in
a funny mood.Copy !req
217. You speak English?
Yeah!Copy !req
218. Just not in front
of Russ Nightlife.Copy !req
219. It's easier that way.
He's not the kind of personCopy !req
220. you want to get into a long
conversation with.Copy !req
221. It's best if he thinks
I don't speak English.Copy !req
222. Yeah, he is very odd.
Yeah.Copy !req
223. He rarely leaves this apartment.Copy !req
224. And don't provoke him,
because he'll get frightenedCopy !req
225. and he'll try to fight you.Copy !req
226. You know that whole
fight or flight responseCopy !req
227. to a tense situation?
Yes.Copy !req
228. What would you do?Copy !req
229. Well, it would depend
on the situation.Copy !req
230. Yeah, he is VERY odd.
Mm.Copy !req
231. Hey, you know what? I've got to go
Zoom with this British guy,Copy !req
232. so I'll call you back, all right?Copy !req
233. Holy Moley!Copy !req
234. Holy mackerel.Copy !req
235. Oh, my God, Catherine, if you could
see what I'm looking at right now.Copy !req
236. He looks like he's calling
from jail.Copy !req
237. He looks like a sex nuisance.Copy !req
238. Erm, hello there. Just so you know,
you're not muted.Copy !req
239. Shit. Hey, Catherine,
I'm going to call you back.Copy !req
240. I am so sorry.Copy !req
241. It's OK.
I am incredibly mortified.Copy !req
242. I am so sorry.
No. Forget it.Copy !req
243. I'm Steven Toast, and I'm assuming
you're Dwight Difference.Copy !req
244. I am Dwight Difference, and I am
very excited about the possibilityCopy !req
245. of us working together.Copy !req
246. I met with Brooke Hooberman,
who suggested I get in touchCopy !req
247. with you regarding
your new motion picture.Copy !req
248. Now, when you mentioned my name,
did she sort of mumbleCopy !req
249. under her breath,
like kind of a growl?Copy !req
250. Now you bring it up,
I think she did.Copy !req
251. You know, I've got to tell you,
I love your accent.Copy !req
252. I love it.
Can you say something else?Copy !req
253. Something else.Copy !req
254. You know, I love that.Copy !req
255. You know Shakespeare?Copy !req
256. Let me hear some Shakespeare.
Yeah.Copy !req
257. "Drink provokes the desire
but takes away the performance."Copy !req
258. That's from Macbeth.Copy !req
259. Is that Shakespeare?Copy !req
260. Yes, it is.Copy !req
261. Is he English?
Yes, he was.Copy !req
262. Did not know that.Copy !req
263. That is so cool.Copy !req
264. You know something?
You're going to be great in my film.Copy !req
265. Not to mention the fact that we have
a major star playing the lead.Copy !req
266. Really? Who is it?Copy !req
267. I bet you want to know.Copy !req
268. I got to tell you this,
he's British, just like you,Copy !req
269. and he's a little reclusive,Copy !req
270. so he wants to meet you before
I offer you the part.Copy !req
271. It's a formality, but everything's
going to be all right, OK?Copy !req
272. It's going to be beautiful.Copy !req
273. Did I mention I'm starring
in the new Star Wars movie?Copy !req
274. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
275. All right, so I've got to go.Copy !req
276. I will see you at the Canyon Cafe,
4.00 this afternoon.Copy !req
277. Say it after me.Copy !req
278. Canyon Cafe, 4.00. I'll be there.Copy !req
279. I love that accent.Copy !req
280. Oh, by the way, remember to wear
some tennis shorts.Copy !req
281. Tennis shorts?Copy !req
282. Jim!Copy !req
283. Hey, Steven.Copy !req
284. Nice shorts, man.Copy !req
285. I thought you were in Paris.Copy !req
286. How's Jane?Copy !req
287. Jane's good, yeah.
I'm glad I saw you, hold on.Copy !req
288. I'll just give you my...Copy !req
289. What the f...?Copy !req
290. Hey!Copy !req
291. I'm Nina Armenian,
Dwight's assistant.Copy !req
292. All right. Dwight suddenly had to
take a short skiing holiday,Copy !req
293. but I'll be organising things
for you today.Copy !req
294. He what? He had to suddenly
take a skiing holiday.Copy !req
295. He says it's too hot in LA.Copy !req
296. Well, he's right about that.Copy !req
297. When do I get to meet
this major star?Copy !req
298. Our major star is British,
and like a lot of you British guys,Copy !req
299. he's kind of eccentric, you know?Copy !req
300. And he wants you to
do something for him.Copy !req
301. What's that?Copy !req
302. He needs to see your knees.Copy !req
303. He's got this thing about knees.Copy !req
304. Are you serious?Copy !req
305. He says the knees have to look right
and not be too distracting,Copy !req
306. otherwise it's a deal-breaker.Copy !req
307. Well, this is bloody odd.Copy !req
308. Not how I thought I'd get my
first major Hollywood movie role.Copy !req
309. Never a dull moment in
Hollywood, right?Copy !req
310. What?
Follow me, please.Copy !req
311. Is that a two-way mirror?Copy !req
312. Yes! How did you guess?Copy !req
313. He's behind the mirror.Copy !req
314. Yeah, I thought so.Copy !req
315. This is going so great.Copy !req
316. He's now asked if you could turn
and stand in profile.Copy !req
317. Bit kinky, all this, isn't it?Copy !req
318. Wouldn't be surprised if it was
Mark Rylance behind the mirror.Copy !req
319. I know he's into this
kind of rumshenanigan.Copy !req
320. He says he's very grateful.Copy !req
321. I bet he is.Copy !req
322. When do I get to meet him?Copy !req
323. Not just yet.Copy !req
324. He says he doesn't feel quite ready.
He's sure you understand.Copy !req
325. Understand what?Copy !req
326. Makes me wonder what kind of crazy
shit he'll get up to on set.Copy !req
327. Oh, great,
he's got everything he needs.Copy !req
328. He says you can go now.Copy !req
329. The whole thing was very odd indeed.Copy !req
330. Russ, can I ask you
a personal question?Copy !req
331. Due to our situation,
it could be relevant.Copy !req
332. What is it?Copy !req
333. Do you have OCD?Copy !req
334. You mean obsessive-compulsive
disorder?Copy !req
335. Yes. Do you have OCD?Copy !req
336. Why do you ask?Copy !req
337. Because you've spelt OCD
with your peas.Copy !req
338. Oh, weird.Copy !req
339. Didn't know I did that,Copy !req
340. but no, I don't have OCD.Copy !req
341. Ah, thanks.Copy !req
342. Hold on, these shrimps,Copy !req
343. are they definitely dead?Copy !req
344. Billy, did you get these
from the usual fish place?Copy !req
345. Yeah, but are they definitely dead?Copy !req
346. I thought I saw some movement,
a sign of life.Copy !req
347. Well, they look pretty dead to me.Copy !req
348. Well, how do you know?Copy !req
349. Billy, did you get any
documentation certifyingCopy !req
350. that they're definitely dead?Copy !req
351. What did she say?Copy !req
352. She said they were caught in Alaska,
so she's guessingCopy !req
353. there's a fair chance
they didn't survive the journey.Copy !req
354. Toast!Copy !req
355. I don't think you appreciate
how serious I am about this.Copy !req
356. Jesus, this guy looks like a dog.Copy !req
357. That Goddamn white streak
makes him look like an asshole.Copy !req
358. He looks like a fucking asshole,
like skunkhead.Copy !req
359. Maybe he's in the witness
protection programme, I don't know.Copy !req
360. Maybe he's going through something.
Just so you know, you're not muted.Copy !req
361. Fuck me.Copy !req
362. All right, I've got to go. Bye.Copy !req
363. I am so sorry.Copy !req
364. I am terribly, terribly sorry.Copy !req
365. You know, I'm juggling my cellphone,
I've got the iPad...Copy !req
366. It's OK.Copy !req
367. These things, they happen.Copy !req
368. Now, listen, Toast,
I'm so glad you called.Copy !req
369. He wants to meet you.
Who does?Copy !req
370. "Who does?" Our Goddamn star,
that's who, our A-lister.Copy !req
371. He is ready to say hello personally.Copy !req
372. Yesterday's knee thing went
so great, and now he thinksCopy !req
373. it's time to, you know, finally meet
face-to-face.Copy !req
374. Great. When's it happening?Copy !req
375. Tomorrow. I'm hosting a big
Hollywood party.Copy !req
376. It's a fancy dress party,Copy !req
377. a David Bowie-themed fancy
dress party.Copy !req
378. Ooh, I like the sound of that.Copy !req
379. I'm going as Ziggy Stardust.Copy !req
380. Yes, I did think you looked
a little different.Copy !req
381. So that look is gone.Copy !req
382. You can't look like
Ziggy Stardust, OK?Copy !req
383. You need another David Bowie
costume, because as I say,Copy !req
384. Ziggy is gone.Copy !req
385. No Ziggy. Very well.Copy !req
386. This movie's going to be
my best ever, I can smell it.Copy !req
387. Great. I did presume you were
going to be here.Copy !req
388. I'm actually in Alaska.Copy !req
389. It's such a shame I can't meet you
in person, Toast,Copy !req
390. but it won't stop me
from enjoying this party.Copy !req
391. Anyway, our star
is dying to meet you.Copy !req
392. Is he here yet?Copy !req
393. I don't see him there.Copy !req
394. One thing, Toast, you see anybody
else dressed like Ziggy Stardust,Copy !req
395. tell Nina Armenian to throw 'em out,
all right?Copy !req
396. Hello?Copy !req
397. Hi, I'm Paul Rudd, I'm here
for the Dwight Difference party.Copy !req
398. Are you dressed as Ziggy Stardust?Copy !req
399. Yes.Copy !req
400. I'm so sorry, Dwight's already
selected that costume,Copy !req
401. so I'm afraid you're not allowed
to enter the premises.Copy !req
402. Drink, sir?Copy !req
403. Why not?Copy !req
404. I knew David Bowie.Copy !req
405. Charming chap.
Always carried explosives.Copy !req
406. Is it always this hot?Copy !req
407. Are you English?Copy !req
408. Yes. Is it that obvious?
I'm an actor.Copy !req
409. Are you Anthony Hopkins?Copy !req
410. No. He's Welsh.Copy !req
411. I'm actually here because I'm
starring in the new Star Wars movie.Copy !req
412. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
413. What did you say?Copy !req
414. I said make sure you see
the beautiful garden.Copy !req
415. It was actually the first garden
in America, created in 1965.Copy !req
416. You never know
who you might see there.Copy !req
417. I saw Simon Garfunkel once.Copy !req
418. Oh, it's one person?Copy !req
419. For years, I assumed
they were a double act.Copy !req
420. Anyway, you might bump into
a few celebrities out there.Copy !req
421. OK, sounds great.
Do you fancy a stroll?Copy !req
422. Sorry, sir, I'm not allowed
to socialise in any way with guests.Copy !req
423. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.Copy !req
424. Ah, wishing well.Copy !req
425. So it is.Copy !req
426. Ooh!Copy !req
427. I knew very little of science
fiction before I accepted the role,Copy !req
428. so to win this Oscar
is very special.Copy !req
429. Very special indeed.Copy !req
430. Thank you.Copy !req
431. Hello.Copy !req
432. Toast, Toast, snap out of it.Copy !req
433. Toast! Snap out of it!Copy !req
434. Where a...? Where am I?Copy !req
435. What the hell happened, Steven?Copy !req
436. I was attacked by a man in a
David Bowie Ashes To Ashes costume.Copy !req
437. This man?
That's him. That's who attacked me.Copy !req
438. Shit, that's just Daniel
being Daniel.Copy !req
439. Who?
Daniel Day-Lewis, you goof.Copy !req
440. That's who.
He's the A-lister in our movie.Copy !req
441. Daniel Day-Lewis was
the Ashes To Ashes man?Copy !req
442. Yes. He just wanted to say hello.Copy !req
443. Jesus, I think you might have
blown it, Steven.Copy !req
444. I mean, you bit his ear off.Copy !req
445. I what?Copy !req
446. You lost all control, Toast.Copy !req
447. Daniel has gone straight to the
hospital whilst his team searchCopy !req
448. the gardens for his missing ear.Copy !req
449. Really? What the fuck's
the matter with you?Copy !req
450. They've been looking for it
for three hours.Copy !req
451. Do you remember biting it off,
Steven? No.Copy !req
452. I mean, I may have slightly
panicked, you know,Copy !req
453. the fight or flight response
to a tense situation.Copy !req
454. I chose fight.Copy !req
455. Which was the wrong response.Copy !req
456. Yes, in hindsight,
I should have chosen flight.Copy !req
457. Do you think this might affect
our movie?Copy !req
458. Nina, take me inside.Copy !req
459. Yes, Dwight.
No, wait, wait...Copy !req
460. Dumb Limey asshole.Copy !req
461. Should've known not to hire someone
who looks like a pimp from the '70s.Copy !req
462. Apart from the fight
with Daniel Day-Lewis,Copy !req
463. where they claim I bit his ear off,Copy !req
464. I'd say the party
was a huge success.Copy !req
465. The movie's not going ahead.Copy !req
466. Finished.Copy !req
467. You messed up big time, buddy.Copy !req
468. Daniel Day-Lewis has pulled out.
You bit his Goddamn ear off.Copy !req
469. He's gone into retirement.Copy !req
470. He's never going to make a movie
ever again.Copy !req
471. Bit of an overreaction,
wouldn't you say?Copy !req
472. You bit his ear off!Copy !req
473. I've no recollection
of that at all.Copy !req
474. It doesn't matter what you
recollect, you crazy bastard,Copy !req
475. the main thing is the movie
is not happening.Copy !req
476. My son-in-law...Copy !req
477. ..is real pissed.Copy !req
478. Well, thank goodness I still have
the Star Wars movieCopy !req
479. to look forward to.Copy !req
480. Have you seen the state
of David Bowie's costume?Copy !req
481. What the hell
are you going to tell him?Copy !req
482. Tell who?Copy !req
483. OK, here's my next meeting.Copy !req
484. Good God, it's Edward Fox.Copy !req
485. Toast? What the hell
are you doing here in LA?Copy !req
486. I'm starring in the new
Star Wars movie.Copy !req
487. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
488. What's this rumshenanigan
I hear about youCopy !req
489. chomping off Daniel Day-Lewis' ear?Copy !req
490. The poor bugger just
came out of retirement.Copy !req
491. How the hell did you know that?Copy !req
492. Toast, your time with me is over.Copy !req
493. I'm now in a meeting with
Edward Fox.Copy !req
494. Please vacate the vehicle.Copy !req
495. Toodle-pip, Toast.Copy !req
496. Where's Billy?Copy !req
497. Don't worry about Billy.
Billy's going to be fine.Copy !req
498. You just concentrate
on standing still,Copy !req
499. and put that apple on your head.Copy !req
500. You got a problem with that?Copy !req
501. If I'm honest, Russ,Copy !req
502. it's not really the Tinseltown
experience I imagined.Copy !req
503. Just put the apple on your head,
keep the dialogue to a minimum,Copy !req
504. and your head... still.Copy !req
505. All right.Copy !req