'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess 1x9

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Torture enjoys some downtime in her hotel room after a long day on a business trip. Maomao-chan bakes cookies for the very first time. The princess is tortured with tea and cake.

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1. Many moons have passed since the Imperial Army went to war with the Hellhorde.

2. The royal princess, Commander of the Imperial Third Legion,

3. ends up being taken prisoner in the midst of fierce battle.

4. Submitted to all manners of torture day in and day out,

5. she endures these indignities without so much as a peep.

6. She reveals not the secrets of the Royal Empire.

7. Yes, by no means will she speak.

8. The princess does not give in.

9. No, she will never give in!

10. And so, the torture continues today, yet again...

11. Torture is away on a business trip,

12. and with no one in charge, the torture is on break for today.

13. Business trips are always a little tiring.

14. But the moment you change into loungewear at the hotel,

15. and let your body sink into the bed...

16. It makes everything feel worth it.

17. Utter bliss.

18. I feel like I'm going to fall asleep.

19. I should eat something.

20. Usually, I prepare balanced meals for myself.

21. But today's an exception since I'm away on business.

22. This secluded business hotel room is a nice change from my own chamber.

23. It feels like it's okay to let myself go here.

24. Time to eat.

25. First, this ham and cheese burrito.

26. You gently open it...

27. Then place a jumbo sausage inside and wrap it back up.

28. Done!

29. A special ham, cheese, and sausage burrito!

30. Delicious.

31. It may be delicious, but it's not a very refined meal,

32. so it's hard to tell others about it.

33. Next, this cup udon.

34. Lately, I enjoy keeping the lid on for a little longer,

35. so that the noodles end up softer.

36. Now for the fried tofu.

37. The broth that's soaked into the tofu comes pouring out,

38. and it's a delight just to have in my mouth.

39. This tiny egg...

40. It's a mystery how they make it,

41. but it's tasty and goes very well with the broth.

42. I also have some slightly fancy pudding sitting in the fridge today.

43. Perhaps I went a little overboard.

44. I ate too much late night.

45. Let's eat a lot of vegetables for breakfast.

46. No bread or rice, for a healthy—

47. Honey butter rolls, fresh from the oven!

48. I don't have a choice if they're fresh from the oven.

49. What'd you say?

50. His Majesty is injured?

51. Yes...

52. I hear he's received a minor injury to his dominant hand.

53. His Majesty's defensive magic is supposed to nullify all attacks!

54. Ah!

55. That reminds me, yesterday...

56. It was for an instant, but I felt His Majesty's mana!

57. I thought I had imagined it...

58. but was he engaged in combat with someone?

59. Someone who didn't even give him the chance to cast a defensive spell?

60. M-Most likely...

61. Who in the world was His Majesty up against?

62. Yay!

63. Today is your first day as a pâtissière!

64. Let's make cookies!

65. I hope they end up being good.

66. It's your first time.

67. Don't worry about whether they turn out well.

68. The important thing is that you try.

69. Even if you mess up, don't think of it as having failed.

70. It's the first step to success.

71. I want everything to go well the first time around!

72. Bam!

73. That's fair.

74. You'll be just fine.

75. We're here to help you.

76. Indeed.

77. The courage to seek help from others,

78. another necessary virtue.

79. Let's start by putting the butter in the bowl.

80. Then what?

81. We wait about twenty minutes.

82. What?

83. Right now, the butter is still too hard,

84. so we need to wait for it to melt a bit.

85. No way!

86. Geh-heh-heh.

87. Fear not.

88. Fire Magic: Demon's Heat!

89. What?

90. That was His Majesty's mana just now!

91. It's perfectly melted now, thanks to infernal heat.

92. Yay!

93. Thanks, Papa!

94. Time to add the powdered mix and eggs.

95. Maomao-chan, do you know how to break an egg?

96. No, it's still hard for me.

97. I can break them just fine!

98. One-handed, at that!

99. What?

100. With one hand?

101. Geh-heh-heh.

102. It's not a competition.

103. Let me teach you the simplest way.

104. Sure!

105. First, hit the egg against a flat surface.

106. That'll create a circular crack in the egg.

107. Latch onto it with your thumb,

108. then use your index and middle fingers to hold the top end...

109. Now, bend your fingers back!

110. Magic?

111. It's a skill.

112. Okay, now add the mix and beat it good!

113. Then roll it out nice and thin.

114. Let's cut out the shapes!

115. Yay!

116. Geh-heh-heh.

117. It's a teddy bear.

118. Huh?

119. What are you doing?

120. You're not using a cookie cutter?

121. I'm making the biggest cookie in the world!

122. What?

123. What insatiable hunger!

124. She truly is my progeny.

125. No, when it comes to cookies, she's already surpassed me.

126. That's my Maomao-chan!

127. Here, they're done baking!

128. Yay!

129. Lemme see!

130. Ah, wait!

131. The tray's still hot—

132. Hurry!

133. Are you alright?

134. Y-Yes.

135. Thank you.

136. Your hand!

137. I am the Hell-Lord!

138. This is but a minor burn for me.

139. Maomao-chan.

140. I understand your impatience, but you need to be careful.

141. Yeah.

142. I'm sorry.

143. It's all red!

144. Mama, get the freezy pack!

145. How's it feel?

146. All better now.

147. Geh-heh-heh.

148. Maomao-chan, you must be the best doctor in the world.

149. Now then, we've made all these cookies.

150. Let's eat them while they're nice and warm!

151. The biggest cookie in the world is the tastiest, too!

152. Mine came out just as good!

153. Geh-heh-heh.

154. Scrumptious. Absolutely scrumptious.

155. I'll gobble up every last one!

156. Ah, don't!

157. Geh-heh-heh!

158. His Majesty's wound...

159. Who could be responsible?

160. 'Tis time for torture, Princess.

161. But first.

162. These are a gift from Princess Maomao-chan.

163. What? Maomao-chan?

164. It seems she's made baked goods for the first time.

165. Homemade?

166. I'm so happy!

167. Why don't we open them now and eat some together?

168. No, 'tis the time for torture now.

169. I must decline such undue acts of intimacy.

170. But handing over sweets is okay?

171. That's right.

172. Let's save it for after the torture.

173. Yes.

174. Once the torture's come to an end, we cease to be enemies.

175. So there's no hard feelings in torture?

176. Now, as for today's torture...

177. 'Tis tea.

178. Tea?

179. Indeed.

180. Our intelligence has uncovered the fact that you're quite fond of tea.

181. I hear you enjoyed it to the point of hosting tea parties.

182. Tea parties, huh?

183. That takes me back.

184. A fun event once or twice a year, where I could forget about the battlefield.

185. It's true that I was a tea-loving princess at those parties.

186. But too bad.

187. That was nothing more than a diplomatic facade!

188. Actually, I love cola and lemon-lime soda!

189. That's sad to hear from the princess of an empire.

190. After doing well in my lessons, Jimochi would let me have some as an occasional treat.

191. I just drank tea on social occasions.

192. I wouldn't say I really liked it...

193. Hm?

194. You're warming up the pot first.

195. Looks like you know the proper way to brew tea.

196. Preparing tea in the proper fashion results in a far better taste.

197. Drool...

198. I wouldn't mind some tea after so long...

199. Your Highness?

200. Why do you always blab on and dig your own grave?

201. What are you, a self-driving vehicle?

202. How could I let my guard down?

203. That said, today I have this!

204. Maomao-chan's homemade sweets!

205. You made a grave mistake by giving this to me first!

206. I can cancel out my desire for tea with some snacks!

207. Wow, look at these adorable cookies!

208. Mmm! They're great!

209. The joy of this mild sweet sensation is filling my mouth!

210. Munch, munch, munch, munch...

211. Now I won't succumb to your torture.

212. A fatal mistake on your part!

213. Well, ideally, I'd love a drink, and a warm...

214. Warm? Go on.

215. Y-You fiend!

216. This was your aim from the very start!

217. No, you simply brought about your own demise.

218. I wasn't aware of what baked goods she had made.

219. Remain calm, Your Highness!

220. You're Commander of the Imperial Third Legion!

221. There's no way you'd be bested by such weak temptation!

222. You're right.

223. I need to remember my days as a knight!

224. I only drank that tea at parties as a way to socialize!

225. Think back!

226. Remember!

227. It's good, isn't it?

228. Thinking back on it, I really do love tea.

229. Your Highness?

230. This tea is the perfect palate cleanser,

231. and it brings out the sweetness of the cookies!

232. I've received cookies from Princess Maomao-chan as well.

233. Let's enjoy them together.

234. Yay!

235. What?

236. There's a mysterious treasure buried in the royal cemetery?

237. Yes.

238. The princess has told all.

239. With that treasure, we can penetrate the Imperial Army's defensive magic.

240. Geh-heh-heh.

241. We can't go defiling graves now.

242. Time for your torture, Princess!

243. You're...

244. Don't tell me you've forgotten who I am.

245. Of course I remember you.

246. Vanilla Peschutz.

247. What?

248. We only met once, and she remembered my name?

249. Hello?

250. H-Hmph!

251. Well, I suppose you couldn't forget the daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!

252. Today will be different from last time.

253. I will have my revenge.

254. Quake and tremble in fear!

255. Today's torture is...

256. Cake!

257. Oh.

258. Huh?

259. And this is no ordinary cake.

260. Why, it's baked by yours truly!

261. A homemade cake, courtesy of the high-class daughter of the noble House of Peschutz!

262. I made it all by myself, without any help from Mama or Papa.

263. The moment you learn that it's handmade,

264. you'll be overcome with emotion and burst into tears,

265. pleading for a bite of this cake.

266. A cake made by Lady Vanilla herself?

267. I want some!

268. Actually, this cake—

269. What a clumsy-looking cake.

270. Hey!

271. The frosting is all messy,

272. and the cake as a whole is lopsided.

273. And what's this strange object on top?

274. A real head-scratcher.

275. I-It's a penguin!

276. I-I see, so that's your plan.

277. Nitpicking at my cake to preempt my attack?

278. Hmph, how pointless.

279. Even if it looks a little clumsy,

280. once she finds out I made it, she's bound to bow before its grandeur.

281. Yes, even if it's clumsy...

282. She's powerless before its grandeur!

283. Clumsy or not...

284. I tried so hard to make it, too...

285. What are you saying, Ex?

286. The presentation may be a bit clumsy, but look.

287. The frosting holds its shape well.

288. That's proof that it's been whipped with care.

289. There's a lot of frosting, which was laid on thick with a spatula,

290. so it ended up looking lopsided as a whole.

291. But this is no sloppy craftsmanship.

292. They wanted plenty of that delicious frosting to be enjoyed.

293. I'm sure that was why they kept going back with that spatula.

294. Can't you feel the love of the person who made this cake?

295. And look closely, Ex.

296. That's not a strange object.

297. It's an adorable penguin!

298. Prinshess!

299. This cake may look really tasty,

300. but I'm Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.

301. This level of torture isn't enough to make me give in!

302. Huh?

303. What's gotten into you?

304. Does your tummy hurt?

305. Nope.

306. Thanks, Princess.

307. You don't have to confess, so please eat the cake.

308. Huh?

309. Why?

310. H-How is it?

311. Mm! It's really good!

312. You really mean it?

313. I'm a sacred blade...

314. Really!

315. What?

316. Two failed tortures in a row?

317. From Vanilla Peschutz?

318. Yes.

319. A harm-marshal failing twice at torture...

320. It's a disgrace that puts our dignity at stake.

321. I believe that some form of action is needed here.

322. I suppose.

323. It's times like these that call for a good support network.

324. The Way of the Hell-Lord.

325. Geh-heh-heh.

326. I'll get the worst stains off before putting the dishes in the dishwasher.

327. The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number one:

328. Take care of the dishes while Mama puts Maomao-chan to bed.

329. Geh-heh-heh.

330. What?

331. She's finally asleep.

332. I ended up reading to her twelve times tonight.

333. Geh-heh-heh.

334. Sounds like she was a real bundle of energy.

335. Well done.

336. The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number two:

337. Evening drinks are always a pleasure.

338. Geh-heh-heh.

339. Looks like this is coming up soon.

340. A parent-child luncheon.

341. Mm-hmm.

342. One guardian per household can join.

343. Lulune, you attended on both her first and second year, didn't you?

344. The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number three:

345. When alone, call Mama by her first name.

346. I sure did.

347. The parent-child luncheon is always on a weekday.

348. You know, we can take paid time off whenever we want in the Hellhorde.

349. Do you want to attend the parent-child luncheon?

350. I do want to attend the parent-child luncheon!

351. The Way of the Hell-Lord, rule number four:

352. Clearly state any and all opinions.

353. Look, Papa!

354. I'm gonna eat my bell peppers!

355. What?

356. See, told ya!

357. Geh-heh-heh.

358. Yes.

359. You always find a way to surprise me, Maomao-chan.

360. There's some more peppers left, but you can have them.

361. Just this once.

362. What angelic kindness from a demon!

363. That's my daughter for you!

364. Geh-heh-heh-heh!