1. The war between the Imperial Army and the
Hellhorde has raged on for many years...Copy !req
2. In the midst of battle, the Princess and
Commander of the Imperial Third LegionCopy !req
3. falls into the hands of the Hellhorde.Copy !req
4. The Hellhorde, seeking to extract
Imperial secrets from the princess...Copy !req
5. mercilessly subjects her
to torture day after day.Copy !req
6. Torture Tortura, at your service.Copy !req
7. The location of the
empire's ultimate weapon.Copy !req
8. The days when security is lax.Copy !req
9. Their secret military code.Copy !req
10. All utterly worthless.Copy !req
11. You haven't managed to get any useful
information out of the princess.Copy !req
12. Could it be that you've lost your touch?Copy !req
13. No, I dare say not.Copy !req
14. I could strip you of your title
of grand inquisitor right here.Copy !req
15. But I'll offer you a chance.Copy !req
16. Have a stab at torturing me.Copy !req
17. Y-Your Majesty!Copy !req
18. I can't allow that!Copy !req
19. We will begin in one hour.Copy !req
20. I'll see if you have what it takes.Copy !req
21. And I think it should be
clear what will happen...Copy !req
22. if you disappoint me.Copy !req
23. Yes.Copy !req
24. 'Tis time for torture, Your Majesty.Copy !req
25. Geh-heh-heh.Copy !req
26. Torturing His Majesty?Copy !req
27. How foolhardy!Copy !req
28. His Majesty stands above all of demonkind.Copy !req
29. His mental resilience is far above average!Copy !req
30. What exactly does she have planned?Copy !req
31. I shall be using this for
today's torture session.Copy !req
32. 'Tis beer.Copy !req
33. Geh-heh-heh.Copy !req
34. You should cater your torture
method to your victim.Copy !req
35. It's not working on him!Copy !req
36. I enjoy a drink every night with the queen in
the privacy of my home, and you offer me beer?Copy !req
37. Not a bad choice!Copy !req
38. It's not?Copy !req
39. However, you stand before the Hell-Lord.Copy !req
40. I've sampled the finest alcoholic
beverages across the lands.Copy !req
41. Do you think you can defeat me
with that low-brow canned beer?Copy !req
42. It's totally working!Copy !req
43. 'Tis but canned beer.Copy !req
44. Yet 'tis mighty indeed.Copy !req
45. Your Majesty, do you know the
tastiest way to pour a can of beer?Copy !req
46. The tastiest way?Copy !req
47. First, when pouring it into the glass...Copy !req
48. As you begin, immediately raise
the can as high as you can.Copy !req
49. If you do that, you'll get nothing but foam!Copy !req
50. That is fine.Copy !req
51. That is what we want.Copy !req
52. Once it reaches the very top,
we wait for the head to settle.Copy !req
53. A vigorous pour results in fine bubbles
that become compacted even further.Copy !req
54. Once the head is stable, slowly pour
in beer from the rim of the glass.Copy !req
55. Finally, once you've poured enough that
the foam covers the top of the glass...Copy !req
56. 'Tis complete.Copy !req
57. Wha—?Copy !req
58. J-Just look at this fluffy foam...Copy !req
59. No, fluffoam!Copy !req
60. He gave it a name!Copy !req
61. A far cry from the flaccid head
you get from pouring mindlessly!Copy !req
62. It stands out like a
dollop of whipped cream!Copy !req
63. Fluffoam! Fluffoam!Copy !req
64. Is he pleased with himself for that?Copy !req
65. Your Majesty!Copy !req
66. It can't be!Copy !req
67. To think that I...Copy !req
68. would tremble with temptation!Copy !req
69. Please endure it, Your Majesty!Copy !req
70. Even when you faced the Hero, strongest
soldier in the Imperial Army, in a duel,Copy !req
71. you shrugged off all of
his attacks, held firm,Copy !req
72. and came out standing strong!Copy !req
73. You are the pinnacle of all demonkind!Copy !req
74. The strongest monster of all!Copy !req
75. The Hell-Lord himself!Copy !req
76. Your Majesty!Copy !req
77. Y-Your Majesty?Copy !req
78. Heh.Copy !req
79. That's right.Copy !req
80. I am the Hell-Lord.Copy !req
81. This torture is nothing to me!Copy !req
82. Incidentally, this beer
with the fluffy foam...Copy !req
83. or rather, this fluffoam beer...Copy !req
84. The longer you wait, the
more foam will dissipate.Copy !req
85. 'Tis best to enjoy it
immediately after pouring.Copy !req
86. My weakness is light magic!Copy !req
87. He gave it away!Copy !req
88. Enjoy.Copy !req
89. Yes.Copy !req
90. It's so light, with a creamy mouthfeel
that's downright criminal.Copy !req
91. And the golden nectar of life
blanketed in fluffoam...Copy !req
92. rushes through my body!Copy !req
93. So divine, it's like my throat is in heaven!Copy !req
94. Foam fizzing like herald angels singing!Copy !req
95. I'm filled with joy!Copy !req
96. This is no mere canned beer!Copy !req
97. It's light magic!Copy !req
98. His Majesty is being purified!Copy !req
99. Don't drink until you come of age.Copy !req
100. His Majesty granted me permission
to continue the torture.Copy !req
101. But I must admit that as it stands, the
intelligence we can gain is limited in scope.Copy !req
102. I suppose I could try something different.Copy !req
103. Fluffoam...Copy !req
104. Princess.Copy !req
105. 'Tis time for torture.Copy !req
106. We'll be trying something
a little different today.Copy !req
107. It doesn't matter what
torture you throw at us.Copy !req
108. I'm sure Her Highness will spill the beans.Copy !req
109. What?Copy !req
110. Did Ex's faith in me plummet
thanks to my constant slip-ups?Copy !req
111. Just you wait, Ex!Copy !req
112. Today's the day I finally resist!Copy !req
113. Hmph.Copy !req
114. What?Copy !req
115. I shan't be torturing you today, Princess.Copy !req
116. What?Copy !req
117. Please come in.Copy !req
118. Weaponsmith Gilga-chan.Copy !req
119. Hey there.Copy !req
120. A weaponsmith?Copy !req
121. Aw, man.Copy !req
122. Hey! Stop that! Not there!Copy !req
123. Being stuck here has left
you in awful condition.Copy !req
124. Cut it out!Copy !req
125. Yes.Copy !req
126. Don't touch me! Hey! Stop!Copy !req
127. Sacred Blade Ex, today we'll be...Copy !req
128. Hands off! Hey! I said stop!Copy !req
129. torturing you instead.Copy !req
130. Don't underestimate me.Copy !req
131. I am Ex, the sacred blade.Copy !req
132. In my long service to the royal family,
alongside generations of noble knights,Copy !req
133. I've braved a countless number of battles.Copy !req
134. I would never submit to
any means of torture!Copy !req
135. Alrighty.Copy !req
136. Hey! Unhand me!Copy !req
137. Let's start by taking off this surface rust.Copy !req
138. I'm a sacred blade, you know!Copy !req
139. Ex?Copy !req
140. You've got it wrong, Your Highness!Copy !req
141. That was a battle cry!Copy !req
142. I was letting out a manly battle cry!Copy !req
143. It wasn't because of any
pleasure I felt at all!Copy !req
144. I simply let out a battle cry!Copy !req
145. All sacred blades would do the same!Copy !req
146. I'm definitely not the only
one who'd cry out...Copy !req
147. Slow down.Copy !req
148. Next, I'll use this rotary grindstone...Copy !req
149. and sharpen you real nice and gentle.Copy !req
150. What a refreshing shave.Copy !req
151. And the perfect level of sharpening!Copy !req
152. I can feel it.Copy !req
153. I don't need to test out my blade to tell.Copy !req
154. While retaining the bashing force a
sword needs to smash through armor...Copy !req
155. it boasts the sharp edge of a
katana to cut through flesh!Copy !req
156. I am a sacred blade!Copy !req
157. The sacred blade Ex!Copy !req
158. Ex!Copy !req
159. Ex, snap out of it!Copy !req
160. Ex!Copy !req
161. It's okay, Your Highness.Copy !req
162. I admit that felt good.Copy !req
163. However, I feel no obligation
to share my secrets!Copy !req
164. I will endure this torture!Copy !req
165. Great!Copy !req
166. I'm impressed, Ex!Copy !req
167. I would have spilled the
beans three times by now!Copy !req
168. Your Highness?Copy !req
169. Well, that's a shame, but it
looks like I'm done here.Copy !req
170. Y-You've still only done a
coarse pass over my surface!Copy !req
171. I know.Copy !req
172. I'd love to give you the
full treatment as well.Copy !req
173. But this is supposed to be torture.Copy !req
174. Well, if you were to reveal a secret...Copy !req
175. I wouldn't mind giving you a nice finish.Copy !req
176. Ex...Copy !req
177. Rest assured, Your Highness.Copy !req
178. I am the sacred blade Ex.Copy !req
179. Your trusty sword.Copy !req
180. I wouldn't dare act out of
my own personal interest.Copy !req
181. Ex!Copy !req
182. Getting polished up with
a nice, sharp edge...Copy !req
183. That would benefit Your Highness as well!Copy !req
184. Ex!Copy !req
185. Okay, let's finish you up!Copy !req
186. I see.Copy !req
187. So the Demon Sword Murasa and
Fire Sword Amon are lovers.Copy !req
188. Magnificent! I feel superb!Copy !req
189. Glare...Copy !req
190. U-Um...Copy !req
191. Your Highness, well...Copy !req
192. I'm sorry.Copy !req
193. Sorry for letting you down as well.Copy !req
194. N-No, I never...Copy !req
195. I'll try harder than ever
before to endure the torture!Copy !req
196. Yes!Copy !req
197. I'll be rooting for you!Copy !req
198. Princess, time for some torture!Copy !req
199. Krall-chan!Copy !req
200. Where's Hngy-Baby?Copy !req
201. He's keeping watch back home!Copy !req
202. Aw, I was hoping to see him again!Copy !req
203. For real?Copy !req
204. I mean, Hngy-Baby's adorable!Copy !req
205. I know, right?Copy !req
206. Hngy-Baby's totes adorbs!Copy !req
207. You should come hang out at my place!Copy !req
208. You can meet all the others, too!Copy !req
209. What, really?Copy !req
210. I'm totally down!Copy !req
211. Your Highness?Copy !req
212. Krall?Copy !req
213. That's right, Princess.
No more goofing around!Copy !req
214. Unlike last time, today's torture
is totally the real deal!Copy !req
215. Prepare yourself!Copy !req
216. Come on in!Copy !req
217. That's...Copy !req
218. That's a good boy, Mad Wolf.Copy !req
219. A mad wolf!Copy !req
220. Be careful, Your Highness!Copy !req
221. Wolves are known as the strongest of all monster
families when it comes to pure fighting power!Copy !req
222. Have you forgotten, Ex?Copy !req
223. I've defeated wolves in the past.Copy !req
224. It wasn't an easy fight, but
they're not unbeatable.Copy !req
225. However, mad wolves are a different
beast altogether, even among wolves.Copy !req
226. They're twice as strong as the gran
wolves you struggled to defeat.Copy !req
227. What?Copy !req
228. That's strong as hell!Copy !req
229. All right, Princess.Copy !req
230. Let's start the torture!Copy !req
231. What enormous, thick legs!Copy !req
232. If that thing lands a hit on you...Copy !req
233. Mad Wolf's allure lies in his
big, cute paw pads for sure!Copy !req
234. Not to mention...Copy !req
235. Ah, it smells so nice!Copy !req
236. The unique scent of their paw pads!Copy !req
237. You can't beat it, baby!Copy !req
238. That's so specific that
I'm not jealous at all.Copy !req
239. Okay, Princess!Copy !req
240. If you're dying of envy, then
let's hear that secret!Copy !req
241. No, I'm not jealous.Copy !req
242. What?Copy !req
243. M-Mad wolf paw pads have a stronger
scent than doggies or kitties do...Copy !req
244. I've never sniffed an animal's
paw pads to begin with.Copy !req
245. No way!Copy !req
246. That's like missing out
on half of life itself!Copy !req
247. Paw pads make up half of our lives now?Copy !req
248. Here, give it a whiff.Copy !req
249. What?Copy !req
250. Smells like animal funk.Copy !req
251. It's a nice smell!Copy !req
252. C'mon, try sniffing it again!Copy !req
253. Ugh, no thanks.Copy !req
254. Please!Copy !req
255. I'll let you in on my secret!Copy !req
256. How the tables have turned.Copy !req
257. What secret?Copy !req
258. The grand inquisitor has her newborn
niece as her phone wallpaper!Copy !req
259. Hey, Krall!Copy !req
260. How do you know that?Copy !req
261. Look, I shared my secret!Copy !req
262. What?Copy !req
263. Fine, I'll give it another whiff.Copy !req
264. W-Well?Copy !req
265. Ah!Copy !req
266. Underneath the animal funk, it
smells a bit like popcorn...Copy !req
267. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
268. The pad itself feels so nice and squishy...Copy !req
269. Huh?Copy !req
270. Ah, wait...Copy !req
271. I could get hooked on this!Copy !req
272. Welcome.Copy !req
273. To the world of paw pads!Copy !req
274. Thanks, Krall-cchi.Copy !req
275. For opening my eyes to a brand new world!Copy !req
276. Nah, I'm just glad you get the paw hype now!Copy !req
277. Oh, I know!Copy !req
278. Let's have a paw party back at my place!Copy !req
279. I'm down!Copy !req
280. Let's invite everyone else!Copy !req
281. How about it, Grand Inquisitor?Copy !req
282. I swear, you two...Copy !req
283. Will there be bunnies?Copy !req
284. You betcha, baby!Copy !req
285. Ah, so cute...Copy !req
286. Hngy-Baby!Copy !req
287. So warm and relaxing...Copy !req
288. How's it going?Copy !req
289. How's it going?Copy !req
290. Whoa, you're a clever one!Copy !req
291. What about the torture?Copy !req
292. Hurry up!Copy !req
293. I can't wait!Copy !req
294. It's time for torture, Princess!Copy !req
295. I really like playing at the park!Copy !req
296. So seeing me play should make you jealous!Copy !req
297. Just watch me!Copy !req
298. Yeah, I'm watching.Copy !req
299. Wait up!Copy !req
300. Careful, careful...Copy !req
301. So fast!Copy !req
302. Ah, so cute.Copy !req
303. Everything's cute about her.Copy !req
304. She really is so cute.Copy !req
305. She's gonna talk, isn't she?Copy !req
306. And join in on the fun.Copy !req
307. Don't worry, Ex.Copy !req
308. That won't happen.Copy !req
309. Maomao-chan may be cute, but that
doesn't mean I want to join in.Copy !req
310. I've never liked parks very much.Copy !req
311. What do you mean?Copy !req
312. I was...Copy !req
313. forbidden from playing in
parks when I was younger.Copy !req
314. Parks are not a place
for royalty to play.Copy !req
315. That's the lesson I had
deeply ingrained in me.Copy !req
316. Which is why...Copy !req
317. I don't feel the desire to play here at all!Copy !req
318. Magnificent, Your Highness!Copy !req
319. Princess and Commander of
the Imperial Third Legion!Copy !req
320. You've fully taken those childhood
royal lessons to heart!Copy !req
321. Of course.Copy !req
322. I've had to lead a distinguished
life since birth.Copy !req
323. Even as a child... I-I understood this...Copy !req
324. Your Highness?Copy !req
325. Truth is, I wanted to play
with everyone else...Copy !req
326. You gave in awfully fast!Copy !req
327. I wanted to play...Copy !req
328. And go on the seesaw...Copy !req
329. And climb up the jungle gym...Copy !req
330. And make castles in the sandbox...Copy !req
331. Calm down, Your Highness.Copy !req
332. Don't let your own memories
be your downfall.Copy !req
333. Missy!Copy !req
334. Maomao-chan!Copy !req
335. Let's play together!Copy !req
336. Sure!Copy !req
337. Your Highness?Copy !req
338. C'mon, missy!Copy !req
339. Not so fast!Copy !req
340. Hurry up!Copy !req
341. Man, that was fun!Copy !req
342. Yep!Copy !req
343. I played my heart out!Copy !req
344. We should hang out again!Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. What was the most fun part, Maomao-chan?Copy !req
347. Huh?Copy !req
348. Why do I need to pick?Copy !req
349. So everything was fun, then?Copy !req
350. Yeah!Copy !req
351. Everything was fun!Copy !req
352. Same for me!Copy !req
353. Your Majesty.Copy !req
354. The Royal Empire's security password
we obtained from the princess.Copy !req
355. The Chief Officer of Combat
was asking for it.Copy !req
356. Would you be so kind as to lend me
the note with the password on it?Copy !req
357. Geh-heh-heh.Copy !req
358. That note, you say?Copy !req
359. The video filled with scenes
of Maomao-chan playing.Copy !req
360. I was so engrossed in watching that...Copy !req
361. I completely lost track
of where I left the note!Copy !req