'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess 1x10

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Torture takes the Princess to the beach to torture her with heated combat for a chance at freedom.

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1. 'Tis time for torture, Princess.

2. Princess, today's torture is beach sword fighting.

3. The rules are simple.

4. Pop the balloons on your opponents' heads to win.

5. How is this torture, exactly?

6. Your opponents shall be Youki and Inki.

7. Should you lose, Princess, you will divulge the empire's secrets.

8. I see. So, what if I win?

9. You think you can win?

10. Snicker.

11. What?

12. We're champions of the Hell-Lord's beach sword fighting tag team tournament.

13. F-For two years in a row.

14. Sounds like the Hell-Lord holds some fun events.

15. W-We're the strongest members of the Hellhorde's forces.

16. There's no way you can defeat us!

17. You heard them.

18. Very well. In the event you win,

19. I shall grant you any request.

20. Anything?

21. Yes. I shall even set you free.

22. Well, well.

23. Let the battle begin!

24. Let's go, In-chan. We'll start with Strategy B-shift.

25. Got it.

26. With Strategy B, I draw the enemy's attention with my swift movements...

27. While I—

28. What?

29. No way.

30. What did you expect?

31. Her Highness is the Princess and Commander of the Imperial Third Legion.

32. There's no way just the two of you could defeat her.

33. S-So you really are a commander.

34. Rude!

35. Since I was a young girl,

36. I was trained in the art of the sword by top-class swordsmen of the Imperial Army.

37. Spin ten times, and then start running.

38. Whoever touches the tree first wins.

39. Teach her to use a sword.

40. Whoever reaches the tree first gets all of tonight's dessert to themselves.

41. Learn to use a sword!

42. There!

43. I win!

44. Jimochi taught me everything there is to know

45. about swordplay and the brutality of combat.

46. There's no way you could defeat me.

47. Based on that anecdote, I think they could beat you.

48. It's just you now, You-chan.

49. Princess-chan, remember the rules.

50. Pop the balloons to win. There are no other rules.

51. I summon thee, my final weapon!

52. In other words, all that matters is that you pop the balloons!

53. This water gun can fire 45 shots per second.

54. I win! Victory is mine!

55. What?

56. Oh, no. After all we've been through, I'd forgotten.

57. The Princess' swordsmanship is truly top-level, even for the Imperial Army!

58. She's a proper warrior!

59. Crud. I'm out of ammo.

60. At this rate, I'll be forced to release the Princess.

61. I must join the fight.

62. No, I can't.

63. When I first explained the rules, I said her opponents would be Youki and Inki.

64. What should I do?

65. Ignore the rules. Do whatever it takes to win.

66. The devil on my shoulder.

67. You must only make an effort to keep your public promises.

68. You needn't actually keep them.

69. The politician on my shoulder.

70. Besides, it would be no fun if she won too easily.

71. The writer.

72. With passion, we can change the world, and even rules.

73. The revolutionary.

74. They're right.

75. Releasing the Princess is out of the question.

76. It sure feels nice to move around.

77. This is fun!

78. It's time to end this, You-chan.

79. Hold up, Princess-chan!

80. Crab

81. Prepare yourself!

82. Guys!

83. We won't let you have your way any longer, Princess.

84. All right. Bring it on, all of you.

85. Go, You-chan!

86. What?

87. You can do it, Your Highness!

88. Gotcha!

89. On your guard, Princess-chan!

90. Too easy, Krall-chan!

91. I knew you would slide!

92. Gotcha!

93. And I knew you would do that.

94. You-chan's in trouble.

95. If this is how it's gonna be…

96. It's a free-for-all!

97. Stop right there!

98. Princess!

99. This is so much fun!

100. I caught you!

101. You caught me!

102. That was so much fun.

103. Wait, what? What happened to being released?

104. Your Highness.

105. Previously and the time before that, I failed because I was too focused on my spell.

106. But this time,

107. I, Louch Brittan, the White Knight, will be sure to save you.

108. Who are you?

109. I couldn't sense him at all.

110. You're a human, aren't you?

111. What are you doing here?

112. A demon. His presence is overpowering.

113. He's no ordinary demon.

114. First strike.

115. Holy Moon!

116. Are you perhaps lost?

117. Settle down.

118. I understand why a human would feel uneasy if they wandered into this place.

119. Brittan Clan Swordstyle,

120. Lightning Hurricane!

121. I just happened by here.

122. Lightning Hurricane! Lightning Hurricane! Lightning Hurricane!

123. I did not come to harm you.

124. I was out attending a voice actor's release event.

125. I simply came across you on my way back.

126. Release event?

127. Normally, I watch quietly from the back with my arms folded,

128. but today, I moved up a bit towards the front.

129. Because I did, I felt more like a part of the concert.

130. Geh-heh-heh.

131. A demon would never attend a release event.

132. It must be some kind of terrible code word.

133. In that case…

134. Focusing mana.

135. White Knight Magic,

136. Holy Shine!

137. That should do it.

138. Have you settled down some?

139. Impossible.

140. The recoil from my attack—

141. Why did you save me? I'm a human.

142. Geh-heh-heh. Your life has value, just like mine.

143. Besides, that adornment on your neck…

144. It's the emblem of the protagonist's unit

145. from the Mobile Cavalry Soul Cross anime, is it not?

146. How do you know that?

147. No one's ever noticed before because it blends in with the rest of my outfit!

148. Geh-heh-heh.

149. I have one as well.

150. This emblem is truly well-made. It looks just like it does in the anime.

151. You get it!

152. I have thoughts about items from anime being turned into merch.

153. I wish they would stop including pictures of characters.

154. The inclusion of such images ruins the world building.

155. I wish to own the same items as the characters.

156. Exactly!

157. I apologize for suddenly attacking you.

158. Geh-heh-heh. It's fine.

159. I see. Not all demons are bad, nor are they my enemies.

160. Only the Hell-Lord and his forces are my enemies.

161. I mustn't fail to recognize that.

162. Well, I suppose I should leave.

163. Didn't you have something to do here?

164. I've spent too long here already. I'll return another day.

165. If we meet again…

166. Let's discuss anime once more.

167. Geh-heh-heh. Of course.

168. Geh-heh-heh, scrub-a-heh-heh.

169. Papa's in a good mood.

170. He said he made a new friend.

171. Yes! A match!

172. That's three in a row. That just leaves six more.

173. I shall find the remaining matches in one go, without any errors.

174. Another pair.

175. Nothing beats playing memory with cards.

176. Besides, I can play by myself.

177. I wonder if it would be more fun with friends.

178. What am I thinking?

179. I am the daughter of the noble House of Peschutz.

180. I need no friends.

181. Papa and Mama often tell me to enjoy myself unfettered by the family name,

182. but my pride would never allow that.

183. But…

184. The amusement park sure was fun.

185. Princess…

186. I know. I'll use this to torture her.

187. That's right, it's torture.

188. It's not that I want to play with her.

189. Time for your torture, Princess!

190. Today's torture is playing cards.

191. If you tell me your secrets, you can play cards with me.

192. What kind of torture is that?

193. Do you truly believe Her Highness would divulge her secrets

194. just because she wants to play cards?

195. Cards are fun, aren't they?

196. Your Highness?

197. Speaking of cards…

198. I can't play any cards because I'm stuck here and here.

199. My, my. Whatever could be stopping you?

200. It's you, Jimochi!

201. What will you do?

202. You can only pass one more time, Your Highness.

203. Will you pass again?

204. Pass.

205. I win!

206. At this rate, tomorrow night's dessert will be all mine as well.

207. I want dessert!

208. The frustration of defeat.

209. Every tear I shed made my mind stronger.

210. Your Highness, you must've really regretted not eating that dessert.

211. That's just how fun playing cards is.

212. What?

213. Oh, but that doesn't mean I'd reveal any secrets.

214. I can resist playing cards.

215. Are you sure about that?

216. Anyway, it's an attractive invitation, but I must decline.

217. What? But…

218. Playing with cards is fun. Really fun.

219. It can be something basic, like what you had for breakfast this morning.

220. I probably shouldn't be saying this,

221. but that's not a secret you need to extract from me.

222. Wait a minute. Do you want to play cards with me?

223. O-Obviously not!

224. It's not like I want to play Old Maid together,

225. which can only be played with at least two players.

226. I definitely don't want to play President or Speed either.

227. Just laying it all out there, aren't you?

228. If you want to play, then you should just say so.

229. I am the daughter of the noble House of Peschutz.

230. I don't experience the flippant desire to play cards.

231. A proud lady like myself needs no friends!

232. All right. I'll tell you a secret.

233. Your Highness?

234. I also believed that a proud knight like myself needs no friends.

235. But…

236. The truth is…

237. I wanted friends.

238. Me, too.

239. Come on. I've told you my secret.

240. Let's play.

241. Okay.

242. Which card is the Joker?

243. Hey, that's not fair.

244. Come on, hurry up.

245. Let's see. This one.

246. Oh? You're sure you want that one?

247. Ah, I see.

248. Uh, um…

249. Actually, I want this one.

250. I see. So the Princess wanted friends.

251. Yes, Your Majesty.

252. Perhaps she'd been avoiding it until now since she'd been betrayed before.

253. Geh-heh-heh.

254. I'm glad she made a friend.

255. Send off the report...

256. And work is done.

257. What should I have for dinner?

258. Tonight, I have business outside the house, so perhaps I'll eat out.

259. Welcome.

260. A roast beef bowl. I didn't know they offered that.

261. Curry. Come to think of it, I often hear the curry is delicious as well.

262. Perhaps I'll order some next time.

263. But I end up ordering the same thing despite thinking that every time.

264. Thanks for waiting.

265. A chicken and egg bowl.

266. I've tried all kinds of chicken and egg bowls,

267. but nothing beats the chicken and egg bowl served by this beef bowl chain.

268. This spoon that makes it so easy to eat is a delight as well.

269. Yes, this. This was the right choice.

270. The strength of chains is their ability to provide the exact same flavor you imagine every time.

271. After eating more than half, add a sprinkle of soy sauce to modify the flavor.

272. Now it's time for round two.

273. Since it's a bit chilly tonight, I can tell how warm my stomach feels.

274. Now then.

275. Time to buy tissues and head home.