Tires 3x7

1. There you go.

2. I told you to stop slamming that. - It wasn't a slam.

3. It was a slam.

4. Hi. I'm Frank. I have a red 1966 Coronet with a V8 engine.

5. Is Cal here to work on it? I think so.

6. Oh shit. Who's that guy?

7. Some autistic guy with a bunch of classic cars.

8. - How much McDonald's do you eat? - He always wants to be in the back.

9. I try to avoid him.

10. Cal! I brought a car.

11. Gotcha.

12. 1966 Coronet, V8, 318 wide block.

13. It's a sick ride, ton of torque. Only problem is 150-230 horsepower.

14. Oh yeah, man. That's awesome. Are you guys friends?

15. Uh, I... I don't know. Is that what you said?

16. Yeah. No, I was... I said we're friendly, yeah.

17. Oh wow. Um...

18. Yeah, I... just didn't wanna be a weirdo,

19. but I think we could be good friends. I think we could be really good friends.

20. I mean, this is perfect. Cal's always talking about

21. how he doesn't have a lot of guy friends to go hang out with.

22. Same.

23. No way.

24. Yeah. - Oh, you should give him your number.

25. - Oh, I wrote it down just in case. - Oh!

26. Oh.

27. That's fucking cool, man.

28. - Nice. - Call him so he has your number.

29. - That's a really good idea. - Yeah. Yeah.

30. Yeah. Yeah, let's, uh...

31. I got my phone right here.

32. Let's do that. - Take out the phones, boys. Let's connect.

33. - This is exciting. - This is exciting.

34. Oh!

35. Got it! It went through.

36. I love to see a friendship come together like this.

37. I can see a big future for you guys together.

38. Okay, I have to go. My brothers need me.

39. What the fuck, dude?

40. You guys are boys now. It's gonna be sick.

41. All you have to do is make sure you fix his cars,

42. and then you get to hang out with him for the next 30 years.

43. No, I don't have to. He wants to take you to the fair.

44. He'll get you a big teddy bear. He'll go, "Here. I got this for you, man."

45. "You and me are best friends."

46. I fucking hate the fair.

47. "You don't want the teddy bear I got you? You don't wanna be friends anymore?"

48. "I loved you."

49. All right. All right. All right. You gotta worry about him too.

50. He's gonna come in here.

51. Fuck.

52. Thank you for calling Valley Forge Auto, where the service is fast

53. and the smiles are free.

54. What?

55. Thank you for calling Valley Forge Auto,

56. where the service is fast and the smiles—

57. Lisa, it's Will. What are you saying? Oh, hi, Will.

58. Phil has all the shops saying this now when we answer the phones.

59. Well, it's atrocious. Is he there?

60. Will...

61. He told me to tell you that if you called, he's not available.

62. He did? What's he doing?

63. He's not here. But if he was here, he wouldn't be here.

64. But only for you.

65. - And Jared. - Me and Jared?

66. Jared, I get. He's a fucking nightmare. But why me?

67. Uh, you know what? Forget it. Goodbye, Lisa.

68. Okay.

69. Battle stations.

70. He doesn't wanna talk to me?

71. No, he doesn't.

72. Oh.

73. There he is.

74. "If you're taking a trip to the clitoris, make sure to stop at the perineum first."

75. "This southern hotspot is the vagina's best-kept secret."

76. - I can't believe you read this shit. - Okay, well, it works, so...

77. Ew. Does it really?

78. - Yes! - Ew!

79. I just spoke to Lisa at the main office. Phil's not even taking my calls now.

80. I thought you were talking to Cal. What?

81. No, Cal, not you. Shane, Phil's pissed. I think you need to apologize to Bonnie.

82. All right. Well, then I'm gonna go talk to her.

83. Why? - Because that's what adults do.

84. I know what you're going over there for. You're gonna go, "Bonnie..."

85. No!

86. "Sorry Shane's being mean to you."

87. No! "Mind if I practice for my book?"

88. This says it's a manifesto. You're reading fucking Mein Cunt?

89. I don't choose the words in the book. It's a pick-and-choose sort of thing.

90. All right, comrade. Comrade Pussy Eater.

91. Hello?

92. Hey, um,

93. Shane? It's Lucy.

94. Hey.

95. Oh, sorry, I...

96. Remember, we had sex?

97. Is this Shane?

98. Yes, this is Shane, and yes, I remember that we had sex.

99. Um, you're still a mechanic, right?

100. Look, my car broke down.

101. I hate to ask. Could you help? Fuck.

102. - Yeah, sure. Where are you? - I'll send you my location.

103. If I get there and that car works, you're a fucking psycho.

104. That sucks. I'm sorry.

105. No, it's okay.

106. Well, we'll fix it.

107. Okay, well, thank you for your help.

108. Yeah, no problem.

109. You think you can give me a ride to my place?

110. Uh...

111. It's all right. I'll call an Uber. Don't worry about it.

112. Just get in the fucking car. Thank you.

113. Christ.

114. - Hello. - Welcome.

115. Good energy, man. Wow.

116. Okay, great.

117. Uh, is Bonnie here?

118. Yeah.

119. Okay.

120. Well, could you, like,

121. play a flute or something, have her come out?

122. Hmm.

123. I receive that. She's with a client.

124. Someone's being healed, bro.

125. It takes time.

126. Sure. Yeah.

127. Would you like half a Pop-Tart?

128. No, thank you.

129. Oh! Oh fuck! Oh!

130. Fuck you!

131. Uh, breathe, Noam.

132. Breathe.

133. - I'm gonna go sit way over here. - All right.

134. Protection.

135. Protection on all sides.

136. Now, remember what I said about visualization, okay?

137. - It is important to stay consistent. - Thank you so much.

138. I'll see you next month. Okay, bye, Helen.

139. Hi, Will.

140. Hello, Bonnie.

141. What can I do for you?

142. Well, I was actually hoping to speak to you privately.

143. Okay. Noam, I'll be in the back. Just let me know if anyone comes in.

144. All right. Yes, girl.

145. Well, yeah.

146. Yeah.

147. - Um, thank you for the ride. - No problem.

148. - It was really nice. - Yep.

149. - Do you wanna come up? - No. I...

150. Okay! Wow. - No, I, uh...

151. No, I just... I shouldn't.

152. I'll be honest with you, I'm in a relationship.

153. Oh fuck.

154. Fuck. Like married?

155. - No. - No?

156. - No, it's... - Okay.

157. No, I'm seeing someone. Or I'm about to start seeing someone.

158. - And... - But you're not seeing her right now?

159. - Not yet. - Okay.

160. But it's a girl I've been waiting for for, like, 15 years, so...

161. Oh. Was she in prison?

162. No, she wasn't in prison, but...

163. She got married and then had kids, and she just got a divorce recently, so...

164. - So yeah, prison, kind of. - Mm-hmm.

165. Yeah. Now she's out, and I don't wanna fuck it up.

166. Yeah, but, like, you're not

167. dating her yet.

168. No, not yet.

169. But I still shouldn't.

170. You know? Hmm.

171. - Come inside. - All right.

172. So.

173. Did Phil send you?

174. No! Phil? No. Uh...

175. Actually, I just came to apologize for what happened yesterday with Shane.

176. This isn't about Shane. This is about Phil.

177. Oh.

178. Wh... What about Phil?

179. Where to start?

180. - I mean, he doesn't really listen. - No, he doesn't listen!

181. You know, and I love Phil, okay? I really do. But... he's a workaholic.

182. Yeah, and it's like, if he's so worried about the business,

183. then he should be leaning on someone, me,

184. who's just as passionate, if not more so, than him, and he doesn't do that.

185. - No. He's never gonna do that. - No. He does not delegate.

186. I would even go as far as saying

187. he pushes people away.

188. Uh... uh... He does, doesn't he? Yeah, he does.

189. He does push people away. He's pushed me away, and you away,

190. and it's almost like pushing us, uh, together.

191. And he's so hard on Shane, then Shane takes it out on me.

192. I can see that Shane is really struggling.

193. Wait, what the fuck?

194. That fucking book works!

195. I know you guys think I'm a kooky witch. No! No, we don't.

196. - We don't. - I got my master's in my twenties.

197. I started a private practice, did the whole typical therapist thing,

198. and then just decided I didn't wanna do what everyone else did.

199. I wanted a change.

200. I wanted something fucking exciting.

201. That's awesome. Yeah.

202. Bonnie, I can see your nipple.

203. Oh. Yeah, I know. I could feel it too.

204. So tell me, are you happy with the path you're on?

205. Um...

206. Fucking no.

207. I can help you find a new one.

208. Would you like that?

209. Whoa, dude.

210. Yeah, I mean, like, wow.

211. Yeah? Yeah.

212. My cousin taught me that.

213. Damn, I wish I didn't know that part.

214. Yeah, I wish I didn't say that. But it is what it is, and I gotta go, so...

215. Right. Well, hit me up if it doesn't work out with that chick.

216. Okay.

217. Can't believe you're gonna date a girl with kids.

218. Why? It's not, like, that weird.

219. I wanna have kids, she already has kids, so it wouldn't be crazy to have...

220. She's already done it. It's not that big of a deal for her.

221. You wanna have kids? Ugh. Yeah, definitely.

222. Well, not me. - It's probably for the best.

223. What does that mean?

224. I mean you're probably not in the right place to have kids.

225. - Yeah, well, I'm not. - Yeah, I know. That's why I said it.

226. - What the fuck are you talking about? - Why are you yelling?

227. I'm not... Okay, I'm not...

228. - Yeah, what? No, no, no, go ahead. - This is what I meant. No offense.

229. You're a waitress. You go to protests.

230. You got a pile of fucking dirty clothes next to your bed.

231. They're clean. - You didn't fold 'em?

232. Okay, yeah. Wow, holy shit.

233. You actually do sound like a fucking dad, right?

234. - Wow. - You sound like a fucking brat.

235. Oh, I sound like a fucking brat?

236. Like a brat who's mad that the hot guy is going to prom with somebody else.

237. Holy shit! You think you're the hot guy?

238. No. - Please go to prom with someone else.

239. I'd rather fucking die. The fucking hot guy.

240. - Definitely captain of the football team. - Definitely not the fucking captain.

241. - That's the weirdest thing to say. - Newsflash, I was.

242. Okay, good for you.

243. It is good. - You peaked in high school. You know what?

244. Actually, yeah, don't hit me up when this doesn't work out. Thank you.

245. - No problem. - Bye. Whatever.

246. When you are up all night handling a crying fucking baby,

247. know I will be smoking weed and I'll be watching cartoons.

248. - You feel cool saying that shit? - I feel super... I feel way cooler than you.

249. Brat. Fucking...

250. Thank your cousin for that orgasm, by the way.

251. - That's my stat. It's on the board for me. - Take your one number. Get outta here.

252. - It was a good one. You raved about it. - Shane, please get out!

253. Hey, Cal? Cal!

254. Cal! Hey. Cal, look at me.

255. Hold on a second. Put down the phone.

256. What's going on? - Talking to a chick?

257. No, it's a guy. He wants to be my friend.

258. - I don't even know how to answer that. - Whatever. Live your life. Doesn't matter.

259. We got some people who want to be our friends all of a sudden.

260. The FBI.

261. That's right. Mm-hmm. - What are you talking about?

262. The FBI. They've been tagging us, following us around.

263. Suspicious vehicles everywhere. It's crazy.

264. - What do the vehicles look like? - They look like regular vehicles.

265. - It's the FBI. They're not stupid. - There's no cars following you.

266. Yes, there are. There's a ton of 'em.

267. What's next? They're gonna bug our phones?

268. - Track us around town? - Yep.

269. Cal, look around. They're in the fucking walls.

270. Yeah.

271. - Are you guys out of your fucking minds? - No! Fuck you!

272. Why would the feds be following you?

273. Anyway, we gotta cool on the hot tags for a little while, okay?

274. Hot tags?

275. The stickers you put on our cars. They gotta be legit from now on.

276. - Yeah. - No, those cars passed inspection.

277. I didn't... I didn't do anything.

278. Thank you very much, Cal.

279. We really appreciate you making sure those cars legitimately passed inspection.

280. - Thank you, Cal. - We're grateful.

281. - What the fuck is going on? - It's very simple.

282. You see anything fucking weird, anything at all,

283. don't call us. Just walkies.

284. I'm not taking— Yes, you are. Take it.

285. Yes, you are.

286. Only use the walkie.

287. Can't they just listen to this?

288. Tommy, let's go.

289. Andy! - What the fuck was that?

290. Big man!

291. Hey. - Back for more?

292. - Yeah, I guess, yeah. - You making up for last time?

293. What's that supposed to mean?

294. Girls talk, you know?

295. Well, she's about to talk.

296. And tell you I'm a fucking asshole.

297. And she's definitely not gonna bring up that I just made her female orgasm.

298. Oh fuck.

299. This is probably the last time I see you. Hmm, bummer.

300. Lucy liked you, I think.

301. Really? Yeah.

302. I mean, she wasn't bringing you back for the sex.

303. All right. Well, she would bring me back now for the sex

304. after that... performance, so...

305. Yeah, it is a fucking thumbs-up.

306. Okay. Yeah, all right. Yeah.

307. But for real.

308. - Ask her about it. - Okay.

309. Because it was good. I'll just see if she's even up.

310. Oh. Yeah, true. She might be back to sleep after what I just did.

311. Whoa, confidence.

312. I like it.

313. Oh, there it goes.

314. Okay. Ready? Let's start. Bonnie, this is silly.

315. Will, come on, just give me your hand.

316. Put it on top of the cards.

317. Okay, I want you to close your eyes and set your intention.

318. Just do it. It's part of it.

319. Close your eyes and think of what you want.

320. - You see that? - You're such a good dancer.

321. Oh, thank you so much! Look at you.

322. Whoa!

323. - We should kiss. - What?

324. Okay, good to go. Okay.

325. Ready? Ready Freddy.

326. Six of Swords. - What's that?

327. Will, I lay out three, and then it kind of tells a story.

328. Just be patient!

329. The Fool reversed.

330. - Offensive. - It doesn't mean what you think it means.

331. The Death card. The Death card.

332. That's not what I think? A card that literally says "death"?

333. Hey, just take a deep breath.

334. - Okay. - Okay? And stay calm.

335. Okay.

336. Okay, now, the Six of Swords is a masculine card,

337. and it speaks to logic and intellect.

338. And the Fool reversed, now, this speaks to inconsideration, naivete.

339. And the Death card. Well, that's all about rebirth and change.

340. One interpretation is that

341. you know, there are these different masculine energies, and they're like...

342. butting heads, including you.

343. Does that, uh... Does that resonate?

344. Well, I certainly resonate with the masculine energy.

345. I get that!

346. Yeah, and another interpretation, or further interpretation,

347. is that these energies are ready for rebirth.

348. They're ready for a new growing season, for change,

349. but they're being resisted.

350. You know, they're stuck in the mud.

351. Okay, but... but... but how am I stuck in the mud?

352. I'm the one taking the log

353. and jamming it under the car tire, trying to get us out of the mud.

354. And how's that working for you? Are you out of the mud yet?

355. How do I stop butting heads with Phil?

356. That's your journey. You have to learn how to communicate.

357. And what if it doesn't work?

358. Well, if you reach that crossroads, you choose.

359. Like I chose to redirect.

360. You know, Will, new opportunities will present themselves to you every day.

361. You just have to be open.

362. I still would like to work with you someday.

363. The door's... door's always open.

364. The fuck? This guy's fucking calling?

365. This guy's relentless.

366. The fuck is going on?

367. What the hell was that?