1. We have to go in.Copy !req
2. You fucking nuts, dude?
It's terrifying in there.Copy !req
3. What if you go in first,Copy !req
4. and then if you run into
a beast of some kind,Copy !req
5. you scream, "Murder beast!"
Then I'll know not to go in.Copy !req
6. No, dude, I'm not going in alone.
I need you.Copy !req
7. Fucking scary as shit in there.Copy !req
8. Will!Copy !req
9. Will!Copy !req
10. Fuck! All right.Copy !req
11. Will!Copy !req
12. Fuck.Copy !req
13. Shane!Copy !req
14. Hello?Copy !req
15. Shane!Copy !req
16. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
17. Hello?Copy !req
18. You all right, lady?
Do you wanna meet him?Copy !req
19. Meet who?Copy !req
20. Your son.Copy !req
21. He has a full scholarship already.Copy !req
22. Fuck yeah.Copy !req
23. So fucking sick.Copy !req
24. No!Copy !req
25. No!Copy !req
26. Where'd she fucking go?Copy !req
27. Oh fuck!Copy !req
28. Oh my God!Copy !req
29. Shit!Copy !req
30. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
31. Dude!Copy !req
32. - Oh my God.
- Fuck, are you okay?Copy !req
33. - I was just having a nightmare.
- Yeah, you were talking a lot.Copy !req
34. Yeah?Copy !req
35. Who is Will?Copy !req
36. - It's my cousin.
- And he's gay?Copy !req
37. Sometimes. Yeah.Copy !req
38. What's that?Copy !req
39. Oh, that's a sign I made
for a protest last week.Copy !req
40. All right, I'm gonna... I'm gonna head out.Copy !req
41. Okay.Copy !req
42. Do you wanna, like, hang out later?Copy !req
43. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
44. Listen, I was having,
like, a fucked-up day yesterday,Copy !req
45. and you actually fucked that out of me,
which is awesome, and I appreciate that.Copy !req
46. - Yeah.
- But, you know, we're pretty different.Copy !req
47. How?Copy !req
48. You're young and liberal,
and I'm, like, old and I own a gun.Copy !req
49. Okay. How old are you?Copy !req
50. How old are you?Copy !req
51. - I'm 28.
- Sick. I'm gonna brag about that.Copy !req
52. - Cute. I'm gonna text you.
- Okay.Copy !req
53. You text me, you're gonna fall in love,
and then I'm gonna break your heart.Copy !req
54. - Oh no, my heart?
- I don't want bullshit when that happens.Copy !req
55. - Jesus. Deal.
- All right, yeah.Copy !req
56. Yeah. Stupid. Break my heart?Copy !req
57. Holy shit.
- Hey.Copy !req
58. - I knew you were gonna be fucking huge.
- Cara!Copy !req
59. The entire house was shaking.Copy !req
60. Okay, sorry.
Shane, Cara. Cara, Shane.Copy !req
61. How was it?
- We'll debrief over coffee in ten minutes.Copy !req
62. Wait, we're out of coffee.Copy !req
63. Uh, hey, Big Bear.Copy !req
64. I'm Shane.
"I'm Shane."Copy !req
65. Would you mind grabbing us
some coffee?Copy !req
66. Okay, I'm not gonna get... I'm gonna leave.Copy !req
67. Oh.
Uh, it was nice to meet you.Copy !req
68. - If it's cool with you.
- All right.Copy !req
69. - Next time, or I don't know.
- Okay.Copy !req
70. Bye, Shane.Copy !req
71. See ya.
Bye, Shane!Copy !req
72. "I'm Shane."Copy !req
73. I like it.
I know.Copy !req
74. Hey, Phil.Copy !req
75. Where is Shane?Copy !req
76. Uh...Copy !req
77. I don't know. Have you tried calling him?Copy !req
78. - What do you think?
- I can tell by your tone that you have.Copy !req
79. When I see him,
I'll tell him to call you back.Copy !req
80. - Is everything okay?
- No, Will, everything is not okay.Copy !req
81. Have you guys closed one fleet account
this month?Copy !req
82. Oh, uh...Copy !req
83. Yeah, that's what I thought.
So listen, I have been working on this.Copy !req
84. I went to City Wide Bagels today,Copy !req
85. and they have an entire fucking fleet
of bagel delivery cars,Copy !req
86. and they are interested.Copy !req
87. Okay, that's great. I love bagels.Copy !req
88. Cool, Will. Who gives a shit?Copy !req
89. Listen, Shane will goCopy !req
90. to City Wide Bagels today,Copy !req
91. and he will close
that fucking account today.Copy !req
92. Your only job is to make sure he does it.Copy !req
93. - Can you handle that?
- Yes, I can handle that.Copy !req
94. Can you handle that?Copy !req
95. I can handle that.
Good.Copy !req
96. Nice, man. Gonna see her again?
I don't know.Copy !req
97. She's got political posters in her room.Copy !req
98. Actually, you and her... You share
the politics of a 20-year-old woman.Copy !req
99. So you're not gonna fuck her
'cause you don't like her politics?Copy !req
100. No, I'm a guy.
She could be literally a Nazi,Copy !req
101. and I'd be like, "That's fucking nuts."Copy !req
102. - You'd fuck a Nazi?
- I'm not saying... You know what I mean.Copy !req
103. Oh, hey, Will.
- Hey, I had sex last night.Copy !req
104. You did?Copy !req
105. - Yeah.
- Well, congratulations!Copy !req
106. - Yeah.
- All right!Copy !req
107. - Thanks.
- There's a win.Copy !req
108. 'Cause you've been just a little bit...
Recently, the... the...Copy !req
109. - 'Cause you've been down, you know—
- All right, stop.Copy !req
110. Well, how was it?Copy !req
111. You know, it was sex.
It was pretty fucking cool.Copy !req
112. All right. And... and... and did she...?Copy !req
113. - What?
- You know.Copy !req
114. Did... did... did she orgasm?Copy !req
115. Oh. No, fuck no.Copy !req
116. Wait a second.
Did... did... did you go down on her?Copy !req
117. Yeah, a little. Not... Yeah.Copy !req
118. That's your problem right there.
It's like bare minimum is 15 minutes.Copy !req
119. - Planning for potentially 45.
- 45 minutes? Who told you that?Copy !req
120. - I read it.
- You have a book about how to eat pussy?Copy !req
121. Yeah! What's wrong with...
What's wrong with that?Copy !req
122. Bro, every day you say shit that makes me...
You're giving me a headache.Copy !req
123. Talking about pussy like that.Copy !req
124. Dressed like a guy
who sells duct tape on television.Copy !req
125. Is this an audiobook?Copy !req
126. - Uh, it is, but I have the hardcover!
- Jesus Christ, dude.Copy !req
127. Forget all that!
Here's what we need to focus on.Copy !req
128. Phil called earlier,
and... and... and he is pissed.Copy !req
129. He's, like, at his wit's end,
wanting you to close one fleet account.Copy !req
130. I've closed fleet accounts.Copy !req
131. I know, but he wants you to do more.
He went to City Wide Bagel.Copy !req
132. He got them all good to go,
ready to close,Copy !req
133. and just wants you to go finish the deal.Copy !req
134. - All right.
- All right?Copy !req
135. I'll go.
- He's serious about this.Copy !req
136. He's so serious.
All right.Copy !req
137. Okay, so am I.
All right, thank you.Copy !req
138. He's done, like, the 15 minutes, you know,
and wants you to give it a final lick.Copy !req
139. - Oh my God, dude.
- Shane, come on!Copy !req
140. Valley Forge Auto, this is Dave.Copy !req
141. Davey boy. Konnichiwa.Copy !req
142. What do you want?Copy !req
143. - What's going on with the deal?
- Um...Copy !req
144. Fuck!Copy !req
145. We haven't really
discussed it yet, actually.Copy !req
146. What do you say we grab a dinner
and talk about it?Copy !req
147. I'm not doing that.
I know where your dinners lead,Copy !req
148. and I don't live that lifestyle anymore.Copy !req
149. And, furthermore, Barb tracks my spending.Copy !req
150. When we land up at a strip club,
she's going to see that.Copy !req
151. What? Strip club?
No one's taking you to a strip club.Copy !req
152. - An old-school business dinner.
- No, we're not doing that.Copy !req
153. Really? You don't wanna go to dinner
with the higher-ups at TakaTaka,Copy !req
154. make a real sweet deal,Copy !req
155. make a bunch of cash,
and look good in front of your boss?Copy !req
156. - Hmm?
- I... I can do a dinner, fine.Copy !req
157. Maybe it should be a lunch.
Something in the daytime.Copy !req
158. You kidding me?
These guys don't eat lunch until 8:30.Copy !req
159. - You gotta do something late. 9:30, 10:00.
- 9:00 is too late!Copy !req
160. Man, when did you become
such a goddamn indoor cat?Copy !req
161. I'm in sex addiction recovery.
By the way, you should look into it.Copy !req
162. Dave, stop yelling!Copy !req
163. Speaking of strip clubs,Copy !req
164. what was the name of that joint
we used to go to with the Latin chicks?Copy !req
165. The big tits
and the unbelievable sandwiches.Copy !req
166. - Desperados.
- You remember Desperados?Copy !req
167. I've never seen a butt plug that big.Copy !req
168. That place was un-fucking-believable.Copy !req
169. Yes, it was. Yes, it was, Pete.Copy !req
170. Uh...Copy !req
171. Man.Copy !req
172. Yeah, it was good.Copy !req
173. What do you say we go out to dinner?Copy !req
174. I'm talking about you, me,Copy !req
175. about nine Koreans,
and a handful of strippers.Copy !req
176. Sound good?Copy !req
177. No!Copy !req
178. What did I tell you, man?
You don't even respect me.Copy !req
179. We are no longer friends.
I have not forgot how you betrayed me,Copy !req
180. and I do not appreciate you trying
to completely make me lose my momentumCopy !req
181. in terms of my sexual re... re... re... re... Um...Copy !req
182. Listen to me. This deal
ain't gonna be around forever,Copy !req
183. so you go back in that officeCopy !req
184. and tell fucking
country club Captain MorganCopy !req
185. that Pete Seidel doesn't wait
for anybody. Capisce?Copy !req
186. And a sayonara.Copy !req
187. This is gonna get fun.
This is gonna get fun.Copy !req
188. I'm fucking starving.Copy !req
189. Botan.Copy !req
190. Botan! What do you say we shag ass,
grab some wings?Copy !req
191. Is that what I've been smelling?
What is that?Copy !req
192. - Bulgogi.
- "Bu" what?Copy !req
193. Bulgogi.Copy !req
194. More like bu-golden retriever.Copy !req
195. I'm fucking with you.Copy !req
196. You know, you saying we eat dog
is like we say you fuck cousin.Copy !req
197. We do fuck our cousins.Copy !req
198. Only in weird part of country.Copy !req
199. That's not true.
I've had sex with multiple cousins.Copy !req
200. Oh.
A victimless crime.Copy !req
201. Why don't you throw that dog food out?Copy !req
202. Meet me in the parking lot
in five minutes.Copy !req
203. Boys, Botan and I will be back
in about three and a half hours.Copy !req
204. Don't wait up.Copy !req
205. Cousin fucker.Copy !req
206. Fuck!Copy !req
207. Fuck. Fuck!Copy !req
208. Fuck!Copy !req
209. Dave, shut your door!Copy !req
210. I was just very passionate, boss. Sorry.Copy !req
211. Valley Forge Auto, this is Will.
Hello, Will.Copy !req
212. Hey, Phil. Calling me
on the, uh... the... landline here?Copy !req
213. That's right. I snuck up on you.
It's a battle tactic.Copy !req
214. You wouldn't understand it.Copy !req
215. Have you talked to Shane
about closing that account?Copy !req
216. I... I... I... I have, but Phil, listen,
I wanted to flag something for you,Copy !req
217. which is that I think
what's going on here isCopy !req
218. I'm being put in the middle
of a family situationCopy !req
219. that's being passed off
as a business situation.Copy !req
220. - If this was business, I could handle it.
- Like the way you did with Mike Weir?Copy !req
221. - Well, that's low-hanging fruit.
- Guess what?Copy !req
222. Low-hanging fruit shop is still
losing money, and it's been a month!Copy !req
223. But Phil!Copy !req
224. I mean,
the hanging up is freaking nuts!Copy !req
225. Hey, she bust?Copy !req
226. No. Why does everyone keep asking me
if the girl orgasmed?Copy !req
227. It's not even up to me.
I think they decide.Copy !req
228. Also, it's kind of lame being good at sex,
you know?Copy !req
229. For a guy.Copy !req
230. Shane, we gotta go to City Wide Bagel now.Copy !req
231. Hold on there. The small hats can wait.
We got a problem here.Copy !req
232. Listen. You don't make enough money
to be bad at sex.Copy !req
233. - This is what you're talking about?
- It's why chicks love working-class guys.Copy !req
234. Yes.Copy !req
235. Laying it down is all we got!
Go to a strip club. Who's in there?Copy !req
236. Police officers, firemen, crossing guards.Copy !req
237. Watch a porno.
Who's in that? Pool boys, plumbers.Copy !req
238. - Yeah.
- Guess who's not a working-class guy?Copy !req
239. A doctor.Copy !req
240. Pornos tried to do it with the doctors.
What happened?Copy !req
241. Didn't work.
Nobody believed it.Copy !req
242. Nobody thinks a doctor's built
like Johnny Sins. Throbbed up.Copy !req
243. Okay? My doctor's name
is Nimesh Shandrandry.Copy !req
244. Fuck, that's a funny name.Copy !req
245. Got a cock like a marker cap.
He's not exactly laying it down.Copy !req
246. It's why he spent his life thinking.Copy !req
247. - They gotta think their way into pussy.
- Will thinks his way into pussy.Copy !req
248. He's reading
a book about how to eat pussy now.Copy !req
249. Are you reading a book
on how to eat pussy?Copy !req
250. That's the end of this! Shane, we gotta go
close a fleet account now.Copy !req
251. - Okay.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
252. Shane, Jill is here to see you.Copy !req
253. Oh my God!
There she is.Copy !req
254. Is that the girl from last night?
- No. No.Copy !req
255. We gotta—
No, no, Wops.Copy !req
256. Wops, please. Please stay here.
No Wops out front.Copy !req
257. Shane. Shane.
Okay.Copy !req
258. Holy shit, hey!
Hi! Hey!Copy !req
259. How's it going?
Wow.Copy !req
260. It's, uh, good to see you.
Good to see you.Copy !req
261. - It's been a long time.
- It's been forever. How's everything?Copy !req
262. Uh, it's good. Yeah.Copy !req
263. That's great.Copy !req
264. I... I'm a... a nurse.Copy !req
265. - Nice.
- Two kids, and I'm divorced, uh...Copy !req
266. - Sorry to hear that.
- It's fine.Copy !req
267. I'm lying. I'm not.
That's... I'm happy about that.Copy !req
268. - Cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
269. I... I... I got your messages.Copy !req
270. Ah.
So I...Copy !req
271. Yeah, sorry about that.
Just got excited.Copy !req
272. I sent too many, and then...
I didn't mean to come off like a psycho.Copy !req
273. No, it's not psycho. Don't be sorry.Copy !req
274. I just, uh...
I... I actually went to message you back,Copy !req
275. and, uh, your profile was gone,Copy !req
276. so I was like, "Did he block me?"Copy !req
277. No, no, no. After I DM'd you a lot,
I felt embarrassed, so I tried to...Copy !req
278. I deleted my entire account.Copy !req
279. I was hoping it would get rid
of the messages I sent, but it didn't.Copy !req
280. - Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
281. - I'm sorry. I should've responded sooner.
- No, it's...Copy !req
282. Yeah, you're not psychotic.
I'm psychotic. I just showed up here.Copy !req
283. - No, this is... I'm happy you did.
- Yeah.Copy !req
284. Good. Great.Copy !req
285. Yeah.Copy !req
286. Uh, who are these guys?Copy !req
287. Oh, that's the Wops.
Kind of recognize that one.Copy !req
288. You might have seen him on the news.
He gets arrested a lot.Copy !req
289. Hmm. All right.
- Do you wanna get a beer?Copy !req
290. Yes.
Yeah?Copy !req
291. - Yeah.
- Right now?Copy !req
292. No, no! That'd be crazy.
Oh.Copy !req
293. Uh, but I can on Saturday.
Saturday would be awesome.Copy !req
294. I'm free.
Okay, eight o'clock?Copy !req
295. Eight's great.
Okay.Copy !req
296. Yeah.
- Great.Copy !req
297. I'll call or text you.
I'm sure I'll text you before.Copy !req
298. A lot.
Okay!Copy !req
299. - Too much.
- Okay, bye.Copy !req
300. Saturday.Copy !req
301. Oh, let's fucking go!Copy !req
302. Kilah, getting fired up!
Fired up out here.Copy !req
303. That was crazy.
- Yo!Copy !req
304. You see that shit?
- I did.Copy !req
305. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take a breath!
Take a breath! Take a breath!Copy !req
306. All right.Copy !req
307. Oh my goodness, Shane!Copy !req
308. Sorry, I'm excited, bro.Copy !req
309. Knock, knock.Copy !req
310. - Hey! Hey, Bonnie!
- Hey.Copy !req
311. I was so worried about you.
I've been trying to get... get... get you.Copy !req
312. Hey, what are you doing? What's going on?Copy !req
313. Um, I was hoping we could talk.Copy !req
314. Oh, okay. Um...Copy !req
315. Look... really underwater right now.Copy !req
316. How about... Can we do supper?Copy !req
317. - I have plans tonight.
- You do? Great.Copy !req
318. Good. That sounds fun.Copy !req
319. Yeah, just some friends
going to Nitro Taco.Copy !req
320. Uh, well, maybe tomorrow night?Copy !req
321. Honestly, Phil, I think
we should just cool it off for a bit.Copy !req
322. Cool off?
Yes.Copy !req
323. Cool off.Copy !req
324. What is that? I don't...Copy !req
325. Wait. Is this about Shane?Copy !req
326. I apologize for how he behaved yesterday.
I just... I can guarantee you he likes you.Copy !req
327. He really doesn't, but that's okay.
This isn't just about Shane.Copy !req
328. Oh.Copy !req
329. Phil, you work all the time.Copy !req
330. I wanna travel.Copy !req
331. I wanna go out to eat places.
You just never have time to do things.Copy !req
332. You make these plans, then you can't do it
because of work, work, work.Copy !req
333. Bonnie, if I could get somebody else
to do it, I would, but I cannot.Copy !req
334. Shane and Will,
let them take over.Copy !req
335. I cannot trust them to run six stores.
Yes, you can.Copy !req
336. You don't give them a chance.Copy !req
337. I wish I could ride off into the sunset
or to the Poconos with you,Copy !req
338. but I can't do any of that
until it calms down, Bonnie.Copy !req
339. Until it calms down.Copy !req
340. When are things gonna calm down? When?Copy !req
341. I don't know.Copy !req
342. - No, I want to know when. When?
- I don't...Copy !req
343. - I don't know!
- When?Copy !req
344. I don't know when!
You're the fucking clairvoyant.Copy !req
345. - Okay, I didn't mean that.
- You just made this really, really easy.Copy !req
346. You know what? I have to go,
but I'm taking my crystal with me.Copy !req
347. Also, I'd like the letter
I wrote you last week backCopy !req
348. because I am going to burn it
and release the energy to the wind.Copy !req
349. Oh.Copy !req
350. That seems... very significant.Copy !req
351. It is.Copy !req
352. Bye, Phil.Copy !req
353. Bonnie.Copy !req
354. You're struggling.Copy !req
355. Fuck, that was hot.Copy !req
356. Fuck!Copy !req
357. How about that?
Awesome!Copy !req
358. Jill?
- Yeah, Jill.Copy !req
359. - Two for two. You had sex with that girl.
- Oh, no, no. I've forgotten about her.Copy !req
360. - We're focused on her.
- Listen, couldn't be more happy for you.Copy !req
361. Very exciting. We need to go close
that fleet account now.Copy !req
362. For sure, butCopy !req
363. could you tell me about that book?Copy !req
364. - Wh... You serious?
- I'm serious.Copy !req
365. You can't fucking tell anyone ever
I asked you about this.Copy !req
366. Just give me the basics.Copy !req
367. Uh, I think
we've probably got five minutes.Copy !req
368. Yeah.
We can cover it quick.Copy !req
369. Hey, Cal, get rid of the Wops!
Good call.Copy !req
370. Will, I never thought I'd say this.
Can you please teach me how to eat pussy?Copy !req
371. What, um... What is she doing?Copy !req
372. She's releasing our energy, Dave.Copy !req
373. Hmm. Uh, it feels to me
that you probably dodged a bullet.Copy !req
374. At the same time, though,
I can tell this is hard for you,Copy !req
375. and, um, I'm sorry about that, boss.Copy !req
376. Fuck.Copy !req
377. Okay, the frenulum.Copy !req
378. This is the place where the labia
connects just under the clitoris.Copy !req
379. - That spot is basically like—
- Why the fuck did you give it a crew cut?Copy !req
380. It looks like a drill sergeant
yelling at us.Copy !req
381. "You better
find that frenulum, private!"Copy !req
382. If it's one of the girls you've been with,
make sure you draw ass hair too.Copy !req
383. Why... Why don't they know to shave that?Copy !req
384. I don't know. It's like a mullet, dude.
It's clean-shaven up front, then like aCopy !req
385. ponytail hanging out their butt.Copy !req
386. You're getting distracted by the hair.
We don't have much time,Copy !req
387. so just focus on the parts.Copy !req
388. Okay.
Good.Copy !req
389. Your call has been forwarded to a...Copy !req
390. Where is everyone?Copy !req
391. I don't know. Oh, by the way,
Pete from TakaTaka called me.Copy !req
392. He keeps pressuring about this deal.
Says he wants to take us to dinner.Copy !req
393. I told him
Will doesn't really like the idea, so...Copy !req
394. No, we're gonna think about it
because Will's not always right.Copy !req
395. No, he is not.Copy !req
396. If this was a business situation,
I could handle it.Copy !req
397. Dave.Copy !req
398. I've got a little mission for you.Copy !req
399. Yes, yes.Copy !req
400. Whatever you need.
Whatever you need, Phil. Of course.Copy !req
401. So that area is basically like
the underside of the head of the penis.Copy !req
402. Girls don't have penises.Copy !req
403. But it's like the same anatomy.
So if you think about a penis...Copy !req
404. You imagine it as a penis?Copy !req
405. It's not that, but there's
a lot of the same nerve endings.Copy !req
406. Never thought I'd say this. Black people
and Italians are dead right on this.Copy !req
407. This is gay.
No, no, no.Copy !req
408. The frenulum would be like this area.Copy !req
409. And you can imagine that,
if somebody was sort of like,Copy !req
410. you know, massaging that,
that'd feel quite nice.Copy !req
411. - It would.
- That's what you can do.Copy !req
412. You can kind of take your finger
and work along the outside labia,Copy !req
413. and then just sort of massage it.Copy !req
414. Just lightly massage it?
Yeah.Copy !req
415. - Wops are gone.
- Nice.Copy !req
416. - What are you talking about?
- Yeah, what are we talking about?Copy !req
417. - What are you making me look at?
- Okay, Shane.Copy !req
418. - Eww, Will!
- Kilah, absolutely not! This is guy talk.Copy !req
419. Kilah, do you have a "fren-ju-lum"?Copy !req
420. - Mm, I can check the back.
- Frenulum.Copy !req
421. - Girls don't even know.
- How many did you need?Copy !req
422. How many frenulums do you need?
- You know what? I'll just erase it.Copy !req
423. All right. Then, Kilah,
please, back to your seat.Copy !req
424. What the fuck is going on in here? Huh?Copy !req
425. Nothing! We're just going over some stuff.Copy !req
426. What are you going over?
That's a vagina and a penis.Copy !req
427. What are they d... Fuck it!
I don't even wanna know.Copy !req
428. And you. You don't answer your phone
when I'm trying to get ahold of you.Copy !req
429. You're on that goddamn thing all day long
until I need to talk to you.Copy !req
430. What are you so fired up about?Copy !req
431. Why am I so fired up?
Yeah.Copy !req
432. Have you closed
one fleet account today, Shane?Copy !req
433. Did you even ask him?Copy !req
434. Uh, I... I... I asked him.Copy !req
435. And he didn't wanna do it.
What a fucking surprise.Copy !req
436. Here's a 411 for you idiots.Copy !req
437. This business is failing.Copy !req
438. Valley Forge is failing.Copy !req
439. It's going through the fucking floor.Copy !req
440. And what have the two of you done?
Not a goddamn thing.Copy !req
441. Everything I ask you to do,
you don't do it, or you bitch about it,Copy !req
442. or you tell me you're gonna do it
"a different way."Copy !req
443. I told you to fire Mike Weir a month ago.
You know what's going on over there?Copy !req
444. He's done nothing
but just dump money down the toilet.Copy !req
445. Mike needs better marketing
so he can drive car count.Copy !req
446. Guess what?
Mike Weir doesn't need anythingCopy !req
447. but a bunch of boxes
because he's packing up his office.Copy !req
448. I sent Dave over there to handle it.Copy !req
449. What?
Yeah.Copy !req
450. Dave is doing
what I asked you to do a month ago.Copy !req
451. He's firing Mike Weir,
and he had no problem doing it.Copy !req
452. And you, all I asked you to do
was get along with Bonnie.Copy !req
453. Just be nice to Bonnie.
But you couldn't do it, could you?Copy !req
454. And now she wants to cool off,Copy !req
455. and she's gonna go have tacos with friends
at a great authentic Mexican restaurantCopy !req
456. that I wanted to go to.Copy !req
457. I'm sure once the full moon vanishes
or whatever, she'll be all right.Copy !req
458. Yeah, that was fucking hilarious
a month ago, dude. It's worn out now.Copy !req
459. You're just jealous
because I had a girlfriend.Copy !req
460. I'm jealous
that you had a fucking girlfriend?Copy !req
461. For your information,
I had sex last night.Copy !req
462. - She was pretty hot.
- She's very attractive.Copy !req
463. Also, a girl just came in here,
and I'm going on a date with her Saturday.Copy !req
464. That's why Will's drawing
the fucking pussy diagram.Copy !req
465. Do you think two sluts even compares
to a loving relationship?Copy !req
466. Fuck you, dude!
You're banging some fucking hippie.Copy !req
467. Like, that's not impressive either, man.Copy !req
468. - Fuck me?
- Yeah!Copy !req
469. - Fuck me?
- Yes!Copy !req
470. Okay. Things are gonna change around here.Copy !req
471. Things are definitely gonna changeCopy !req
472. because I am done trying
with the two of you.Copy !req
473. What does that mean?
What do you think?Copy !req
474. You wanna be a mechanic? Go be a mechanic.Copy !req
475. You wanna order khakis online?
Be my fucking guest.Copy !req
476. But you are no longer partners
in this business.Copy !req
477. Got it?Copy !req
478. Well, what the fuck does that mean?Copy !req
479. It means I am releasing your energy. Okay?Copy !req
480. Just keep going with this.Copy !req
481. Okay, so, um,Copy !req
482. there's nerve endings all around.Copy !req
483. Fuck.Copy !req