1. You would get sprinkles
on your donut.Copy !req
2. What does that mean?
- That means you're light in the loafers.Copy !req
3. Getting sprinkles?Copy !req
4. Well, just because I like
the delicate texture of a sprinkle,Copy !req
5. somehow I'm less of a man?Copy !req
6. "Just 'cause I like
the delicate texture of a sprinkle"?Copy !req
7. - Jesus Christ, dude.
- Whatever!Copy !req
8. Anyway, you gotta play nice
with Phil today.Copy !req
9. Okay.Copy !req
10. No, I'm serious. It's on you.
He doesn't wanna hear anything from me.Copy !req
11. Do not raise your voice to me
with sprinkles on your lips.Copy !req
12. Shane!Copy !req
13. You dead?Copy !req
14. I wish.Copy !req
15. Oh, it'd suck to die in that car.Copy !req
16. It'd be so embarrassing.
The Grim Reaper would come down and go,Copy !req
17. "Oh my God, this car is gay as hell, man."Copy !req
18. No, he wouldn't.
This car might save your life.Copy !req
19. Are you all right?Copy !req
20. Yeah, I'm fucking awesome, Will.
I slept in my car last night.Copy !req
21. I couldn't even face Barb.Copy !req
22. Didn't Pete delete the photos?
- You don't have to worry about it anymore.Copy !req
23. It's not about the physical photos.Copy !req
24. You delete those,
there'll be photos in the future.Copy !req
25. I can't stop sucking tits
now that I've tasted them again.Copy !req
26. I have to tell Barb my true nature.Copy !req
27. Even if it costs me half my stuff
and the love of my life.Copy !req
28. Barb?Copy !req
29. Of course Barb. Who the fuck else
would I be talking about?Copy !req
30. Well, you have sex with a lot of women
that aren't Barb.Copy !req
31. You can see why we'd be confused.Copy !req
32. - Of course you'd get sprinkles.
- See? Exactly.Copy !req
33. Okay, I'm done with this conversation.Copy !req
34. Good luck with your gross guy shit.
Hope she kills you.Copy !req
35. Really gonna go through with this?
I must.Copy !req
36. I can't live a lie any longer.Copy !req
37. Wish me luck, Shane.Copy !req
38. God damn, dude.Copy !req
39. I wish this car sucked,
but it fucking rules.Copy !req
40. I know.Copy !req
41. Ooh. God damn! She's gonna forgive you.Copy !req
42. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
43. "That's so cool, Dave.
I forgive you, brother."Copy !req
44. - "I'm your wife, Barb."
- That's not what she sounds like.Copy !req
45. - True. It should be deeper.
- She has a more delicate voice.Copy !req
46. She sounds like a wrestler.
- My wife does not sound like a wrestler!Copy !req
47. She's gonna settle this
at SummerSlam, brother.Copy !req
48. I'll see you in Atlanta.
Fuck you!Copy !req
49. Yo, Cal, I got a good one for you.
1975 Pontiac.Copy !req
50. '75 Pontiac?Copy !req
51. Who...?Copy !req
52. Fuck.Copy !req
53. Hey, man.Copy !req
54. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
55. '75 Pontiac?Copy !req
56. Yeah, it's whatever.Copy !req
57. Listen, about what I said
the other day, I—Copy !req
58. It's fine. People don't have time
for my friendship. It's fine.Copy !req
59. You know, this car might take a while.Copy !req
60. I don't even care.Copy !req
61. You know what?
Why don't I give you a ride home?Copy !req
62. You can show me those cars
you have lying around.Copy !req
63. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
64. Yeah, man. Fuck yeah. That would be great.Copy !req
65. Oh.Copy !req
66. Uh, my brothers might be home.Copy !req
67. You know what? Fuck it. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
68. Do you wanna stop and get donuts?Copy !req
69. Sure. Yeah.
Yeah!Copy !req
70. Wait. Do you like sprinkles?Copy !req
71. Because my brothers say sprinkles
are for queers and socialists.Copy !req
72. So if you get sprinkles,Copy !req
73. eat it before we get to the house
and then not say that you got it.Copy !req
74. Yeah, I just won't...
I just won't get sprinkles.Copy !req
75. Smart.Copy !req
76. - Let's go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
77. Yeah, let's...Copy !req
78. Let's go.Copy !req
79. So what you're telling me
is TakaTaka TiresCopy !req
80. is willing to pay the leasing
on all Valley Forge locations.Copy !req
81. Yes.
- It was Will's idea.Copy !req
82. But Shane's execution.Copy !req
83. Well, it's good to hear
that you're putting your skills to use.Copy !req
84. Additionally,Copy !req
85. it's nice to know that my tenacious
business abilities have influenced you.Copy !req
86. All right.Copy !req
87. No, we've definitely been influenced
by...Copy !req
88. your tenacious business abilities.Copy !req
89. - I gotta be vulnerable for a moment.
- You don't have to be vulnerable.Copy !req
90. But at this particular time,Copy !req
91. I'm just not comfortable
making any major business decisionsCopy !req
92. given my current headspace.Copy !req
93. The fuck's that mean?Copy !req
94. It means I don't wanna make
any sweeping changes with Valley ForgeCopy !req
95. unless Bonnie's back.Copy !req
96. Where the fuck's she at?Copy !req
97. Hogwarts?Copy !req
98. I don't know where that is, Shane,Copy !req
99. so you don't get to enjoy it.Copy !req
100. Okay, well, where is she?
At this hour?Copy !req
101. Most likely using
her homeopathic practicesCopy !req
102. to heal the hurt.Copy !req
103. To repair the emotionally damaged.Copy !req
104. Something you wouldn't know
anything about, Shane,Copy !req
105. since you never gave Bonnie
the chance to heal you.Copy !req
106. Fuck.Copy !req
107. You want me to go over there?
I do.Copy !req
108. - Will it put you in a better headspace?
- It will.Copy !req
109. Fuck it. Yeah, I'll go.Copy !req
110. Namaste.Copy !req
111. Do you even know what that means?Copy !req
112. I do not.Copy !req
113. Oh fuck!Copy !req
114. Babe?Copy !req
115. Honey?Copy !req
116. - What the fuck?
- Oh God!Copy !req
117. What is this?
Where's the door?Copy !req
118. Right behind you, dickhead.
- Damn it!Copy !req
119. Barb, what is this?Copy !req
120. It's...Copy !req
121. - I'm sorry. Jeez, I'm real sorry, man.
- Oh, you're sorry?Copy !req
122. Who the fuck is this bozo?Copy !req
123. I'm Jerry. Jerry Devlin.
Jerry Devlin's Hot Tubs.Copy !req
124. Oh, Jerry Devlin's Hot Tubs!Copy !req
125. Don't plug your failing small business
when you just fucked my wife!Copy !req
126. Are you serious?Copy !req
127. I was thinking of buying a hot tub.
That's... That's all.Copy !req
128. - This how you were gonna get a deal?
- Actually, it was a good discount.Copy !req
129. - It was a twofer.
- Look, it was a surprise.Copy !req
130. They also double as cold plunges.Copy !req
131. We're not talking about that right now!Copy !req
132. You fucked this guy? Are you kidding me?
You fucking cheated on me?Copy !req
133. Excuse me? Cheating? Dave?
Uh...Copy !req
134. We really want to do this right now?
The balls on you.Copy !req
135. Yeah.
- You cheated on me, pal. Remember that?Copy !req
136. And I stopped.
I haven't cheated on you in six months.Copy !req
137. I don't even watch porn anymore.Copy !req
138. I go to Sex Addicts Anonymous
'cause you wanted me to.Copy !req
139. I don't even get Lebanese from a place
'cause the lady out front has big tits.Copy !req
140. You talking about Atala's?
Shut up!Copy !req
141. Turn around. Face the fucking wall.
I'm talking to my wife.Copy !req
142. I was doing good all because of you
'cause you asked me to.Copy !req
143. I didn't ask for all this.
That's the problem, Dave.Copy !req
144. The problem is I fucking listened?Copy !req
145. The problem is you're kind of a pussy now.Copy !req
146. All this good boy shit's gone way too far.Copy !req
147. No porn.Copy !req
148. Sex Addicts Anonymous?Copy !req
149. You used to come home and slap my ass.Copy !req
150. Now? You kiss me on the forehead.
It's fucking gross, man.Copy !req
151. I never wanted you to change.Copy !req
152. I just didn't want you
to fuck all those whores behind my back.Copy !req
153. And now, what the hell is this?Copy !req
154. I live with an Amish schoolboy.Copy !req
155. Oh, Amish schoolboy, huh?Copy !req
156. Guess what this schoolboy was up to
Tuesday when I said I was working late.Copy !req
157. I was sucking a stripper's tits!
And it tasted and felt awesome to do that.Copy !req
158. The moment those nipples
grazed my whiskers,Copy !req
159. my essence was restored to me.Copy !req
160. I love doing that stuff.
But I also love you, Barb.Copy !req
161. Yeah, I wanna fuck these girls,
but I'm not building a family with them.Copy !req
162. I wanna get sucked off five times tops,Copy !req
163. then I'll move on and come back to you.
That's what I want.Copy !req
164. I get it.Copy !req
165. I... I like dicks too.Copy !req
166. So many dicks.Copy !req
167. Obviously yours.Copy !req
168. Dave, sweetheart,Copy !req
169. you're the only man
I wanna spend my life with.Copy !req
170. That's exactly how I feel.Copy !req
171. - Does this mean I can fuck other girls?
- Yes.Copy !req
172. - And you fuck guys every once in a while?
- Yes.Copy !req
173. - That sounds awesome.
- Communication.Copy !req
174. - This is what we needed.
- It's the best day of my life.Copy !req
175. - I love you so much.
- I love you so much.Copy !req
176. My wife left me a few months ago.Copy !req
177. Still working through it, but, um,Copy !req
178. you two have something really special.Copy !req
179. Shut the fuck up, dude!Copy !req
180. Shane, I am honored
that you asked me to lead you today.Copy !req
181. Yeah.Copy !req
182. Mm. I promise youCopy !req
183. this is gonna be a positive experience.Copy !req
184. Yeah?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
185. - Jesus Christ, what's in this?
- Oh, it's my special root mixture.Copy !req
186. There's chamomile, mint, cinnamon.Copy !req
187. Okay, that's good.
Yep, and some psilocybin.Copy !req
188. And, of course, acacia,
which is in the house of DMT.Copy !req
189. It's fucking DMT?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.Copy !req
190. If I drink this
and my brain turns to mush,Copy !req
191. don't put me in a home or anything.
Just take me out back and make it quick.Copy !req
192. Done.Copy !req
193. Now we're gonna do some deep breaths.
Okay.Copy !req
194. Inhale, one, two, three.Copy !req
195. Exhale, one, two, three.Copy !req
196. Let's do another. Inhale, one, two, three.Copy !req
197. Very good.Copy !req
198. - Will, that's fucking annoying.
- What? It's relaxing.Copy !req
199. Oh, you're relaxed?
Yeah.Copy !req
200. Then switch places with me,
and you can drink the scary potion,Copy !req
201. and I'll stand there
and breathe like a dickhead.Copy !req
202. Well...Copy !req
203. No, I can't.
I have dietary restrictions, so I can't.Copy !req
204. So I'll... I'll just stand here quietly.
Okay.Copy !req
205. Okay, Shane.Copy !req
206. It's time to drink your tea.Copy !req
207. You just drink it?
Just drink it.Copy !req
208. Fuck it.Copy !req
209. Whoa!Copy !req
210. What?Copy !req
211. Uh, well, usually clients,
you know, they... they sip the tea.Copy !req
212. I didn't sip it. Is that bad?Copy !req
213. I—
I drank the whole thing.Copy !req
214. I've never had anyone
drink it that fast before,Copy !req
215. but I honestly think if you lay back,
make yourself cozy, lie down...Copy !req
216. It is quite fast-acting,
so we'll get into it.Copy !req
217. Okay.
There you go. Cozy? You all set?Copy !req
218. No, I'm not fucking cozy.
Look at this thing.Copy !req
219. I want you to close your eyes,
and we'll breathe in one more time.Copy !req
220. - You can put your head back. Inhale.
- Okay.Copy !req
221. Exhale, one, two, three.Copy !req
222. Do you see anything?Copy !req
223. - No. I don't see shit.
- Okay. Okay, I think that's good.Copy !req
224. Oh...Copy !req
225. You're safe. You're safe, Shane.Copy !req
226. Oh...Copy !req
227. Oh!Copy !req
228. There it is.Copy !req
229. Time has come.Copy !req
230. I can't stay here anymore.Copy !req
231. I don't belong.Copy !req
232. I gotta go out and find my own thing.Copy !req
233. Gonna start my own village.Copy !req
234. What about Will?Copy !req
235. I want Will to come with me.Copy !req
236. I don't want him to stay here
and have sex with Reagan forever.Copy !req
237. I want him to find his own woman.Copy !req
238. Or guy.Copy !req
239. But I just...
I can't live under Phil anymore.Copy !req
240. I don't have anything.Copy !req
241. Plus, Phil's got this new girlfriend.Copy !req
242. Super hot.
Her nipples are out all the time.Copy !req
243. She does witchcraft.
It's pretty sick for him.Copy !req
244. Big deal, you love Bonnie. You'd do
anything to get her back. Shut up!Copy !req
245. She's not coming back, Dad.
You could give up on it.Copy !req
246. I would chase her if I were you.Copy !req
247. I didn't see the nipples.
Will told me about them.Copy !req
248. He said they were nice.Copy !req
249. But I gotta go.Copy !req
250. I gotta go out in the woods by myself.Copy !req
251. Find a hot, young, fertile lady
that'll give me kids of my own.Copy !req
252. Shane, where's your helmet?
Coach Dunn, why are you here?Copy !req
253. - You get that helmet on, mister.
- I don't know where it is!Copy !req
254. Get your ass on that field!
- I can't go on without a helmet.Copy !req
255. I'll count to three.
I'm too old!Copy !req
256. - Why are you acting like this?
- One.Copy !req
257. Don't count to three.
Two!Copy !req
258. I don't know where the helmet is!
I left it in my locker.Copy !req
259. Three. That's it!Copy !req
260. You can't tell me
what to do anymore.Copy !req
261. You're a fucking high school coach.Copy !req
262. You don't have any power.Copy !req
263. Kilah... kill this fucking guy.Copy !req
264. You really killed him.Copy !req
265. - Thanks, Kilah.
- I had a gun in my sleeve.Copy !req
266. Well,Copy !req
267. it's time for me to head out.
Hit the old dusty trail.Copy !req
268. But before I go, I have one question.Copy !req
269. Bonnie, can I please see your boobs?Copy !req
270. What the fuck?
Why does he keep saying that?Copy !req
271. I'm sorry.Copy !req
272. Not today.Copy !req
273. Whatever.Copy !req
274. Well, guys, I guess this is the end.Copy !req
275. I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
276. ButCopy !req
277. I gotta go.Copy !req
278. Gotta start my own life, you know?Copy !req
279. Guys?Copy !req
280. Hello?Copy !req
281. Kilah?Copy !req
282. Cal?Copy !req
283. I'm here.Copy !req
284. Jared?Copy !req
285. I just wanted to feel my toes
in the grass.Copy !req
286. All right, get me the fuck out of here.Copy !req
287. Get me the fuck out of here!Copy !req
288. Bonnie, is he dying?Copy !req
289. No, I think
this is just part of the process.Copy !req
290. I think it's normal.Copy !req
291. Didn't work.Copy !req
292. Sorry.Copy !req
293. Okay.Copy !req
294. We gotta get out of here.
I think the tea fucked my stomach up.Copy !req
295. Also, that guy's been creeping me out.Copy !req
296. Oh, yeah. He works here. I hate him.
Yeah.Copy !req
297. Hang on, fellas.
I got something I wanna say.Copy !req
298. First of all, Shane, thank youCopy !req
299. for what you did up there
for Bonnie and I.Copy !req
300. No problem.Copy !req
301. You guys should get married after that,
or at least get some head out of it.Copy !req
302. Hey, try not to fuck up this moment.
All right. All right.Copy !req
303. Listen, my time away from BonnieCopy !req
304. gave me the headspace to think about
what I wanna do for the future.Copy !req
305. Two earrings?
Shane.Copy !req
306. I wanna travel the earth and sea
with Bonnie.Copy !req
307. I wanna explore the world with herCopy !req
308. and also explore each other.Copy !req
309. Ew, Dad.Copy !req
310. So the decision that I've madeCopy !req
311. is I'm turning over complete control
of Valley Forge to the two of you.Copy !req
312. - Holy shit.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
313. Yeah, it's real. You should smile.Copy !req
314. Wait, so we can do the TakaTaka deal?Copy !req
315. You do whatever's best for Valley Forge.
You're in charge now.Copy !req
316. Dad, this is honestly
the coolest thing you've ever done.Copy !req
317. There are, however, stipulations.Copy !req
318. You will respond to all my phone calls.Copy !req
319. No deal.
Shane!Copy !req
320. Every other day.Copy !req
321. - No.
- Shane!Copy !req
322. A text message.
And I don't mean monkeys with makeupCopy !req
323. or big people on hoverboards.
None of that shit.Copy !req
324. Text every other day.Copy !req
325. Done.
- Deal.Copy !req
326. Deal.
Phil, thank you so much.Copy !req
327. You're welcome.Copy !req
328. Oh, first order of business,
we fire Cal and KilahCopy !req
329. and hire illegal immigrants.Copy !req
330. That's interesting
because if you fuck up Valley Forge,Copy !req
331. and let's be honest,
there's a good chance that can happen,Copy !req
332. I'm gonna have to sell the company
and replace you with illegals.Copy !req
333. But in the meantime,Copy !req
334. have fun with it.Copy !req
335. Thanks.Copy !req
336. Wow! Many, many blessings
to you both, man.Copy !req
337. What's up?Copy !req
338. Oh!Copy !req
339. No, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
340. All right, stop right here.
Okay.Copy !req
341. Well, this is it.Copy !req
342. Hell of a place you got here.
- Yeah, isn't it great?Copy !req
343. Been with us for a few generations.Copy !req
344. Behind that house that got blown up,
bunch of cars I wanna show you.Copy !req
345. - Come check 'em out.
- Yeah.Copy !req
346. Yeah, let's park here. We'll walk.Copy !req
347. We don't wanna bring
too much attention to us.Copy !req
348. Come on.Copy !req
349. All right.Copy !req
350. It's just you out here or...?
No, there's a bunch of us.Copy !req
351. Z28 with the 350 small-block.Copy !req
352. Whoa!Copy !req
353. '65 Mustang.Copy !req
354. Cherry red?
And, of course...Copy !req
355. Yo!Copy !req
356. '62 Corvette.Copy !req
357. I've never seen one of these
in person.Copy !req
358. All original parts.Copy !req
359. This is a factory four-speed?Copy !req
360. Sure is.Copy !req
361. Holy...Copy !req
362. This.Copy !req
363. This is my baby.Copy !req
364. Oh, that's your baby?Copy !req
365. Uh-oh.Copy !req
366. Crashing in on y'all's little playdate?Copy !req
367. No.Copy !req
368. Hey, Thatch.Copy !req
369. - What happened to your shirt?
- I was chasing a rabbit. It's private.Copy !req
370. Frank, you're supposed to get approval
before inviting guests. Remember that?Copy !req
371. Yeah, I know. This is my friend, Cal.Copy !req
372. Friend? Whoa. Well, hell.
You finally got yourself a little friend.Copy !req
373. How about that?Copy !req
374. We should celebrate.Copy !req
375. What do you do for parties?
What do they got there?Copy !req
376. They got, uh, cake.Copy !req
377. Confetti. What else?
What else do you want at your party?Copy !req
378. - Piñata?
- No! No.Copy !req
379. On my property, you will speak English!Copy !req
380. Sure, man.Copy !req
381. What are you doing here?Copy !req
382. I'm just...
Cal's the mechanic.Copy !req
383. Yeah? We're not standing
in an auto body shop right now, are we?Copy !req
384. No.
- What?Copy !req
385. No.Copy !req
386. Hey, look, if it's a problem, I can leave.Copy !req
387. Nah, that's okay.
I'm just messing with you guys.Copy !req
388. You told him not to open
the trunk of the Pontiac?Copy !req
389. Yeah.
- Don't look in the trunk of the Pontiac.Copy !req
390. I won't. I promise.
Good.Copy !req
391. All right, I'm heading out.
Gonna go to the range.Copy !req
392. See you around, Cal.Copy !req
393. See you, Thatch.Copy !req
394. He's just goofing around. You know family.Copy !req
395. Yeah.
Just bust balls.Copy !req
396. But how cool is this?Copy !req
397. This is awesome, man. You know,
I'm gonna, I think, hit the road.Copy !req
398. My stomach's acting kinda funny, and I—Copy !req
399. Don't wanna take it for a drive?
- No, no. We'll just—Copy !req
400. Is it the donuts?Copy !req
401. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
402. If it's the donuts,
I'll fucking hate myself.Copy !req
403. I promise it's not the donuts, man.Copy !req
404. I'll call you tonight,
make sure you're all right.Copy !req
405. - Hope you're feeling better.
- I'll text you or something.Copy !req
406. You can FaceTime me.
It's like we're in the room together.Copy !req
407. I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!Copy !req