1. As far as I'm concerned,
as of today, the old Valley Forge is dead.Copy !req
2. Now, we've done some renovations,Copy !req
3. gotten ourselves a new logo,
new swag, and a new attitude.Copy !req
4. I'm not fucking wearing this.Copy !req
5. Looks nice, huh?Copy !req
6. - What do you mean?
- The new sign.Copy !req
7. The sign is new? Oh, it's…Copy !req
8. - The name is different. New name.
- No!Copy !req
9. No, no!Copy !req
10. Today is day one of our marketing blitz.Copy !req
11. We need to spread the word far and wideCopy !req
12. that not only is Valley Forge
the best place to get your tires,Copy !req
13. it's the only place.Copy !req
14. We will murder hornet
the competition, guaranteed.Copy !req
15. We've revamped the website.
Billboards are going up.Copy !req
16. What's that? I'm way in the back.Copy !req
17. This is going up on a billboard?Copy !req
18. I'm not trying to complain,
but I don't like it.Copy !req
19. I look like Beetlejuice.Copy !req
20. Right now, coupons are going out
to every house in a ten-mile radius.Copy !req
21. We're all in on this idea.Copy !req
22. We're gonna make damn sure everyone knows
we sell the best tires in AmericaCopy !req
23. at the lowest prices.Copy !req
24. Oh wow.
That was an incredible speech, Phil.Copy !req
25. Dave, be quiet.Copy !req
26. Now, next week is our grand reopening.Copy !req
27. This radio ad is gonna play
ten times a day, every day for a month.Copy !req
28. Every word has been
carefully crafted and curated,Copy !req
29. so I don't want one syllable changed
in the script.Copy !req
30. I'll tell you what we should do
for the reopening. It's Valley Forge.Copy !req
31. We should make it
Revolutionary War-themed.Copy !req
32. Themes are usually tacky.
What do you think, Will?Copy !req
33. Uh, well…Copy !req
34. Uh, I think you're dead-on, Phil.Copy !req
35. Themes are so tacky.Copy !req
36. Dave, why are you here?Copy !req
37. This is an owners-only meeting.Copy !req
38. But since you are here, I'm gonna need you
to run this location today. Can you do it?Copy !req
39. Wait, wait.
You don't think I could do Will's job?Copy !req
40. Quite frankly,
I'm not sure how you do anything, Dave.Copy !req
41. You're gonna be here alone for four hours,Copy !req
42. so try not to fuck anything.Copy !req
43. Yeah, Dave. Try not to fuck anything
for once in your life!Copy !req
44. Yeah, Dave. Disgusting!Copy !req
45. Shane, whenever you read the radio ad,Copy !req
46. I need you to read it loud.Copy !req
47. Shouting. A lot.Copy !req
48. Oh, definitely. I'll definitely do that.Copy !req
49. - I can see you making that face.
- What face?Copy !req
50. The "I'm not gonna do
what Phil just asked me to do" face.Copy !req
51. - You can see that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
52. - Come on. Where's my sweet little boy?
- Don't fucking do that.Copy !req
53. Where's my sweet little shouty boy?Copy !req
54. All right. I'll do it.Copy !req
55. - Shane.
- Shane!Copy !req
56. - Shane!
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
57. Not you.Copy !req
58. - Dave, stay off our side.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
59. So we'll have this set up for you
in no time at all. Really.Copy !req
60. Well, really, we're just trying to do
something nice for our customers here.Copy !req
61. Hey, welcome to Valley Forge.
How can we help you?Copy !req
62. Okay, um, anything we can do for you here?Copy !req
63. My car's making a weird sound.
I need you to fix it.Copy !req
64. Okay. What's it sound like?Copy !req
65. I just told you. Weird.Copy !req
66. Weird. Uh, yeah, we can handle weird
no problem, actually.Copy !req
67. And while we look at that,Copy !req
68. why don't you look at
our incredible prices?Copy !req
69. We're running a special.Copy !req
70. We're selling tires at cost.Copy !req
71. Just a… a great bargain.Copy !req
72. Fix my car.Copy !req
73. Absolutely.Copy !req
74. I'll go hand this off to the mechanic now.
Put it right at the top of the list.Copy !req
75. Fuck these assholes. Am I right?Copy !req
76. So I'm gonna go give the keys
to the mechanic now,Copy !req
77. and we'll talk later.Copy !req
78. Cal, listen to me, buddy.Copy !req
79. There's a threatening ethnic white
out there.Copy !req
80. His car's making a noise.
I need you to drive it around,Copy !req
81. tell me what it is,
fix it, and get him the fuck out fast.Copy !req
82. - I can't drive today.
- Oh! What the fuck happened to you?Copy !req
83. - He got stung by a hornet.
- Are you allergic?Copy !req
84. - I don't think so.
- He's fine. He looks fine.Copy !req
85. - That looks all right to you?
- It was worse earlier.Copy !req
86. It's not that bad.
This is just a regular bee sting.Copy !req
87. - Dude, it's wet.
- No, that's something else.Copy !req
88. No, it's not!Copy !req
89. You know what? Fine, Kilah, you drive.Copy !req
90. I don't give a fuck about your eye,
is what I just remembered.Copy !req
91. - You can drive. Right, Kilah?
- Yes!Copy !req
92. You drive, you sit in the passenger seat,
listen, figure it out,Copy !req
93. tell me what it is, fix the car,
get that scary motherfucker out of here.Copy !req
94. - You're gonna let Kilah drive?
- Yes.Copy !req
95. Between you, you got three eyes.
You can figure it out. Here.Copy !req
96. Get him gone.Copy !req
97. - When's the last time you drove?
- Today!Copy !req
98. Greetings. Come on down
to Valley Forge Auto grand reopeningCopy !req
99. next Saturday.Copy !req
100. We have True Thread tires at cost.Copy !req
101. That's $99 a piece, lowest prices around.Copy !req
102. Your dad said
he wanted you to scream the ad.Copy !req
103. I'm not screaming the ad.
We'll look like idiots.Copy !req
104. That's what he said he wanted you to do,
and he's paying for it, so…Copy !req
105. Phil's a moron.Copy !req
106. Hey, whenever you're ready.Copy !req
107. Come on down to Valley Forge Auto
grand reopening next Saturday.Copy !req
108. - We have True Thread tires—
- Cut.Copy !req
109. - That's as loud as I can scream.
- I'm the one that has to answer for this.Copy !req
110. He gave me explicit instructions, okay?Copy !req
111. I'm gonna have to look him in the eye.Copy !req
112. I can tell you don't care,
but I'm trying to be a team player.Copy !req
113. That's all I'm trying to do here, so…Copy !req
114. Fuck!Copy !req
115. I have to look him in the eye
and tell him I can't control his son.Copy !req
116. Fuck, I'm becoming Dave.Copy !req
117. What we should be doing is
trashing our competitors.Copy !req
118. Like, "National Tire Center. They forgot
about 9/11. We didn't. Disgusting."Copy !req
119. No.Copy !req
120. "National Tire Center. I heard they're
owned by a private equity firmCopy !req
121. that also dabbles in child trafficking."Copy !req
122. Shane, just read the ad
and scream like a banshee.Copy !req
123. I'm not gonna scream like a banshee.Copy !req
124. Fine. I'll come in there
and scream the ad.Copy !req
125. All right, come in. Get in here, big boy.Copy !req
126. Do you hear anything?Copy !req
127. Not if you keep talking.Copy !req
128. No, I can't. I'm not hearing anything.Copy !req
129. All right, let's get iced coffee.Copy !req
130. Kilah, no. This guy's a psycho.Copy !req
131. - Come on! It'll be quick.
- What if you spill it in here?Copy !req
132. I know how to drink an iced coffee.Copy !req
133. How's that my fault? I said,
"Look out, there's a lady and a stroller."Copy !req
134. I just… You didn't say it.
I didn't see her.Copy !req
135. And you probably
could have said it sooner.Copy !req
136. Kilah, you almost killed a woman
and her child.Copy !req
137. The baby thought it was funny.Copy !req
138. I think.Copy !req
139. - Greetings! Come on down—
- No. Louder.Copy !req
140. Greetings! Come on down to—Copy !req
141. You're not yelling.Copy !req
142. I am yelling.
You didn't yell. I'm yelling.Copy !req
143. You need to really yell.
You gotta feel it.Copy !req
144. Pretend somebody recorded over
your lady golf porn.Copy !req
145. I don't watch lady golf porn.
It's the LPGA.Copy !req
146. You definitely jack off to lady golf.Copy !req
147. I'm not jacking off to it!
They have the most relatable yardages…Copy !req
148. Greetings! Come on down
to Valley Forge Auto this Saturday—Copy !req
149. - No, louder.
- Shane, I'm gonna pass out!Copy !req
150. If you pass out,
we'll get you a juice box.Copy !req
151. Greetings! Come on down
to Valley Forge Auto this Saturday!Copy !req
152. - We've got True Thread tires…
- No way.Copy !req
153. What?Copy !req
154. That guyCopy !req
155. had sex with that girl.Copy !req
156. - No.
- W… what's going on in there?Copy !req
157. What's going on?Copy !req
158. Did you have sex with Miss October?Copy !req
159. Oh, yes.Copy !req
160. Nah, you're lying, man.Copy !req
161. No, I'm not lying.
Can we just focus on the ad?Copy !req
162. The Dogman is gonna love this guy.Copy !req
163. Can you guys go live on the air right now?Copy !req
164. Yeah. Hell yeah.Copy !req
165. - Sure. Can we talk about the shop?
- You can talk about whatever you want.Copy !req
166. Oh fuck. It's my ex.Copy !req
167. - The threesome guy?
- Yeah, he sucks.Copy !req
168. - Then don't pick it up.
- What?Copy !req
169. Don't put it on speakerphone.Copy !req
170. Come pick up your fucking hamster.Copy !req
171. Goddamn it. I told you
I'd be over to get it. Get off my ass.Copy !req
172. Well, my new girlfriend is allergic.Copy !req
173. What's his name?Copy !req
174. Who the fuck is that?Copy !req
175. Don't worry about it.
I'll be over later. Goodbye.Copy !req
176. Be over later?Copy !req
177. We gotta make a stop.Copy !req
178. Kilah, no. We're not making
any more stops.Copy !req
179. There's fuckin' coffee everywhere.
My eye's all fucked up.Copy !req
180. The coffee's gone. This will take
two seconds. We're almost there—Copy !req
181. It's not gonna—Copy !req
182. The swelling's getting in my ear canal.
I can't hear shit.Copy !req
183. Oh, great. Good thing
we're listening for sounds here.Copy !req
184. That was The Recess Boys,
only on Dogman… Hoo-hoo! …and the Squirt.Copy !req
185. Kevin, thank you again so much
for coming in,Copy !req
186. and congratulations again to your band,
The Recess Boys,Copy !req
187. on winning the Battle of the Bands.Copy !req
188. - Well done.
- Indeed!Copy !req
189. Well done!Copy !req
190. Okay, Squirt, so it came to our attention
during the breakCopy !req
191. that one of the guys
we have coming in hereCopy !req
192. may have slept with our very own,
the stunning Miss October, Reagan.Copy !req
193. No!Copy !req
194. - One of you two slept with her?
- What our producer is telling us!Copy !req
195. Oh my God!Copy !req
196. Which one was it? Foghorn Leghorn or Bugs?Copy !req
197. Oh, uh, me.Copy !req
198. Bugs. Will.Copy !req
199. - Okay! Well, lucky man.
- Yeah, very lucky!Copy !req
200. How about you, big guy? You ever
drag any ladies up to your bell tower?Copy !req
201. What?Copy !req
202. - "What?"
- I've… I've never been on the radio.Copy !req
203. I'm Shane.Copy !req
204. Oh, good. I was starting to think
he was one of the nonverbal ones.Copy !req
205. He knows his name!Copy !req
206. Shane gets a lot of ladies
up in his bell tower.Copy !req
207. - Sure. Okay. Okay, fine.
- Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
208. - Tell me again, where is it you guys work?
- Uh, Valley Forge Automo… Uh…Copy !req
209. Train by day,
Valley Forge Automotive by night, all day.Copy !req
210. The Squirt strikes again!Copy !req
211. You're in the doghouse now, baby!Copy !req
212. Woof, woof! The doghouse!Copy !req
213. Dog pound! Yeah!Copy !req
214. Tell me about Valley Forge Auto.Copy !req
215. Yes, so Valley Forge Auto…Copy !req
216. Hey!Copy !req
217. Hey, that's my son.Copy !req
218. …and we sell the cheapest tires.Copy !req
219. Yeah?Copy !req
220. So you work in an auto repair chainCopy !req
221. and somehow manage to bone a bikini model?Copy !req
222. This is not adding up.Copy !req
223. Will had sex with her,
and then he cried afterwards.Copy !req
224. I didn't cry!Copy !req
225. - I didn't cry afterwards.
- Oh, he cried during.Copy !req
226. No, listen. L… let's get back
to what we were talking about earlierCopy !req
227. with cheap tires
'cause… 'cause that's exciting.Copy !req
228. - That's very exciting, to know a place—
- Oh no!Copy !req
229. - We're gonna lose the Squirt.
- Wake the Squirt up.Copy !req
230. He's narcoleptic. Bore him, he goes out.Copy !req
231. Will likes dirty talk during sex.Copy !req
232. - Oh, here we go! We're back!
- Now we're back in the game!Copy !req
233. - Get back to work.
- Why'd you say that to them?Copy !req
234. It's the morning zoo. It's a zoo.Copy !req
235. Here you go, bitch.Copy !req
236. Who the fuck is that?Copy !req
237. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
238. - What's wrong with his eye?
- He sneezed while eating my pussy.Copy !req
239. - He's on the mend.
- Is that supposed to make me jealous?Copy !req
240. Nah, it just does.Copy !req
241. Hey, I'm Cal.Copy !req
242. No one is talking to you.Copy !req
243. - Then why are you looking right at me?
- You're just gonna roll up your window?Copy !req
244. Sorry?Copy !req
245. You will be!Copy !req
246. Hey, how about a parting gift?Copy !req
247. Just one second.
It's gonna be great. You're gonna love it.Copy !req
248. Just stay right there!Copy !req
249. Got something great for you!Copy !req
250. The fuck's going on with this guy?Copy !req
251. Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!Copy !req
252. Try rolling up your window now! Try it!Copy !req
253. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
254. That was a strike!
A fastball right down the middle!Copy !req
255. And you're out!Copy !req
256. Kilah, get in the car!Copy !req
257. Just so you know, I got stung by a hornet!Copy !req
258. I wasn't eating her pussy!Copy !req
259. Yeah, sure, man!Copy !req
260. Can we get back together?Copy !req
261. No!Copy !req
262. Kilah, can we go?Copy !req
263. Please?Copy !req
264. - Why? 'Cause I broke a window?
- No!Copy !req
265. You're seriously dating this guy?Copy !req
266. What's going on? Are you dating?Copy !req
267. Oh, there's that sound.Copy !req
268. Yeah, it's probably the belt tensioner.Copy !req
269. So, Will, you're into dirty talk?Copy !req
270. Okay, sometimes.Copy !req
271. But, you know,
dirty talk has a stigma, and—Copy !req
272. Tell 'em the things
you like to say to girls.Copy !req
273. Absolutely not!Copy !req
274. Ooh, nothing wrong
with a little dirty talk.Copy !req
275. That's what my mom always says.Copy !req
276. - Mama Squirts is always right.
- Yes, she is!Copy !req
277. Your mom said that to you?Copy !req
278. Uh, yeah, all the time!Copy !req
279. How do you think
I got my name, Lil' Squirt?Copy !req
280. Oh my God, that's really terrible, man.Copy !req
281. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
282. Yeah, stop.Copy !req
283. Uh, back to Miss Reagan,
the lovely Miss October.Copy !req
284. What kind of dirty talk are we talkin'
about? Give me something, please.Copy !req
285. - Are you a cuck?
- Are we talking about sensuality, findom?Copy !req
286. - Getting pegged?
- Degradation?Copy !req
287. Degradation. It's extreme degradation.Copy !req
288. Uh, o… okay.Copy !req
289. Sometimes it's degrading.Copy !req
290. - Oh, ho, ho!
- Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
291. No, it's not…Okay?Copy !req
292. I don't just do it in a vacuum.Copy !req
293. I get a little chatty, I test the waters,Copy !req
294. and then I see what lands.Copy !req
295. You degraded
our lovely Miss October, Reagan?Copy !req
296. That sweet, sweet girl.Copy !req
297. How could you degrade her?Copy !req
298. She's a great girl. You know, the issue is
that it was a long time ago,Copy !req
299. so I don't recall
exactly what was said, you know, or done.Copy !req
300. You don't recall?
Let's get her on the phone!Copy !req
301. Oh my God, Lyle! Lyle, right now!Copy !req
302. - Yes!
- Get our Reagan on the phone right now.Copy !req
303. - Wait!
- No, Lyle, get her on.Copy !req
304. No, Lyle, take it easy. Go take five.
Go have a cigarette break or somethin'.Copy !req
305. My goodness. I wanna talk about tires,
'cause that's—Copy !req
306. Reagan!Copy !req
307. Reagan! Reagan! Reagan!Copy !req
308. Radio is nuts.Copy !req
309. What the hell happened here?Copy !req
310. - I just spilled coffee in the front seat.
- Coffee?Copy !req
311. I did hear that noise, by the way.
That's gonna be an easy fix.Copy !req
312. The fucking broken window
isn't gonna be an easy fix, Cal!Copy !req
313. It was a mistake. Relax.Copy !req
314. A mistake, you fucking dunce?
That's all you have to say?Copy !req
315. Yes.Copy !req
316. That guy's gonna fucking break my neck.Copy !req
317. Lucky.Copy !req
318. How the fuck is that lucky?Copy !req
319. Workers' comp, hello?Copy !req
320. I've been trying to get my ass kicked
at work since I heard about it.Copy !req
321. Do you want me to talk to him?Copy !req
322. That would be awesome, actually, Cal.
Yes, thank you.Copy !req
323. No, I'm not doing that.Copy !req
324. You'll be all right.Copy !req
325. Yeah, you'll be fine.Copy !req
326. Or he'll kill you.Copy !req
327. Oh my God. I'll go with you, you baby.Copy !req
328. Let's go.Copy !req
329. So you leave the bikini car wash,
then what happened?Copy !req
330. We go back to my place.
We start ripping each other's clothes off.Copy !req
331. We're *******. We're *******.Copy !req
332. Oh, oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
333. Hey, Reagan, keep it clean, please.Copy !req
334. Lyle, keep your finger on that dump buttonCopy !req
335. while we have this dirty little girl
on the line.Copy !req
336. - Oh my. Will, you are a lucky, lucky man.
- Lucky.Copy !req
337. I was lucky, yeah.Copy !req
338. And, uh, Reagan,
if you don't mind me asking,Copy !req
339. how was the sex?Copy !req
340. Probably, like, top five.Copy !req
341. - Oh!
- What?Copy !req
342. - I was not expecting that.
- Nobody was. Will!Copy !req
343. Out of how many?Copy !req
344. - Uh…
- And what made it so good?Copy !req
345. I don't know. I just…
I remember it, like, building really well.Copy !req
346. - "Building"?
- "I remember it building."Copy !req
347. - Okay. Will, Will!
- Explain.Copy !req
348. Yes, I… I doCopy !req
349. recall moving some furniture around…Copy !req
350. - Get back to work, Matt.
- Nice!Copy !req
351. Wait. Is that Shane?Copy !req
352. - It started off kind of…
- What is he doing on the radio?Copy !req
353. Well, you know,Copy !req
354. I do a thing where there's a lot ofCopy !req
355. clitoral focus that, you know,Copy !req
356. helps to sort of create the mountain
that we… we climb together.Copy !req
357. Listen, I learned recentlyCopy !req
358. the different sides of the clitoris
are sensitive for different women.Copy !req
359. Dude.Copy !req
360. Stop.Copy !req
361. Well, it's true.Copy !req
362. I don't know if it's true, but it sounds…Copy !req
363. You looked this up.Copy !req
364. - It's disgusting.
- No, it's not disgusting.Copy !req
365. You look online for tips?Copy !req
366. Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't you?Copy !req
367. If you're gonna look up
different techniques to play football,Copy !req
368. w… why wouldn't you look up
different techniques for oral?Copy !req
369. Who ate all the p***y?Copy !req
370. The Squirt!Copy !req
371. This is not what we're
here to talk about, Shane. Shane. Shane!Copy !req
372. - You're the clitoris doctor.
- Do not call me that.Copy !req
373. The clit doctor is in session.Copy !req
374. Have you seen each other since?Copy !req
375. No, my boyfriend's out of prison.Copy !req
376. - What?
- Wah-oh!Copy !req
377. He'd kill me
and probably Will, too, if he heard this.Copy !req
378. What are you doing on air?Copy !req
379. Hey, do me a favor. Turn it off.Copy !req
380. - Shane!
- Turn it off!Copy !req
381. Jesus!Copy !req
382. Hey, so, uh, car's almost ready.Copy !req
383. Um…Copy !req
384. There is a crack
on the driver's side window, though,Copy !req
385. and it's actually completely smashed out.Copy !req
386. It was my fault.Copy !req
387. Actually, it was my ex-boyfriend's fault.Copy !req
388. He got mad at me and then threw
a baseball through the window,Copy !req
389. and then he went nutsCopy !req
390. and threw all these iced coffees
in the front seat.Copy !req
391. Like…What the hell, you know?Copy !req
392. Where does he live?Copy !req
393. Tell him.Copy !req
394. Well, I guess let that be a lesson to you.Copy !req
395. Whether you're out there
on a construction site or driving trucksCopy !req
396. or even working on cars,Copy !req
397. you still have a shot
at banging a calendar model.Copy !req
398. - Attaboy, Will!
- Attaboy, Will.Copy !req
399. Oh, and also, if any ladies out there
are looking for a feeble manCopy !req
400. who knows how to hit that spot,Copy !req
401. the clitoris doctor
is now accepting new patients.Copy !req
402. Matt, it's not fucking funny.Copy !req
403. - You're not proud of this?
- I'm 10% proud.Copy !req
404. All right, gentlemen.
Thank you so much for coming in,Copy !req
405. and we're gonna take a quick—Copy !req
406. Actually, we have one more thing.Copy !req
407. Uh, this Saturday,Copy !req
408. at our West Chester location,
we're having our grand reopening event,Copy !req
409. and it is going to be
Revolutionary War-themed.Copy !req
410. Wait. Revolutionary War-themed?Copy !req
411. Shane, I said that was a shitty id—Copy !req
412. There's gonna be reenactors.Copy !req
413. There's gonna be a band.Copy !req
414. And there's gonna be some ladies
and some booze.Copy !req
415. Oh, okay. Now this guy's talking here.Copy !req
416. - I wanna be at that. Gonna be a blast.
- Should've led with that!Copy !req
417. Who's the band playing?Copy !req
418. I'm actually thinking about
asking the guys that were just in here.Copy !req
419. - That's a good choice.
- Wow.Copy !req
420. Well, you heard it here first.Copy !req
421. Valley Forge Automotive Center,
this Saturday, grand reopening.Copy !req
422. Be there.Copy !req
423. Get back to work.
I don't pay you to listen to the radio.Copy !req
424. Thank you.Copy !req
425. - What the fuck am I doing with my life?
- Squirt, you all right?Copy !req
426. - I went to Penn.
- Sorry about, like, your mom and all that.Copy !req
427. - Don't.
- No?Copy !req
428. Is there a way to delete all this?Copy !req
429. No. No, no, no. This was live.Copy !req
430. If you guys wouldn't mind…Copy !req
431. Forty, 350, 360, 370,Copy !req
432. and 380.Copy !req
433. Thank you very much.Copy !req
434. Look at the ground.Copy !req
435. Can I go now?Copy !req
436. Thank you.Copy !req
437. Hey, I told you we were gonna be buds.Copy !req
438. - Get my car.
- Right away, sir.Copy !req
439. Hey, man. You serious about our band
playing at your event on Saturday?Copy !req
440. Yeah. What kind of music do you guys play?Copy !req
441. - Rock and roll.
- Oh!Copy !req
442. Fuck!Copy !req
443. Nice to meet you, doctor.Copy !req
444. Chill. Chill. Be cool. Be cool.Copy !req
445. It's actually really hard
for me when I'm on the roadCopy !req
446. and have to use the toilet,Copy !req
447. but it's called a Tushy.Copy !req
448. It's… it's, like, the best.Copy !req
449. Let me know if you—Copy !req
450. Jeff, fuck off.Copy !req
451. Oh!Copy !req
452. These, uh, Valley Forge Auto guys…
Still your account?Copy !req
453. Unfortunately, yes.Copy !req
454. Ryan, I'm your fucking boss now,Copy !req
455. so I'm gonna need you to look me
in the eye when I'm talking to you.Copy !req
456. Yes, they're still my account.Copy !req
457. Good. Now lose the fucking attitude.Copy !req
458. They're selling our tires at cost.Copy !req
459. Customers are taking their coupons
over to TireWorld.com,Copy !req
460. and Tire World is pissed.Copy !req
461. So we… gotta shut this shit down.Copy !req
462. With pleasure.Copy !req
463. It's a struggle every dayCopy !req
464. It can get uglyCopy !req
465. But you get what you prayCopy !req
466. I'm so hungryCopy !req
467. Is it really real?Copy !req
468. Is it really real?Copy !req
469. Is it really real?Copy !req
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471. Is it really real?Copy !req
472. Is it really real?Copy !req