1. - Where'd you guys find this stuff?
- Reenactors gave them to us.Copy !req
2. Thankfully, most reenactors
are fat as shit, you know.Copy !req
3. - Yeah, I guess they have to be.
- Yeah.Copy !req
4. What's this?
You were supposed to be a British soldier.Copy !req
5. No, uh, I'm an American soldier.Copy !req
6. No, you're someone specific.Copy !req
7. Holy fuck, you think you're Mel Gibson
from The Patriot?Copy !req
8. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- We can skip this.Copy !req
9. I know you had this argument with me
in your shower this morning.Copy !req
10. You think you look like sexy Mel Gibson.Copy !req
11. There's a lot of overlap
between our characters.Copy !req
12. Oh God.Copy !req
13. On his own,
no one to help, saves everybody.Copy !req
14. You think you're George Washington.
That's crazy!Copy !req
15. Talk about overlap. Fuckin' tall, jacked,Copy !req
16. Christian, genius.Copy !req
17. - Okay.
- You took a selfie in that, didn't you?Copy !req
18. I took a selfie too.Copy !req
19. - You look good!
- You look good.Copy !req
20. - Thank you.
- No, I'm kidding.Copy !req
21. You look like fuckin' Eddie Munster.Copy !req
22. - I don't know who Eddie Munster is.
- Look it up. He's handsome.Copy !req
23. Shane, you don't like to admit that,
from certain angles, 'cause I have…Copy !req
24. Shit.Copy !req
25. You look more like him than I thought.Copy !req
26. I don't think
Jews fought in the Revolutionary War.Copy !req
27. I think they were too busy
selling guns to both sides.Copy !req
28. Okay, that's anti-Semitic.Copy !req
29. It is. I'm fuckin' George Washington.
I'm racist as fuck.Copy !req
30. Sorry, delivery.Copy !req
31. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
32. - One tire? Where's the rest?
- That's it. Account is frozen.Copy !req
33. What? Pete Seidel?Copy !req
34. - Fuck, that was terrible.
- I know. Our account's frozen.Copy !req
35. No. I'm saying that guy's gonna think
I'm a fuckin' racist now.Copy !req
36. Well, Shane, let that be a lesson
to stop talking about Jews all the time.Copy !req
37. You'd love that.
You wish people would forget.Copy !req
38. This is embarrassing. I'm going to quit.Copy !req
39. Don't be dramatic. You're not gonna quit.Copy !req
40. Dave, do you know
why True Thread's freezing our account?Copy !req
41. - What?
- Pete Seidel said our account's frozen.Copy !req
42. Oh. If it's Pete, we're fine.
We probably missed a payment or something.Copy !req
43. Doesn't matter, Will, anyway.
Nothing matters.Copy !req
44. I mean, life is a farce.Copy !req
45. Barb filed for a divorce yesterday.Copy !req
46. Oh shit. That's extremely predictable,
given your actions, but—Copy !req
47. I had it all, Will.Copy !req
48. I was a king amongst you,
and you were nothing but a peasant.Copy !req
49. This place depended on me.Copy !req
50. But I allowed my hubrisCopy !req
51. to devour my life.
It became hungry, and I fed it.Copy !req
52. Every little piece of pussy
outside my marriage…Copy !req
53. Ah, fuck!Copy !req
54. Thank God.Copy !req
55. Hello there. This is a coupon
for True Thread Tires at cost.Copy !req
56. - Welcome to the reopening.
- Welcome to Valley Forge.Copy !req
57. Check it out. We got a dunk tank
over there. You can dunk a fat guy.Copy !req
58. I love the hat. This is a coupon
for True Thread Tires at cost.Copy !req
59. Yo, swagged out. I see it.
Yeah, check it out. Cheapest tires.Copy !req
60. Hello.Copy !req
61. Hi.Copy !req
62. Coupons for cheapest tires.
Check it out. There's a petting zoo.Copy !req
63. Not really. It's just my turtle.Copy !req
64. There's popcorn, obviously.
It's a little gross,Copy !req
65. but there's other food that's not so bad.Copy !req
66. What's up, big dog? Yeah.
Get your face painted. Go back to work.Copy !req
67. Let 'em know you're a psycho.Copy !req
68. Jerome Bettis.
He's kind of my best friend.Copy !req
69. He's the only person
I can trust these days.Copy !req
70. Do you guys hate your dad?Copy !req
71. Feel like I look like
a fuckin' idiot, right?Copy !req
72. - No. It looks incredible.
- I definitely look dumb as shit then.Copy !req
73. Oh, what the fuck?Copy !req
74. What the fuck, indeed, sir.Copy !req
75. You're addressing George Washington.Copy !req
76. No, I'm George Washington.Copy !req
77. I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.Copy !req
78. I am the master of all armies,
George Washington, and I'm in charge.Copy !req
79. No, it's my idea, so I'm in charge. I'm…Copy !req
80. We can't both be George Washington.
We look like assholes.Copy !req
81. The word "asshole"
did not exist in the 1700s.Copy !req
82. You had bunghole, you had arsehole,
and you had dumpling hole.Copy !req
83. - You're making that up.
- Question.Copy !req
84. Is your mistress, Kelly, in fact
still the catering wench for this affair?Copy !req
85. Yes, my girlfriend, Kelly,
is gonna cater this.Copy !req
86. - She's 15 clicks past the king's hour.
- You don't have to talk like that.Copy !req
87. - She's late. Where the fuck is she?
- Why are you being a hard-ass about it?Copy !req
88. I'm not. I'm trying to be
a good leader for the troops.Copy !req
89. They gotta be well-fed,
well-trained in case we're attackedCopy !req
90. so that we're not… scalped by redcoats.Copy !req
91. Your troops need to be well-fed?
They need chicken fingers and hot dogs?Copy !req
92. In their day, it was,
you know, pork belly and hardtack.Copy !req
93. - Oh, my God.
- Pork belly and hardtack, sir.Copy !req
94. - It's not that serious.
- Then you should be able to handle it.Copy !req
95. And from this day forward,Copy !req
96. ye shall be referred to
by the moniker Private Poncywig.Copy !req
97. You like that one?Copy !req
98. - You like that?
- Right?Copy !req
99. - You look actually gay.
- You're mistaken.Copy !req
100. Your deficient brain, due to the fact
that you're an inbred knave,Copy !req
101. has caused you to make this mistake.
I bid you adieu.Copy !req
102. If I'm inbred, you fucked your sister.Copy !req
103. You know what?Copy !req
104. I'm gonna tell Aunt Barb you said that,
and good luck at Christmas.Copy !req
105. Just call Kelly, find out where she is.Copy !req
106. He looks way better than you.Copy !req
107. Hey, Ryan. I… I know
we've had our troubles in the past.Copy !req
108. He's canceling the order.Copy !req
109. - He's right.
- What the hell, dude?Copy !req
110. But please call me backCopy !req
111. because I need to know
why our account's frozen.Copy !req
112. Uh, also, I know this is the second time
I'm mentioning it,Copy !req
113. but we are about to place
that big tire order,Copy !req
114. so, uh, please call me back.Copy !req
115. - How you feeling, Will?
- Good, yeah. Just handling a little issue.Copy !req
116. Great, 'cause today's gonna be wonderful.Copy !req
117. - Today has to be wonderful.
- Yeah.Copy !req
118. This is it.
We're all in on this tires at cost.Copy !req
119. This is our big marketing push.
There's no retreat.Copy !req
120. Well, uh, no, no.
I definitely don't wanna retreat,Copy !req
121. but sometimes it is important
to stop under a tree and take a second,Copy !req
122. pull out your map
and read it the right way.Copy !req
123. Also, I've been looking at new locations.Copy !req
124. We are going to explode.Copy !req
125. There's no turning back,
and nothing is gonna stop us.Copy !req
126. - Wait. Is that the band?
- Yeah.Copy !req
127. Jesus Christ, those guys are dorks!Copy !req
128. They're gonna play dork music.Copy !req
129. You tell them they're taking requests
and they're only playing covers.Copy !req
130. I don't wanna hear
any of that crybaby horseshitCopy !req
131. that they put on some YouTube video
that never got posted.Copy !req
132. Okay, I'll ask politely.Copy !req
133. Fuck politely, Will.Copy !req
134. They're dorks
because their parents were polite.Copy !req
135. You gotta be firm.Copy !req
136. Put a boot up somebody's ass.Copy !req
137. Okay, you got it. Firm.
Boot up their ass. Requests.Copy !req
138. What the fuck is Dave doing?Copy !req
139. Oh, he… he… he's fine.Copy !req
140. Looks like he's dead.Copy !req
141. No.Copy !req
142. Jesus Christ, I have to do everything.
I'm gonna go see if Dave's dead.Copy !req
143. Okay.Copy !req
144. This is pathetic. We look ridiculous.Copy !req
145. Could be worse.
I heard Dave's getting a divorce.Copy !req
146. I don't wanna get back together.Copy !req
147. Well, then, uh…Copy !req
148. You wanna go out?Copy !req
149. No.Copy !req
150. Is there no honor in the dunk tank?Copy !req
151. Hey, what? No!Copy !req
152. That is ridiculous!Copy !req
153. - Hey, Mr. Washington.
- Hey.Copy !req
154. - A little late.
- Oh, you run a tight ship.Copy !req
155. Um, my coworker and I,Copy !req
156. we had a joint before leaving work
and ended up switching food,Copy !req
157. and it was just this hilarious thing.Copy !req
158. - Yeah?
- It was just—Copy !req
159. I don't care you're late. It's all good.Copy !req
160. Don't worry, Kel.Copy !req
161. I got the boxes.Copy !req
162. Oh, look who's finally working,
huh? Okay, ooh, muscle man.Copy !req
163. - Feel that?
- Shane, this is Ollie.Copy !req
164. He's my coworker and the dead weight
I carry around.Copy !req
165. - Good to meet you, brother.
- What's up, dude?Copy !req
166. Not much. Sorry we're late.
Kelly's still learning how to drive.Copy !req
167. Stop! Stop it!Copy !req
168. Ollie loves working with me
because I'm the only womanCopy !req
169. that comes close to you
other than your mother.Copy !req
170. - Burn!
- That's hilarious.Copy !req
171. It's sad but true.Copy !req
172. Shane, Kelly has told me
so much about you, man.Copy !req
173. That's crazy 'cause Kelly
hasn't mentioned she works with a guyCopy !req
174. she talks to like this.Copy !req
175. It's a costume, by the way.Copy !req
176. Oh! Yeah. No, yeah. That makes sense.Copy !req
177. - It's George Washington.
- Right. From the nickel.Copy !req
178. I am gonna go get the rest of the boxes.Copy !req
179. - All right.
- You need anything?Copy !req
180. - No. All good. Later.
- All right.Copy !req
181. - I was thinking—
- That guy wants to fuck you.Copy !req
182. - What? Ollie?
- What do you mean? Yes.Copy !req
183. No! You're being weird.Copy !req
184. What do you mean, "being weird"?
That guy definitely wants to fuck you.Copy !req
185. No, I mean—Copy !req
186. You're weird acting like I wouldn't know
when a guy talks to a girl, you know?Copy !req
187. I'm too high for this conversation now.
I'm gonna go get the rest of the food.Copy !req
188. He definitely wants to fuck her.Copy !req
189. - Don't—
- Whoa! Hey. Whoa.Copy !req
190. - Yeah, feel those guns?
- Yes.Copy !req
191. - Wait, wait, wait. Take requests?
- And play covers, yes.Copy !req
192. No.Copy !req
193. Listen, I'm trying to be nice,Copy !req
194. but we don't wanna hear
any crybaby horseshit.Copy !req
195. What does that mean?Copy !req
196. I wanna know
you'll play something family-friendly,Copy !req
197. so I'm just putting in your head
"Livin' On a Prayer," Beach Boys,Copy !req
198. MC Hammer, the USA song by Miley Cyrus.Copy !req
199. - Oh yeah. That'd be great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
200. Here's what we're really concerned about,
okay, to be frank,Copy !req
201. is that you guysCopy !req
202. look like dorks.Copy !req
203. We look like dorks?Copy !req
204. You look like Eddie Munster.Copy !req
205. Why is everybody saying…
This is Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson!Copy !req
206. We just don't want
anything sad and depressing.Copy !req
207. Dork music, you know?Copy !req
208. I'm not trying to judge a book
by its cover,Copy !req
209. but it looks like you've been dumped
quite a bit. I don't wanna hear it.Copy !req
210. - You'll love it.
- All right.Copy !req
211. - I'm excited. Gonna be great.
- Okay.Copy !req
212. Coming at you, big boy.Copy !req
213. - Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
214. Fuck this guy.Copy !req
215. - Look at that fuckin' guy.
- You might be overthinking it.Copy !req
216. No, I know that guy.Copy !req
217. He tells your girlfriend she's hilarious,Copy !req
218. so when she tells a dumb joke
and you don't laugh, she thinks about him.Copy !req
219. Yeah, the orbiter.Copy !req
220. I've been that guy.Copy !req
221. Don't get too close,
but don't go too far away.Copy !req
222. Eventually, the husband fucks up,
she gives you a call, boom.Copy !req
223. They are getting along pretty good.
Maybe they're just friends.Copy !req
224. No, no, no.
He's the friend. She's the prey.Copy !req
225. What is she supposed to do?
Be mean to a guy she works with?Copy !req
226. No, but she should be like,
"This guy wants to fuck me,Copy !req
227. so I shouldn't be
playing grab-ass with himCopy !req
228. while he's carrying
fuckin' pigs in a blanket."Copy !req
229. - I'll go talk to him.
- What? What are you gonna say?Copy !req
230. I'll be subtle. I'm just gonna find out
if he's sexually active.Copy !req
231. Ew, Cal.Copy !req
232. - What?
- For real. Yeah, do that.Copy !req
233. No, no. That's a good… that's a good plan.Copy !req
234. Yeah.Copy !req
235. That dude definitely wants to kiss Kelly.Copy !req
236. Shane, he's gonna fuck your girlfriend.Copy !req
237. Shut the fuck up, Dave.Copy !req
238. Who are you guys?Copy !req
239. - I'm Andy Andiamo from—
- Andiamo Auto Sales.Copy !req
240. Tommy, I'm talking here.Copy !req
241. - Who are you?
- Shane's dad.Copy !req
242. His mother was a really big lady.Copy !req
243. - Oh!
- Oh! Okay.Copy !req
244. Ah! Two-dollar dunk tank?Copy !req
245. Just throw it. I don't even care.Copy !req
246. Well, it says the money goes to charity.Copy !req
247. Probably bullshit.
Everybody here's a fuckin' liar.Copy !req
248. God, I feel bad.Copy !req
249. I don't wanna throw it
if it's gonna make you sad.Copy !req
250. That's really nice.Copy !req
251. You're the first person
to be that nice to me in a long time.Copy !req
252. So sorry.Copy !req
253. Yeah.Copy !req
254. You gonna come back in?
It's getting kinda busy.Copy !req
255. Nah.Copy !req
256. - You good?
- Yeah, I'm good.Copy !req
257. Jerome was just telling me it's obvious
Ollie wants to have sex with you,Copy !req
258. and I believe him.Copy !req
259. Mm-hmm. Okay.
So you're gonna believe a… a turtle?Copy !req
260. He's got better instincts than you.Copy !req
261. All right. You two have fun.Copy !req
262. "She's a bitch, Shane."Copy !req
263. Don't say that about my girlfriend,
Jerome Bettis.Copy !req
264. I would never raise a fist to you again.
I'm sorry I did that.Copy !req
265. The fuck you looking at,
you fuckin' redcoat?Copy !req
266. Kevin! What's up, man?Copy !req
267. - Good to see you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
268. What's up, guys? Thanks for coming down.Copy !req
269. I'm ready to die today, man.Copy !req
270. Hell yeah, brother.Copy !req
271. Let's go!Copy !req
272. Hey, dude. I'm Ollie.Copy !req
273. Oh, Cal.Copy !req
274. You hungry?Copy !req
275. Are you hungry?Copy !req
276. What?Copy !req
277. I don't know.Copy !req
278. Okay.Copy !req
279. Uh, well, we got chicken fingers,
pigs in a blanket.Copy !req
280. You like girls, huh?Copy !req
281. - You got a girlfriend?
- Uh, no.Copy !req
282. I am… I'm straight, though.Copy !req
283. Oh! No, no, me too. Me too.Copy !req
284. Me too.Copy !req
285. Dude, can I help you?Copy !req
286. No.Copy !req
287. It's just…Copy !req
288. It's crazy.Copy !req
289. What's crazy?Copy !req
290. - That Shane and Kelly broke up.
- Wait, just now?Copy !req
291. Yeah.Copy !req
292. She broke up with him.Copy !req
293. Oh shit. That's terrible.Copy !req
294. Is it?Copy !req
295. - Isn't it?
- I don't know, man.Copy !req
296. Apparently, she told him
she's got a thing for you.Copy !req
297. What?Copy !req
298. Yeah.Copy !req
299. So you gonna… you gonna go for it?Copy !req
300. I'm sorry, dude.
Aren't you friends with Shane?Copy !req
301. Wh… what?Copy !req
302. Yo, man, what's with all the questions?
I just came here to get some food, man.Copy !req
303. Hey, dude, can we start or what?Copy !req
304. Okay, relax, Elton John. Give me a sec.Copy !req
305. - Hey, guys, what's the deal?
- We need to talk, Will.Copy !req
306. Yeah, we need to talk, Will.Copy !req
307. I like your hat.Copy !req
308. Thanks.Copy !req
309. You fuckin' bitch.Copy !req
310. Okay, in my office. Let's go.Copy !req
311. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
312. I just heard about the thing with Shane.Copy !req
313. - You did?
- Yeah. His friend Cal just told me.Copy !req
314. - Oh, we don't have to talk about it.
- No, um, we do.Copy !req
315. He said that
you broke up with Shane for me.Copy !req
316. Wait. That's not—Copy !req
317. I am so sorry
if I gave you the wrong impression.Copy !req
318. - That's not—
- I just want to be friends.Copy !req
319. - Stop. That's not what—
- We should start working different shifts.Copy !req
320. Okay.Copy !req
321. What?Copy !req
322. What's so hard to understand, Will?Copy !req
323. You cannot advertise True Thread tires
at cost. End of story.Copy !req
324. Our entire marketing strategy
is selling tires at cost.Copy !req
325. If you wanna do that,
you can't sell our tires.Copy !req
326. Customers are taking your coupon
and using it at TireWorld.com.Copy !req
327. Tire World has to price match.Copy !req
328. They're getting butt-fucked.Copy !req
329. Unexpected butt-fuck.
And that's the worst kind of butt-fucking.Copy !req
330. The worst kind of butt-fucking.Copy !req
331. So, what? You're just gonna come in here
and surprise butt-fuck me?Copy !req
332. Tire World's our biggest client, dumb-ass.Copy !req
333. We put… so much money into this.Copy !req
334. All of our money.Copy !req
335. Well, you should've put
a little more money into the food.Copy !req
336. - This shit sucks.
- Yeah, this shit sucks.Copy !req
337. - Ryan!
- That's right.Copy !req
338. No more Mr. Fuckin' Nice Guy.Copy !req
339. You know, I am really disappointed in you.Copy !req
340. I'm disappointed in you, motherfucker.Copy !req
341. Me? You're coming in here
and destroying my entire business model!Copy !req
342. What do you expect?
He's right. You're butt-fucking us,Copy !req
343. and I don't like to be butt-fucked.
It hurts. It hurts bad.Copy !req
344. We're in here saying "butt-fuck"?
That's not us!Copy !req
345. Ryan, who have you become?Copy !req
346. You did this to me.
You… you made me a villain.Copy !req
347. I'm the Joker. You're Batman.Copy !req
348. But I'm, like, the good… I'm the good guy.Copy !req
349. What are you guys talking about?Copy !req
350. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
351. Did you tell your friend
to tell Ollie I wanna be with him?Copy !req
352. - No.
- No?Copy !req
353. I'm sorry. That… that was my mistake.Copy !req
354. It was Cal. He's a dumb-ass.Copy !req
355. - Then we'll go to Michelin!
- Tire World spoke to Michelin.Copy !req
356. And Continental and Nexen and Eastwood
and every other distributor on the planet.Copy !req
357. Nobody, and I mean nobody,
is gonna let you advertise at cost.Copy !req
358. All right. Well, then we're gonna
have to return those tires.Copy !req
359. Then you're looking at major restock fees.Copy !req
360. And if you return,
we're not gonna sell to you anymore.Copy !req
361. There's gotta be something
we can figure out—Copy !req
362. Ryan, stop that soft-dick Canadian shit.
You said you were gonna be tough.Copy !req
363. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
364. - Hey!
- Hey!Copy !req
365. - Pete! What's up, brother?
- Hey, Davey boy. What's good?Copy !req
366. They're saying we can't sell their tires
at cost anymore,Copy !req
367. and they're not gonna give us
our inventory unless we drop the ads.Copy !req
368. What? Come on, Pete. We can discuss this.Copy !req
369. Not this time, kemosabe.Copy !req
370. Oh my God!Copy !req
371. You're fucking my shit up.
I work with Ollie every day.Copy !req
372. I'm fucking your shit up?
You're fucking my shit up.Copy !req
373. You flirted with a guy
in front of all my friends and my dad.Copy !req
374. Flirted in front of you?
You're crazy. I was talking to a guy.Copy !req
375. - Touching him. You think he's funny.
- I'm high. I think everything's funny.Copy !req
376. This is… this is so fucking immature,
it's crazy.Copy !req
377. - This is immature?
- Yes.Copy !req
378. It's immature of you
to act like this isn't going on.Copy !req
379. Just admit that.Copy !req
380. I'm not gonna admit that
'cause it's a normal thing to doCopy !req
381. to talk to somebody.Copy !req
382. - I guess we're at a standstill.
- I guess.Copy !req
383. All right.Copy !req
384. Sorry. I'll fix it for you.Copy !req
385. Bro, what the fuck did you do?Copy !req
386. Intelligence. It's a messy business.Copy !req
387. - What?
- I'm sorry. I'll fix it.Copy !req
388. Don't fix it, bro.Copy !req
389. I can fix it. Don't give it up now.Copy !req
390. - Please—
- What would Washington do?Copy !req
391. What would George Washington do?
He'd fucking have you hung.Copy !req
392. Pete, come on, man.
Don't be a dick. We can figure this out.Copy !req
393. Hey, Dave, why don't you go home
and focus on your marriage?Copy !req
394. Hey, fuck you, Pete!Copy !req
395. Dave's marriage
is in a very sensitive spot right now.Copy !req
396. Yeah, fuck you, Pete!Copy !req
397. - Fuck me?
- Yeah!Copy !req
398. How about fuck you?Copy !req
399. - Okay.
- And fuck you!Copy !req
400. - Fuck you!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
401. Don't say "fuck you" to Will, okay?Copy !req
402. Fuck you, and you can forget aboutCopy !req
403. getting any strip club trips
on the company dime from me.Copy !req
404. Like I give a shit
about your C-section strip clubsCopy !req
405. and skirt steak dinners.Copy !req
406. Tire World bought me a gold watch.Copy !req
407. This gold watch.Copy !req
408. Not to mention all the blow jobs
and rim jobs that I can handle.Copy !req
409. I got the cleanest asshole
in six counties.Copy !req
410. I tried to buy you pussy.
You'd always bust during the lap dance.Copy !req
411. I told you that in confidence, asshole!Copy !req
412. So that's it. I just gotta buy you off,
then I can sell tires at cost.Copy !req
413. Uh, no, that's illegal.Copy !req
414. No, that's the fucking game, baby.Copy !req
415. Tire World's got an endless bank account.Copy !req
416. You two donkey dicks
couldn't afford a dollar-store hooker.Copy !req
417. Let me explain it to you another way.
Tire World is the big fish.Copy !req
418. You're the shit
at the bottom of the fucking tank.Copy !req
419. What are we even talking about here?
Jesus Christ!Copy !req
420. Stop the ads and discontinue the coupons,Copy !req
421. or find yourselves
another fucking line of work.Copy !req
422. It's up to you.Copy !req
423. Sorry, Will.Copy !req
424. Sorry about your wife, Dave.Copy !req
425. Thank you.Copy !req
426. Who in the fuck are those guys?Copy !req
427. I just bought Valley Forge.
I just got into the tire industry.Copy !req
428. Fuck this.Copy !req
429. Let's go.Copy !req
430. What's up, bros?Copy !req
431. I think we're screwed.Copy !req
432. Here's your bill. Gratuity not included.Copy !req
433. It isn't?Copy !req
434. I think I'm screwed.Copy !req
435. - We're the Recess Boys.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
436. This first one's called
"Corporate Pig Slop."Copy !req
437. This goes out to Will.Copy !req
438. One, two, three, four!Copy !req
439. Holy shit!Copy !req
440. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
441. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
442. Fuck you! Yeah, you…Copy !req
443. You hired this band?Copy !req
444. Fuck your pig ass…Copy !req
445. - They're gonna fuck your pig ass.
- Shane!Copy !req
446. In front of all the kids.Copy !req
447. In pain we trust…Copy !req
448. I think they got
the family-friendly message.Copy !req
449. I said "Livin' On a Prayer"!Copy !req
450. I said Beach Boys! Beach Boys!Copy !req
451. Corporate pig slopCopy !req
452. Fuck you, full stopCopy !req
453. Corporate pig slopCopy !req
454. Fuck you, full stopCopy !req
455. Corporate pig slopCopy !req
456. Fuck you, full stopCopy !req
457. Corporate pig slopCopy !req
458. Fuck youCopy !req
459. Line those pigs upCopy !req
460. Wrap 'em in a blanketCopy !req
461. Toss 'em in a car trunkCopy !req
462. Or shove 'em in a casketCopy !req
463. Yeah!Copy !req
464. Gonna get a pig penCopy !req
465. Poison in the waterCopy !req
466. Open the barnyardCopy !req
467. Lead 'em to the slaughterCopy !req
468. Corporate pig slopCopy !req
469. Fuck you, full stopCopy !req