1. Hi, Dad. It's Will.Copy !req
2. Call me back when you get a chance.Copy !req
3. I'm sure you've heard by now.Copy !req
4. Maybe Dave mentioned it,
but I ordered a few too many tires.Copy !req
5. I'm calling to let you know
it's not the end of the worldCopy !req
6. 'cause I did get quite a good discount
on account ofCopy !req
7. people don't typically order
this many tires.Copy !req
8. Um, but we're also making
a lot of progress here.Copy !req
9. We're doing a lot of team building.Copy !req
10. No offense.Copy !req
11. Your idea fucking sucks.Copy !req
12. I've got
a lot of very happy customers.Copy !req
13. Where is my car?Copy !req
14. You don't know what you're doing, do you?Copy !req
15. This is the worst customer experience
I've ever had.Copy !req
16. Stop doing that!
This lady is really upset!Copy !req
17. And, um, you know, I've got some ideasCopy !req
18. that I wanted to talk to you about.Copy !req
19. Good ideas. You know, marketing ideas.Copy !req
20. Which... The guys here love them.Copy !req
21. It's not awful.Copy !req
22. - It's awful.
It's not awful!Copy !req
23. And we might not need
to return these tiresCopy !req
24. because of the marketing ideas.Copy !req
25. We might be able to sell 'em.Copy !req
26. You can't tell me all the time...
You're always...Copy !req
27. So call me back when you get a chance,
and I'll talk to you soon.Copy !req
28. All right, Dad. Love you. Bye.Copy !req
29. To send your message,
press one.Copy !req
30. To erase and rerecord your message,
press two.Copy !req
31. Message erased.Copy !req
32. Hi, Dad. It's Will.Copy !req
33. I'm good. How are you?Copy !req
34. Fuck my stupid cunt!Copy !req
35. To send your message,
press one. To era—Copy !req
36. Message sent.Copy !req
37. Fuck!Copy !req
38. Goodbye.Copy !req
39. Hold it. You got a reporter?Copy !req
40. The reporter is coming
to write a puff pieceCopy !req
41. about our new women's initiative,Copy !req
42. which is, we're bringing women hereCopy !req
43. to make them feel comfortable.Copy !req
44. Women are a totally untapped market.Copy !req
45. For now, dude. We're about to tap 'em.Copy !req
46. Okay, none of that. No. We're going
to corner the market for women.Copy !req
47. We're gonna corner 'em?Copy !req
48. No, no, no! We need to be better
at talking to women when they come here.Copy !req
49. - I can make women comfortable. Easily.
Okay. Okay.Copy !req
50. You do it. Watch.
- So, hi, sir.Copy !req
51. Sup?Copy !req
52. I'd like to get an oil change.Copy !req
53. Let's get you some lobsters and shrimp.Copy !req
54. Why talk to me like that?
I have a boyfriend.Copy !req
55. You got a boyfriend?
He's making you bring your car in here?Copy !req
56. Sounds like it's a little, uh...
a little shaky.Copy !req
57. It's not shaky.Copy !req
58. Are you sure?Copy !req
59. You look good.Copy !req
60. I would treat you right.Copy !req
61. Man like me, fine piece of ass like you—Copy !req
62. Okay, guys.Copy !req
63. Cal, I need you to take some tires
into the shop. And, Kilah...Copy !req
64. Kilah, I need you to come out here
and help move the tires into the back!Copy !req
65. We're gonna make a woman lug tires
into the back?Copy !req
66. Women aren't mules, dude.
They're not donkeys.Copy !req
67. I said no such thing
as mules, donkeys, women.Copy !req
68. It's just Kilah.
She works here. She's paid.Copy !req
69. I'd really like you
to respect the initiative.Copy !req
70. I still don't know how we're
supposed to respect the initiative.Copy !req
71. It... it... it means that women feel
comfortable coming here.Copy !req
72. And then the idea is—Copy !req
73. We make 'em comfortable coming.Copy !req
74. Don't!Copy !req
75. - Do not talk to the reporter.
- It's gonna be a good day.Copy !req
76. Uh, yeah, I hope so.Copy !req
77. I hope it's not a bad day.
What do you think the worst day is?Copy !req
78. The worst day?
- Yeah.Copy !req
79. I don't know.
Probably the day the Jews were...Copy !req
80. - Whoa!
- What the fuck, man?Copy !req
81. What the fuck are you talk...
I was talking about Mondays.Copy !req
82. I was Garfield.Copy !req
83. Oh.Copy !req
84. You're all set.Copy !req
85. Thank you for shopping
at Valley Forge Automotive.Copy !req
86. We hope you felt comfortable
the entire time, and we love you.Copy !req
87. Shane!Copy !req
88. - How was that?
- That was bad.Copy !req
89. You cannot be out here today
when the reporter shows up.Copy !req
90. - That wasn't good?
No.Copy !req
91. What about this next time...Copy !req
92. Welcome to Valley Forge.Copy !req
93. We want women to feel really comfortable
and good and safe with us.Copy !req
94. Huh?Copy !req
95. Okay, that's kind of
a good serial killer thing,Copy !req
96. but those are the types of jokes...Copy !req
97. I don't know
if the reporter will get those jokes.Copy !req
98. All right. I won't go in there.Copy !req
99. Good.Copy !req
100. I might go in there.Copy !req
101. - Don't!
- What if I go in there with you?Copy !req
102. Dude, she's fucking gay.
She's a lesbian...Copy !req
103. Oh no. The wops.Copy !req
104. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
105. The job is lesbianic, but her behavior
towards me was not of a lesbian.Copy !req
106. That's her...Copy !req
107. Go around back!Copy !req
108. - Hey! Speaking of lesbos!
- Hey!Copy !req
109. - Go around back!
- Go around?Copy !req
110. Yes!Copy !req
111. All right. Okay.Copy !req
112. Thank you.
Jesus!Copy !req
113. - Ah, here he is.
- Hey, what the fuck was that all about?Copy !req
114. I'm sorry. I'm just trying
to keep the customer area clear today.Copy !req
115. Will's got a reporter coming today.Copy !req
116. Nice, dude.
- Is she hot?Copy !req
117. It's actually a guy.Copy !req
118. Oh shit, so it's serious.Copy !req
119. - Congratulations. This is incredible.
- That fucking rules.Copy !req
120. - Thank you. Yeah.
It's big for the shop.Copy !req
121. No wops out front.
It's a no-go zone for you guys.Copy !req
122. Treat it like a bath.Copy !req
123. Oh! You guys hear our new commercial?Copy !req
124. Yeah.Copy !req
125. Come down to Andiamo
Auto Sales! Our prices are low!Copy !req
126. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
127. - You name it, we got it!
- Jesus!Copy !req
128. Dude, turn that off.Copy !req
129. It's the best one you'll see...Copy !req
130. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
131. Really obnoxious.Copy !req
132. Loud, right?Copy !req
133. Yeah, people fucking hate it.Copy !req
134. Yeah. We hated it. I hated it.Copy !req
135. - Did you really?
Yep.Copy !req
136. - But was it memorable?
- It's all I've been thinking about.Copy !req
137. Let's go!Copy !req
138. That's what I'm talking about.
Mission accomplished.Copy !req
139. - Genius marketer.
Thank you.Copy !req
140. Speaking of chicks,
wait till you see this fuckin' smoke.Copy !req
141. Guys!
- We just hired her.Copy !req
142. - Look at those balboas.
- Damn, dude.Copy !req
143. - Working the front desk.
- Natural.Copy !req
144. - Yeah, that's nice.
- Nah, Will's actually more of an ass man.Copy !req
145. Really?Copy !req
146. Ass man Willie.Copy !req
147. My boy! Hold on. I got something for him.Copy !req
148. Let me show youCopy !req
149. the greatest ass
you've ever seen in your life.Copy !req
150. Oh wow. That is... that's...Copy !req
151. I mean, that's a perfect, uh...Copy !req
152. - That's a perfect ass.
- Yeah.Copy !req
153. - Have you had sex with her?
- Nah, that's my cousin Claire.Copy !req
154. Yeah.Copy !req
155. Don't follow her like a pig, okay?Copy !req
156. - I'm not gonna follow her!
He's gonna follow her.Copy !req
157. - Would you have sex with that woman?
- Careful.Copy !req
158. - Would I have sex with her—
Don't be rude.Copy !req
159. Would you have sex with our cousin?
Yes or no?Copy !req
160. You know, if it's not your cousin,
I'd, you know, knock the bottom out of it.Copy !req
161. - Whoa, dude. That's their cousin.
- You can't be doing that.Copy !req
162. I don't think you're getting
the gist of this, which is—Copy !req
163. You would or wouldn't?Copy !req
164. They respectfully showed you
their cousin's ass.Copy !req
165. Would you have sex with my cousin or not?Copy !req
166. Oh my God! What the...Copy !req
167. - Cal?
- What the fuck?Copy !req
168. What did you do?Copy !req
169. Answer the question, Will!Copy !req
170. Yes, I would have sex with your cousin.Copy !req
171. - Was that that hard?
- It was impossible!Copy !req
172. I was helping you, doofus!Copy !req
173. Now we move on.Copy !req
174. My God!Copy !req
175. Well, it... I mean, doesn't look that bad.Copy !req
176. Are you joking? It's 20 different colors.Copy !req
177. Dude, that's fucking bad.
They might remove that foot.Copy !req
178. Don't say that!Copy !req
179. We can go to the hospital.
But here's the thing.Copy !req
180. You do do this all the time.Copy !req
181. You've used up all your sick days.
Used up all your vacation days.Copy !req
182. I did look the other way
after that Insane Clown Posse concert.Copy !req
183. I couldn't get
the fucking makeup off, okay?Copy !req
184. Kilah, I need you to sit at the counter
until the reporter's gone,Copy !req
185. then I'll take you to the hospital myself,Copy !req
186. but I want him to see
that we make women feel comfortable here!Copy !req
187. All righty.Copy !req
188. Hey.
- Got your oil change in there.Copy !req
189. Awesome.
- Guys are working on it.Copy !req
190. - Great.
- And again, you know, no charge on that.Copy !req
191. Wow, okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
192. Thanks. That's very nice.
You're not trying to bribe me, are you?Copy !req
193. No! Obviously not. That's just...Copy !req
194. I mean, it just helps to know somebody.Copy !req
195. Don't.
- What?Copy !req
196. Don't go in there.
Just leave it alone.Copy !req
197. - No.
Just leave it alone.Copy !req
198. Is the smell of tires usually this strong?Copy !req
199. - Is it... is it strong?
- Mm-hmm. It's very... Yeah.Copy !req
200. - It's very common to have...Copy !req
201. The, um...Copy !req
202. - Am I gonna sit and work like an asshole?
No, you could sweep up.Copy !req
203. I could sweep?
Am I a fucking poor asshole?Copy !req
204. The smell can be overwhelming.Copy !req
205. But if you go home,
a little shampoo in the hair?Copy !req
206. It'll come right out.Copy !req
207. I'm not gonna let the lamestream media
try to fuck this shop up.Copy !req
208. This is not the lamestream media.
This is a guy who's probably an intern.Copy !req
209. Fucking journos in here.Copy !req
210. - He's not a journo.
- Pissin' me off.Copy !req
211. Well, let's get started.Copy !req
212. You mind if I grab one of the mechanics,
bring them in?Copy !req
213. Why?Copy !req
214. I think it would just, you know,
bring a better shape to the article.Copy !req
215. Uh, they're pretty busy out there.
I mean—Copy !req
216. I mean, it's five minutes.
I don't think it should be a problem.Copy !req
217. - No.
- I think it'd be nice.Copy !req
218. Okay.Copy !req
219. It's the thing
I told you earlier. You didn't listen.Copy !req
220. What?Copy !req
221. - Are you guys ready to start?
Yes.Copy !req
222. Yeah.
- Yeah? I'm not interrupting?Copy !req
223. No!Copy !req
224. All right. Well, why don't you start
by telling me about the new initiative?Copy !req
225. Absolutely. So the initiative hereCopy !req
226. is that we are going to attract
more women to the shop.Copy !req
227. Need mo' shorties.Copy !req
228. Excuse me?Copy !req
229. Shouties... shorties.
It... it just means women.Copy !req
230. - So, you know, shop parlance. Stop.
Got it.Copy !req
231. One of the things we're gonna doCopy !req
232. is make women feel more comfortable
in an industry,Copy !req
233. this is pretty interesting,Copy !req
234. that typically doesn't make
women feel comfortable.Copy !req
235. And how do you plan on making them
feel more comfortable?Copy !req
236. Um... Well, there's, uh...Copy !req
237. Massage.Copy !req
238. What?Copy !req
239. It was your idea. Nuru massages.Copy !req
240. I'm sorry. Is that supposed to be funny?Copy !req
241. What do you mean? Yes, me giving customers
Nuru massages is definitely funny.Copy !req
242. Damn.Copy !req
243. All right. My bad, dude.Copy !req
244. His bad, okay? Whoops!Copy !req
245. But anyway, listen, let's just focus
because you were asking meCopy !req
246. how do we make
women feel comfortable here,Copy !req
247. and one of the ways is the signs.Copy !req
248. - I don't know if you saw?
Yeah.Copy !req
249. Do you think by putting up pink signs,
women will feel more comfortable?Copy !req
250. Is that what you thought?Copy !req
251. No, no, no.
It's way more complicated than that.Copy !req
252. It just seems a little reductive.Copy !req
253. It does seem reductive,
now he's saying it.Copy !req
254. It's not reductive!Copy !req
255. Okay. So, pink posters.Copy !req
256. Do you have anything else, like...
Do you have a plan, or is this maybe—Copy !req
257. Of course there's a plan.Copy !req
258. Only a fucking idiot would set
this meeting up and not have a plan—Copy !req
259. Shane, I'm trying to explain the plan,
which is... which is... which is...Copy !req
260. hiring more women... like Kilah.Copy !req
261. So that woman?Copy !req
262. You hired her?Copy !req
263. Yeah, and... and... this is the new face
of the auto repair industry.Copy !req
264. New face and tits.Copy !req
265. Okay. What's your name?Copy !req
266. Shane. 6'3". Two-forty.Copy !req
267. - He's my cousin.
Okay.Copy !req
268. Okay, and there's no need
to be writing any of that down.Copy !req
269. No, no, no.Copy !req
270. I've been in your paper.
You might remember me.Copy !req
271. Is that right?Copy !req
272. 2006. All Catholic League. Football.
St. Mary's. Defensive end.Copy !req
273. First team?Copy !req
274. No, I was actually honorable mention.Copy !req
275. Now, that's funny!Copy !req
276. Okay. Wait.
- What the fuck's funny about that?Copy !req
277. I came all the way out here
from the paper—Copy !req
278. You drove all the way down here
from the big paper...Copy !req
279. You drove all the way down here
from the big paper. Thank you.Copy !req
280. Yeah, and it seems like
this is one big joke.Copy !req
281. It's no joke!Copy !req
282. - It's no joke!
Extra! Extra!Copy !req
283. Broads are getting hired down at the shop!Copy !req
284. That's good. That's a good headline
for you. You could use that.Copy !req
285. I'm not taking headline advice from
someone who changes tires for a living.Copy !req
286. Ooh!Copy !req
287. Oklahoma drill right now.
You and me in the shop.Copy !req
288. - I'll put you through a fuckin' wall.
- That's enough.Copy !req
289. - Sit down!Copy !req
290. - Somebody get the phone!
- How long have you worked here?Copy !req
291. - How long have I worked here?
Yes.Copy !req
292. Well, you know,
there's a ton of different ways to...Copy !req
293. Kilah, can you please get the phone?
Kilah!Copy !req
294. By the way,
have you seen the flowers I put out?Copy !req
295. I saw them.
- And I got a question for you.Copy !req
296. - How long have you been a reporter?
Nine years.Copy !req
297. I have a question.
How long have you known ligma?Copy !req
298. What's ligma?Copy !req
299. - Lick my balls, dumb-ass.Copy !req
300. I can't believe you didn't get that.
Kilah! Get the phone!Copy !req
301. What are you writing?
I yell at her all the time.Copy !req
302. Valley Forge Auto.
This is Will. How can I help you?Copy !req
303. Zip it, dickwad.
You're in deep shit.Copy !req
304. Your dad is pissed off.Copy !req
305. Hello, Dave. Can I actually call you back
in two minutes?Copy !req
306. No. Talk to me now.Copy !req
307. - Great! I'll talk to you in a sec.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
308. - Bye-bye.
Don't hang up on—Copy !req
309. All right. Let's just take five. Okay?Copy !req
310. Shane, you go back out to the shop,
and I will go call that gentleman back.Copy !req
311. Then I'll come back in here, and you and I
will start the interview on the record.Copy !req
312. This was on the record.Copy !req
313. Hey, is my car almost ready?Copy !req
314. Why the fuck did you order 500 tires
from True Thread?Copy !req
315. - Well...
- Just admit you fucked up.Copy !req
316. Is that why you called me?
To hear me say I fucked up?Copy !req
317. Because I did get a huge discount
buying in bulk.Copy !req
318. You didn't know there was a discount
till after you bought 'em, dickhead.Copy !req
319. Yeah. Well, they didn't know
that mold on bread, uh, would beCopy !req
320. an antibiotic, uh...Copy !req
321. You know. Is my dad there?Copy !req
322. Well, he's not here, so I'm in charge.Copy !req
323. If my dad's not there,
he's still in charge.Copy !req
324. There's a chain of command.
What if something happened to your father?Copy !req
325. If something happened,Copy !req
326. my mother and I
would still have to settle his affairs.Copy !req
327. God forbid.Copy !req
328. Is that what you're trying to do?Copy !req
329. Trying to kill your father?Copy !req
330. Take over this business
in a palace coup situation?Copy !req
331. Do you think you're Uday Hussein?Copy !req
332. I wanted to kill that fucking guy.Copy !req
333. It's okay.
Don't worry about it. I'll fix it.Copy !req
334. - I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Okay.Copy !req
335. You forgive me?
- Yes.Copy !req
336. I wanna fix it with us, dude.Copy !req
337. - Okay, shut up. I'm on the phone.
- I know what you like.Copy !req
338. You can't manage the guys
in your shop, let alone...Copy !req
339. Return the tires!Copy !req
340. Dave, I can't just return them
because there's a massive restocking fee.Copy !req
341. So what I'm thinking isCopy !req
342. we come up with a marketing initiative...Copy !req
343. Will, come on.
You've been working here for two months.Copy !req
344. All of a sudden,
you think you're Don Draper?Copy !req
345. - Come on!
- You need to focus on your leadership.Copy !req
346. Not spending thousands you don't have.Copy !req
347. - You love your cousin sucking your dick.Copy !req
348. I'm sorry, is something funny, Will?Copy !req
349. Yes, kinda!Copy !req
350. Fuck.
- I'll open the door for you.Copy !req
351. I'm hanging up now.Copy !req
352. Don't spend another fucking dimeCopy !req
353. unless you clear it by me
and your dad first, okay?Copy !req
354. I want you to finish for me!Copy !req
355. Fucking idiot. I swear to God.Copy !req
356. Good morning. Do you mind if I ask you
a few questions about the shop?Copy !req
357. Sure.Copy !req
358. When Will hired you,Copy !req
359. did he mention his initiative
or explain anything about it?Copy !req
360. What? No.
Will didn't hire me. His dad did.Copy !req
361. Oh.Copy !req
362. I got transferred from the main store
'cause I called a customer a fag.Copy !req
363. Okay, so...Copy !req
364. You got a wife?Copy !req
365. - No, I have a girlfriend.
- That's not what I asked.Copy !req
366. - Fuck, Kilah!
- Don't you take notes for a living?Copy !req
367. - Sorry we got off on the wrong—
- Did you not hire this woman?Copy !req
368. Well, technically,Copy !req
369. no, but my dad did,
and I am my father's son—Copy !req
370. But you said you did.Copy !req
371. Okay, you're mixing up my words.Copy !req
372. Also, she said you wouldn't let her leave
after being injured.Copy !req
373. Well, she's an alcoholic, so...Copy !req
374. Look, why don't we go back in my office
so we can sort this out?Copy !req
375. - Let's go back to my office and re-talk.
- No. Look, I have my story, okay?Copy !req
376. I mean, it's still
a lighthearted puff piece, right?Copy !req
377. Right?Copy !req
378. No!Copy !req
379. When my car is ready, let me know.Copy !req
380. Well, I totally fucked up.Copy !req
381. It'll be all right. Or it won't.Copy !req
382. I... I don't know what you were thinking.Copy !req
383. Uh-oh!Copy !req
384. What a mistake.Copy !req
385. - I know.
- Everyone knew what you were doing.Copy !req
386. You were trying to get some pussy in here,
which is actually pretty chill.Copy !req
387. You shouldn't have gone in there.Copy !req
388. Want me to fix it?Copy !req
389. Yes.Copy !req
390. Admit you're a dirty little pervert.Copy !req
391. - Okay, I'm a dirty little pervert.
- Ew, dude.Copy !req
392. Shane! You know...Copy !req
393. I can help you.Copy !req
394. How?Copy !req
395. I'm not gonna teach you my ways.
You just have to trust me.Copy !req
396. That feels like a trap.Copy !req
397. It's not a trap, dude. I promise.Copy !req
398. Also,Copy !req
399. can't get any worse.Copy !req
400. It could.Copy !req
401. I bet it could.Copy !req
402. I'm certain it could.Copy !req
403. It's not going to get worse.
I'm gonna take care of this.Copy !req
404. Why did you do that
with your eyebrows?Copy !req
405. Do what?Copy !req
406. Hey, mind if we chat?Copy !req
407. One minute. I promise.Copy !req
408. I know it's been a weird day.Copy !req
409. I wanna say I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
410. It's been...Copy !req
411. it's been wild.Copy !req
412. And I want you to know
I do think Will has the best intentions.Copy !req
413. And the truth is, we do want women here.Copy !req
414. We want women
to feel comfortable here, you know?Copy !req
415. There's not a garage for miles
that women feel comfortable at.Copy !req
416. It's gotta suck.
You come in here. You need help.Copy !req
417. You gotta talk to
the dumbest fucking guys on earth.Copy !req
418. And we want them to feel comfortable.
We do. We wanna be that change.Copy !req
419. Well, I appreciate your apology.Copy !req
420. I think that is... noble.Copy !req
421. Yeah.Copy !req
422. And I wanna say I'm sorry.
I was acting... I was kinda being a dick.Copy !req
423. Truth is, I was just...Copy !req
424. I was upset because,Copy !req
425. originally, this was all...
this was my idea.Copy !req
426. Right?Copy !req
427. Yes.Copy !req
428. It was my idea.Copy !req
429. - It was a bad idea.
- Well...Copy !req
430. And I gotta come to terms with that,Copy !req
431. that most of the ideas I have
are very fucking dumb.Copy !req
432. I think you're being
a little hard on yourself.Copy !req
433. These ideas are
really tough to come up with.Copy !req
434. These are, and I mean this,Copy !req
435. and I hate to beat myself up like this
in front of you guys,Copy !req
436. some of the dumbest
fucking ideas, consistently.Copy !req
437. Look at that sign.
I came up with that. "You'll go, girl."Copy !req
438. I think you did a great job with it.Copy !req
439. I think that's... insane behavior.Copy !req
440. What the fuck was I thinking?
I'm a fucking idiot.Copy !req
441. Honestly, one of my problems is I haven't...Copy !req
442. I haven't had sex in, like, a decade.Copy !req
443. No.Copy !req
444. - Yeah.
- I think you had sex recently.Copy !req
445. Remember, you told everybody?Copy !req
446. No, I told everyone, but I was lying.Copy !req
447. And... everyone I told that to
knew I was lying.Copy !req
448. I can hear them. They talk. I hear them.Copy !req
449. They make fun of me
because of how blatant the lie was.Copy !req
450. They knew?Copy !req
451. Oh yeah.Copy !req
452. They knew.Copy !req
453. - Anyway, what I'm trying to say...Copy !req
454. Oh no, the wops.Copy !req
455. - The wops!
- What?Copy !req
456. Ass man Willie, let me tell you something.
We have some fantastic news.Copy !req
457. - Guys.
- Will! Will! Hey, pal.Copy !req
458. You're never gonna believe this.
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