Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories 1x3

Directed by

Tim Heidecker as Tim • Eric Wareheim as Eric • Zach Galifianakis as Zach • Lauren Cohan as Stephanie • David L. King as Businessman

Tim, Eric and Zach are three weird guys who work and secretly live in the men's public restroom of the Stanton Building, where one day they run embarrassingly low on mints. Zach has a chance encounter at the candy store during his mint refill run, leading to a risky triple-date with the Bathroom Boys and three sisters from England.

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1. THERE WE GO. OOP, SOMEONE'S GOT DIRT IN THEIR

2. THERE WE GO. OOP, SOMEONE'S GOT DIRT IN THEIR PANTIES.

3. OOP, SOMEONE'S GOT DIRT IN THEIR PANTIES. I GOT IT OUT, THOUGH.

4. PANTIES. I GOT IT OUT, THOUGH. I GOT IT CLEAN.

5. I GOT IT OUT, THOUGH. I GOT IT CLEAN.

6. I GOT IT CLEAN. DID THE POO COME OUT OF

7. DID THE POO COME OUT OF THE UNDERWEAR, ZACH?

8. DID THE POO COME OUT OF THE UNDERWEAR, ZACH? MINE OR THIS ONE?

9. THE UNDERWEAR, ZACH? MINE OR THIS ONE? NO, ON THE UNDERWEAR.

10. MINE OR THIS ONE? NO, ON THE UNDERWEAR. YEAH.

11. NO, ON THE UNDERWEAR. YEAH. YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A TEST

12. YEAH. YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A TEST SMELL, TIM?

13. YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A TEST SMELL, TIM? [ CRACK! ]

14. [ CRACK! ] SHE'S GOOD TO GO.

15. SHE'S GOOD TO GO. [ CRACK! ]

16. SHE'S GOOD TO GO. [ CRACK! ] ONE MORE.

17. ONE MORE. [ CRACK! ]

18. [ CRACK! ] YEP, SHE'S CLEAN.

19. YEP, SHE'S CLEAN. MAKE SURE IT'S STILL TO

20. YEP, SHE'S CLEAN. MAKE SURE IT'S STILL TO YOUR LIKING.

21. MAKE SURE IT'S STILL TO YOUR LIKING. CHECK FOR SOME SKID

22. YOUR LIKING. CHECK FOR SOME SKID MARKS.

23. CHECK FOR SOME SKID MARKS. LET ME SEE THESE.

24. MARKS. LET ME SEE THESE. [ CRACK! ]

25. LET ME SEE THESE. [ CRACK! ]

26. [ CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! ] [ CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! ] ALL GOOD.

27. [ CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! ] ALL GOOD. GREAT.

28. ALL GOOD. GREAT.

29. GREAT. WHOA.

30. WHOA. BUSINESSMAN'S COMING.

31. WHOA. BUSINESSMAN'S COMING. CHANGEOVER!

32. BUSINESSMAN'S COMING. CHANGEOVER! LET'S DO THIS!

33. CHANGEOVER! LET'S DO THIS! CLEAR THE LAUNDRY!

34. LET'S DO THIS! CLEAR THE LAUNDRY! WE GOT TO STALL HIM.

35. CLEAR THE LAUNDRY! WE GOT TO STALL HIM. I'M NOT READY.

36. WE GOT TO STALL HIM. I'M NOT READY. YEAH, UH...

37. I'M NOT READY. YEAH, UH... COME ON, ZACH!

38. YEAH, UH... COME ON, ZACH! HURRY UP!

39. COME ON, ZACH! HURRY UP! UH...

40. HURRY UP! UH... HOW'S IT LOOKING?

41. UH... HOW'S IT LOOKING? WE'RE GOOD.

42. HOW'S IT LOOKING? WE'RE GOOD. TIM, I'M IN HERE.

43. WE'RE GOOD. TIM, I'M IN HERE. GET OUT OF THERE!

44. TIM, I'M IN HERE. GET OUT OF THERE! I'M INSIDE OF THIS

45. GET OUT OF THERE! I'M INSIDE OF THIS ROLL!

46. I'M INSIDE OF THIS ROLL! AAH! AAH!

47. ROLL! AAH! AAH! HELP ME, ZACH!

48. AAH! AAH! HELP ME, ZACH! AAH! AAH!

49. HELP ME, ZACH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

50. AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! FIVE SECONDS, TIM.

51. AAH! AAH! FIVE SECONDS, TIM. FIVE...

52. FIVE SECONDS, TIM. FIVE... FOUR... THREE...

53. FIVE... FOUR... THREE... TWO... ONE.

54. FOUR... THREE... TWO... ONE.

55. TWO... ONE. HOW YOU DOING?

56. HOW YOU DOING? I HEAR THE STOCKS ARE

57. HOW YOU DOING? I HEAR THE STOCKS ARE UP TODAY, SIR.

58. I HEAR THE STOCKS ARE UP TODAY, SIR. YEAH, I WISH.

59. UP TODAY, SIR. YEAH, I WISH.

60. YEAH, I WISH. A PRE-FLUSH FOR YOU.

61. A PRE-FLUSH FOR YOU. THANKS.

62. A PRE-FLUSH FOR YOU. THANKS. [ CRACK! ]

63. THANKS. [ CRACK! ] [ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]

64. [ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ] I'M SORRY, SIR.

65. I'M SORRY, SIR. SOME SOAP, SIR?

66. SOME SOAP, SIR? YES, PLEASE.

67. SOME SOAP, SIR? YES, PLEASE. HERE.

68. YES, PLEASE. HERE. THERE YOU GO.

69. HERE. THERE YOU GO. GET YOU A LITTLE H2O

70. THERE YOU GO. GET YOU A LITTLE H2O HERE.

71. GET YOU A LITTLE H2O HERE. THANK YOU.

72. HERE. THANK YOU. AFTERSHAVE, SIR?

73. THANK YOU. AFTERSHAVE, SIR? I'M GOOD. THANK —

74. AFTERSHAVE, SIR? I'M GOOD. THANK —

75. I'M GOOD. THANK — THANK YOU.

76. THANK YOU. [ CRACK! ] TOWEL, SIR?

77. [ CRACK! ] TOWEL, SIR? YES, PLEASE.

78. CAN I HAVE THE REST? [ CRACK! CRACK! ] CARE FOR A MINT?

79. [ CRACK! CRACK! ] CARE FOR A MINT? OKAY.

80. CARE FOR A MINT? OKAY. HERE YOU GO.

81. OKAY. HERE YOU GO. COULD USE A REFILL.

82. HERE YOU GO. COULD USE A REFILL. OH, YEAH.

83. COULD USE A REFILL. OH, YEAH. YEAH.

84. OH, YEAH. YEAH. HERE. I'LL TAKE THAT.

85. YEAH. HERE. I'LL TAKE THAT. THANK YOU.

86. HERE. I'LL TAKE THAT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU, SIR.

87. THANK YOU. THANK YOU, SIR. ENJOY YOUR DAY.

88. THANK YOU, SIR. ENJOY YOUR DAY. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

89. ENJOY YOUR DAY. HAVE A GOOD DAY. THAT WAS ONE OF OUR

90. HAVE A GOOD DAY. THAT WAS ONE OF OUR BEST SWITCHOVERS.

91. THAT WAS ONE OF OUR BEST SWITCHOVERS. DON'T YOU THINK, GUYS?

92. BEST SWITCHOVERS. DON'T YOU THINK, GUYS?

93. DON'T YOU THINK, GUYS? USE A REFILL —

94. USE A REFILL — REFILL.

95. USE A REFILL — REFILL. CARE FOR A

96. REFILL. CARE FOR A MINT — MINT — MINT — MINT?

97. CARE FOR A MINT — MINT — MINT — MINT? COULD USE A REFILL.

98. MINT — MINT — MINT — MINT? COULD USE A REFILL. CARE FOR A MINT?

99. COULD USE A REFILL. CARE FOR A MINT? COULD USE A REFILL — REFILL

100. CARE FOR A MINT? COULD USE A REFILL — REFILL REFILL.

101. COULD USE A REFILL — REFILL REFILL.

102. REFILL. CARE FOR A MINT?

103. CARE FOR A MINT? COULD USE A REFILL.

104. CARE FOR A MINT? COULD USE A REFILL. USE A REFILL.

105. COULD USE A REFILL. USE A REFILL. WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF

106. USE A REFILL. WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF MINTS?

107. WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF MINTS? I FIND OUT FROM HIM?

108. MINTS? I FIND OUT FROM HIM? YOU BLOW IT ON THE

109. I FIND OUT FROM HIM? YOU BLOW IT ON THE MINTS, ZACH?

110. YOU BLOW IT ON THE MINTS, ZACH? WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

111. MINTS, ZACH? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?

112. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? PLEASE DON'T EVER

113. MAN? PLEASE DON'T EVER EMBARRASS US LIKE THAT AGAIN.

114. PLEASE DON'T EVER EMBARRASS US LIKE THAT AGAIN. OKAY.

115. EMBARRASS US LIKE THAT AGAIN. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

116. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. HEY!

117. ALL RIGHT. HEY! HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO —

118. HEY! HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO — YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT AND GET SOME

119. HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO — YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT AND GET SOME MORE MINTS, OKAY?

120. YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT AND GET SOME MORE MINTS, OKAY? NOW GO GET

121. MORE MINTS, OKAY? NOW GO GET THE MINTS.

122. "ZACH, GET THE MINTS." "GET THE MINTS." I'M ALWAYS SHOPPING FOR STUPID

123. "GET THE MINTS." I'M ALWAYS SHOPPING FOR STUPID MINTS.

124. I'M ALWAYS SHOPPING FOR STUPID MINTS. OH!

125. MINTS. OH! GOD ALMIGHTY!

126. OH! GOD ALMIGHTY! WHAT IS GOING ON?

127. GOD ALMIGHTY! WHAT IS GOING ON? I'M SO SORRY.

128. WHAT IS GOING ON? I'M SO SORRY. THAT'S TOTALLY MY FAULT.

129. I'M SO SORRY. THAT'S TOTALLY MY FAULT. WHAT THE FUDGE?

130. THAT'S TOTALLY MY FAULT. WHAT THE FUDGE? LET ME HELP YOU WITH THESE.

131. WHAT THE FUDGE? LET ME HELP YOU WITH THESE. I GOT IT!

132. LET ME HELP YOU WITH THESE. I GOT IT! LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.

133. I GOT IT! LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. SORRY. TOTALLY MY FAULT.

134. LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. SORRY. TOTALLY MY FAULT. GO

135. SORRY. TOTALLY MY FAULT. GO GET THE MINTS.

136. GO GET THE MINTS. WHAT'S WITH THAT

137. GET THE MINTS. WHAT'S WITH THAT ACCENT?

138. WHAT'S WITH THAT ACCENT? I'M FROM ENGLAND.

139. ACCENT? I'M FROM ENGLAND. I HAVE A FRIEND THAT

140. I'M FROM ENGLAND. I HAVE A FRIEND THAT TALKS LIKE THAT SOMETIMES.

141. I HAVE A FRIEND THAT TALKS LIKE THAT SOMETIMES. GO

142. TALKS LIKE THAT SOMETIMES. GO GET THE MINTS.

143. GO GET THE MINTS. IS HE FROM ENGLAND?

144. GET THE MINTS. IS HE FROM ENGLAND? NO.

145. IS HE FROM ENGLAND? NO. NO, HE'S NOT.

146. NO. NO, HE'S NOT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS DEAL IS.

147. NO, HE'S NOT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS DEAL IS. OKAY.

148. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS DEAL IS. OKAY. HEY, THIS IS, UM —

149. OKAY. HEY, THIS IS, UM — WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

150. HEY, THIS IS, UM — WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH ME.

151. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH ME. SORRY, THIS IS A BIT FORWARD.

152. DON'T TOUCH ME. SORRY, THIS IS A BIT FORWARD. I — YOU JUST SEEM LIKE A REALLY

153. SORRY, THIS IS A BIT FORWARD. I — YOU JUST SEEM LIKE A REALLY GREAT GUY, AND I-I THOUGHT

154. I — YOU JUST SEEM LIKE A REALLY GREAT GUY, AND I-I THOUGHT MAYBE, UM, IF YOU INVITED ME

155. GREAT GUY, AND I-I THOUGHT MAYBE, UM, IF YOU INVITED ME OVER FOR DINNER, THAT MAYBE I

156. MAYBE, UM, IF YOU INVITED ME OVER FOR DINNER, THAT MAYBE I WOULD SAY YES.

157. OVER FOR DINNER, THAT MAYBE I WOULD SAY YES. I WOULD.

158. WOULD SAY YES. I WOULD.

159. I WOULD. YOU MEAN, LIKE, TO —

160. YOU MEAN, LIKE, TO — OVER TO MY PLACE?

161. YOU MEAN, LIKE, TO — OVER TO MY PLACE? YEAH.

162. OVER TO MY PLACE? YEAH. WELL, I HAVE A KIND OF

163. YEAH. WELL, I HAVE A KIND OF A BIZARRE LIVING ARRANGEMENT, TO

164. WELL, I HAVE A KIND OF A BIZARRE LIVING ARRANGEMENT, TO BE HONEST, AND, UM...

165. A BIZARRE LIVING ARRANGEMENT, TO BE HONEST, AND, UM...

166. BE HONEST, AND, UM... I, UH — I DO HAVE, UH, TWO

167. I, UH — I DO HAVE, UH, TWO ROOMMATES THAT, UH, ARE QUITE

168. I, UH — I DO HAVE, UH, TWO ROOMMATES THAT, UH, ARE QUITE PECULIAR, AND THEY MAY HAVE

169. ROOMMATES THAT, UH, ARE QUITE PECULIAR, AND THEY MAY HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS, SO...

170. PECULIAR, AND THEY MAY HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS, SO... I HAVE TWO SISTERS.

171. MENTAL PROBLEMS, SO... I HAVE TWO SISTERS. I COULD BRING THEM.

172. I HAVE TWO SISTERS. I COULD BRING THEM. IT WOULD BE REALLY FUN.

173. I COULD BRING THEM. IT WOULD BE REALLY FUN. ALL RIGHT.

174. IT WOULD BE REALLY FUN. ALL RIGHT. WELL, WE LIVE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR

175. ALL RIGHT. WELL, WE LIVE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR OF THE STANTON BUILDING IN A

176. WELL, WE LIVE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR OF THE STANTON BUILDING IN A MEN'S PUBLIC RESTROOM.

177. OF THE STANTON BUILDING IN A MEN'S PUBLIC RESTROOM. OKAY.

178. MEN'S PUBLIC RESTROOM. OKAY. YEAH.

179. OKAY. YEAH. CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?

180. YEAH. CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? SURE.

181. CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? SURE. WEAR SOME

182. SURE. WEAR SOME SLEEVES TO THE DATE, OKAY?

183. WEAR SOME SLEEVES TO THE DATE, OKAY?

184. SLEEVES TO THE DATE, OKAY? ZACH, ARE YOU CRAZY?

185. ZACH, ARE YOU CRAZY? DO YOU WANT TO BLOW EVERYTHING

186. ZACH, ARE YOU CRAZY? DO YOU WANT TO BLOW EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE BUILT HERE?

187. DO YOU WANT TO BLOW EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE BUILT HERE? ZACH,

188. THAT WE'VE BUILT HERE? ZACH, WE CAN'T HAVE WOMEN IN THE MEN'S

189. ZACH, WE CAN'T HAVE WOMEN IN THE MEN'S ROOM.

190. WE CAN'T HAVE WOMEN IN THE MEN'S ROOM. ARE YOU FROM ENGLAND?

191. ROOM. ARE YOU FROM ENGLAND? WHAT DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT FOR?

192. ARE YOU FROM ENGLAND? WHAT DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT FOR? WHAT — WHAT IS THAT?

193. WHAT DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT FOR? WHAT — WHAT IS THAT? ZACH,

194. WHAT — WHAT IS THAT? ZACH, WE CAN'T HAVE WOMEN HERE.

195. ZACH, WE CAN'T HAVE WOMEN HERE. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.

196. WE CAN'T HAVE WOMEN HERE. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. I THINK THIS COULD BE

197. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. I THINK THIS COULD BE REALLY GOOD FOR US.

198. I THINK THIS COULD BE REALLY GOOD FOR US. I THINK YOU LOST IT,

199. REALLY GOOD FOR US. I THINK YOU LOST IT, MAN.

200. I THINK YOU LOST IT, MAN. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THE SUPER

201. MAN. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THE SUPER WALKED IN ON THE TRIPLE DATE?

202. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THE SUPER WALKED IN ON THE TRIPLE DATE? WAIT A MINUTE.

203. WALKED IN ON THE TRIPLE DATE? WAIT A MINUTE. CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY IN

204. WAIT A MINUTE. CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY IN OUR OFFICE?

205. CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY IN OUR OFFICE? YES.

206. OUR OFFICE? YES. YOU KNOW WHAT?

207. YES. YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE ZACH'S RIGHT.

208. YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE ZACH'S RIGHT. IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE SOME

209. MAYBE ZACH'S RIGHT. IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE SOME COMPANY.

210. IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE SOME COMPANY. I COULD MAKE MY

211. COMPANY. I COULD MAKE MY EGGPLANT PARM.

212. I COULD MAKE MY EGGPLANT PARM. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.

213. EGGPLANT PARM. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. ZACH, THE TRIPLE DATE'S

214. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. ZACH, THE TRIPLE DATE'S A GO.

215. OKAY.

216. OKAY. MM-HMM. OOH, THESE ARE NICE.

217. MM-HMM. OOH, THESE ARE NICE.

218. OOH, THESE ARE NICE. ZACH, IT'S ALMOST 8:00.

219. ZACH, IT'S ALMOST 8:00. YOU BETTER CHECK IF THEY'RE

220. ZACH, IT'S ALMOST 8:00. YOU BETTER CHECK IF THEY'RE HERE.

221. YOU BETTER CHECK IF THEY'RE HERE. GUYS, THEY'RE HERE.

222. HERE. GUYS, THEY'RE HERE. THEY'RE HERE?

223. GUYS, THEY'RE HERE. THEY'RE HERE? THEY'RE HERE.

224. THEY'RE HERE? THEY'RE HERE. THEY'RE HERE?

225. THEY'RE HERE. THEY'RE HERE? YEAH, THEY'RE HERE.

226. THEY'RE HERE? YEAH, THEY'RE HERE. THEY'RE HERE.

227. YEAH, THEY'RE HERE. THEY'RE HERE. SHOW TIME.

228. THEY'RE HERE. SHOW TIME.

229. SHOW TIME. WANT YOU HERE.

230. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. THERE WE GO. STAND BY. HELLO, LADIES.

231. THERE WE GO. STAND BY. HELLO, LADIES. HELLO.

232. HELLO, LADIES. HELLO. HEY, GUYS.

233. HELLO. HEY, GUYS.

234. GUYS, THIS IS STEPHANIE, THE LADY I MET AT THE SUGAR STORE, AND THESE ARE HER TWO SISTERS.

235. LADY I MET AT THE SUGAR STORE, AND THESE ARE HER TWO SISTERS. OH, MY GOD.

236. AND THESE ARE HER TWO SISTERS. OH, MY GOD.

237. OH, MY GOD. THIS IS AMAZING.

238. THIS IS AMAZING. I'M GONNA GO SAY HI.

239. THIS IS AMAZING. I'M GONNA GO SAY HI. HI. MY NAME'S ERIC.

240. I'M GONNA GO SAY HI. HI. MY NAME'S ERIC. HI.

241. HI. MY NAME'S ERIC. HI. I'M MARCY.

242. HI. I'M MARCY. I'm in heaven.

243. I'M MARCY. I'm in heaven.

244. I'm in heaven.

245. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

246. THANK YOU SO MUCH. Oh, my God. She's great.

247. THANK YOU SO MUCH. Oh, my God. She's great. It's your turn.

248. Oh, my God. She's great. It's your turn. OH.

249. It's your turn. OH.

250. OH.

251. MWAH! MWAH!

252. MWAH! MWAH! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR

253. MWAH! MWAH! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SETTING THIS UP, ZACH.

254. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SETTING THIS UP, ZACH. OH, GOD, I'M SO HAPPY

255. SETTING THIS UP, ZACH. OH, GOD, I'M SO HAPPY THAT WE CAN SOCIALIZE.

256. OH, GOD, I'M SO HAPPY THAT WE CAN SOCIALIZE. MWAH!

257. THAT WE CAN SOCIALIZE. MWAH! MWAH!

258. MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!

259. MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!

260. MWAH! MWAH!

261. MWAH! ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

262. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. HERE IS THE FIRST COURSE, THE

263. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. HERE IS THE FIRST COURSE, THE WATER FOR EVERYBODY.

264. HERE IS THE FIRST COURSE, THE WATER FOR EVERYBODY. IF EVERYONE COULD RAISE

265. WATER FOR EVERYBODY. IF EVERYONE COULD RAISE THEIR GLASS, I'D JUST LIKE TO

266. IF EVERYONE COULD RAISE THEIR GLASS, I'D JUST LIKE TO CHEERS EVERYONE ON A WONDERFUL

267. THEIR GLASS, I'D JUST LIKE TO CHEERS EVERYONE ON A WONDERFUL TRIPLE DATE.

268. CHEERS EVERYONE ON A WONDERFUL TRIPLE DATE. THANK YOU GUYS.

269. TRIPLE DATE. THANK YOU GUYS. CHEERS!

270. THANK YOU GUYS. CHEERS!

271. CHEERS!

272. AH-HA!

273. AH-HA! OH!

274. AH-HA! OH! OH!

275. OH! OH! OOH, BOY, THAT WAS A

276. OH! OOH, BOY, THAT WAS A GOOD FOOD AND A FUNNY JOKE.

277. OOH, BOY, THAT WAS A GOOD FOOD AND A FUNNY JOKE. THANKS, ZACH.

278. GOOD FOOD AND A FUNNY JOKE. THANKS, ZACH. YOU'RE WELCOME.

279. THANKS, ZACH. YOU'RE WELCOME. BOY, ERIC, I ABSOLUTELY

280. YOU'RE WELCOME. BOY, ERIC, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS PARMESAN FOOD.

281. BOY, ERIC, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS PARMESAN FOOD. THANKS SO MUCH, TIM.

282. LOVE THIS PARMESAN FOOD. THANKS SO MUCH, TIM. IT'S ACTUAL MY GREAT-GRANDMA'S

283. THANKS SO MUCH, TIM. IT'S ACTUAL MY GREAT-GRANDMA'S OLD-FASHIONED RECIPE FOR

284. IT'S ACTUAL MY GREAT-GRANDMA'S OLD-FASHIONED RECIPE FOR EGGPLANT PAPA JOHN.

285. OLD-FASHIONED RECIPE FOR EGGPLANT PAPA JOHN.

286. EGGPLANT PAPA JOHN. HEY, DANA, I'D LOVE TO

287. HEY, DANA, I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE TOUR OF MY

288. HEY, DANA, I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE TOUR OF MY BEDROOM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I

289. GIVE YOU A LITTLE TOUR OF MY BEDROOM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

290. BEDROOM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I'D FANCY

291. MEAN. I'D FANCY A TOUR, GUV'NOR.

292. I'D FANCY A TOUR, GUV'NOR.

293. A TOUR, GUV'NOR. MARCY, I GOT TO TELL

294. MARCY, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I KNOW IT'S OUR FIRST

295. MARCY, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I KNOW IT'S OUR FIRST TRIPLE DATE, BUT I'VE

296. YOU, I KNOW IT'S OUR FIRST TRIPLE DATE, BUT I'VE LEGITIMATELY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH

297. TRIPLE DATE, BUT I'VE LEGITIMATELY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND I WANT TO TAKE IT TO

298. LEGITIMATELY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND I WANT TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT STEP, WHICH IS PORKING.

299. YOU, AND I WANT TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT STEP, WHICH IS PORKING. YOU WANT TO SEE MY BEDROOM?

300. THE NEXT STEP, WHICH IS PORKING. YOU WANT TO SEE MY BEDROOM? SURE. WHY NOT?

301. YOU WANT TO SEE MY BEDROOM? SURE. WHY NOT?

302. SURE. WHY NOT?

303. COME ON IN.

304. COME ON IN. SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

305. COME ON IN. SEE YOU GUYS LATER. OKAY.

306. SEE YOU GUYS LATER. OKAY. HAVE FUN.

307. OKAY. HAVE FUN. [ MOANING, SCREAMING ]

308. HAVE FUN. [ MOANING, SCREAMING ] WELL, THEY DIDN'T, UH,

309. [ MOANING, SCREAMING ] WELL, THEY DIDN'T, UH, WASTE ANY TIME.

310. WELL, THEY DIDN'T, UH, WASTE ANY TIME. WENT RIGHT TO PORKING.

311. WASTE ANY TIME. WENT RIGHT TO PORKING. YOU KNOW, I, UM — I COULD — I

312. WENT RIGHT TO PORKING. YOU KNOW, I, UM — I COULD — I COULD SHOW YOU MY, UH — MY

313. YOU KNOW, I, UM — I COULD — I COULD SHOW YOU MY, UH — MY BEDROOM IF YOU'D LIKE.

314. COULD SHOW YOU MY, UH — MY BEDROOM IF YOU'D LIKE. I DON'T KNOW, ZACH.

315. BEDROOM IF YOU'D LIKE. I DON'T KNOW, ZACH. I, UH...

316. I DON'T KNOW, ZACH. I, UH... IT'S A HANDICAP STALL,

317. I, UH... IT'S A HANDICAP STALL, SO IT'S A LITTLE BIT BIGGER.

318. IT'S A HANDICAP STALL, SO IT'S A LITTLE BIT BIGGER. IT'S NOT THAT.

319. SO IT'S A LITTLE BIT BIGGER. IT'S NOT THAT. I JUST, UM — I REALLY LIKE YOU.

320. IT'S NOT THAT. I JUST, UM — I REALLY LIKE YOU. I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME ON OUR

321. I JUST, UM — I REALLY LIKE YOU. I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME ON OUR DATE, AND I'M JUST NOT THAT TYPE

322. I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME ON OUR DATE, AND I'M JUST NOT THAT TYPE OF GIRL.

323. DATE, AND I'M JUST NOT THAT TYPE OF GIRL. OHH! OHH!

324. OF GIRL. OHH! OHH! OKAY.

325. OHH! OHH! OKAY. IT JUST SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE

326. OKAY. IT JUST SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN IN THERE.

327. IT JUST SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN IN THERE.

328. HAVING SO MUCH FUN IN THERE. YEAH. I MEAN —

329. YEAH. I MEAN — WHY DON'T WE JUST GO IN

330. YEAH. I MEAN — WHY DON'T WE JUST GO IN THERE AND DO A QUICK PORK AND

331. WHY DON'T WE JUST GO IN THERE AND DO A QUICK PORK AND GET IT OVER WITH?

332. THERE AND DO A QUICK PORK AND GET IT OVER WITH? IT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING.

333. GET IT OVER WITH? IT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING. ZACH, I TOOK A CHANCE COMING

334. IT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING. ZACH, I TOOK A CHANCE COMING HERE, AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE

335. ZACH, I TOOK A CHANCE COMING HERE, AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SPECIAL.

336. HERE, AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SPECIAL. I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE THIS COULD

337. SPECIAL. I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE THIS COULD LEAD TO SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS.

338. I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE THIS COULD LEAD TO SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS. BUT NOW I CAN SEE THAT YOU...

339. LEAD TO SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS. BUT NOW I CAN SEE THAT YOU... AAH!

340. BUT NOW I CAN SEE THAT YOU... AAH! ALL YOU'RE REALLY

341. AAH! ALL YOU'RE REALLY INTERESTED IN IS PORKING.

342. ALL YOU'RE REALLY INTERESTED IN IS PORKING. WHOO!

343. INTERESTED IN IS PORKING. WHOO! WHOO!

344. WHOO! WHOO! OHH!

345. WHOO! OHH! OKAY, WELL, UM, I'M

346. OHH! OKAY, WELL, UM, I'M SORRY.

347. OKAY, WELL, UM, I'M SORRY. PORK!

348. SORRY. PORK!

349. PORK! OHH!

350. OHH! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT

351. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES YOUR SISTERS USUALLY TO

352. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES YOUR SISTERS USUALLY TO CLIMAX?

353. TAKES YOUR SISTERS USUALLY TO CLIMAX? OOH!

354. CLIMAX? OOH! AAH!

355. OOH! AAH!

356. AAH! WHO IS IT?

357. WHO IS IT? IT'S THE SUPER!

358. WHO IS IT? IT'S THE SUPER! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

359. IT'S THE SUPER! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? HOLD ON.

360. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? HOLD ON. I GOT AN IDEA.

361. HOLD ON. I GOT AN IDEA. ZACH, YOU GET THE SEWING KIT.

362. I GOT AN IDEA. ZACH, YOU GET THE SEWING KIT. ERIC, FOLLOW ME.

363. ZACH, YOU GET THE SEWING KIT. ERIC, FOLLOW ME. THERE YOU GO.

364. ERIC, FOLLOW ME. THERE YOU GO. YOU EVER PUT ON PANTS BEFORE?

365. THERE YOU GO. YOU EVER PUT ON PANTS BEFORE? MM-HMM.

366. YOU EVER PUT ON PANTS BEFORE? MM-HMM. I GOT TO GET MY OWN

367. MM-HMM. I GOT TO GET MY OWN STUFF ON, HONEY, OKAY?

368. I GOT TO GET MY OWN STUFF ON, HONEY, OKAY? IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.

369. I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A MAN, HONEY.

370. I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A MAN, HONEY. GONNA MAKE YOU A MAN.

371. MAN, HONEY. GONNA MAKE YOU A MAN. MAN.

372. GONNA MAKE YOU A MAN. MAN. HOW MUCH TIME DO WE

373. MAN. HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?

374. HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE? KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

375. HAVE? KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. I NEED TO FIT THE LADY INTO A

376. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. I NEED TO FIT THE LADY INTO A GENTLEMAN'S POSE.

377. HOLD STILL, HONEY. BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL. NOW STAND BY THE URINAL NOW.

378. BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL. NOW STAND BY THE URINAL NOW. NOW.

379. NOW STAND BY THE URINAL NOW. NOW. STAND OVER BY YOUR

380. NOW. STAND OVER BY YOUR SISTER.

381. ZACH, THE SUPER'S COMING. ZACH!

382. COMING. ZACH! ZACH! ZACH!

383. ZACH! ZACH! ZACH! I'M DOING THE BEDS!

384. WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? THOUGHT I HEARD WOMEN'S VOICES.

385. THOUGHT I HEARD WOMEN'S VOICES. NO, JUST A COUPLE OF GENTS

386. NO, JUST A COUPLE OF GENTS TAKING A PISS.

387. NO, JUST A COUPLE OF GENTS TAKING A PISS.

388. TAKING A PISS.

389. AND ONE

390. AND ONE BUSINESSMAN TAKING A DUMP.

391. AND ONE BUSINESSMAN TAKING A DUMP. OH.

392. BUSINESSMAN TAKING A DUMP. OH. TWO GUYS TAKING A PISS AND ONE

393. OH. TWO GUYS TAKING A PISS AND ONE TAKING A DUMP.

394. TWO GUYS TAKING A PISS AND ONE TAKING A DUMP. SEE?

395. TAKING A DUMP. SEE? NOTHING TO SEE HERE, SUPE.

396. SEE? NOTHING TO SEE HERE, SUPE. NORMAL DAY OF BUSINESS.

397. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, SUPE. NORMAL DAY OF BUSINESS. I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT,

398. NORMAL DAY OF BUSINESS. I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT, BUT SOMETHING'S GOING ON HERE.

399. SOMETHING DON'T LOOK RIGHT HERE.

400. SOMETHING DON'T LOOK RIGHT. HMM.