Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories 1x2

Directed by

Bob Odenkirk as Dr. Stork • Gillian Jacobs as Young Patient • M. Emmet Walsh as Detective • Alexandra Kenworthy as Old Woman • Diane Sellers as Receptionist

Detective Miller (M. Emmet Walsh) confronts toe removal specialist Dr. Stork (Bob Odenkirk) about some troubling inconsistencies with a medical waste investigation.

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1. OKAY, MRS. HISK, THE GENERAL

2. OKAY, MRS. HISK, THE GENERAL ANESTHETIC SHOULD BE WORKING.

3. OKAY, MRS. HISK, THE GENERAL ANESTHETIC SHOULD BE WORKING. GOOD.

4. ANESTHETIC SHOULD BE WORKING. GOOD. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT I

5. GOOD. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT I CALL THE TICKLE TEST.

6. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT I CALL THE TICKLE TEST. IF YOU PASS THAT, THEN WE CAN

7. CALL THE TICKLE TEST. IF YOU PASS THAT, THEN WE CAN CARRY ON WITH THE PROCEDURE.

8. IF YOU PASS THAT, THEN WE CAN CARRY ON WITH THE PROCEDURE. GOOD.

9. CARRY ON WITH THE PROCEDURE. GOOD. DO YOU FEEL THAT?

10. GOOD. DO YOU FEEL THAT? NO.

11. DO YOU FEEL THAT? NO. MM-HMM.

12. NO. MM-HMM. HOW ABOUT THIS?

13. MM-HMM. HOW ABOUT THIS? NO, I FEEL NOTHING THERE.

14. HOW ABOUT THIS? NO, I FEEL NOTHING THERE. FEEL THIS?

15. NO, I FEEL NOTHING THERE. FEEL THIS? NO.

16. FEEL THIS? NO. YOU FEEL THAT?

17. NO. YOU FEEL THAT? NO.

18. YOU FEEL THAT? NO. THIS?

19. NO. THIS? NO.

20. THIS? NO. THIS?

21. NO. THIS? NO.

22. THIS? NO. FEELING THAT?

23. NO. FEELING THAT? NO.

24. FEELING THAT? NO. FEEL THIS?

25. NO. FEEL THIS? NO.

26. FEEL THIS? NO. WELL, YOU GET A GOLD STAR.

27. NO. WELL, YOU GET A GOLD STAR. LET'S GET STARTED.

28. WELL, YOU GET A GOLD STAR. LET'S GET STARTED. UH, THESE LOOK A LOT SCARIER

29. LET'S GET STARTED. UH, THESE LOOK A LOT SCARIER THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE.

30. UH, THESE LOOK A LOT SCARIER THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE.

31. THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. THEY'RE SIMPLE TOE SNIPS.

32. THEY'RE SIMPLE TOE SNIPS. YOU CAN GET 'EM AT ANY, UH,

33. THEY'RE SIMPLE TOE SNIPS. YOU CAN GET 'EM AT ANY, UH, HARDWARE STORE.

34. YOU CAN GET 'EM AT ANY, UH, HARDWARE STORE.

35. HARDWARE STORE. THAT'S A JOKE.

36. THAT'S A JOKE. I LIKE TO JOKE AROUND.

37. THAT'S A JOKE. I LIKE TO JOKE AROUND. MAKES THE DAY GO FASTER.

38. I LIKE TO JOKE AROUND. MAKES THE DAY GO FASTER. LET'S GO.

39. BASTARD. SON OF A BITCH.

40. BASTARD. SON OF A BITCH. COME OFF!

41. SON OF A BITCH. COME OFF! AAH! COME OFF OF THERE!

42. COME OFF! AAH! COME OFF OF THERE! PULL THE DAMN THING OFF.

43. AAH! COME OFF OF THERE! PULL THE DAMN THING OFF.

44. PULL THE DAMN THING OFF. COME OFF!

45. COME OFF! AAH!

46. AAH!

47. NICE JOB.

48. NICE JOB. SWEETHEART, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS.

49. NICE JOB. SWEETHEART, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS. ALL YOUR TOES ARE GONE.

50. SWEETHEART, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS. ALL YOUR TOES ARE GONE. GOOD.

51. ALL YOUR TOES ARE GONE. GOOD. THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

52. GOOD. THANK YOU, DOCTOR. HMM. YEAH.

53. THANK YOU, DOCTOR. HMM. YEAH. DR. STORK, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA

54. HMM. YEAH. DR. STORK, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THOSE OLD TOES?

55. DR. STORK, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THOSE OLD TOES? WELL, THE BIOHAZARD PEOPLE

56. DO WITH THOSE OLD TOES? WELL, THE BIOHAZARD PEOPLE COME AND TAKE THEM, AND THEN

57. WELL, THE BIOHAZARD PEOPLE COME AND TAKE THEM, AND THEN THEY'RE INCINERATED.

58. COME AND TAKE THEM, AND THEN THEY'RE INCINERATED. FINE.

59. THEY'RE INCINERATED. FINE. I NEVER WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN.

60. FINE. I NEVER WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN. THEY ARE

61. I NEVER WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN. THEY ARE DISGUSTING, AREN'T THEY?

62. THEY ARE DISGUSTING, AREN'T THEY?

63. At the tone, please record your message. BEN, IT'S YOUR, UH, DAD.

64. your message. BEN, IT'S YOUR, UH, DAD. I'M — I'M GONNA PICK YOU UP

65. BEN, IT'S YOUR, UH, DAD. I'M — I'M GONNA PICK YOU UP TOMORROW.

66. I'M — I'M GONNA PICK YOU UP TOMORROW. WE'RE GONNA GO OUT FOR A GOOD

67. TOMORROW. WE'RE GONNA GO OUT FOR A GOOD DAY, SO PLEASE BE READY AT

68. WE'RE GONNA GO OUT FOR A GOOD DAY, SO PLEASE BE READY AT 10:30, ALL RIGHT?

69. DAY, SO PLEASE BE READY AT 10:30, ALL RIGHT? GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED.

70. 10:30, ALL RIGHT? GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED. BYE-BYE.

71. MORNING, DR. STORK.

72. GOOD MORNING.

73. GOOD MORNING. WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH?

74. GOOD MORNING. WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH? MY TOES — I DON'T WANT 'EM

75. WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH? MY TOES — I DON'T WANT 'EM ANYMORE.

76. MY TOES — I DON'T WANT 'EM ANYMORE. WELL, I'LL TAKE A LOOK.

77. ANYMORE. WELL, I'LL TAKE A LOOK.

78. WELL, I'LL TAKE A LOOK. ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S A VERY

79. ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S A VERY NICE SHAPE.

80. ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S A VERY NICE SHAPE. MM.

81. NICE SHAPE. MM. YOU GOT A COUPLE YEARS LEFT

82. MM. YOU GOT A COUPLE YEARS LEFT IN THESE TOES.

83. YOU GOT A COUPLE YEARS LEFT IN THESE TOES. YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SNIP 'EM

84. IN THESE TOES. YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SNIP 'EM NOW?

85. YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SNIP 'EM NOW? YEAH.

86. NOW? YEAH. THEY'RE GROSS TO ME.

87. YEAH. THEY'RE GROSS TO ME. ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE CAN TAKE

88. THEY'RE GROSS TO ME. ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE CAN TAKE CARE OF IT.

89. ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE CAN TAKE CARE OF IT. OKAY. GROOVY.

90. CARE OF IT. OKAY. GROOVY. WHAT?

91. OKAY. GROOVY. WHAT?

92. WHAT? YOU HAVE A HECK OF AN ENERGY.

93. YOU HAVE A HECK OF AN ENERGY. THIS OFFICE IS USUALLY FILLED

94. THIS OFFICE IS USUALLY FILLED WITH OLD BAGS.

95. THIS OFFICE IS USUALLY FILLED WITH OLD BAGS.

96. WITH OLD BAGS. WELL, NOW, BECAUSE OF YOUR

97. WELL, NOW, BECAUSE OF YOUR AGE, UH, YOU MAY HAVE EXCESS

98. WELL, NOW, BECAUSE OF YOUR AGE, UH, YOU MAY HAVE EXCESS BLEEDING, SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO

99. AGE, UH, YOU MAY HAVE EXCESS BLEEDING, SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT YOU COMPLETELY UNDER.

100. BLEEDING, SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT YOU COMPLETELY UNDER. YOU OKAY WITH THAT?

101. PUT YOU COMPLETELY UNDER. YOU OKAY WITH THAT? SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

102. YOU OKAY WITH THAT? SOUNDS LIKE FUN. WELL, THEN, TIME TO GO DOWN

103. SOUNDS LIKE FUN. WELL, THEN, TIME TO GO DOWN UNDER.

104. WELL, THEN, TIME TO GO DOWN UNDER.

105. UNDER. YOU'RE FUNNY.

106. YOU'RE FUNNY. OKAY, PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON

107. YOU'RE FUNNY. OKAY, PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE.

108. OKAY, PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE. THAT'S IT.

109. THE BARBIE. THAT'S IT. NOW YOU'RE GETTING THERE.

110. THAT'S IT. NOW YOU'RE GETTING THERE. JUST BREATHE NORMAL.

111. NOW YOU'RE GETTING THERE. JUST BREATHE NORMAL.

112. YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE OUT HERE, RIGHT, SON? NO.

113. RIGHT, SON? NO. DAD MIGHT BUY A BOAT.

114. NO. DAD MIGHT BUY A BOAT. HOW COOL IS THAT?

115. DAD MIGHT BUY A BOAT. HOW COOL IS THAT? THAT'S COOL.

116. HOW COOL IS THAT? THAT'S COOL. YEAH. I KNOW.

117. THAT'S COOL. YEAH. I KNOW. IS THAT YOUR BOAT, DAD?

118. YEAH. I KNOW. IS THAT YOUR BOAT, DAD? NO.

119. IS THAT YOUR BOAT, DAD? NO. I'M, UH, BUYING A SAILBOAT.

120. NO. I'M, UH, BUYING A SAILBOAT. SO WATCH FOR A SAIL.

121. I'M, UH, BUYING A SAILBOAT. SO WATCH FOR A SAIL. WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?

122. SO WATCH FOR A SAIL. WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE? WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?

123. WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE? WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE? IT'S A YACHT.

124. WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE? IT'S A YACHT. USE YOUR HEAD.

125. IT'S A YACHT. USE YOUR HEAD. MM.

126. USE YOUR HEAD. MM. DAD, IF WE DON'T NEED OUR TOES,

127. MM. DAD, IF WE DON'T NEED OUR TOES, WHY ARE WE BORN WITH THEM?

128. DAD, IF WE DON'T NEED OUR TOES, WHY ARE WE BORN WITH THEM? I DON'T KNOW.

129. WHY ARE WE BORN WITH THEM? I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS WE'RE

130. I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS WE'RE BORN WITH THAT WE DON'T NEED —

131. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS WE'RE BORN WITH THAT WE DON'T NEED — YOUR KIDNEYS, YOUR APPENDIX,

132. BORN WITH THAT WE DON'T NEED — YOUR KIDNEYS, YOUR APPENDIX, YOUR WISDOM TEETH, WHATEVER.

133. YOUR KIDNEYS, YOUR APPENDIX, YOUR WISDOM TEETH, WHATEVER. IT'S A LONG LIST.

134. YOUR WISDOM TEETH, WHATEVER. IT'S A LONG LIST. DID YOU CLIP YOUR TOES YET,

135. IT'S A LONG LIST. DID YOU CLIP YOUR TOES YET, DAD?

136. DID YOU CLIP YOUR TOES YET, DAD? NO, I STILL HAVE MY TOES.

137. DAD? NO, I STILL HAVE MY TOES. I DON'T KNOW.

138. NO, I STILL HAVE MY TOES. I DON'T KNOW. I'M — I'M OLD-FASHIONED THAT

139. I DON'T KNOW. I'M — I'M OLD-FASHIONED THAT WAY, I GUESS.

140. I'M — I'M OLD-FASHIONED THAT WAY, I GUESS. COME ON.

141. WAY, I GUESS. COME ON.

142. COME ON. HEY, THERE IT IS.

143. HEY, THERE IT IS. LOOK AT THIS.

144. HEY, THERE IT IS. LOOK AT THIS. HEY!

145. LOOK AT THIS. HEY! AHOY!

146. HEY! AHOY! ARE YOU MATT?

147. AHOY! ARE YOU MATT? YEAH. I'M MATT.

148. ARE YOU MATT? YEAH. I'M MATT. DR. STORK.

149. YEAH. I'M MATT. DR. STORK. WE TALKED ON THE PHONE THE OTHER

150. DR. STORK. WE TALKED ON THE PHONE THE OTHER DAY.

151. WE TALKED ON THE PHONE THE OTHER DAY. OH, YEAH.

152. DAY. OH, YEAH. WELL, THIS IS THE BOAT.

153. OH, YEAH. WELL, THIS IS THE BOAT. GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU —

154. WELL, THIS IS THE BOAT. GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU — YOUR VOICE DOESN'T MATCH YOUR

155. GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU — YOUR VOICE DOESN'T MATCH YOUR FACE.

156. YOUR VOICE DOESN'T MATCH YOUR FACE. YOU'RE A LOT YOUNGER IN PERSON.

157. FACE. YOU'RE A LOT YOUNGER IN PERSON. IT'S THE SEA AIR — KEEPS YOU

158. YOU'RE A LOT YOUNGER IN PERSON. IT'S THE SEA AIR — KEEPS YOU YOUNG, HUH?

159. IT'S THE SEA AIR — KEEPS YOU YOUNG, HUH? YEAH, I THINK THAT HELPS.

160. YOUNG, HUH? YEAH, I THINK THAT HELPS. UH, SHE'S 13 FEET WIDE.

161. YEAH, I THINK THAT HELPS. UH, SHE'S 13 FEET WIDE. FIBERGLASS HULL.

162. UH, SHE'S 13 FEET WIDE. FIBERGLASS HULL. UH, THE FORWARD STATEROOM HAS

163. FIBERGLASS HULL. UH, THE FORWARD STATEROOM HAS ITS OWN HEAD.

164. UH, THE FORWARD STATEROOM HAS ITS OWN HEAD. THERE'S A GALLEY, WHICH HAS —

165. ITS OWN HEAD. THERE'S A GALLEY, WHICH HAS — WHAT'S A GALLEY?

166. THERE'S A GALLEY, WHICH HAS — WHAT'S A GALLEY? Shh! BIG BOYS ARE TALKING.

167. WHAT'S A GALLEY? Shh! BIG BOYS ARE TALKING. GO ON.

168. Shh! BIG BOYS ARE TALKING. GO ON. IT'S — IT'S A KITCHEN.

169. GO ON. IT'S — IT'S A KITCHEN. UH, IT HAS PLENTY OF HATCHES AND

170. IT'S — IT'S A KITCHEN. UH, IT HAS PLENTY OF HATCHES AND PORTS, WHICH ALLOWS FOR GREAT

171. UH, IT HAS PLENTY OF HATCHES AND PORTS, WHICH ALLOWS FOR GREAT VENTILATION WHEN YOU'RE SAILING.

172. PORTS, WHICH ALLOWS FOR GREAT VENTILATION WHEN YOU'RE SAILING. UM, IT EASILY SLEEPS SEVEN.

173. VENTILATION WHEN YOU'RE SAILING. UM, IT EASILY SLEEPS SEVEN. UH...

174. UM, IT EASILY SLEEPS SEVEN. UH... WHAT ELSE DID MY DAD

175. UH... WHAT ELSE DID MY DAD SAY?

176. SAY? UH, IT'S $113,000.

177. UH, IT'S $113,000. UH — OH.

178. UH — OH.

179. UH — OH. DAD?

180. DAD?

181. DAD? ARE YOU — ARE YOU OKAY?

182. ARE YOU — ARE YOU OKAY? I HAVE TO DO THIS LATER.

183. ARE YOU — ARE YOU OKAY? I HAVE TO DO THIS LATER. COME ON.

184. I HAVE TO DO THIS LATER. COME ON. YOU OKAY, DAD?

185. COME ON. YOU OKAY, DAD? OKAY.

186. YOU OKAY, DAD? OKAY. YOU OKAY?

187. OKAY. YOU OKAY? I'LL BE HERE.

188. YOU OKAY? I'LL BE HERE.

189. I'LL BE HERE.

190. YEAH? Dr. Stork, there's a very old detective here to see you.

191. Dr. Stork, there's a very old detective here to see you. WHAT? WHY?

192. detective here to see you. WHAT? WHY? Says he needs to talk with

193. WHAT? WHY? Says he needs to talk with you about something.

194. Says he needs to talk with you about something. OH — OH, SEND HIM IN.

195. you about something. OH — OH, SEND HIM IN.

196. OH — OH, SEND HIM IN. UH, YES, UH, HELLO.

197. UH, YES, UH, HELLO. DR. STORK, LIKE THE BIRD.

198. UH, YES, UH, HELLO. DR. STORK, LIKE THE BIRD. UH, YES.

199. DR. STORK, LIKE THE BIRD. UH, YES. I'M DETECTIVE MILLER.

200. UH, YES. I'M DETECTIVE MILLER. UH, IS THERE A PROBLEM?

201. I'M DETECTIVE MILLER. UH, IS THERE A PROBLEM? NO.

202. UH, IS THERE A PROBLEM? NO. OH.

203. NO. OH. UH, OH, WELL, SIT DOWN.

204. OH. UH, OH, WELL, SIT DOWN. FINE. UH, THANKS.

205. I-IS THERE A PROBLEM? WELL, I SAID THERE WASN'T. IS THERE?

206. WELL, I SAID THERE WASN'T. IS THERE? NO.

207. IS THERE? NO. UH, BUT JUST —

208. NO. UH, BUT JUST — YOU'RE A SAILOR?

209. UH, BUT JUST — YOU'RE A SAILOR? IN MY FREE TIME.

210. YOU'RE A SAILOR? IN MY FREE TIME. I KNOW.

211. IN MY FREE TIME. I KNOW. I SAW YOU DOWN AT THE DOCK

212. I KNOW. I SAW YOU DOWN AT THE DOCK CHECKING OUT THAT 40-FOOT

213. I SAW YOU DOWN AT THE DOCK CHECKING OUT THAT 40-FOOT BEAUTY.

214. CHECKING OUT THAT 40-FOOT BEAUTY. I'M A SAILING MAN, TOO.

215. BEAUTY. I'M A SAILING MAN, TOO. OH.

216. I'M A SAILING MAN, TOO. OH. MY FRIENDS CALL ME

217. OH. MY FRIENDS CALL ME CAPTAIN DOUGIE MILLER.

218. MY FRIENDS CALL ME CAPTAIN DOUGIE MILLER. THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND

219. CAPTAIN DOUGIE MILLER. THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOU, SEE IF

220. THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOU, SEE IF YOU EVER WANT TO GO OUT SAILING

221. INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOU, SEE IF YOU EVER WANT TO GO OUT SAILING TOGETHER SOMETIME.

222. YOU EVER WANT TO GO OUT SAILING TOGETHER SOMETIME. WELL, UH, WE SHOULD — WE

223. TOGETHER SOMETIME. WELL, UH, WE SHOULD — WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO THAT.

224. WELL, UH, WE SHOULD — WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO THAT. WE — I — WE'LL SET THAT UP,

225. SHOULD DEFINITELY DO THAT. WE — I — WE'LL SET THAT UP, UH, SOON, YEAH.

226. WE — I — WE'LL SET THAT UP, UH, SOON, YEAH. GOOD.

227. UH, SOON, YEAH. GOOD. WELL, UM, I'M NEEDED IN

228. GOOD. WELL, UM, I'M NEEDED IN SURGERY, SO...

229. WELL, UM, I'M NEEDED IN SURGERY, SO... OF COURSE.

230. SURGERY, SO... OF COURSE. UH — UH, DON'T LET ME HOLD YOU

231. OF COURSE. UH — UH, DON'T LET ME HOLD YOU UP.

232. UH — UH, DON'T LET ME HOLD YOU UP. UH, HERE — HERE'S MY CARD.

233. UP. UH, HERE — HERE'S MY CARD. JUST GIVE ME A CALL WHENEVER YOU

234. UH, HERE — HERE'S MY CARD. JUST GIVE ME A CALL WHENEVER YOU WANT TO HOIST THE SAILS,

235. JUST GIVE ME A CALL WHENEVER YOU WANT TO HOIST THE SAILS, CAPTAIN.

236. WANT TO HOIST THE SAILS, CAPTAIN. UH, AYE, AYE.

237. 6:48 P.M. This is Rebecca calling from

238. This is Rebecca calling from Biohazard Waste Management.

239. This is Rebecca calling from Biohazard Waste Management. Just calling to confirm we

240. Biohazard Waste Management. Just calling to confirm we received your message today,

241. Just calling to confirm we received your message today, and we're gonna go ahead and

242. received your message today, and we're gonna go ahead and skip this week's scheduled

243. and we're gonna go ahead and skip this week's scheduled pickup.

244. skip this week's scheduled pickup. Thanks.

245. pickup. Thanks.

246. SON, I SEE THERE'S SOME GRIME

247. SON, I SEE THERE'S SOME GRIME STILL THERE.

248. SON, I SEE THERE'S SOME GRIME STILL THERE. YOU SHOULD DIG IN A LITTLE BIT,

249. STILL THERE. YOU SHOULD DIG IN A LITTLE BIT, ALL RIGHT?

250. YOU SHOULD DIG IN A LITTLE BIT, ALL RIGHT? I'M TRYING, DAD.

251. ALL RIGHT? I'M TRYING, DAD. ALL RIGHT.

252. I'M TRYING, DAD. ALL RIGHT. AHOY!

253. ALL RIGHT. AHOY! AHOY!

254. AHOY! AHOY! W-WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?

255. AHOY! W-WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? UH — UH, THIS WAS A

256. W-WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? UH — UH, THIS WAS A LAST-MINUTE, UH, THING JUST WITH

257. UH — UH, THIS WAS A LAST-MINUTE, UH, THING JUST WITH MY SON.

258. LAST-MINUTE, UH, THING JUST WITH MY SON. YOU KNOW I LOVE TO SAIL.

259. MY SON. YOU KNOW I LOVE TO SAIL. I'M SORRY.

260. YOU KNOW I LOVE TO SAIL. I'M SORRY. UH, NEXT TIME.

261. I'M SORRY. UH, NEXT TIME. LISTEN, I THINK WE GOT A

262. UH, NEXT TIME. LISTEN, I THINK WE GOT A PROBLEM.

263. LISTEN, I THINK WE GOT A PROBLEM. WHAT — WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

264. I WENT OVER YOUR APPOINTMENTS OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS, AND THEN I ADDED UP THE WEIGHT OF

265. OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS, AND THEN I ADDED UP THE WEIGHT OF ALL THOSE TOES YOU'VE BEEN

266. THEN I ADDED UP THE WEIGHT OF ALL THOSE TOES YOU'VE BEEN CUTTING OFF.

267. ALL THOSE TOES YOU'VE BEEN CUTTING OFF. UH, THEN I WENT TO YOUR

268. CUTTING OFF. UH, THEN I WENT TO YOUR BIOHAZARD WASTE, AND I WEIGHED

269. UH, THEN I WENT TO YOUR BIOHAZARD WASTE, AND I WEIGHED THAT.

270. BIOHAZARD WASTE, AND I WEIGHED THAT. THE WEIGHT OF THESE TOES IS

271. THAT. THE WEIGHT OF THESE TOES IS COMING UP LIGHT, DOC.

272. THE WEIGHT OF THESE TOES IS COMING UP LIGHT, DOC. WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT, DAD?

273. COMING UP LIGHT, DOC. WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT, DAD? WELL, IT'S JUST A MISTAKE,

274. WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT, DAD? WELL, IT'S JUST A MISTAKE, SON.

275. WELL, IT'S JUST A MISTAKE, SON. JUST A CLERICAL ERROR.

276. SON. JUST A CLERICAL ERROR. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN

277. JUST A CLERICAL ERROR. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN OFF THE BOAT, AND WE'LL TALK

278. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN OFF THE BOAT, AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT?

279. OFF THE BOAT, AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT? UH, YEAH.

280. ABOUT IT? UH, YEAH. I JUST — YOU KNOW WHAT?

281. UH, YEAH. I JUST — YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.

282. I JUST — YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. STEP OFF THE BOAT, DOCTOR.

283. JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. STEP OFF THE BOAT, DOCTOR. NEED TO CHECK, UH — JUST

284. STEP OFF THE BOAT, DOCTOR. NEED TO CHECK, UH — JUST NEED TO CHECK ONE THING.

285. NEED TO CHECK, UH — JUST NEED TO CHECK ONE THING. DAD!

286. NEED TO CHECK ONE THING. DAD! GO AHEAD! WEAR YOURSELF OUT!

287. DAD! GO AHEAD! WEAR YOURSELF OUT! DAD!

288. GO AHEAD! WEAR YOURSELF OUT! DAD! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

289. DAD! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL HE SINKS LIKE A STONE.

290. IS MY DAD GONNA BE OKAY? NO. WHAT DID HE DO WITH ALL THOSE

291. NO. WHAT DID HE DO WITH ALL THOSE TOES?

292. WHAT DID HE DO WITH ALL THOSE TOES? WELL, I GOT A THEORY ABOUT

293. TOES? WELL, I GOT A THEORY ABOUT THAT.

294. WELL, I GOT A THEORY ABOUT THAT.

295. YEAH, FIGURED. BELLY FULL OF TOES.

296. BELLY FULL OF TOES. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.

297. BELLY FULL OF TOES. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. I'M YOUR DAD NOW.

298. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. I'M YOUR DAD NOW. LET'S GO SAILING.

299. I'M YOUR DAD NOW. LET'S GO SAILING.