Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories 1x1

1. HOW YOU DOING? HELLO, THERE.

2. HOW YOU DOING? HELLO, THERE. I'M BRENNER.

3. HELLO, THERE. I'M BRENNER. BRENNER.

4. I'M BRENNER. BRENNER. HEY. I'M DENNIS MURPHY.

5. BRENNER. HEY. I'M DENNIS MURPHY. JUST MOVED IN.

6. HEY. I'M DENNIS MURPHY. JUST MOVED IN.

7. JUST MOVED IN. MURPH!

8. MURPH! JUST "DENNIS" IS FINE.

9. MURPH! JUST "DENNIS" IS FINE. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M

10. JUST "DENNIS" IS FINE. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GONNA CALL YOU "MURPH."

11. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GONNA CALL YOU "MURPH." WELCOME TO THE SAC.

12. GONNA CALL YOU "MURPH." WELCOME TO THE SAC. THANKS SO MUCH.

13. WELCOME TO THE SAC. THANKS SO MUCH. WHAT ARE YOU — SOME

14. THANKS SO MUCH. WHAT ARE YOU — SOME KIND OF COMPUTER NERD?

15. WHAT ARE YOU — SOME KIND OF COMPUTER NERD? YEAH, YOU

16. KIND OF COMPUTER NERD? YEAH, YOU GOT ME.

17. YEAH, YOU GOT ME. I'M A NETWORK GUY.

18. GOT ME. I'M A NETWORK GUY. OH, PERFECT.

19. I'M A NETWORK GUY. OH, PERFECT. I GOT A BUNCH OF COMPUTER

20. OH, PERFECT. I GOT A BUNCH OF COMPUTER PROBLEMS I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON.

21. I GOT A BUNCH OF COMPUTER PROBLEMS I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON. LISTEN, UH, WIFE'S GOING OUT

22. PROBLEMS I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON. LISTEN, UH, WIFE'S GOING OUT TONIGHT.

23. LISTEN, UH, WIFE'S GOING OUT TONIGHT. I'M GONNA HAVE THE GUYS OVER.

24. TONIGHT. I'M GONNA HAVE THE GUYS OVER. WE'RE GONNA WATCH THE FISH ON

25. I'M GONNA HAVE THE GUYS OVER. WE'RE GONNA WATCH THE FISH ON THE BIG SCREEN.

26. WE'RE GONNA WATCH THE FISH ON THE BIG SCREEN. I'M GONNA GRILL UP SOME BRATS.

27. THE BIG SCREEN. I'M GONNA GRILL UP SOME BRATS. I GOT A MICROBREW CHILLING IN MY

28. I'M GONNA GRILL UP SOME BRATS. I GOT A MICROBREW CHILLING IN MY WET BAR, AND I WAS GONNA WARM UP

29. I GOT A MICROBREW CHILLING IN MY WET BAR, AND I WAS GONNA WARM UP SOME ZITI.

30. WET BAR, AND I WAS GONNA WARM UP SOME ZITI. WHY DON'T YOU COME BY IF YOU GOT

31. SOME ZITI. WHY DON'T YOU COME BY IF YOU GOT SOME, UH, TRIPLE-FRIED PIZZA

32. WHY DON'T YOU COME BY IF YOU GOT SOME, UH, TRIPLE-FRIED PIZZA DOUGH OR SOME KIND OF FROZEN

33. SOME, UH, TRIPLE-FRIED PIZZA DOUGH OR SOME KIND OF FROZEN MEATBALLS OR WHATEVER IT IS?

34. DOUGH OR SOME KIND OF FROZEN MEATBALLS OR WHATEVER IT IS? YOU CAN WARM IT UP IN MY

35. MEATBALLS OR WHATEVER IT IS? YOU CAN WARM IT UP IN MY MICROWAVE, OR YOU CAN WARM IT UP

36. YOU CAN WARM IT UP IN MY MICROWAVE, OR YOU CAN WARM IT UP BACK AT HOME, BRING IT OVER

37. MICROWAVE, OR YOU CAN WARM IT UP BACK AT HOME, BRING IT OVER PIPING HOT.

38. BACK AT HOME, BRING IT OVER PIPING HOT. BUT IF YOU WANT TO BRING OVER A

39. PIPING HOT. BUT IF YOU WANT TO BRING OVER A VEGETABLE MEDLEY, A CRUDITéS,

40. BUT IF YOU WANT TO BRING OVER A VEGETABLE MEDLEY, A CRUDITéS, FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH LUNCHMEAT

41. VEGETABLE MEDLEY, A CRUDITéS, FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH LUNCHMEAT YOU CAN SPARE.

42. FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH LUNCHMEAT YOU CAN SPARE. MAYBE BRING OVER A POUND AND A

43. YOU CAN SPARE. MAYBE BRING OVER A POUND AND A HALF, TWO POUNDS OF BLACK FOREST

44. MAYBE BRING OVER A POUND AND A HALF, TWO POUNDS OF BLACK FOREST HAM, MAYBE A DIJON-MUSTARD

45. HALF, TWO POUNDS OF BLACK FOREST HAM, MAYBE A DIJON-MUSTARD SPREAD.

46. HAM, MAYBE A DIJON-MUSTARD SPREAD. YEAH.

47. SPREAD. YEAH. ANY KIND OF DESSERT.

48. YEAH. ANY KIND OF DESSERT. MAYBE A GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE OR

49. ANY KIND OF DESSERT. MAYBE A GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

50. MAYBE A GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU A

51. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU A BIG HIT WITH THE DUDES IS GET

52. I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU A BIG HIT WITH THE DUDES IS GET SOME KEY LIME PIE A LA MODE.

53. BIG HIT WITH THE DUDES IS GET SOME KEY LIME PIE A LA MODE. I'M TALKING ABOUT ICE CREAM ON

54. SOME KEY LIME PIE A LA MODE. I'M TALKING ABOUT ICE CREAM ON THE SIDE.

55. I'M TALKING ABOUT ICE CREAM ON THE SIDE. RIGHT.

56. THE SIDE. RIGHT. AND YOU HAVE GOT TO HAVE

57. RIGHT. AND YOU HAVE GOT TO HAVE A BITE OF MY HOMEMADE ZITI.

58. AND YOU HAVE GOT TO HAVE A BITE OF MY HOMEMADE ZITI. I'M JUST GONNA WARM HER UP.

59. A BITE OF MY HOMEMADE ZITI. I'M JUST GONNA WARM HER UP. SHE'S BEEN IN THE FREEZE.

60. I'M JUST GONNA WARM HER UP. SHE'S BEEN IN THE FREEZE. UH, THANKS FOR THE

61. SHE'S BEEN IN THE FREEZE. UH, THANKS FOR THE INVITE, BUT —

62. UH, THANKS FOR THE INVITE, BUT — YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ARE

63. INVITE, BUT — YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ARE THOSE HOT MOZZARELLA STICKS.

64. YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ARE THOSE HOT MOZZARELLA STICKS. CUBE 'EM UP, PUT 'EM IN SOME

65. THOSE HOT MOZZARELLA STICKS. CUBE 'EM UP, PUT 'EM IN SOME MARINARA SAUCE.

66. CUBE 'EM UP, PUT 'EM IN SOME MARINARA SAUCE. YOU HAVE THEM ON STANDBY.

67. MARINARA SAUCE. YOU HAVE THEM ON STANDBY. 'COURSE, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH

68. YOU HAVE THEM ON STANDBY. 'COURSE, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH SOME SOUR CREAM AND ONION, SO

69. 'COURSE, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH SOME SOUR CREAM AND ONION, SO LONG AS YOU BRING RIDGED CHIPS.

70. SOME SOUR CREAM AND ONION, SO LONG AS YOU BRING RIDGED CHIPS. YEAH.

71. LONG AS YOU BRING RIDGED CHIPS. YEAH. SO WHY DON'T YOU COME BY

72. YEAH. SO WHY DON'T YOU COME BY AROUND 8:00, ALL RIGHT?

73. SO WHY DON'T YOU COME BY AROUND 8:00, ALL RIGHT? UM, I ACTUALLY HAVE

74. AROUND 8:00, ALL RIGHT? UM, I ACTUALLY HAVE PLANS WITH THE WIFE AND KIDS,

75. UM, I ACTUALLY HAVE PLANS WITH THE WIFE AND KIDS, SO — BUT A RAIN CHECK, FOR

76. PLANS WITH THE WIFE AND KIDS, SO — BUT A RAIN CHECK, FOR SURE.

77. SO — BUT A RAIN CHECK, FOR SURE. ALL RIGHT.

78. SURE. ALL RIGHT. SOUNDS GOOD.

79. ALL RIGHT. SOUNDS GOOD. SEE YOU AT 8:00.

80. SOUNDS GOOD. SEE YOU AT 8:00. UH, NO, ACTUALLY, I-I'M

81. SEE YOU AT 8:00. UH, NO, ACTUALLY, I-I'M NOT GONNA COME OVER TONIGHT.

82. UH, NO, ACTUALLY, I-I'M NOT GONNA COME OVER TONIGHT. I'M GONNA SPEND SOME TIME WITH

83. NOT GONNA COME OVER TONIGHT. I'M GONNA SPEND SOME TIME WITH THE KIDS.

84. I'M GONNA SPEND SOME TIME WITH THE KIDS. AH.

85. THE KIDS. AH. I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:00.

86. AH. I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:00. SEE YOU TONIGHT, MURPH.

87. FISH LOST AGAIN LAST NIGHT. MORE COFFEE, HONEY?

88. NIGHT. MORE COFFEE, HONEY? THANK YOU.

89. MORE COFFEE, HONEY? THANK YOU. HEY, DAD.

90. THANK YOU. HEY, DAD. YESTERDAY, WE DISSECTED A FROG,

91. HEY, DAD. YESTERDAY, WE DISSECTED A FROG, AND ALL THE BLOOD CAME GUSHING

92. YESTERDAY, WE DISSECTED A FROG, AND ALL THE BLOOD CAME GUSHING OUT, AND IT WAS GROSS.

93. AND ALL THE BLOOD CAME GUSHING OUT, AND IT WAS GROSS. YOU GUYS BETTER GET READY FOR

94. OUT, AND IT WAS GROSS. YOU GUYS BETTER GET READY FOR SCHOOL.

95. YOU GUYS BETTER GET READY FOR SCHOOL. YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.

96. SCHOOL. YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

97. YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S DO IT.

98. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S DO IT. KATIE, GIVE DADDY A HUG BEFORE

99. LET'S DO IT. KATIE, GIVE DADDY A HUG BEFORE YOU GET DRESSED, OKAY?

100. KATIE, GIVE DADDY A HUG BEFORE YOU GET DRESSED, OKAY? I LOVE YOU.

101. YOU GET DRESSED, OKAY? I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.

102. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD. HAVE A GOOD DAY AT

103. I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD. HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL.

104. HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL. HONEY, WE HAVE IT ALL.

105. SCHOOL. HONEY, WE HAVE IT ALL. WE SURE DO.

106. HONEY, WE HAVE IT ALL. WE SURE DO. I LOVE IT HERE.

107. WE SURE DO. I LOVE IT HERE. AS YOU KNOW, IT'S A

108. I LOVE IT HERE. AS YOU KNOW, IT'S A BUSY I.T. DAY FOR ME, SO I MIGHT

109. AS YOU KNOW, IT'S A BUSY I.T. DAY FOR ME, SO I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CALL YOU AT LUNCH

110. BUSY I.T. DAY FOR ME, SO I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CALL YOU AT LUNCH LIKE I NORMALLY DO.

111. NOT BE ABLE TO CALL YOU AT LUNCH LIKE I NORMALLY DO. SO PLEASE DON'T TRY TO PAGE ME.

112. LIKE I NORMALLY DO. SO PLEASE DON'T TRY TO PAGE ME. HAVE A GREAT DAY.

113. SO PLEASE DON'T TRY TO PAGE ME. HAVE A GREAT DAY. OKAY. YOU, TOO.

114. HAVE A GREAT DAY. OKAY. YOU, TOO. LOVE YOU!

115. OKAY. YOU, TOO. LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU, TOO, HONEY!

116. LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU, TOO, HONEY!

117. LOVE YOU, TOO, HONEY! THERE'S BEES OUT

118. THERE'S BEES OUT HERE.

119. HERE. HONEY, WE GOT BEES ON THE PORCH!

120. HONEY, WE GOT BEES ON THE PORCH! AAH!

121. HONEY, WE GOT BEES ON THE PORCH! AAH! THERE'S A ROTTEN TURKEY OUT

122. AAH! THERE'S A ROTTEN TURKEY OUT HERE, HON!

123. IN HOLLYWOOD ♪ ♪ JUST ANOTHER SUNNY DAY ♪ WHAT THE HELL?

124. ALL THAT TRASH COME FROM? AAH!

125. AAH! WHAT THE HELL?

126. AAH! WHAT THE HELL? OH, MAN.

127. WHAT THE HELL? OH, MAN. I AM SO SORRY.

128. OH, MAN. I AM SO SORRY. YOU ALL RIGHT?

129. I AM SO SORRY. YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU COULD HAVE KILLED

130. YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME.

131. YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME. I'LL TELL YOU, MAN — I

132. ME. I'LL TELL YOU, MAN — I DRIVE DOWN THIS ROAD EVERY DAY,

133. I'LL TELL YOU, MAN — I DRIVE DOWN THIS ROAD EVERY DAY, AND I WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE

134. DRIVE DOWN THIS ROAD EVERY DAY, AND I WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE YOUR CAR JUST STICKING OUT RIGHT

135. AND I WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE YOUR CAR JUST STICKING OUT RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.

136. YOUR CAR JUST STICKING OUT RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. BUT, UH, LISTEN, LET ME...

137. HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. BUT, UH, LISTEN, LET ME... AAH!

138. BUT, UH, LISTEN, LET ME... AAH! HO!

139. AAH! HO! STOP! NO!

140. HO! STOP! NO!

141. STOP! NO! BRENNER, PLEASE!

142. BRENNER, PLEASE! THAT'S YOUR FACE, MURPH.

143. BRENNER, PLEASE! THAT'S YOUR FACE, MURPH. THAT'S YOUR CHILDREN'S FACE.

144. THAT'S YOUR FACE, MURPH. THAT'S YOUR CHILDREN'S FACE.

145. THAT'S YOUR CHILDREN'S FACE. COME ON!

146. STAND BACK, MURPH. THERE WE GO.

147. THERE WE GO.

148. THAT SHOULD DO IT.

149. THAT SHOULD DO IT. HEY, TRASH DAY IS ON

150. THAT SHOULD DO IT. HEY, TRASH DAY IS ON THURSDAY, MURPH.

151. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE, BRENNER?

152. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE, BRENNER? OH, I'M, UH, DIGGING A

153. HERE, BRENNER? OH, I'M, UH, DIGGING A HOLE IN CASE I NEED TO BURY YOUR

154. OH, I'M, UH, DIGGING A HOLE IN CASE I NEED TO BURY YOUR BODY LATER.

155. HOLE IN CASE I NEED TO BURY YOUR BODY LATER. ARE YOU THREATENING TO

156. BODY LATER. ARE YOU THREATENING TO KILL ME?

157. ARE YOU THREATENING TO KILL ME? COME ON, MAN.

158. KILL ME? COME ON, MAN. I'M JUST JOKING AROUND.

159. COME ON, MAN. I'M JUST JOKING AROUND. THAT'S NOT A FUNNY

160. I'M JUST JOKING AROUND. THAT'S NOT A FUNNY JOKE.

161. THAT'S NOT A FUNNY JOKE. MY FAMILY AND I ARE TRYING TO

162. JOKE. MY FAMILY AND I ARE TRYING TO GET TO SLEEP, OKAY?

163. MY FAMILY AND I ARE TRYING TO GET TO SLEEP, OKAY? SO CUT IT OUT.

164. GET TO SLEEP, OKAY? SO CUT IT OUT.

165. SO CUT IT OUT. YEAH, WHATEVER YOU SAY,

166. YEAH, WHATEVER YOU SAY, MURPH.

167. YEAH, WHATEVER YOU SAY, MURPH. SO, YOU PUT THE 5 OVER

168. MURPH. SO, YOU PUT THE 5 OVER THE 48, AND THEN YOU DO 48

169. SO, YOU PUT THE 5 OVER THE 48, AND THEN YOU DO 48 DIVIDED BY 5.

170. THE 48, AND THEN YOU DO 48 DIVIDED BY 5.

171. DIVIDED BY 5. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

172. HEY! STOP! WHOA! NOT MY ROSES!

173. STOP! WHOA! NOT MY ROSES! STOP THAT!

174. WHOA! NOT MY ROSES! STOP THAT! BRENNER, WHAT'S GOING ON OUT

175. STOP THAT! BRENNER, WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?

176. BRENNER, WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE? WHOA!

177. HERE? WHOA! HOLD THE WORK!

178. WHOA! HOLD THE WORK! HOLD THE WORK, EVERYBODY!

179. HOLD THE WORK! HOLD THE WORK, EVERYBODY! OH, MY GOD.

180. HOLD THE WORK, EVERYBODY! OH, MY GOD. DO YOU WANT THIS TO END

181. OH, MY GOD. DO YOU WANT THIS TO END NOW?

182. DO YOU WANT THIS TO END NOW? YES.

183. NOW? YES. I'LL DO ANYTHING.

184. YES. I'LL DO ANYTHING. PLEASE, BRENNER.

185. I'LL DO ANYTHING. PLEASE, BRENNER. OKAY, WELL, WE'RE DOING

186. PLEASE, BRENNER. OKAY, WELL, WE'RE DOING GUYS' NIGHT AGAIN TONIGHT, 8:00.

187. OKAY, WELL, WE'RE DOING GUYS' NIGHT AGAIN TONIGHT, 8:00. FISH ARE ON THE BIG SCREEN.

188. GUYS' NIGHT AGAIN TONIGHT, 8:00. FISH ARE ON THE BIG SCREEN. OKAY.

189. FISH ARE ON THE BIG SCREEN. OKAY. YOU BRING THE APPS.

190. OKAY. YOU BRING THE APPS. I'LL MAKE THE DIP.

191. YOU BRING THE APPS. I'LL MAKE THE DIP. START SHOWING ME SOME RESPECT.

192. I'LL MAKE THE DIP. START SHOWING ME SOME RESPECT. OK— FINE. OKAY.

193. START SHOWING ME SOME RESPECT. OK— FINE. OKAY. I'M THE KING OF THE SAC!

194. OK— FINE. OKAY. I'M THE KING OF THE SAC! SAY IT!

195. I'M THE KING OF THE SAC! SAY IT! IT'S YOUR SAC.

196. SAY IT! IT'S YOUR SAC. SAY IT AGAIN.

197. IT'S YOUR SAC. SAY IT AGAIN. IT'S YOUR SAC.

198. SAY IT AGAIN. IT'S YOUR SAC. ALL RIGHT.

199. IT'S YOUR SAC. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. DROP IT.

200. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. DROP IT.

201. ALL RIGHT. DROP IT. NO, NO, NO!

202. [ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] HEY, EVERYBODY. LISTEN UP.

203. HEY, EVERYBODY. LISTEN UP. I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY

204. LISTEN UP. I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY NEW NEIGHBOR, MURPH, RIGHT HERE.

205. I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY NEW NEIGHBOR, MURPH, RIGHT HERE. MURPH!

206. NEW NEIGHBOR, MURPH, RIGHT HERE. MURPH! HEY, GUYS.

207. MURPH! HEY, GUYS. HOW ARE YOU?

208. HEY, GUYS. HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO MEET YOU.

209. HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO MEET YOU. UH, BROUGHT THIS FOR YOUR WIFE.

210. GOOD TO MEET YOU. UH, BROUGHT THIS FOR YOUR WIFE. OH.

211. UH, BROUGHT THIS FOR YOUR WIFE. OH. I DON'T HAVE A WIFE.

212. OH. I DON'T HAVE A WIFE. OH, I'M SORRY.

213. I DON'T HAVE A WIFE. OH, I'M SORRY. YOU MENTIONED YOU HAD A WIFE,

214. OH, I'M SORRY. YOU MENTIONED YOU HAD A WIFE, AND SHE WAS AT GIRLS' NIGHT.

215. YOU MENTIONED YOU HAD A WIFE, AND SHE WAS AT GIRLS' NIGHT. FEAST ON THAT, BOYS.

216. AND SHE WAS AT GIRLS' NIGHT. FEAST ON THAT, BOYS. LITTLE CHUM FOR THE SHARKS, HUH?

217. FEAST ON THAT, BOYS. LITTLE CHUM FOR THE SHARKS, HUH?

218. LITTLE CHUM FOR THE SHARKS, HUH? NOW, WHAT'S IN THIS?

219. NOW, WHAT'S IN THIS? THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

220. NOW, WHAT'S IN THIS? THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. THESE ARE THE JALAPEÑO

221. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. THESE ARE THE JALAPEÑO POPPERS YOU REQUESTED.

222. THESE ARE THE JALAPEÑO POPPERS YOU REQUESTED. OOH!

223. POPPERS YOU REQUESTED. OOH! WOW, THEY SMELL GOOD.

224. OOH! WOW, THEY SMELL GOOD. WHY DON'T YOU PUT THEM OVER

225. WOW, THEY SMELL GOOD. WHY DON'T YOU PUT THEM OVER THERE BY THE NACHO-CHEESE

226. WHY DON'T YOU PUT THEM OVER THERE BY THE NACHO-CHEESE DISPENSER AND THE POPCORN

227. THERE BY THE NACHO-CHEESE DISPENSER AND THE POPCORN MACHINE?

228. DISPENSER AND THE POPCORN MACHINE? GREAT.

229. MACHINE? GREAT. ALL RIGHT.

230. GREAT. ALL RIGHT. WHAT CAN I GET YOU TO DRINK?

231. ALL RIGHT. WHAT CAN I GET YOU TO DRINK? SOME WHITE WINE OR SOMETHING

232. WHAT CAN I GET YOU TO DRINK? SOME WHITE WINE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

233. SOME WHITE WINE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

234. LIKE THAT? UH, YEAH, I'LL TAKE A

235. UH, YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER.

236. UH, YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER. OH, WE GOT A BEER BOY ON

237. BEER. OH, WE GOT A BEER BOY ON HAND!

238. OH, WE GOT A BEER BOY ON HAND!

239. HAND! LET'S PUT SOME SUDS IN THIS TUB!

240. LET'S PUT SOME SUDS IN THIS TUB! WOW! LOOK AT THAT!

241. LET'S PUT SOME SUDS IN THIS TUB! WOW! LOOK AT THAT! ALL RIGHT, I GOT SOME COLD,

242. WOW! LOOK AT THAT! ALL RIGHT, I GOT SOME COLD, FROSTY MUGS.

243. ALL RIGHT, I GOT SOME COLD, FROSTY MUGS. I GOT A NICE PILSNER I JUST

244. FROSTY MUGS. I GOT A NICE PILSNER I JUST IMPORTED.

245. I GOT A NICE PILSNER I JUST IMPORTED. WHEN'S THE FISH GAME

246. IMPORTED. WHEN'S THE FISH GAME ON, GUYS?

247. WHEN'S THE FISH GAME ON, GUYS? GO, FISH!

248. ON, GUYS? GO, FISH! GO, FISH!

249. GO, FISH! GO, FISH! GO, FISH! GO, FISH!

250. GO, FISH! GO, FISH! GO, FISH! YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE A

251. GO, FISH! GO, FISH! YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD ONE.

252. YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD ONE. WHERE'S THE OLD BOOB

253. GOOD ONE. WHERE'S THE OLD BOOB TUBE?

254. WHERE'S THE OLD BOOB TUBE? WHERE ARE WE WATCHING THE GAME?

255. TUBE? WHERE ARE WE WATCHING THE GAME? ALL RIGHT.

256. WHERE ARE WE WATCHING THE GAME? ALL RIGHT. I DON'T SEE A TV IN

257. ALL RIGHT. I DON'T SEE A TV IN HERE.

258. I DON'T SEE A TV IN HERE. OKAY.

259. HERE. OKAY. HEY, BRENNER, I WANT YOU TO KNOW

260. OKAY. HEY, BRENNER, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I-I DO RESPECT YOU, AND I'M

261. HEY, BRENNER, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I-I DO RESPECT YOU, AND I'M WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

262. THAT I-I DO RESPECT YOU, AND I'M WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES FOR US TO BE GOOD NEIGHBORS.

263. WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES FOR US TO BE GOOD NEIGHBORS. CHEERS, MAN.

264. FOR US TO BE GOOD NEIGHBORS. CHEERS, MAN. TELL YOU WHAT — WHY DON'T WE

265. CHEERS, MAN. TELL YOU WHAT — WHY DON'T WE POP OPEN THOSE POPPERS?

266. TELL YOU WHAT — WHY DON'T WE POP OPEN THOSE POPPERS? WE'LL HAVE A POPPER TOAST FOR

267. POP OPEN THOSE POPPERS? WE'LL HAVE A POPPER TOAST FOR THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE SAC

268. WE'LL HAVE A POPPER TOAST FOR THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE SAC PACK?

269. THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE SAC PACK?

270. PACK? EVERYBODY EAT AS MUCH AS THEY

271. EVERYBODY EAT AS MUCH AS THEY CAN, NOW.

272. EVERYBODY EAT AS MUCH AS THEY CAN, NOW. PUT ALL THE FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH.

273. CAN, NOW. PUT ALL THE FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH. COME ON.

274. PUT ALL THE FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH. COME ON. [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

275. ♪ I LOVE SNACKS ♪ I NORMALLY DON'T EAT

276. I NORMALLY DON'T EAT THIS KIND OF JUNK FOOD, SO THIS IS A TREAT FOR ME.

277. AAH!

278. NETWORKING IS MY FOCUS — ABOUT TWO YEARS WITH WIRELESS INTEGRATION, AND THAT'S WHAT

279. TWO YEARS WITH WIRELESS INTEGRATION, AND THAT'S WHAT RELOCATED MY FAMILY OUT TO —

280. INTEGRATION, AND THAT'S WHAT RELOCATED MY FAMILY OUT TO — HEY, HEY, HEY.

281. RELOCATED MY FAMILY OUT TO — HEY, HEY, HEY. SPORTS CHATTER ONLY. COME ON.

282. HEY, HEY, HEY. SPORTS CHATTER ONLY. COME ON.

283. SPORTS CHATTER ONLY. COME ON. JUST

284. JUST KIDDING.

285. JUST KIDDING. YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

286. KIDDING. YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? YEAH, THIS IS A GREAT

287. YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? YEAH, THIS IS A GREAT PARTY — GOOD FRIENDS.

288. YEAH, THIS IS A GREAT PARTY — GOOD FRIENDS. COME ON.

289. PARTY — GOOD FRIENDS. COME ON. LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND SMOKE A

290. COME ON. LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND SMOKE A CIGAR.

291. LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND SMOKE A CIGAR. OKAY.

292. NICE CIGAR, HUH? REALLY NICE.

293. NICE CIGAR, HUH? REALLY NICE. THANK YOU.

294. REALLY NICE. THANK YOU. MMM.

295. THANK YOU. MMM.

296. MMM. COME ON.

297. COME ON. LET'S TAKE A WALK.

298. COME ON. LET'S TAKE A WALK. LISTEN, MURPH, I JUST WANT TO

299. LET'S TAKE A WALK. LISTEN, MURPH, I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH A JERK

300. LISTEN, MURPH, I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH A JERK LATELY, YOU KNOW?

301. APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH A JERK LATELY, YOU KNOW? I GOT A BAD TEMPER.

302. LATELY, YOU KNOW? I GOT A BAD TEMPER. I KNOW IT.

303. I GOT A BAD TEMPER. I KNOW IT. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE PROTECTIVE

304. I KNOW IT. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE PROTECTIVE OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD, AND I TAKE

305. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE PROTECTIVE OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD, AND I TAKE IT OUT ON THE WRONG PEOPLE.

306. OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD, AND I TAKE IT OUT ON THE WRONG PEOPLE. WELL, I APPRECIATE YOU

307. IT OUT ON THE WRONG PEOPLE. WELL, I APPRECIATE YOU SAYING THAT.

308. WELL, I APPRECIATE YOU SAYING THAT. AND THANKS FOR HAVING ME OVER

309. SAYING THAT. AND THANKS FOR HAVING ME OVER TONIGHT.

310. AND THANKS FOR HAVING ME OVER TONIGHT. THIS WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GREAT.

311. TONIGHT. THIS WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GREAT. WHAT DO YOU SAY ME AND

312. THIS WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GREAT. WHAT DO YOU SAY ME AND YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A

313. WHAT DO YOU SAY ME AND YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A TRUCE, HUH?

314. YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A TRUCE, HUH? CAN DO.

315. TRUCE, HUH? CAN DO. COME ON.

316. CAN DO. COME ON. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

317. COME ON. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. THESE ARE KICKED.

318. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. THESE ARE KICKED.

319. THESE ARE KICKED. OH, MAN, THAT WAS A STUPID JOKE.

320. OH, MAN, THAT WAS A STUPID JOKE. IT'S A BAD JOKE.

321. OH, MAN, THAT WAS A STUPID JOKE. IT'S A BAD JOKE.

322. IT'S A BAD JOKE. I TELL YOU, IT WASN'T

323. I TELL YOU, IT WASN'T EASY, THOUGH.

324. I TELL YOU, IT WASN'T EASY, THOUGH. THAT'S SOME TOUGH GROUND.

325. EASY, THOUGH. THAT'S SOME TOUGH GROUND. YEAH.

326. THAT'S SOME TOUGH GROUND. YEAH. YOU REALLY COMMITTED TO THAT

327. YEAH. YOU REALLY COMMITTED TO THAT HOLE.

328. YOU REALLY COMMITTED TO THAT HOLE. SHE'S DEEP ENOUGH, BUT I

329. HOLE. SHE'S DEEP ENOUGH, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S LONG ENOUGH.

330. SHE'S DEEP ENOUGH, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S LONG ENOUGH. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOU.

331. DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S LONG ENOUGH. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOU. WHAT ARE YOU — 6'6"?

332. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOU. WHAT ARE YOU — 6'6"? YEAH, 6'7".

333. WHAT ARE YOU — 6'6"? YEAH, 6'7".

334. YEAH, 6'7". STUPID.

335. STUPID. DO ME A FAVOR.

336. DO ME A FAVOR. WHY DON'T YOU LIE DOWN THERE,

337. DO ME A FAVOR. WHY DON'T YOU LIE DOWN THERE, SEE IF I GOT IT RIGHT?

338. WHY DON'T YOU LIE DOWN THERE, SEE IF I GOT IT RIGHT? UH, NO, THANKS,

339. SEE IF I GOT IT RIGHT? UH, NO, THANKS, BRENNER.

340. UH, NO, THANKS, BRENNER.

341. BRENNER. COME ON.

342. COME ON. JUST HUMOR ME. GET IN THERE.

343. COME ON. JUST HUMOR ME. GET IN THERE. UH, NO. I-I'M FINE.

344. JUST HUMOR ME. GET IN THERE. UH, NO. I-I'M FINE. YEAH, COME ON, MURPH.

345. UH, NO. I-I'M FINE. YEAH, COME ON, MURPH. GET IN THERE.

346. YEAH, COME ON, MURPH. GET IN THERE. I WANT TO SEE IT AND TAKE A

347. GET IN THERE. I WANT TO SEE IT AND TAKE A PICTURE.

348. I WANT TO SEE IT AND TAKE A PICTURE. NO, THANKS. I'M FINE.

349. PICTURE. NO, THANKS. I'M FINE. GET IN THE HOLE, MURPH.

350. NO, THANKS. I'M FINE. GET IN THE HOLE, MURPH. DENNIS.

351. GET IN THE HOLE, MURPH. DENNIS. GET IN THE HOLE.

352. DENNIS. GET IN THE HOLE. HONEY.

353. GET IN THE HOLE. HONEY. GET IN THE HOLE.

354. THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. LIE ON DOWN.

355. THAT'S IT. LIE ON DOWN.

356. THAT'S IT. LIE ON DOWN. HOW'S THAT FIT?

357. HOW'S THAT FIT? IT'S PRETTY SNUG.

358. HOW'S THAT FIT? IT'S PRETTY SNUG. DID A GOOD JOB.

359. IT'S PRETTY SNUG. DID A GOOD JOB. HONEY?

360. DID A GOOD JOB. HONEY? BYE, DADDY.

361. HONEY? BYE, DADDY. I DON'T WANT TO GO.

362. BYE, DADDY. I DON'T WANT TO GO. GOODBYE, DENNIS.

363. I DON'T WANT TO GO. GOODBYE, DENNIS.

364. GOODBYE, DENNIS. TAKE CARE, MURPH.