Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 5x8

Directed by

Bob Odenkirk as Romm Oah Denmirk • Aixa Maldonado as Boh Boh • Rain Chung as Rapping Dad • Lary Crews as Rapping Dad

Tim and Eric go on a quest to determine who is number one handsome man. Meanwhile, a party is successfully slept away with Cinco Face-Time Party Snoozer.

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1. >>

2. >> Eric: "DEAR ERIC — YOU ARE

3. TOTALLY HANDSOME.

4. LIKE WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY MORE

5. THAN TIM HEIDECKER.

6. BAZAANS.

7. LOVE, KELLY."

8. >> Tim: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

9. THERE?

10. WHAT'S THIS?

11. >> Eric: OH, I'M JUST CHECKING

12. OUT SOME OF MY FAN MAIL.

13. IT KIND OF CONFIRMS THAT I'M THE

14. "TIM AND ERIC" THING.

15. >> Tim: UH, WELL, ACCORDING TO

16. WHAT I KNOW ABOUT OUR FANS,

17. I'D — I'D GATHER TO SAY I'M THE

18. OF WHO'S HANDSOME.

19. >> Eric: I'M THE MOST HANDSOME!

20. >> Tim: BELIEVE ME — I WANT THE

21. BEST THINGS TO HAPPEN TO YOU,

22. BUT I'M THE MOST HANDSOME MAN.

23. >> Eric: "DEAR ERIC, COME LOOK

24. AT MY VAG-JOH.

25. YOU'RE HANDSOME."

26. I'M A HANDSOME.

27. >> Tim: I HAVE 10 TIMES THOSE

28. I'M HANDSOME, BUT WHAT I DO IS I

29. RECORD OF MY ACCOUNTS.

30. >> Eric: TIM, THERE'S A WHOLE

31. BAG OF THIS TO PROVE IT.

32. >> Tim: WELL, LOOK ON MY LAPTOP!

33. >> Eric: ALL THIS HANDSOME.

34. >> Tim: THAT'S A WASTE.

35. ALL RIGHT.

36. YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?

37. WHY DON'T WE JUST GET A

38. CONTEST AND SEE WHO'S THE MOST

39. HANDSOME?

40. ON YOU.

41. >> Eric: GOOD LUCK, TIM.

42. >> Announcer: COMING SOON,

43. "WHO'S NUMBER ONE HANDSOME MAN?"

44. WITH GUEST JUDGE RICHARD DUNN.

45. >> ♪ I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,

46. >> Both: ♪ IT'S A PERFECT DAD

47. >> Tim: YOU GOT A BUNCH OF

48. IN YOUR TEETH.

49. >> Eric: WHERE?

50. >> Tim: ALL OVER. IN EVERY ONE.

51. YOU GOT BROCCOLI IN THERE.

52. >> WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

53. TODAY WE'RE GONNA DETERMINE WHO

54. IS THE MOST HANDSOME BOY.

55. DIM HEIDECKER AND ERIC WOREHAM.

56. GO FIRST?

57. >> Tim: GOOD AFTERNOON.

58. >> Eric: THANKS SO MUCH, RICH.

59. >> Tim: I'M FIRST.

60. WE AGREED I'M FIRST.

61. >> Both: THANK YOU.

62. >> Tim: I'LL START.

63. >> Eric: I'M ERIC WARE—

64. >> Tim: AH, OKAY.

65. >> Eric: HI.

66. MY NAME IS ERIC WAREHEIM.

67. I'M THE MOST HANDSOMEST MAN.

68. UH, MY PARENTS SAID I'M THE MOST

69. HANDSOME, AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR

70. MY VIDEO TO PROVE I'M

71. NUMBER-ONE HANDSY-BOY.

72. ]

73. OHHH, YEAH!

74. OH, YEAH!

75. >> OH, YEAH!

76. >> Eric: OH, YEAH!

77. >> OH, YEAH!

78. >> Eric: OH, YEAH!

79. OH, YEAH!

80. OH, YEAH!

81. OH, YEAH!

82. WELL, THERE YOU

83. HAVE IT.

84. THAT'S MY ENTRY FOR

85. "NUMBER ONE HANDSOME BOY."

86. THANKS FOR RUNNING IN THE RACE.

87. >> Announcer: "NUMBER ONE

88. HANDSOME MAN" WILL BE RIGHT

89. BACK!

90. >> HONEY?

91. >> HMM?

92. >> COME ON, HONEY. WAKE UP.

93. >> NO. I'M SO TIRED.

94. >> IT'S OUR ENGAGEMENT PARTY.

95. HERE.

96. >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO

97. ANYBODY.

98. I WANT TO SLEEP.

99. >> FINE.

100. PARTY SNOOZER, THEN.

101. >> CINCO FACE TIME PARTY

102. SNOOZER.

103. >> Announcer: IT'S THE CINCO

104. FACE TIME PARTY SNOOZER!

105. NOTICING.

106. >> MY ACCOUNTANT TELLS ME THAT I

107. 436 REBATE NOW...

108. SURE, WHY NOT.

109. >> ... AND AS A SMALL-BUSINESS

110. OWNER, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU

111. WANT TO HEAR...

112. I UNDERSTAND.

113. >> ... REBATES...

114. OKAY. THANKS FOR COMING.

115. >> Announcer: THE CINCO FACE

116. MY PROFESSIONAL VOICE!

117. WON'T NEED TO HEAR A SINGLE WORD

118. ANYONE IS SAYING.

119. >> I WAKE UP AT

120. 7:30...

121. >> Announcer: TAKE PART IN

122. YOU GET MUCH-NEEDED REST.

123. >> WE'D BE ON THIS RIVER...

124. OKAY.

125. >> ... WIND AROUND LIKE THIS.

126. SURE, WHY NOT?

127. >> WE HAD OUR...

128. I UNDERSTAND.

129. >> ... PULL IN THE FISH...

130. I UNDERSTAND.

131. >> ... FLAPPING AROUND...

132. SOUNDS GOOD. OKAY. OKAY.

133. >> BUT...

134. THANKS FOR COMING.

135. >> WE CAUGHT, MAYBE, I DON'T

136. KNOW, A DOZEN OR SO.

137. I UNDERSTAND.

138. >> ... BLUE RIVER...

139. OKAY.

140. >> REALLY GORGEOUS.

141. SURE, WHY NOT?

142. >> Announcer: IT'S THE CINCO

143. FACE TIME PARTY SNOOZER!

144. I UNDERSTAND.

145. >> Tim: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

146. MY NAME IS TIM HEIDECKER, AND I

147. AM MOST HANDSOME.

148. AND TO PROVE MY POINT, I HAVE

149. PRODUCED A VIDEO.

150. AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

151. PRESS "PLAY."

152. >> Tim: I'M TIM HEIDECKER.

153. UM, I'M AN AQUARIUS.

154. >> Tim: I LOVE MY EYES AND MY

155. LEGS PROBABLY THE MOST.

156. WHEN I SHOWER, I ALWAYS CATCH

157. MIRROR.

158. AND IT TURNS ME ON.

159. I DON'T KNOW WHAT

160. YOU WANT ME TO SAY.

161. ON THIS.

162. THANKS, MIKE.

163. >> Eric: IT'S NOT BAD.

164. >> Tim: MY IDEAL DATE WOULD

165. BE — UM, UH, IT WOULD BE MY

166. BIRTHDAY AND MY DATE'S BIRTHDAY,

167. DINING EXPERIENCE, AND, UH, WE

168. LOVE.

169. >> Tim:

170. >> Tim: THE BLOOD THAT RUNS

171. WET AND RED, AND IT WOULD SPILL

172. ALL OVER YOU.

173. >> Eric: SO, YOU CAN STOP.

174. YOU CAN STOP.

175. THEY'RE NOT — THEY DON'T —

176. NOT INTERESTED.

177. >> Eric: I JUST WANTED TO SET

178. THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

179. I HAD NO HELP FROM MIKE ZANETTI.

180. BILB ONO.

181. >>

182. BOH BOH, WHO DO YOU FIND THE

183. MOST HANDSOME?

184. >> I FIND ERIC MOST HANDSOME.

185. >> Eric: THANK YOU.

186. >> AND, BOHDAR, WHO DO YOU FIND

187. THE MOST HANDSOME?

188. >> I FIND TIM THE MOST HANDSOME.

189. >> Tim: YEAH! THAT'S MY GIRL.

190. >> Announcer: WHO WILL WIN

191. "NUMBER ONE HANDSOME MAN?"

192. COMING UP NEXT.

193. >> ♪ I CLEAN OUT THE GUTTERS

194. >> Announcer: GREAT JOB.

195. "NUMBER ONE HANDSOME MAN"

196. CONTEST.

197. >> WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M THE

198. TIEBREAKER.

199. AND WHAT I COULD DO, I WANT TO

200. FRENCH KISS EACH ONE OF YOU.

201. YOU, I WOULD KNOW WHO IS THE

202. MOST HANDSOME.

203. >> Announcer: OOH!

204. TIEBREAKER FRENCH KISS!

205. >> Tim: I'M SORRY.

206. YOU WANT US TO KISS YOU?

207. ON THE MOUTH? FRENCH S-STYLE?

208. >> OH, YES.

209. JUST BOTH KISS WITH YOUR TONGUE.

210. >> Eric: YOU WANT MY SPIT THAT'S

211. THE "SHAWARMA" AND EVERYTHING?

212. >> YES!

213. >> Tim: YOU WANT MY PINK TONGUE

214. MOUTH?

215. >> COME AND FRENCH ME, BOYS.

216. COME AND FRENCH ME,

217. BOYS.

218. COME AND FRENCH ME, BOYS.

219. COME AND FRENCH ME, BOYS.

220. >>