Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 5x7

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Will Ferrell as Donald Mahanahan • Wes Pardo as Child Clown • Frank Slaten as Self • Barry Stem as Self • John C. Reilly as Dr. Steve Brule

Steve Mahanahan will be going to jail for touching a clown, but his father Donald's Original Child Clown Outlet remains in business. Disaster strikes when the Stontmehn Brothers perform the "exploding pumpkin" trick on Feminine Perspectives.

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1. >> Both: OOOOOOOH!

2. >> Both: THANK YOU, O POWERFUL

3. SUSAN, FOR THE GIFT OF THE

4. FEMININE SPIRIT.

5. WE FOLLOW YOU BLINDLY TO THE

6. GREAT "VAGONOUS."

7. WE PRAISE YOU, SUSAN.

8. HELLO.

9. >> AND WELCOME TO

10. "FEMININE PERSPECTIVES," THE

11. TALK SHOW FROM THE WOMAN'S

12. PERSPECTIVE.

13. TODAY ON OUR SHOW, WE HAVE TWO

14. OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD STUNTMEN.

15. >> MY NAME IS RANDY STONTMEHN,

16. AND THIS IS MY BROTHER, GENE.

17. >> AND YOU DO STUNT-DOUBLE WORK,

18. TOO?

19. >> WHO'S THAT?

20. I CAN'T TELL THEM APART.

21. >>

22. >> OH, SO, WHAT IS BEING A

23. STUNTMAN LIKE?

24. >> SHOULD I ANSWER?

25. >> YEAH, YOU GO FIRST.

26. >> NO, YOU START, AND I'LL

27. INTERRUPT.

28. >> OKAY. WE'RE THE STUNT—

29. >> ACTUALLY, WE ENJOY IT.

30. >> OH.

31. >> IT'S CRAZY.

32. I GO OUT, DO A BUNCH OF

33. WRESTLING AND HURT MYSELF, AND

34. HIM.

35. I'LL GET HIM RIGHT DOWN HERE.

36. HEY!

37. >> OH!

38. WE DO A LOT OF KARATE AND SOME

39. KUNG FU MOVES.

40. >> WHAT ACTORS DO YOU GUYS PLAY?

41. HAVE WE SEEN YOU IN MOVIES

42. BEFORE?

43. >> I'VE PLAYED KEL C. GRAMMARE,

44. DON BUON JIOVIE.

45. >> CRAIG "TEA" NELSON,

46. JUT HURSH, JHUD NALSON.

47. >> KEITHER SULLIVAN.

48. >> BIHL COSBI.

49. >> YOU REMEMBER "SCAN MAN" FROM

50. "TURKEY'S" ONE — LITTLE CHINESE

51. GUY?

52. >> DELLE TABURK, JAY MAWHINNEY.

53. >> HOSTA MAHOGEY, WHICH WAS A

54. VERY DANGEROUS SHOOT.

55. >> WHEN WE COME BACK, THEY'RE

56. GONNA DO SOME STUNTS RIGHT HERE

57. IN THE STUDIO AND SHOW US HOW

58. THIS MAGIC WORKS.

59. >> TOPLESS.

60. >> I HOPE.

61. >> AH!

62. >>

63. >> I-I-I-I-I'M

64. STEVE MAHANAHAN, OWNER/OPERATOR

65. OF STEVE MAHANAHAN'S CHILD CLOWN

66. OUTLET.

67. I'M GOING TO JA-A-A-A-A-IL!

68. WE'RE GOIN' OUT OF BUSINESS!

69. TIME TO CLOSE UP SHOP.

70. I TOUCHED A CLOWN.

71. NOW I'M GOING TO JAIL.

72. I T-T-T-T-TOUCHED —

73. I T-T-T-T—

74. TOUCHED A CLOWN.

75. NOW I'M GOING TO JAIL.

76. I-I-I-I-I-I GOT TO GET RID OF MY

77. C-C-CLOWNS!

78. WE'RE HAVING A "GOING OUT OF

79. BUSINESS" CLO-O-O-O-WN SALE.

80. OW!

81. OH!

82. IT'S A CLOWN STARE!

83. MY FATHER FORCED ME INTO THIS

84. CHILD-CLOWN BUSINESS!

85. I HATE HIM, BUT I LOVE

86. MY BROTHER.

87. REST IN PEACE, BOO BOO.

88. I MISS YOU!

89. REST IN PEACE, BOO BOO BOO BOO.

90. LOOK AT THIS CLOWN. HE'S FUNNY.

91. HE'S GOT NO ARMS.

92. I GOT TO GET RID OF THESE

93. CLO-O-O-O-O-WNS!

94. I GOT TO GO TO JAIL!

95. I HOPE THEY LET ME KEEP MY

96. BE-E-E-E-E-E-E-ARD!

97. [ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH!

98. SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]

99. >> Dr. I WISH

100. I COULD HAVE "TELE-PATHY."

101. THEN I CAN THINK ABOUT A FOOD

102. AND IT WOULD F-FLY AND APPEAR.

103. WHAT IF I COULD FLOAT RIGHT OVER

104. THE HEADS OF ALL THE BULLIES?

105. SAY, "NAH NAH!"

106. HOW COME I CAN'T HAVE THAT?

107. FOR YOUR HEALTH.

108. >> WELL, GUYS, YOU'VE GOT

109. SOMETHING IN STORE FOR US?

110. ARE YOU GONNA SHOW US ONE OF

111. YOUR STUNTS?

112. >> THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES.

113. WE'RE PREPARED TO SHOW YOU GUYS

114. A CLASSIC FIGHT SCENE.

115. >> LET'S DO IT.

116. >> GUYS, IF YOU NEED TO TAKE

117. YOUR SHIRTS OFF, IT'S FINE.

118. >> I HOPE SO.

119. >> OKAY, FOLKS, WE'D LIKE TO DO

120. TURKEY'S CRUST."

121. HEY, I DON'T

122. LIKE THE LOOK OF YOU.

123. I DON'T HAVE A

124. SCRIPT.

125. >> WHO DO

126. YOU THINK YOU ARE — THE SHERIFF

127. OF THIS TOWN?

128. HA HA HA HA.

129. >> NOW, WHO'S WHO OVER THERE —

130. RANDY OR GENE?

131. >> I DON'T KNOW.

132. >> THAT'S GOOD STUNT WORK, GUYS.

133. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT — THIS

134. LOOKS PRETTY REAL.

135. >> PSHH!

136. >> ROY, YOU DON'T NEED TO CALL

137. THE AMBULANCE.

138. IT'S JUST A GAG.

139. >> I ALSO LIKE TO USE MY ELBOW

140. SOMETIMES FOR THAT REAL KNOCKOUT

141. PUNCH.

142. WATCH CLOSELY.

143. I'M NOT EVEN TOUCHING HIM.

144. PSHH!

145. >> Aaaaaaaaaah!

146. Aaah! Aah!

147. Ungh. Ungh.

148. >> NOW, DON'T GET TOO HURT OUT

149. THERE, 'CAUSE WE WANT TO HAVE

150. YOU GUYS FOR DESSERT.

151. >> NOW, THIS IS ONE OF MY GREAT

152. TRICKS THAT I USE.

153. YOU TAKE THIS GREEN MASK HERE.

154. >> HO-HO!

155. >> TIGHTEN THIS UP GOOD.

156. >> YOU READY, RANDY?

157. >> ALL RIGHT.

158. DON'T PULL ANY PUNCHES, NOW.

159. >> HERE IT COMES.

160. >> OOH.

161. >> AAH!

162. >> NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS

163. WHEN OUR POSTPRODUCTION GUYS

164. GET AHOLD OF IT.

165. >> ALL RIGHT, ROY, TAKE A LOOK.

166. >> WHOA.

167. >> IT ACTUALLY LOOKED REAL.

168. >> GREAT.

169. >> GOOD.

170. >> ARGH!

171. >> CAREFUL, BOYS.

172. >> OOOH!

173. >> OOH!

174. >> OH!

175. >> THAT'S HOW —

176. THAT'S HOW STUNTS ARE DONE.

177. >> WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL SEE

178. THOSE STUNT BROTHERS DO SOME GUN

179. TRICKS.

180. >> OOH, A REAL GUN?

181. >> OH, THIS IS A SNACK?

182. >> YEAH.

183. >> MMM. VERY GOOD, GUYS.

184. I THOUGHT THERE WAS GONNA BE

185. SOME PIZZA OR SOMETHING TODAY.

186. LATER?

187. >> NAH.

188. >> I JUST REALIZED THERE IS NO

189. MASTER PLAN.

190. IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF

191. NOW, DUDE, I WORKED ON "M.A.S.H"

192. FOR NINE YEARS.

193. >> I RIGGED "M.A.S.H."

194. >> ELLIOTT GOULD'S A VERY, VERY

195. GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.

196. >>

197. >> AND, UH, THANKS FOR JOINING

198. US ON "ALL DOLLED UP."

199. WE'LL SEE YOU ANOTHER TIME.

200. >> H-H-H-H-H-H-HEY!

201. COME ON DOWN TO

202. DONALD MAHANAHAN'S ORIGINAL

203. CHILD CLOWN OUTLET!

204. I'M THE ORIGINAL CHILD CLOWN

205. OUT—

206. CLOWN OUT—

207. CLOWN OUT—

208. CLOWN

209. OUTLE-E-E-E-T!

210. YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY

211. CLOWNS.

212. COME ON! I BRED 'EM MYSELF!

213. THESE CLOWNS COME FROM DONNIE'S

214. SE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-D!

215. WHY TRY SOME OTHER MAN'S SEED?

216. MY SEED'S FRE-E-E-E—

217. FRESH!

218. I KEEP MY SEED IN TUBES AND

219. PLASTIC BAGS.

220. PUT IT IN YOUR WIFE, YOU'LL GET

221. A CLOWN IN NINE MONTHS.

222. THE WOMEN I BREED WITH ARE CLEAN

223. AND HAVE REAL CLOWN TRAITS.

224. LOOK, I'M A CLOWN BREEDER.

225. IT'S IN MY BLOOD.

226. IT'S IN MY BALLS.

227. LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT.

228. IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY SON TOUCHED

229. THOSE CLOWNS.

230. HE BROKE THE GOLDEN RULE —

231. NEVER TOUCH THE CLOWNS.

232. YOU.

233. HEY!

234. HEY, NOT NOW!

235. DONNIE SAYS "NO!"

236. HE SHOULD HAVE USED THE STICK

237. TOOL.

238. I TOLD HIM. DID HE LISTEN?

239. HEY, THAT'S FOR A JURY TO

240. DECIDE.

241. MY OTHER SON, MIKE, GOT SHOT IN

242. THE FACE.

243. SO COME TO ME. ME — DONNIE!

244. HEY! FOR THE LAST TIME! QUIET!

245. I-I-I-I-I-I-I'M GONNA HAVE TO

246. PUT THEM IN CAGES THEY CAN'T SEE

247. THROUGH.

248. HEY, THIS IS GABRIEL.

249. HEY, I MADE HIM. HE'S FRESH.

250. >>

251. >> OH, NOT A GOOD TIME RIGHT

252. NOW.

253. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BURY HIM IN

254. THE BACK IF HE KEEPS ACTING LIKE

255. THIS.

256. HE-E-E-E-E-Y!

257. I'M THE ORIGINAL CHILD CLOWN

258. MAN!

259. RENT FROM THE BE-E-E-E-ST!

260. >> WELL, THANKS FOR STAYING

261. WITH US.

262. RIGHT NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE —

263. THE STUNT BROTHERS ARE GONNA

264. SHOW US A VERY EXCITING REAL

265. GUN TRICK.

266. SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

267. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

268. WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU GUYS ONE OF

269. THE OLDEST TRICKS IN MOVIES, AND

270. THAT'S THE "EXPLODING PUMPKIN."

271. >> THE EXPLODING PUMPKIN IS

272. POSSIBLY THE COOLEST TRICK IN

273. ANY ACTION FILM, AND WE'RE GONNA

274. DEMONSTRATE IT RIGHT NOW.

275. I'M GONNA BALANCE THIS REAL

276. PUMPKIN ON MY HEAD.

277. >> IF I'M JUST A TOUCH OFF, MY

278. BROTHER GENE'S A GONER.

279. OH. SWEATY.

280. >> CAREFUL, BUDDY.

281. >> OOH, I DON'T WANT TO SEE

282. A DEATH TODAY.

283. >> I'M NOT MUCH OF A MARKSMAN.

284. >> JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET A GOOD

285. LINE ON IT, BUDDY.

286. >> WELL, YOU DON'T MOVE.

287. THAT'S THE KEY.

288. >> I'M HOLDING STILL.

289. >> NO, NO, NO, NO.

290. Careful, careful, careful,

291. careful, careful.

292. >> THE REASON I'M SO NERVOUS IS

293. THAT THESE ARE LIVE ROUNDS, AND

294. YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL WITH —

295. AAH!

296. >> AAH!

297. >> OOH!

298. >> WHAT HAPPENED?

299. >> EVERYONE OKAY?

300. >> THIS IS A HOT GUN!

301. >> MARSH, YOU ALL RIGHT?

302. >> DID THAT GUN REALLY GO OFF?

303. >> GENE?

304. >> LOOK AT THIS HAIRPIN TRIGGER

305. HERE.

306. [ GUNSHOTS, METAL CLANGING,

307. GLASS SHATTERING ]

308. >> YEAH, THERE'S LIVE ROUNDS IN

309. THERE.

310. >>

311. >> THERE'S LIVE ROUNDS IN THERE!

312. >> OOH!

313. >> OH!

314. >> MARSH?

315. >> OH! OH!

316. >> OH, GOD.

317. COME ON, MARSH.

318. >> SOMEBODY GET HELP!

319. >> SOMEBODY GET HELP NOW!

320. WHY ARE YOU ALL JUST STANDING

321. HERE?

322. GET HELP!

323. >> WOULD YOU GET HELP?

324. SOMEBODY CALL HELP.

325. CALL 911. I DON'T KNOW.

326. >> SHE'S NOT BREATHING!

327. >> CALL HELP. GET HELP.

328. >> OH, MY GOD.

329. THERE'S A LOT OF BLOOD HERE!

330. >> SHUT THE CAMERA OFF

331. NOW AND GET HELP.

332. GET HELP.

333. >> SHE'S NOT BREATHING!

334. >> WHAT THE ARE YOU

335. DOING?

336. GET HELP.

337. >> THIS WAS ON THE BACK OF HER

338. HEAD.