Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 5x5

Directed by

John Ennis as Bronze Man • Michael Gross as Robin • Marilyn Manson as The Dark Man • Bob Odenkirk as Bob Paynus • Jerry Penacoli as 'The Scoop' Host

Tim's eyes are pecked out by crows. Cinco advertises the Sleep Watching Chair, a product that helps male friends watch each other sleep. Flamboyant pop group The Paynus Brothers release a new single and start a spanking craze.

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1. >> HERE IS THE — HERE'S A SONG

2. ENTITLED

3. "THE CAR OF THE FUTURE," WHICH

4. IS... THE THEME SONG TO A MOTION

5. PICTURE I HAVE COMPLETELY FAILED

6. TO FILM AS A DIRECTOR.

7. AND THEN SHOULD I SING THE SONG?

8. ALL RIGHT.

9. >> Eric: HI, I'M ERIC WAREHEIM,

10. AND MY PARTNER, TIM HEIDECKER,

11. IS LATE, SO I'M JUST GONNA WAIT.

12. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,

13. 11, 12.

14. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...

15. >> Tim: SORRY. SORRY I'M —

16. I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. HI.

17. MY EYES JUST GOT PECKED OUT BY

18. CROWS.

19. >> Eric: YOU OKAY?

20. >> Tim: A MEAN BLACK BIRD OUT

21. THERE.

22. REALLY WENT FOR THE EYES.

23. >> Eric: ♪ GONNA SPANK YOUR BUTT

24. >> Eric: ♪ GONNA SPANK YOUR BUTT

25. >> COMING UP, THE SPANKING CRAZY

26. IS SWEEPING THE NATION, THANKS

27. TO THE PAYNUS BROTHERS.

28. THEY'RE THE HOTTEST SPANK POP

29. GROUP AROUND.

30. >> GET INSIDE YOURSELF.

31. >> YES, THE PAYNUS BROTHERS'

32. BUNS ARE RED HOT FROM SPANKING.

33. MICKEY IS 16 AND LIKES HANGING

34. OUT WITH THE GIRLS.

35. DON IS 19.

36. HE'S A DEACON AT HIS FATHER'S

37. CHURCH.

38. AND MERV?

39. WELL, MERV'S THE WILD ONE, AND

40. HE JUST LOVES HAVING FUN.

41. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THEIR SMASH

42. HIT, "SPANK MY BUTT."

43. >> Tim: ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA

44. >> Eric: ♪ GONNA LEAVE A RED

45. >> Tim: ♪ MY SPANKER'S GONNA

46. >> Eric: ♪ HIT YOU SO HARD,

47. >> SO, TELL ME — WHEN DID YOU

48. GUYS FIRST START SINGING?

49. >> Tim:

50. >> Eric: HA.

51. >> OKAY.

52. THEY WANT TO KNOW — HOW RED-HOT

53. ARE YOUR BUNS?

54. >> Tim: THANKS FOR MAKING US

55. NUMBER ONE.

56. >> AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

57. MORE OF THE PAYNUS BROTHERS

58. AFTER THIS.

59. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE

60. YOU ARE STILL SEEING JANELLE.

61. >> YOU KNOW, I LIKE HER.

62. SHE'S HOT.

63. >> TROUBLE CITY, THOUGH.

64. HIGH-MAINTENANCE, WOULDN'T YOU

65. SAY?

66. >> AS LONG AS THEY'RE HOT, I

67. REALLY DON'T CARE, YOU KNOW?

68. WHEW, I'M BUSHED.

69. THINK I'M GONNA HIT THE SACK.

70. >> MIND IF I WATCH?

71. >> NOT AT ALL, BUDDY.

72. YOU CAN USE MY NEW CINCO

73. SLEEPWATCHING CHAIR, FROM CINCO.

74. >> IT'S THE NEW AND EXCITING

75. SLEEPWATCHING CHAIR, FROM CINCO.

76. >> GOOD NIGHT.

77. >> FINALLY, A PRACTICAL WAY TO

78. WATCH YOUR FRIEND SLEEP.

79. >> ADIOS.

80. >> GOOD NIGHT, MY FRIEND ROBIN.

81. >> NOW THE SHOW BEGINS.

82. >> THE SLEEPWATCHING CHAIR COMES

83. WITH A SLEEPWATCHER ZOOM LENS SO

84. YOU DON'T MISS A SINGLE DETAIL

85. OF THE ACTION...

86. >> WONDERFUL.

87. >> ... AND A DREAMER'S BOOK,

88. PERFECT FOR RECORDING WHAT YOU

89. THINK YOUR FRIEND IS DREAMING

90. ABOUT.

91. >> FASCINATING.

92. >> THE NIGHTMARE-PREVENTION TONE

93. HELPS CONTROL UNPLEASANT DREAMS.

94. JUST PRESS THIS BUTTON, AND

95. HE'LL BE AWAKENED FROM HIS

96. NIGHTMARE.

97. >> THE BEAR'S GONNA TAKE A BITE

98. OUT OF ME!

99. >> NEVER DRIFT OFF WHILE

100. WATCHING YOUR FRIEND SLEEP.

101. ATTACH THE ELECTROSHOCK

102. CONDUCTORS TO YOUR FACE.

103. WHEN YOU START TO NOD OFF,

104. YOU'RE AWAKENED WITH SLIGHTLY

105. PAINFUL ELECTRICITY.

106. THE CHAIR'S EVEN EQUIPPED WITH

107. A TOILET HOLE SO YOU DON'T HAVE

108. TO MISS A SECOND OF YOUR

109. FRIEND'S PEACEFUL SLUMBER.

110. WATCH YOUR FRIEND ENJOY A FULL

111. NIGHT'S SLEEP IN COMFORT WITH

112. CINCO'S SLEEPWATCHING CHAIR.

113. >> COME ON, COME ON.

114. YEAH.

115. >> GOOD MORNING, ROBIN.

116. >> GOOD MORNING, BUDDY.

117. OH, MAN.

118. THANKS FOR THE GREAT SHOW.

119. >> ANYTIME.

120. >> LISTEN, I'LL BE LATE FOR

121. WORK.

122. KEEP IN TOUCH, HUH?

123. >> THANKS, CINCO.

124. >> ♪ CINCO HELPS YOU WATCH YOUR

125. >> Eric: COME ON. THIS WAY.

126. >> Tim: ERIC, I'M REALLY SCARED

127. HERE.

128. >> Eric: IT'LL BE FINE.

129. COME ON, NOW, SHOW ME WHERE

130. THOSE CROWS GOT YOU.

131. WHERE DID THEY GET YOU?

132. >> Tim: I WAS JUST COMING OUT OF

133. MY CAR, AND THEN ALL OF A

134. SUDDEN, I HEARD THIS SWOOSHING,

135. WHOOPING SOUND.

136. >> CROWS GOT TO YOU, DID THEY?

137. >> Tim: WHO'S THERE?

138. >> Eric: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

139. >> TOMORROW, YOU'RE BOTH GOING

140. TO DIE!

141. >> Tim: WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT,

142. ERIC?

143. >> THE CROWS AREN'T DONE WITH

144. YOU YET!

145. >> Eric: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

146. >> THE DARK MAN IS COMING!

147. >> Tim: DARK MAN?

148. >> HE'S COMING FOR YOU BOTH!

149. >> Tim: WHO'S THE DARK MAN?

150. >> Both: OHH!

151. >> Tim: NO! NOT AGAIN!

152. >> Eric:

153. >> Tim: GET OUT OF HERE!

154. >> Eric:

155. >> Tim: GET OUT OF HERE!

156. >> THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

157. >> Eric:

158. >>

159. >> Eric:

160. >> All: BE PROVOCATIVE.

161. ORGANIZED.

162. FUN, FUN, FUN.

163. CREATIVITY, NO.

164. >> RENEWAL.

165. >> CREATIVITY, NO.

166. >> RENEWAL.

167. >> THE DARK MAN TOOK MY SON.

168. >> All:

169. >> YIP, YIP!

170. YIP, YIP, YIP!

171. YIP, YIP!

172. YIP, YIP!

173. >> ♪ WELL, YOU WIPE IT, AND YOU

174. >> THE PAYNUS BROTHERS MAY HAVE

175. THEIR FATHER, FORMER

176. COUNTRY-MUSIC STAR BOB PAYNUS,

177. TO THANK FOR THEIR EARLY

178. SUCCESS.

179. BOB PAYNUS, NOW A MINISTER AT

180. HIS OWN PRIVATE CHURCH, THINKS

181. HE MAY HAVE INSPIRED THE

182. SPANKING TREND THAT ROCKETED HIS

183. HOT SONS TO THE TOP OF THE

184. CHARTS.

185. >> YOU SHOULD SPANK YOUR WIFE.

186. YOU SHOULD SPANK YOUR CHILDREN.

187. YOU SHOULD SPANK YOUR AUNTS AND

188. UNCLES AND COUSINS.

189. AND JESUS KNOWS THAT.

190. I TAUGHT MY BOYS THE VALUE OF A

191. GOOD SPANKING EARLY.

192. AND I SUPPOSE THAT MIGHT HAVE

193. INFLUENCED THEIR MUSIC.

194. >> AND IF YOU THINK THE KIDS ARE

195. THE ONLY FANS OF THE

196. PAYNUS BROTHERS, CHECK OUT THIS

197. EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MY

198. FRIEND'S MOM AND DAD.

199. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE

200. PAYNUS BROTHERS?

201. >> THE PAYNUS BROTHERS HAVE BEEN

202. GREAT 'CAUSE THEY MAKE SPANKING

203. FUN.

204. >> RIGHT, RIGHT.

205. >> WHICH MAKES IT EASIER FOR US.

206. >> AND HERE'S AN EXCLUSIVE WORLD

207. PREMIERE FIRST LOOK AT THEIR NEW

208. SINGLE, "SPANK ME IN HEAVEN."

209. >> Tim: ♪ HEY, WHEN MY HOMIES

210. >> Eric: ♪ THEY'LL BE SPANKING

211. >> Tim: I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

212. I DON'T WANT ANY MORE CROWS!

213. >> BACK FOR MORE, ARE YOU?

214. >> Tim:

215. Shh! Shh!

216. >> Eric: WHAT'S HAPPENING?

217. >> Tim: WHO ARE YOU?

218. >> I AM THE DARK MAN!

219. YOU'RE BEING PUNISHED FOR YOUR

220. DEEDS.

221. >> Tim: WHAT DEEDS?

222. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

223. >> YOU HAVE BEEN UNKIND TO THE

224. BIRDS OF THE WORLD!

225. >> Tim: NO, WE LOVE BIRDS.

226. >> Eric: WE LOVE BIRDS! NO!

227. >> NO! WATCH THIS!

228. NOW YOU MUST BE PUNISHED!

229. >> Tim: NO, PLEASE!

230. >> Eric: WE'RE SORRY!

231. >> Tim: COME ON, DARK MAN, GIVE

232. US ANOTHER SHOT.

233. >> I HAVE NO CHOICE!

234. >> Tim: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,

235. WAIT.

236. WE CAN TALK THIS THROUGH.

237. WE CAN TALK THIS —

238. >>

239. WAY TO GO, DARK MAN!

240. >> SHUT UP!

241. >>

242. >>

243. >> SHOULD HAVE HAD THEM BRONZED.

244. [ "TOM GOES TO THE MAYOR" THEME

245. PLAYS ]