Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 5x4

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Sergio Armas as Self • Karen Black as Jennifer • Harry Elmayan as Self • Lauren Dair Owens as Daughter • William Sanderson as Jim

Tim writes the semi-autobiographical novel Choices: The Problem with Eric Wareheim, much to Eric's dismay. Meanwhile, the Cinco H'amb saves another life by offering a cheaper alternative to expensive food products (Guest starring William Sanderson). Two actors discuss their achievements in All Dolled Up, and Dr. Steve Brule delivers a depressing message.

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1. >> Announcer: IT'S

2. "BRULE'S RULES" WITH CHANNEL 5's

3. DR. STEVE BRULE.

4. >> Dr. HI.

5. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE WITH SOME

6. BAD NEWS.

7. MY AUNT JOANNE JUST DIED.

8. >> Tim: WELCOME TO THE "TIM AND

9. ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!"

10. >> Eric: GUESS WHAT.

11. IT'S TIM'S LAST DAY.

12. >> Tim: GONNA ASK ME ABOUT WHAT

13. I MIGHT GONNA BE UP TO, OR...

14. >> Eric: TIM, WHY THE HECK YOU

15. LEAVING THE SHOW?

16. >> Tim: I, ACTUALLY, ERIC...

17. AM WORKING ON PUBLISHING MY

18. FIRST BOOK.

19. I AM A BOOKMAN.

20. AND IT'S CALLED "CHOICES."

21. IT'S BECOME A HUGE BEST SELLER,

22. SO I'M LEAVING MY DAY JOB AND

23. GOING OUT AND PURSUING MY REAL

24. DREAM OF BECOMING A PUBLISHED

25. AUTHOR.

26. SO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

27. THIS HAS BEEN A REAL TREAT

28. WORKING HERE WITH YOU.

29. >> Eric: WELL, TIM, ON BEHALF OF

30. EVERYONE ON THE STAFF OF THE

31. "AWESOME SHOW" AND RICHARD DUNN,

32. I WANT TO CONGRATULATE ON YOUR

33. NEW BOOK —

34. WHAT IS THIS?

35. >> Tim: WELL, THIS IS "CHOICES."

36. >> Eric: WHY DOES IT HAVE MY

37. FACE ON IT?

38. >> Tim: DON'T...

39. I WAS GONNA E-MAIL YOU ABOUT

40. THIS.

41. IT'S...

42. >> Eric: "THE PROBLEM WITH

43. ERIC WAREHEIM"?

44. >> Tim: WELL, IT'S AN

45. AUTOGRAPHICAL BOOK ABOUT OUR

46. FRIENDSHIP AND PRETTY MUCH THE

47. WORKING RELATIONSHIP WE HAVE.

48. >> Eric: LOOKS LIKE IT'S A

49. BOOK TO ME.

50. >> Tim:

51. >> Eric: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR

52. NEW LIFE.

53. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

54. >> Tim: THANK — THANK YOU VERY

55. MUCH.

56. >> Eric: THIS AREA'S CLOSED NOW.

57. >> I HAD THE HONOR AND PRIVILEGE

58. OF WORKING WITH A LOT OF REALLY

59. OUTSTANDING ACTORS.

60. >> YEAH, WELL, I'VE BEEN IN THE

61. BUSINESS 35 YEARS.

62. >> HAVE YOU DONE MOTION CAPTURE?

63. >> ABSOLUTELY.

64. WORKED ON THIS FEATURE IN, LIKE,

65. JANUARY — DECEMBER, JANUARY —

66. THAT WAS JUST AWFUL.

67. >>

68. >> AND I'M LIKE, "EXCUSE ME.

69. I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM."

70. >> SO, DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK

71. YOU'RE GONNA GET A GOOD

72. PERFORMANCE OUT OF YOUR CREW

73. THEM?

74. >> NO.

75. >>

76. I GOT THAT ONE FROM MY DAD.

77. DID YOU EVER WORK ON

78. "JOURNEYMAN"?

79. >> YEAH, I WORKED A SHOW THAT

80. WAS WORKING ACROSS THE STAGE —

81. THE STAGE ACROSS THE STREET.

82. >> WHICH ONE?

83. >> IT WAS "DRAGNET," 1989.

84. >> MM-HMM.

85. I WAS ON THE CREW THAT HUNG YOUR

86. SCAFFOLDING.

87. >> BUT I WORKED THE OUT

88. OF THAT SHOW.

89. I WORKED THAT WHOLE PERIOD AT

90. THAT LOT.

91. I WORKED ON "EMERGENCY."

92. >> I STARTED WITH

93. "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA."

94. >> I WORKED ON THAT.

95. I WORKED ON "QUINCY."

96. >> ..."LAVERNE & SHIRLEY,"

97. "MORK & MINDY."

98. >> ..."NANCY DREW."

99. >> MY FACE SHOULD LOOK A LITTLE

100. BIT FAMILIAR TO YOU, 'CAUSE I

101. WAS... ON THAT SHOW FOR A LONG

102. TIME.

103. >> SORRY, BARRY.

104. >> THANKS FOR BEING WITH US.

105. AND THANKS FOR WATCHING

106. "ALL DOLLED UP."

107. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

108. >> SO, DAVE, HOW'S YOUR LOVE

109. LIFE?

110. >> THANK YOU FOR ASKING,

111. LAMBADOG.

112. I MET A NICE LADY, AND IT'S

113. TAKEN CARE OF.

114. AND I MADE A SONG ABOUT HER.

115. AND LET'S START WITH THE MUSIC.

116. >> ♪ I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE

117. >> IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH AN

118. INSECT WOMAN ALL MORNING, WHAT

119. DO YOU DO WITH THE REST OF THE

120. DAY?

121. >> I GIVE BIRTH TO THOUSANDS OF

122. SPIDER BABIES THAT LEAVE WEBS

123. ALL OVER MY BED.

124. >> SHE'S AN INSECT!

125. >> Tim: FOR ME, IT'S LIKE, "WHAT

126. AM I GONNA DO WITH THE CASH

127. RIGHT AWAY?"

128. AND I GREW UP READING PEOPLE

129. LIKE JOHN STEINBECK AND

130. STEVE KING AND EVERYBODY LIKE

131. THAT, SO FOR ME TO BE A

132. PUBLISHED AUTHOR IS SORT OF A

133. DREAM COME TRUE, AND...

134. >> ♪ FOR HE'S A JELLO GOOD

135. >> Tim: WELL, GUYS, THANK YOU

136. VERY MUCH FOR COMING.

137. THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THAT

138. YOU'RE HERE FOR THIS, AND I PRAY

139. THAT WE KEEP IN TOUCH, AND YOU

140. KNOW MY CELL, SO MAKE SURE YOU

141. PASS IT AROUND.

142. THIS IS FOR YOU.

143. I REALLY APPRECIATE —

144. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?

145. >> Eric: IT'S FOR THIS BOOK,

146. MAN.

147. IT'S A BUNCH OF LIES.

148. "ERIC DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS.

149. IT'S JUST SOME SCAR TISSUE FROM

150. A LARGE VAGINA THAT WAS SEWED

151. SHUT."

152. TRUE.

153. THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

154. >> Eric: DUDE, HERE — "EVEN IF

155. ERIC DID HAVE A PENIS, IT WOULD

156. BE A TINY, BLACK PENIS."

157. MY MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA READ

158. THIS, MAN.

159. THIS IS ALL LIES.

160. >> Tim: WELL, LISTEN, I GOT TO

161. DO SOMETHING, ERIC.

162. IT'S A BEAR MARKET OUT THERE

163. WITH BOOKS.

164. I GOT TO PUT IN SOME KIND OF

165. TRASH.

166. YOU WANT TO GO?

167. [ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

168. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

169. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

170. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! ]

171. >> Eric: AAH!

172. >> Tim: OOH!

173. UNH!

174. UNH!

175. HA!

176. >> Eric: UNH!

177. I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

178. GOOD LUCK ON YOUR BOOK

179. CAR-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EER.

180. >> Tim:

181. GUYS, I-I'M SORRY.

182. I GOT TO GO GET MY FRIEND BACK.

183. ERI-I-I-I-C!

184. EHHHHHHH... EH.

185. WHAT?

186. EHHHH...

187. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE MONEY'S

188. ALL GONE?

189. >> I'M SORRY, JIM.

190. YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THE HOUSE.

191. >> NO, WE CAN'T LOSE THE HOUSE.

192. >> THERE'S REALLY NOTHING I CAN

193. DO AT THIS POINT, JIM.

194. >> WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY?

195. >> HAVE YOU CONSIDERED GETTING A

196. JOB?

197. >> NO!

198. NO, THAT'S NOT AN OPTION!

199. SON OF A BITCH!

200. >> DINNER'S READY, HON!

201. >>

202. >>

203. WHAT IS THAT?

204. LAMB?

205. YOU'RE MAKING LAMB WITH OUR

206. MONEY PROBLEMS?

207. FOR GOD'S SAKE, JENNIFER, WHAT

208. WERE YOU THINKING?

209. I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU, AND

210. THEN I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!

211. >> RELAX, HON.

212. IT'S NOT LAMB.

213. IT'S H'AMB FROM CINCO FARMS.

214. CINCO FARMERS HAVE TAKEN THE

215. ESSENCE OF REAL LAMBS AND

216. HAM-RELATED PRODUCTS AND KNEADED

217. IT INTO A FRESH H'AMB LOAF.

218. H'AMB ALSO COMES WITH THE

219. ESSENCE OF LAMB AEROSOL SPRAY,

220. FILLING THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH THE

221. WONDERFUL SMELL OF LAMB.

222. >> I SMELL LIKE LAMB.

223. >> H'AMB.

224. >> H'AMB.

225. >> H'AMB.

226. >> All: H'AMB,

227. H'AMB, H'AMB, H'AMB...

228. >> SO GOOD WITH RADISHES.

229. >> All: H'AMB,

230. H'AMB, H'AMB, H'AMB, H'AMB,

231. H'AMB.

232. >> IT'S REALLY GOOD.

233. >> IF YOU LOVE LAMB, YOU'LL LOVE

234. H'AMB.

235. >> THANKS... CINCO.

236. >> AND FOR THE SEAFOOD LOVERS,

237. NOW THERE'S HAM'BSTER.

238. >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO A

239. BIG PLANET TO HAVE ALL THESE

240. LITTLE INSECT BABIES.

241. EXCUSE ME.

242. OH, MY GOODNESS. EXCUSE ME.

243. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

244. >> Tim: EHHH!

245. THERE YOU ARE.

246. GEEZ.

247. I-I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS BOOK.

248. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN

249. IT.

250. I'M S—

251. >> Eric: I MEAN, IT JUST HURTS.

252. >> Tim: I TELL YOU WHAT I'M

253. GONNA DO.

254. GIVE ME THAT.

255. I'M GONNA TEAR OUT EVERY PAGE OF

256. THIS BOOK THAT'S NOT TRUE.

257. >> Eric: YEAH?

258. >> Tim: RIP!

259. >> Both: RIP!

260. RIP! RIP! RIP!

261. >> Tim:

262. >> Both: RIP! RIP!

263. RIP! RIP! RIP!

264. RIP! RIP!

265. RIP! RIP! RIP!

266. RIP! RIP!

267. RIP! RIP! RIP!

268. >> All: RIP! RIP!

269. RIP! RIP! RIP!

270. >> Tim: EVERYBODY!

271. >> All: RIP! RIP!

272. RIP! RIP! RIP!

273. RIP! RIP!

274. RIP! RIP! RIP!

275. RIP! RIP!

276. RIP! RIP! RIP!

277. >> Tim: HEY, ONE MORE PAGE.

278. YEAH!

279. >> Eric: THEY'RE ALL GONE.

280. YOU HAVE NO BOOK NO MORE.

281. >> Tim: WELL, I DON'T NEED NO

282. BOOK NO MORE, ERIC.

283. I JUST WANT MY FRIENDSHIP BACK

284. WITH YOU.

285. CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?

286. >> Eric: COME HERE.

287. >> Tim: WHAT'S UP?

288. >> Eric: I don't forgive you.

289. >> Tim: WHAT?

290. >> All: RIP!

291. RIP!

292. RIP!

293. RIP! RIP! RIP!

294. >> Eric: OHH!

295. >> Tim: WELL, I SUPPOSE I

296. DESERVED IT.