Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 5x4

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Sergio Armas as Self • Karen Black as Jennifer • Harry Elmayan as Self • Lauren Dair Owens as Daughter • William Sanderson as Jim

Tim writes the semi-autobiographical novel Choices: The Problem with Eric Wareheim, much to Eric's dismay. Meanwhile, the Cinco H'amb saves another life by offering a cheaper alternative to expensive food products (Guest starring William Sanderson). Two actors discuss their achievements in All Dolled Up, and Dr. Steve Brule delivers a depressing message.

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1. >> Announcer: IT'S

2. "BRULE'S RULES" WITH CHANNEL 5's

3. DR. STEVE BRULE.

4. >> Dr. HI.

5. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE WITH SOME

6. BAD NEWS.

7. MY AUNT JOANNE JUST DIED.

8. >> Tim: WELCOME TO THE "TIM AND

9. ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!"

10. >> Eric: GUESS WHAT.

11. IT'S TIM'S LAST DAY.

12. >> Tim: GONNA ASK ME ABOUT WHAT

13. I MIGHT GONNA BE UP TO, OR...

14. >> Eric: TIM, WHY THE HECK YOU

15. LEAVING THE SHOW?

16. >> Tim: I, ACTUALLY, ERIC...

17. FIRST BOOK.

18. I AM A BOOKMAN.

19. AND IT'S CALLED "CHOICES."

20. IT'S BECOME A HUGE BEST SELLER,

21. SO I'M LEAVING MY DAY JOB AND

22. AUTHOR.

23. SO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

24. WORKING HERE WITH YOU.

25. >> Eric: WELL, TIM, ON BEHALF OF

26. "AWESOME SHOW" AND RICHARD DUNN,

27. WHAT IS THIS?

28. >> Tim: WELL, THIS IS "CHOICES."

29. >> Eric: WHY DOES IT HAVE MY

30. FACE ON IT?

31. >> Tim: DON'T...

32. THIS.

33. IT'S...

34. >> Eric: "THE PROBLEM WITH

35. ERIC WAREHEIM"?

36. >> Tim: WELL, IT'S AN

37. WORKING RELATIONSHIP WE HAVE.

38. >> Eric: LOOKS LIKE IT'S A

39. BOOK TO ME.

40. >> Tim:

41. >> Eric: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR

42. NEW LIFE.

43. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

44. >> Tim: THANK — THANK YOU VERY

45. MUCH.

46. >> Eric: THIS AREA'S CLOSED NOW.

47. >> I HAD THE HONOR AND PRIVILEGE

48. OUTSTANDING ACTORS.

49. >> YEAH, WELL, I'VE BEEN IN THE

50. BUSINESS 35 YEARS.

51. >> HAVE YOU DONE MOTION CAPTURE?

52. >> ABSOLUTELY.

53. WORKED ON THIS FEATURE IN, LIKE,

54. JANUARY — DECEMBER, JANUARY —

55. THAT WAS JUST AWFUL.

56. >>

57. >> AND I'M LIKE, "EXCUSE ME.

58. I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM."

59. >> SO, DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK

60. YOU'RE GONNA GET A GOOD

61. THEM?

62. >> NO.

63. >>

64. I GOT THAT ONE FROM MY DAD.

65. "JOURNEYMAN"?

66. >> YEAH, I WORKED A SHOW THAT

67. THE STAGE ACROSS THE STREET.

68. >> WHICH ONE?

69. >> IT WAS "DRAGNET," 1989.

70. >> MM-HMM.

71. SCAFFOLDING.

72. >> BUT I WORKED THE OUT

73. OF THAT SHOW.

74. THAT LOT.

75. I WORKED ON "EMERGENCY."

76. >> I STARTED WITH

77. "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA."

78. >> I WORKED ON THAT.

79. I WORKED ON "QUINCY."

80. >> ..."LAVERNE & SHIRLEY,"

81. "MORK & MINDY."

82. >> ..."NANCY DREW."

83. >> MY FACE SHOULD LOOK A LITTLE

84. BIT FAMILIAR TO YOU, 'CAUSE I

85. WAS... ON THAT SHOW FOR A LONG

86. TIME.

87. >> SORRY, BARRY.

88. >> THANKS FOR BEING WITH US.

89. "ALL DOLLED UP."

90. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

91. >> SO, DAVE, HOW'S YOUR LOVE

92. LIFE?

93. >> THANK YOU FOR ASKING,

94. LAMBADOG.

95. I MET A NICE LADY, AND IT'S

96. TAKEN CARE OF.

97. AND I MADE A SONG ABOUT HER.

98. AND LET'S START WITH THE MUSIC.

99. >> ♪ I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE

100. >> IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH AN

101. INSECT WOMAN ALL MORNING, WHAT

102. DAY?

103. >> I GIVE BIRTH TO THOUSANDS OF

104. ALL OVER MY BED.

105. >> SHE'S AN INSECT!

106. >> Tim: FOR ME, IT'S LIKE, "WHAT

107. RIGHT AWAY?"

108. THAT, SO FOR ME TO BE A

109. DREAM COME TRUE, AND...

110. >> ♪ FOR HE'S A JELLO GOOD

111. >> Tim: WELL, GUYS, THANK YOU

112. VERY MUCH FOR COMING.

113. YOU'RE HERE FOR THIS, AND I PRAY

114. THAT WE KEEP IN TOUCH, AND YOU

115. KNOW MY CELL, SO MAKE SURE YOU

116. PASS IT AROUND.

117. THIS IS FOR YOU.

118. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?

119. >> Eric: IT'S FOR THIS BOOK,

120. MAN.

121. IT'S A BUNCH OF LIES.

122. "ERIC DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS.

123. IT'S JUST SOME SCAR TISSUE FROM

124. SHUT."

125. TRUE.

126. THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

127. >> Eric: DUDE, HERE — "EVEN IF

128. ERIC DID HAVE A PENIS, IT WOULD

129. BE A TINY, BLACK PENIS."

130. THIS, MAN.

131. THIS IS ALL LIES.

132. >> Tim: WELL, LISTEN, I GOT TO

133. DO SOMETHING, ERIC.

134. IT'S A BEAR MARKET OUT THERE

135. WITH BOOKS.

136. TRASH.

137. YOU WANT TO GO?

138. [ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

139. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

140. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

141. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! ]

142. >> Eric: AAH!

143. >> Tim: OOH!

144. UNH!

145. UNH!

146. HA!

147. >> Eric: UNH!

148. I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

149. CAR-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EER.

150. >> Tim:

151. GUYS, I-I'M SORRY.

152. I GOT TO GO GET MY FRIEND BACK.

153. ERI-I-I-I-C!

154. EHHHHHHH... EH.

155. WHAT?

156. EHHHH...

157. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE MONEY'S

158. ALL GONE?

159. >> I'M SORRY, JIM.

160. YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THE HOUSE.

161. >> NO, WE CAN'T LOSE THE HOUSE.

162. >> THERE'S REALLY NOTHING I CAN

163. DO AT THIS POINT, JIM.

164. >> WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY?

165. >> HAVE YOU CONSIDERED GETTING A

166. JOB?

167. >> NO!

168. NO, THAT'S NOT AN OPTION!

169. SON OF A BITCH!

170. >> DINNER'S READY, HON!

171. >>

172. >>

173. WHAT IS THAT?

174. LAMB?

175. YOU'RE MAKING LAMB WITH OUR

176. MONEY PROBLEMS?

177. FOR GOD'S SAKE, JENNIFER, WHAT

178. WERE YOU THINKING?

179. I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU, AND

180. THEN I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!

181. >> RELAX, HON.

182. IT'S NOT LAMB.

183. IT'S H'AMB FROM CINCO FARMS.

184. IT INTO A FRESH H'AMB LOAF.

185. H'AMB ALSO COMES WITH THE

186. ESSENCE OF LAMB AEROSOL SPRAY,

187. WONDERFUL SMELL OF LAMB.

188. >> I SMELL LIKE LAMB.

189. >> H'AMB.

190. >> H'AMB.

191. >> H'AMB.

192. >> All: H'AMB,

193. H'AMB, H'AMB, H'AMB...

194. >> SO GOOD WITH RADISHES.

195. >> All: H'AMB,

196. H'AMB, H'AMB, H'AMB, H'AMB,

197. H'AMB.

198. >> IT'S REALLY GOOD.

199. >> IF YOU LOVE LAMB, YOU'LL LOVE

200. H'AMB.

201. >> THANKS... CINCO.

202. >> AND FOR THE SEAFOOD LOVERS,

203. NOW THERE'S HAM'BSTER.

204. >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO A

205. LITTLE INSECT BABIES.

206. EXCUSE ME.

207. OH, MY GOODNESS. EXCUSE ME.

208. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

209. >> Tim: EHHH!

210. THERE YOU ARE.

211. GEEZ.

212. I-I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS BOOK.

213. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN

214. IT.

215. I'M S—

216. >> Eric: I MEAN, IT JUST HURTS.

217. >> Tim: I TELL YOU WHAT I'M

218. GONNA DO.

219. GIVE ME THAT.

220. I'M GONNA TEAR OUT EVERY PAGE OF

221. THIS BOOK THAT'S NOT TRUE.

222. >> Eric: YEAH?

223. >> Tim: RIP!

224. >> Both: RIP!

225. RIP! RIP! RIP!

226. >> Tim:

227. >> Both: RIP! RIP!

228. RIP! RIP! RIP!

229. RIP! RIP!

230. RIP! RIP! RIP!

231. RIP! RIP!

232. RIP! RIP! RIP!

233. >> All: RIP! RIP!

234. RIP! RIP! RIP!

235. >> Tim: EVERYBODY!

236. >> All: RIP! RIP!

237. RIP! RIP! RIP!

238. RIP! RIP!

239. RIP! RIP! RIP!

240. RIP! RIP!

241. RIP! RIP! RIP!

242. >> Tim: HEY, ONE MORE PAGE.

243. YEAH!

244. >> Eric: THEY'RE ALL GONE.

245. YOU HAVE NO BOOK NO MORE.

246. >> Tim: WELL, I DON'T NEED NO

247. BOOK NO MORE, ERIC.

248. WITH YOU.

249. CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?

250. >> Eric: COME HERE.

251. >> Tim: WHAT'S UP?

252. >> Eric: I don't forgive you.

253. >> Tim: WHAT?

254. >> All: RIP!

255. RIP!

256. RIP!

257. RIP! RIP! RIP!

258. >> Eric: OHH!

259. >> Tim: WELL, I SUPPOSE I

260. DESERVED IT.