Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 5x3

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'Weird Al' Yankovic as Uncle Muscles • Patrick Duffy as Self • Wendell Pierce as Detective • Greta Charness as Little Girl • Keith Connes as Old Man

Casey Tatum, who died in a fiery car crash in a previous season, is brought back to life by his brother after a little girl discovers his bones in the woods. Wendell Pierce guest stars as the detective tasked with the remains.

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1. >> Ah!

2. Casey!

3. Tim and Eric

4. Awesome Show

5. Tim and Eric

6. Awesome Show

7. Tim and Eric Awesome Show

8. Great Job!

9. >> My name is Jackie.

10. I recently wrote a

11. song about an accident that

12. happened to me,

13. and I'm gonna sing it now.

14. >>

15. I'm gonna be a mommy

16. Gonna be a mommy today.

17. It's my only child

18. I'm proud to be a mother

19. Proud to have a child

20. on the way.

21. A tiny human up in my womb

22. I'm gonna have to

23. see if I can make some

24. rooooooooooooom.

25. I just read the news,

26. I'm gonna be a mommy

27. Gonna be a mommy today.

28. >> JASON: If you just leave a

29. voice mail for them,

30. they'll call you back as

31. soon as-

32. >> Hey, Jason.

33. >> I gotta go.

34. >> Hey. Um... Do you have

35. labels that I use for

36. my binders?

37. >> Like the A-2's?

38. >> Uh... I think so. Yeah.

39. >> Yeah, yeah. We got a bunch of

40. those.

41. >> Oh, no. I'm sorry...

42. the smaller ones.

43. >> Just put them there for a

44. minute.

45. >> A little bit too much tea

46. this morning.

47. Ice tea.

48. Almost done.

49. Sorry.

50. >>

51. >> Oh... Hello.

52. This the Tatum house?

53. >> "Yes."

54. >> Well, this box here, uh...

55. This box contains the remains

56. of Casey Tatum.

57. >>

58. >> A little girl found the bones

59. in Shepherds Pines this morning.

60. Yeah, nothing but bones.

61. You know how squirrels like to

62. eat that meat.

63. All right, all right.

64. >>

65. >>

66. >>

67. >> Ah, ugh.

68. I must of—

69. >> Check and mate.

70. Hi. I'm Patrick Duffy.

71. I'm old and I'm tired.

72. My wife left me.

73. My friends all stopped calling.

74. But that's when I developed

75. Patrick Duffy's Man Nip.

76. It works just like cat nip,

77. but it's designed for men.

78. I'm Patrick Duffy.

79. And I'm grateful

80. to be joined by Keith.

81. So, Kelly,

82. would you apply the nips?

83. My man nip is a combination...

84. of traditional animal nip

85. along with popular man spices

86. designed to arouse and

87. stimulate the elderly

88. mind and body.

89. The man nip is simple

90. inserted into the nose.

91. Now watch as they disappear.

92. You can see the nip starting to

93. take hold of this man's senses.

94. He's really starting to

95. feel the nip.

96. >> When they feel the nip the

97. first time, it's very exciting.

98. New doors opening to things

99. they might have forgotten over

100. the years.

101. Oh, don't worry. Nip users are

102. completely harmless.

103. You can almost hear

104. Keith purring, can't you?

105. We should meet for another

106. chess game some time.

107. >> Duffy-Duffy-Duffy-

108. Duffy-Duffy.

109. >> Oh, Duffy... DUFFY!

110. Duffy-Duffy-Duffy!

111. >> You're going

112. to hell.

113. >> You see? It works.

114. My nip's the best.

115. So please, guys,

116. just sniff my nip

117. Order Patrick Duffy nip, today.

118. I know I will.

119. I'm Patrick Duffy.

120. >> Hey, Krink. Question for you:

121. how do I send multiple-page

122. faxes on this machine?

123. >> Very simple-

124. >> Hope this deal goes through.

125. Yeah, I just got a couple

126. documents I gotta get over to

127. Mark as soon as possible.

128. What you up to this weekend?

129. >> DR. Some jokers

130. have motorcycles.

131. I can't have one.

132. Can't afford it.

133. Have a cool uncle though.

134. Can't have everything.

135. Can't kiss a beautiful

136. girl and have a cool uncle.

137. If I had to choose between

138. kissing a beautiful girl

139. on the mouth or the lips

140. and a jet pack,

141. I would choose the jet pack.

142. 'Cause then you'd get all the

143. good girls if you had a jet

144. pack.

145. Fly to them. It's simple.

146. If you have enough fuel.

147. >> For your

148. health.

149. >> We're actually considering

150. having "nipping" franchises all

151. over the country.

152. >> Very exclusive membership.

153. Remarkable game.

154. Horses.

155. >> Great job!

156. >> Ladies and gentlemen,

157. our next performer died

158. two years ago.

159. His remains were found and he

160. was brought back to life.

161. Here to sing "Alive Again"

162. is Casey and his brother.

163. >> Hi.

164. I'm, uh... from,

165. uh... back from the dead.

166. Thank you.

167. I, uh, wanna

168. thankyousofortobringing

169. mebacktolife.

170. Please, using blood again.

171. Thank you my...

172. Thank you, my brother—

173. >>

174. >> Thank you

175. everyone for—

176. Someone come help, please.

177. Thank you

178. for trying.