Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 5x2

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Tucker Albrizzi as I-Jammer Kid #1 • Michael Chey as I-Jammer Kid #3 • Circus-Szalewski as Morning Meditation Man • Dennis Delsing as Father

Eric hits puberty naturally before Tim, causing Tim to seek out synthetic ways to activate puberty to catch up with Eric. Fortin' with Will.

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1. It's "I-Jammer,"

2. from Cinco Toys!

3. >> KIDS: It's fun!

4. The first digital music box

5. with two revolutionary

6. dance tones...

7. —I-Jammer and E-Bumper!

8. >> I-Jammer!

9. I-Jammer's frequency tone is

10. off the hook!

11. >> E-Bumper!

12. Hype the bumping.

13. Monitor your friends'

14. progress.

15. >>

16. Look! They're "E-Bumping!"

17. Recharge and keep dancing

18. with "Oh- Hungee."

19. >> KIDS: Oh Hungee,

20. "OOPY DOOPY"

21. >> Oh Hungee!

22. It's real food.

23. >> KIDS: I-Jammer!

24. "Jizzle Jammer! "

25. >>

26. I don't need no dinner!

27. I have Oh Hungee!

28. No parents allowed.

29. >> E-Bumper!

30. >>

31. >> I love my I-JammerAAAAAAH!

32. These little kids

33. are jizzle jammed.

34. Plug it in and I-Jam. Yeah!

35. >> I just need

36. one more bump.

37. >> Tim and Eric

38. Awesome Show

39. Tim and Eric

40. Awesome Show

41. Tim and Eric: Awesome Show!

42. Great Job!

43. >> Action. Begin.

44. Time, uh... Welcome to "Tim and

45. Eric Awesome Show."

46. >> Hi. I'm

47. Eric Wareheim. How are you?

48. >> What's going on with your

49. voice?

50. >> Oh, nothing. Just went

51. through puberty last night.

52. Feeling pretty good.

53. >> Puberty? It's a little early

54. for that I think.

55. >> No, my dad says I'm right on

56. time and actually you're

57. the one with the problem.

58. He was talking about you and

59. your family a lot last night.

60. How you guys are late.

61. Late with your house

62. payments, and late with...

63. Now I got these really cool

64. "pumples" going on and a

65. mustache. And the

66. icing on the cake is this fat

67. pube mess.

68. It's a whole forest of pubes

69. that I have down here and it's

70. thick.

71. And my dad says that it's A-OK.

72. >> I did have one hair growing

73. on my nipple,

74. but my mom made me cut it off.

75. >> It's greasy-

76. >> Well, anyway. I don't care

77. about that. Um... Do you wanna

78. come over this weekend to

79. play?

80. >> No way!

81. Tim, I'm gonna be out

82. trolling for some tight slit

83. while you're here playing.

84. I'm really gonna try to push

85. my "mushroom" through this

86. thick forest and show it off.

87. >> I'm not gonna sit here and

88. play with you,

89. you ****.

90. >> Well, I wish I was also going

91. through puberty,

92. but unfortunately I'm still

93. a boy and will not be graduating

94. to puberty any time soon.

95. Hopefully.

96. >> I love spending time with

97. you, Son.

98. >> Hey, Dad. When am I gonna

99. turn into a man?

100. >> You're a hard green tomato.

101. And you're gonna ripen from a

102. green tomato to a red,

103. hairy tomato.

104. >> You don't know

105. what you're talking about,

106. Daddy!

107. >> Yes, uh... Oh, yes I do.

108. And I made a song to teach you

109. this lesson about puberty.

110. >> ♪ Puberty!

111. Makes me fall in love sexually

112. I have no hair on me

113. >> Puberty!

114. Pu-pu-pu-pu-puberty!

115. Pu-pu-pu-pupuberty!

116. Pu-pu-pu-pu-puberty!

117. Pu-pu-pu-pu-puberty!

118. Pu-pu-pu-p upuberty!

119. >> Hello, I'm Will Grello.

120. And welcome

121. to "Fortin' With Will."

122. I'd like to welcome these

123. children.

124. None of them are my own. Let's

125. talk about forts.

126. Couch forts.

127. >> You know, as a child things

128. are not always rosy.

129. I think we can agree on that.

130. 'Cause you might have somebody

131. that's like my father!

132. "DON'T FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!

133. INSPECT!

134. I wanna see them...

135. "I wanna see what you've done."

136. >>

137. "YOU WENT OUT AND YOU GOT ICE

138. CREAM!

139. AND YOU DIDN'T GET ME ICE

140. CREAM!"

141. I thought you were away on a

142. business trip.

143. "WELL, I CAME BACK EARLY!

144. YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN MY SCHEDULE!

145. YOU SHOULD'VE CHECKED FOR

146. RESCHEDULING!"

147. Excuse me. When I think about

148. my father sometimes there is an

149. involuntary release of urine.

150. I wet my pants. I'm gonna need a

151. new pair of pants.

152. >>

153. >> I need a new pair of pants.

154. >> Hey, stay tuned for more

155. hilarious bits on

156. "Tim and Eric..."

157. "... Awesome..."

158. >> You gotta let me do my part.

159. >> DIRECTOR: Cut!

160. That's a wrap on the day.

161. >> That's it?

162. >> You sure you got that?

163. >> Thanks everybody!

164. >> All right.

165. >> All right. I'm gonna go out

166. and pound some "beav, "

167. so, um... have fun with your

168. toys.

169. >> See ya', loser.

170. >> I guess I'll go play

171. with myself.

172. >>

173. >>

174. like my friend Eric is

175. Big tufts of pubic hair

176. coming out of my shorts

177. Oh, puberty,

178. why don't you come to me?

179. And I will make love

180. to every kind of woman...

181. >> Hey, how's it going?

182. Cinco Man Shake! CINCO CINCO!

183. MAN

184. SHAKE! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

185. >> BODY BUILDER:

186. Go from looking like this—

187. —to this!

188. Cinco Man Shake!

189. Yeah! Yeah! YEAAAAAH!

190. Jump start that puberty with Man

191. Shake. Oh, yeah!

192. Just add one cup of water

193. —and a fistful of your friend's

194. pubic hair-

195. Yeah! You are going to get a big

196. thick pube mound right on your

197. crotch! Oh, yeah! Girls are

198. gonna love your huge pube mound!

199. Yeah!

200. >> Sounds like a

201. plan to me.

202. >> Cinco Man Shake!

203. Thanks, Cinco!

204. >> Well, I guess I'm gonna have

205. to ask Eric for some

206. pubic hair.

207. >>

208. >>

209. >>

210. >>

211. >>

212. "GREAT JOB!"

213. >> Well, you'll come over and

214. I'll show you my mound and if

215. you wait a little bit

216. maybe my mushroom kinda will

217. present itself to you.

218. >>

219. >> Yes? Hello? Who is it?

220. >> Um... Hello. Yeah, it's me.

221. >> Hey, Tim.

222. >> Hey. Uh... I got great news.

223. I found a way to go through

224. puberty overnight.

225. >> Really?

226. >> Yep, so we can go out and

227. make love to all the women we

228. want!

229. >> That's great news, man.

230. >> All I need though is, um...

231. some of your pubic hair so-

232. >> Oh. I don't know, man. I got

233. a perfect mound going here. I

234. just... I

235. wouldn't want to lose any.

236. >> It'll grow back.

237. I mean you just...

238. >> I guess I could use a

239. "Mushroom Buddy." A way to

240. exploring those wet holes.

241. All right, Tim.

242. You can have some.

243. >> I brought my own scissors

244. and everything.

245. >> This is... is this okay?

246. >> Yeah.

247. >> Just this much.

248. >> Ouch! Just kidding.

249. >> All right. We'll just mix

250. it up.

251. >> Bottoms up.

252. >>

253. >> Just a little bit more left

254. to go and I'll be a man.

255. >> When I look at this thing,

256. what you've created is like...

257. LOOK AT THIS!

258. Bah! Nice Job NONE OF YOU!

259. You know what would happen if I

260. did that with my dad?

261. >> "THERE ARE HOLES IN MY

262. BELTS!

263. BELTS?"

264. Dad, it's a belt.

265. That's what happens.

266. People need to latch them up

267. through those holes.

268. "NOT IN MY BELTS!"

269. >> I wet my pants again! I need

270. some new pants.

271. Well, just have a bunch of

272. them ready for me. I need a

273. bunch of dry pants.

274. Gimme a towel, too, please.

275. Yeah, now.

276. >> ♪ Prance's pants's pants's

277. >> Well, that's our show.

278. Thanks for watching our

279. comedy segments and

280. short films.

281. >>

282. Thanks for watching our show.

283. We'll see you next time.

284. >> What happened, man?

285. >>

286. I'm, uh... I'm a man. No... No

287. more puberty boy.

288. I'm a man with puberty.

289. >> What? I can't understand what

290. you're saying, dude.

291. >> I'm a man. I'm...

292. No more boy.

293. I'm a man.

294. >> I can't understand what

295. you're saying at all.

296. >> Oh, uh... My finger's wet.

297. Yeah.

298. >> Huge mound.

299. >> So, let's go get a nice piece

300. of stinky fish.

301. >> I really think you took it

302. too far.

303. >>

304. Tim and Eric Awesome Show!