Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 5x2

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Tucker Albrizzi as I-Jammer Kid #1 • Michael Chey as I-Jammer Kid #3 • Circus-Szalewski as Morning Meditation Man • Dennis Delsing as Father

Eric hits puberty naturally before Tim, causing Tim to seek out synthetic ways to activate puberty to catch up with Eric. Fortin' with Will.

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1. It's "I-Jammer,"

2. from Cinco Toys!

3. >> KIDS: It's fun!

4. The first digital music box

5. with two revolutionary

6. dance tones...

7. —I-Jammer and E-Bumper!

8. >> I-Jammer!

9. I-Jammer's frequency tone is

10. off the hook!

11. >> (angry) E-Bumper!

12. Hype the bumping.

13. Monitor your friends'

14. progress.

15. >> (voice dropped a few octaves)

16. Look! They're "E-Bumping!"

17. Recharge and keep dancing

18. with "Oh- Hungee."

19. >> KIDS: Oh Hungee,

20. "OOPY DOOPY"

21. >> Oh Hungee!

22. It's real food.

23. >> KIDS: I-Jammer!

24. "Jizzle Jammer! "

25. >> (with attitude)

26. I don't need no dinner!

27. I have Oh Hungee!

28. No parents allowed.

29. >> E-Bumper!

30. >> (kids screaming)

31. >> I love my I-JammerAAAAAAH!

32. These little kids

33. are jizzle jammed.

34. Plug it in and I-Jam. Yeah!

35. >> (moaning) I just need

36. one more bump.

37. >> Tim and Eric

38. Awesome Show

39. Tim and Eric

40. Awesome Show

41. Tim and Eric: Awesome Show!

42. Great Job!

43. >> Action. Begin.

44. Time, uh... Welcome to "Tim and

45. Eric Awesome Show."

46. >> (octaves lower) Hi. I'm

47. Eric Wareheim. How are you?

48. >> What's going on with your

49. voice?

50. >> Oh, nothing. Just went

51. through puberty last night.

52. Feeling pretty good.

53. >> Puberty? It's a little early

54. for that I think.

55. >> No, my dad says I'm right on

56. time and actually you're

57. the one with the problem.

58. He was talking about you and

59. your family a lot last night.

60. How you guys are late.

61. Late with your house

62. payments, and late with...

63. Now I got these really cool

64. "pumples" going on and a

65. mustache. And the

66. icing on the cake is this fat

67. pube mess.

68. It's a whole forest of pubes

69. that I have down here and it's

70. thick.

71. And my dad says that it's A-OK.

72. >> I did have one hair growing

73. on my nipple,

74. but my mom made me cut it off.

75. >> It's greasy-

76. >> Well, anyway. I don't care

77. about that. Um... Do you wanna

78. come over this weekend to

79. play?

80. >> (laughs) No way!

81. Tim, I'm gonna be out

82. trolling for some tight slit

83. while you're here playing.

84. I'm really gonna try to push

85. my "mushroom" through this

86. thick forest and show it off.

87. >> I'm not gonna sit here and

88. play with you,

89. you ****.

90. >> Well, I wish I was also going

91. through puberty,

92. but unfortunately I'm still

93. a boy and will not be graduating

94. to puberty any time soon.

95. Hopefully.

96. >> I love spending time with

97. you, Son.

98. >> Hey, Dad. When am I gonna

99. turn into a man?

100. >> You're a hard green tomato.

101. And you're gonna ripen from a

102. green tomato to a red,

103. hairy tomato.

104. >> (lower voice) You don't know

105. what you're talking about,

106. Daddy!

107. >> Yes, uh... Oh, yes I do.

108. And I made a song to teach you

109. this lesson about puberty.

110. >> ♪ Puberty!

111. Makes me fall in love sexually

112. I have no hair on me

113. >> Puberty!

114. Pu-pu-pu-pu-puberty!

115. Pu-pu-pu-pupuberty!

116. Pu-pu-pu-pu-puberty!

117. Pu-pu-pu-pu-puberty!

118. Pu-pu-pu-p upuberty!

119. >> Hello, I'm Will Grello.

120. And welcome

121. to "Fortin' With Will."

122. I'd like to welcome these

123. children.

124. None of them are my own. Let's

125. talk about forts.

126. Couch forts.

127. >> You know, as a child things

128. are not always rosy.

129. I think we can agree on that.

130. 'Cause you might have somebody

131. that's like my father!

132. "DON'T FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!

133. I WANT YOU TO LEAVE THOSE

134. LOGS IN THERE FOR ME TO

135. INSPECT!

136. I wanna see them...

137. "I wanna see what you've done."

138. >> (still as his dad)

139. "YOU WENT OUT AND YOU GOT ICE

140. CREAM!

141. AND YOU DIDN'T GET ME ICE

142. CREAM!"

143. I thought you were away on a

144. business trip.

145. "WELL, I CAME BACK EARLY!

146. YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN MY SCHEDULE!

147. YOU SHOULD'VE CHECKED FOR

148. RESCHEDULING!"

149. Excuse me. When I think about

150. my father sometimes there is an

151. involuntary release of urine.

152. I wet my pants. I'm gonna need a

153. new pair of pants.

154. >> ("Fortin'" music fades up)

155. >> I need a new pair of pants.

156. >> Hey, stay tuned for more

157. hilarious bits on

158. "Tim and Eric..."

159. "... Awesome..."

160. >> You gotta let me do my part.

161. >> DIRECTOR: Cut!

162. That's a wrap on the day.

163. >> That's it?

164. >> You sure you got that?

165. >> Thanks everybody!

166. >> All right.

167. >> All right. I'm gonna go out

168. and pound some "beav, "

169. so, um... have fun with your

170. toys.

171. >> See ya', loser.

172. >> (sighs) I guess I'll go play

173. with myself.

174. >> (audience laughs)

175. >> (Sad music plays)

176. like my friend Eric is

177. Big tufts of pubic hair

178. coming out of my shorts

179. Oh, puberty,

180. why don't you come to me?

181. And I will make love

182. to every kind of woman...

183. >> Hey, how's it going?

184. Cinco Man Shake! CINCO CINCO!

185. MAN

186. SHAKE! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

187. >> BODY BUILDER: (puny voice)

188. Go from looking like this—

189. —to this!

190. Cinco Man Shake!

191. Yeah! Yeah! YEAAAAAH!

192. Jump start that puberty with Man

193. Shake. Oh, yeah!

194. Just add one cup of water

195. —and a fistful of your friend's

196. pubic hair-

197. Yeah! You are going to get a big

198. thick pube mound right on your

199. crotch! Oh, yeah! Girls are

200. gonna love your huge pube mound!

201. Yeah!

202. >> (Tim thinking) Sounds like a

203. plan to me.

204. >> Cinco Man Shake!

205. Thanks, Cinco!

206. >> Well, I guess I'm gonna have

207. to ask Eric for some

208. pubic hair.

209. >> (humming and chanting)

210. >> (screaming)

211. >> (screaming)

212. >> (screaming)

213. >> (clinking)

214. "GREAT JOB!"

215. >> Well, you'll come over and

216. I'll show you my mound and if

217. you wait a little bit

218. maybe my mushroom kinda will

219. present itself to you.

220. >> (knock at door)

221. >> Yes? Hello? Who is it?

222. >> Um... Hello. Yeah, it's me.

223. >> Hey, Tim.

224. >> Hey. Uh... I got great news.

225. I found a way to go through

226. puberty overnight.

227. >> Really?

228. >> Yep, so we can go out and

229. make love to all the women we

230. want!

231. >> That's great news, man.

232. >> All I need though is, um...

233. some of your pubic hair so-

234. >> Oh. I don't know, man. I got

235. a perfect mound going here. I

236. just... I

237. wouldn't want to lose any.

238. >> It'll grow back.

239. I mean you just...

240. >> I guess I could use a

241. "Mushroom Buddy." A way to

242. exploring those wet holes.

243. All right, Tim.

244. You can have some.

245. >> I brought my own scissors

246. and everything.

247. >> This is... is this okay?

248. >> Yeah.

249. >> Just this much.

250. >> Ouch! Just kidding.

251. >> All right. We'll just mix

252. it up.

253. >> Bottoms up.

254. >> (Eric almost barfs)

255. >> Just a little bit more left

256. to go and I'll be a man.

257. >> When I look at this thing,

258. what you've created is like...

259. LOOK AT THIS!

260. Bah! Nice Job NONE OF YOU!

261. You know what would happen if I

262. did that with my dad?

263. >> "THERE ARE HOLES IN MY

264. BELTS!

265. WHO PUT THESE HOLES IN MY

266. BELTS?"

267. Dad, it's a belt.

268. That's what happens.

269. People need to latch them up

270. through those holes.

271. "NOT IN MY BELTS!"

272. >> I wet my pants again! I need

273. some new pants.

274. Well, just have a bunch of

275. them ready for me. I need a

276. bunch of dry pants.

277. Gimme a towel, too, please.

278. Yeah, now.

279. >> ♪ Prance's pants's pants's

280. >> Well, that's our show.

281. Thanks for watching our

282. comedy segments and

283. short films.

284. >> (extremely low voice)

285. Thanks for watching our show.

286. We'll see you next time.

287. >> What happened, man?

288. >> (a little slurred)

289. I'm, uh... I'm a man. No... No

290. more puberty boy.

291. I'm a man with puberty.

292. >> What? I can't understand what

293. you're saying, dude.

294. >> I'm a man. I'm...

295. No more boy.

296. I'm a man.

297. >> I can't understand what

298. you're saying at all.

299. >> Oh, uh... My finger's wet.

300. Yeah.

301. >> Huge mound.

302. >> So, let's go get a nice piece

303. of stinky fish.

304. >> I really think you took it

305. too far.

306. >> (mumbling)

307. Tim and Eric Awesome Show!