Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x9

Directed by

Tom Leykis as Self • Karen O as Singer (voice) • Luis Accinelli as Cinco Supporter • Gabriel Alvarez as Cinco Supporter • Jan Braunstein as E-Trial Wife

A short film featuring the brothers Cinco; Mark (Tim) & Terry (Eric). During CincoCon, Terry is officially charged with the murder of his wife Lynn. The company rolls out their "E-Trial" software, which takes the place of an actual trial.

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1. AND FOR ALL YOU TECH GEEKS OUT THERE, IT'S FINALLY HERE.

2. CINCOCON HAS FINALLY COME TO TOWN.

3. MARK AND TERRY CINCO ARE COMING TO TOWN WITH WHAT THEY'RE

4. CALLING THEIR MOST GROUNDBREAKING PRODUCT EVER.

5. WHO DOESN'T HAVE ONE OF THEIR PRODUCTS?

6. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

7. I WAS JUST TALKING ON MY C-FONE HERE DURING THE COMMERCIAL.

8. I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THESE GUYS.

9. THEY — THEY'RE HEROES OF MINE.

10. I MEAN, THEY CAN BANG ANY BITCH THEY WANT.

11. THEY GET MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT.

12. THEY'VE GOT MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

13. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE THESE GUYS?

14. LET'S GO TO YOUR CALLS NOW.

15. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MARK AND TERRY CINCO, IN TOWN FOR

16. CINCOCON.

17. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TERRY AND

18. MARK CINC-O-O-O-O-O-O!

19. ALL RIGHT!

20. HOW IS EVERYBODY?

21. WHOO!

22. CAN I HEAR YOU SAY "CINCO"?

23. CINCO!

24. LET ME HEAR YOU SAY "CINCO"!

25. CINCO!

26. HO! CINCO!

27. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS STARTED.

28. NOW, AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, IT'S BEEN A HUGE COUPLE OF YEARS FOR

29. CINCO.

30. OUR TOY DIVISION INTRODUCED THE B'OWL, THE T'IRD, AND, OF

31. COURSE, THE B'OUGAR.

32. AND ON THE TECHNOLOGY SIDE, WE'VE INVENTED — YOU ALL

33. KNOW IT — THE C-FONE!

34. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE

35. C-FONE!

36. IT'S A GOOD PHONE.

37. IT'S A QUALITY PHONE.

38. ALL RIGHT, WELL, TONIGHT WE ARE HERE TO BRING YOU GUYS

39. SOME HUGE NEWS.

40. THE BIGGEST NEWS.

41. THIS MORNING, I GOT A CALL AND FOUND OUT THAT MY

42. BROTHER, TERRY, HERE HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY ACCUSED OF THE MURDER

43. OF HIS WIFE.

44. AND WHILE WE MOURN THE LOSS OF

45. LYNN AND WE'LL MISS HER, WE HERE AT CINCO LIKE TO TAKE LEMONS AND

46. TURN IT INTO LEMONADE!

47. THAT'S WHY WE'RE INTRODUCING THE

48. CINCO E-TRIAL.

49. E-TRIAL!

50. THE CINCO E-TRIAL SOFTWARE IS GOING TO HELP ACQUIT

51. MY BROTHER OF THE CRIME HE'S BEEN ACCUSED OF COMMITTING.

52. PLUS, NO JUDGES, NO LAWYERS, JUST A SIMPLE FUN INTERFACE.

53. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

54. RODGER?

55. THE LEGAL SYSTEM HAS NEVER BEEN SO EASY, THANKS

56. TO E-TRIAL FROM CINCO.

57. IT'S FUN!

58. JUST ENTER YOUR PLEA, CHOOSE AN E-JURY, AND SUBMIT YOUR

59. EVIDENCE.

60. THEN, SIT BACK AND WATCH AS E-TRIAL AUTOMATICALLY GENERATES

61. YOUR LEGALLY BINDING VERDICT.

62. AND THE BEST PART IS, E-TRIAL NEVER GETS IT WRONG.

63. But — but how do you win?

64. Well, it's whether you're found guilty or not guilty.

65. WELL, HOW DO YOU WIN?

66. WELL, WHAT YOU DO IS, YOU PICK YOUR EVIDENCE, THEN YOU

67. PICK THE JURORS.

68. YEAH, YEAH, BUT HOW DO YOU WIN?

69. E-TRIAL IS PERFECT FOR FRAUD, DIVORCE, ASSAULT,

70. RAPE, MURDER, TAX EVASION, PETTY LARCENY, DESTRUCTION OF

71. PROPERTY, AND MANY, MANY MORE.

72. I KNEW I DIDN'T START THAT FIRE.

73. I'M A MAN WHO'S A JUDGE, AND

74. I RECOMMEND E-TRIAL!

75. UH, I-I'M A RAPER.

76. IT COST ME TOO MUCH MONEY FOR DEFENSE, SO I HAD TO USE

77. E-TRIAL, AND I WAS FOUND GUILTY.

78. CINCO E-TRIAL.

79. TRY IT TODAY?

80. THANKS, CINCO.

81. THANKS, CINCO.

82. SO, THE KID'S WALKING AROUND THE CIRCUS GOING,

83. "WHERE'S MY MOMMY, WHERE'S MY MOMMY?"

84. THE WHOLE TIME, THE MOM'S UP IN THE FERRIS WHEEL, LOOKING DOWN,

85. GOING, "I DON'T CARE IF I EVER SEE THE KID AGAIN."

86. IT'S A JOKE, COME ON!

87. OH, MAN.

88. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.

89. WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO HERE, ALL RIGHT?

90. NOW, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THIS ONCE, AND YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH.

91. DID YOU KILL YOUR WIFE OUT THERE?

92. NO.

93. I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE.

94. THEN IT'S EASY — WE'LL USE THE CINCO E-TRIAL SOFTWARE.

95. I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

96. FIRST OF ALL, IT'S GREAT FOR BUSINESS.

97. THINK ABOUT THE PRESS IF THEY GET WIND OF THIS — HUGE STOCK

98. OPPORTUNITY.

99. PLUS, NO EXPENSIVE LAWYERS, NO JUDGES, NOBODY TELLING US WHAT

100. TO DO.

101. ALL WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE IS THE AMAZING TECHNOLOGY THAT

102. CINCO OFFERS IN ITS SOFTWARE.

103. YOU GOT TO TRUST ME HERE.

104. MARK, LISTEN, I KNOW E-TRIAL'S FUN AND EASY, AND IT'S

105. VIRTUALLY NO SETUP, BUT COME ON.

106. SHOULDN'T WE AT LEAST TALK TO MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS?

107. NO!

108. WE'RE NOT TALKING TO ANY MORE LAWYERS!

109. HE'S RIGHT, TERRY.

110. AND WE'VE COME TO THE CONSENSUS THAT E-TRIAL IS THE WAY TO GO.

111. TER, YOU GOT TO STOP THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF HERE FOR

112. A SECOND.

113. THE COMPANY'S AT STAKE!

114. THE FAMILY'S AT STAKE!

115. OKA-A-A-A-A-Y!

116. I'LL DO IT...

117. FOR THE CINCO FAMILY.

118. THANK YOU.

119. GEEZ.

120. IT'S LIKE PULLING TEETH FROM THIS GUY.

121. NOW, WE'RE ALL A LITTLE BIT STRESSED-OUT, AND I THINK WE ALL

122. OUGHT TO BLOW OFF A LITTLE STEAM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I

123. MEAN.

124. I THINK YOU AND I OUGHT TO GO OUT ON THE TOWN TONIGHT AND HAVE

125. OURSELVES A GOOD TIME.

126. JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS.

127. COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GET IN HERE.

128. COME ON, WE'RE GONNA BEAT THIS.

129. CINCO ON 3.

130. 1, 2, 3, CINCO!

131. [ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] YOU HAVING FUN, HUH?

132. GIVE ME A KISS.

133. MARK, COME ON OVER!

134. MARK, TAKE A SHOT OF US.

135. I GOT TO SHOW YOU THIS PICTURE.

136. CRY IT OUT, CRY IT OUT.

137. GET RID OF IT.

138. CRY IT OUT.

139. GET RID OF IT.

140. COME ON, DRINK IT!

141. YOU HAVING FUN, BRO?

142. TAKE THAT IN.

143. I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, BRO!

144. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DRUNK SINCE BUSINESS SCHOOL!

145. I KILLED

146. MY WIFE.

147. I KILLED MY WIFE.

148. I KILLED MY WIFE.

149. I KILLED MY WIFE.

150. TERRY, TERRY...

151. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

152. OH, GET THE PURSE.

153. JUST A TOUCH.

154. HE'S HAD ENOUGH ALREADY.

155. NOW GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN THERE, START WORKING ON THE

156. BILL.

157. THANKS, HON.

158. LISTEN, MARK, I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME OUT

159. WITH THIS WHOLE LYNN SITUATION.

160. YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.

161. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

162. I'M YOUR BIG BROTHER, HUH?

163. TELL YOU WHAT — TOMORROW MORNING, WE'LL GET UP REAL

164. EARLY, LOG ONTO THAT E-TRIAL, AND GET OVER THIS NIGHTMARE,

165. ALL RIGHT?

166. MIGHT WANT TO WASH UP FIRST THERE, BIG BROTHER.

167. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

168. YOU HAVE A LITTLE OF THAT GIRL'S BLOOD RIGHT BEHIND

169. YOUR EAR.

170. OH, DISGUSTING!

171. IT'S ALL OVER MY HAIR!

172. I'LL HAVE TO GO HOME AND

173. GET A SHAMPOO BATH.

174. YEAH, THIS IS THAT BITCH'S

175. BLOOD, FOR SURE.

176. CHECK, PLEASE!

177. ALL RIGHT, NOW WE'VE JUST GOT TO

178. PICK OUR E-JURY, AND WE'RE READY TO GO.

179. JUST SLIDE THEM UP HERE?

180. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

181. PICK, UH — SHE'S FINE.

182. THAT'S GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD.

183. YOU DON'T NEED THAT MANY.

184. ALL RIGHT, WHAT KIND OF EVIDENCE DO YOU HAVE THAT YOU DIDN'T KILL

185. YOUR WIFE?

186. UM, I DON'T KNOW.

187. I DON'T HAVE ANY EVIDENCE THAT I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE.

188. YOU HAVE NO PROOF?

189. WHEN I CAME HOME, SHE WAS IN THE POOL, SO NONE.

190. ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST JUST CLICK, UH, "NO EVIDENCE."

191. ARE YOU SURE?

192. YEAH, IT'S THE ONLY CHOICE YOU GOT, SO...

193. NO EVIDENCE.

194. YOU JUST HIT "DELIBERATE."

195. OKAY. HERE WE GO.

196. WAIT IT OUT, HERE.

197. COME ON! LET'S DO IT!

198. COME ON.

199. COME ON!

200. COME ON.

201. I'M HERE WITH YOU.

202. AH.

203. TERRY CINCO, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF YOUR

204. WIFE, LYNN CINCO.

205. WHAT'S GOING ON?

206. ALL RIGHT, JUST RELAX.

207. STEP AWAY, SIR.

208. I'M INNOCENT!

209. STEP AWAY.

210. I'M INNOCENT!

211. MARK!

212. WE GOT A TON OF BUGS HERE.

213. WELL, HERE'S A SHOCKER.

214. TERRY CINCO, THE CO-OWNER OF CINCO INCORPORATED, WELL, HE'S

215. BEEN CONVICTED OF THE MURDER OF HIS WIFE, LYNN.

216. AND GET THIS — HE WAS CONVICTED USING HIS OWN COMPANY'S E-TRIAL

217. SOFTWARE.

218. SO NOW MARK CINCO IS GONNA TAKE OVER THE WHOLE BALL OF WAX.

219. ALL THOSE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS NOW ARE GONNA BE HIS.

220. AND AS FOR LYNN, WELL, THAT WHORE GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO

221. HER.

222. LET'S GO TO YOUR CALLS.

223. LET'S FIND OUT IF YOU THINK THAT TERRY CINCO GOT A FAIR E-TRIAL.

224. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

225. I JUST WANT TO COME DOWN AND SEE MY LITTLE BROTHER GET

226. WHAT HE DESERVES.

227. YOU SET ME UP.

228. YOU SON OF A BITCH.

229. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?

230. YOU GOT THE BALLS TO ASK THAT QUESTION?

231. I found out, Terry.

232. SO, HERE'S THE PLAN — FIRST, I'M GONNA KILL YOU, GET

233. MY BROTHER'S SYMPATHY, AND WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED WITH THAT, I'M

234. GONNA STEAL THE COMPANY FROM HIM.

235. SOUNDS GOOD, HON.

236. I LOVE YOU.

237. YOU HEARD ALL OF THAT?

238. EVERY SINGLE WORD, BROTHER.

239. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

240. YOU DIDN'T THINK THOSE CHICKENS WOULD COME HOME TO

241. ROOST?

242. LISTEN, MARK.

243. BEEN DOING A LITTLE WORK HERE ON THE INSIDE.

244. THINK I CAME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW — CINCO SHUCKLES.

245. THEY'RE SHACKLES, BUT WHEN YOU SHAKE THEM AROUND, THEY MAKE

246. FUNNY NOISES LIKE FARTS AND DUCKS.

247. THE SHUCKLES!

248. IT'S LIKE, UH, HANDCUFFS...

249. FOR LEGS.

250. BUT IT MAKES IT FUN.

251. HEY, COME ON!

252. YEAH.

253. REMINDS ME OF THIS THING I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.

254. I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT — THE QUALL AND CHAIN.

255. IT'S JAMES QUALL ON THE BALL

256. INSTEAD OF "BALL."

257. YOU STILL GOT IT, BROTHER.

258. STILL GOT IT?

259. STILL GOT IT.

260. LISTEN, I SHOULD, UH, BE GETTING BACK TO THE OFFICE.

261. YOU TAKE IT EASY, ALL RIGHT?

262. I'LL COME BACK IN A COUPLE WEEKS AND CHECK UP ON YOU.

263. I LOVE YOU, BRO.

264. OKAY.