Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x9

Directed by

Tom Leykis as Self • Karen O as Singer (voice) • Luis Accinelli as Cinco Supporter • Gabriel Alvarez as Cinco Supporter • Jan Braunstein as E-Trial Wife

A short film featuring the brothers Cinco; Mark (Tim) & Terry (Eric). During CincoCon, Terry is officially charged with the murder of his wife Lynn. The company rolls out their "E-Trial" software, which takes the place of an actual trial.

Request examples:

!req Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x9 [02:32]
!req Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x9 [Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x9]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x9 [10-11]; !req Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x9 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. OUT THERE, IT'S FINALLY HERE.

2. TOWN.

3. TO TOWN WITH WHAT THEY'RE

4. GROUNDBREAKING PRODUCT EVER.

5. WHO DOESN'T HAVE ONE OF THEIR PRODUCTS?

6. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

7. HERE DURING THE COMMERCIAL.

8. I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THESE GUYS.

9. THEY — THEY'RE HEROES OF MINE.

10. I MEAN, THEY CAN BANG ANY BITCH THEY WANT.

11. SEAT.

12. THEY'VE GOT MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

13. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE THESE GUYS?

14. LET'S GO TO YOUR CALLS NOW.

15. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MARK AND TERRY CINCO, IN TOWN FOR

16. CINCOCON.

17. GENTLEMEN, TERRY AND

18. MARK CINC-O-O-O-O-O-O!

19. ALL RIGHT!

20. HOW IS EVERYBODY?

21. WHOO!

22. CAN I HEAR YOU SAY "CINCO"?

23. CINCO!

24. "CINCO"!

25. CINCO!

26. HO! CINCO!

27. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS STARTED.

28. NOW, AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, IT'S

29. CINCO.

30. B'OWL, THE T'IRD, AND, OF

31. COURSE, THE B'OUGAR.

32. SIDE, WE'VE INVENTED — YOU ALL

33. KNOW IT — THE C-FONE!

34. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE

35. C-FONE!

36. IT'S A GOOD PHONE.

37. IT'S A QUALITY PHONE.

38. ALL RIGHT, WELL, TONIGHT

39. SOME HUGE NEWS.

40. THE BIGGEST NEWS.

41. THIS MORNING, I GOT A

42. BROTHER, TERRY, HERE HAS BEEN

43. OF HIS WIFE.

44. LYNN AND WE'LL MISS HER, WE HERE

45. TURN IT INTO LEMONADE!

46. THAT'S WHY WE'RE INTRODUCING THE

47. CINCO E-TRIAL.

48. E-TRIAL!

49. MY BROTHER OF THE CRIME HE'S BEEN ACCUSED OF COMMITTING.

50. PLUS, NO JUDGES, NO LAWYERS, JUST A SIMPLE FUN INTERFACE.

51. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

52. RODGER?

53. HAS NEVER BEEN SO EASY, THANKS

54. TO E-TRIAL FROM CINCO.

55. IT'S FUN!

56. JUST ENTER YOUR PLEA, CHOOSE AN E-JURY, AND SUBMIT YOUR

57. EVIDENCE.

58. THEN, SIT BACK AND WATCH AS

59. YOUR LEGALLY BINDING VERDICT.

60. AND THE BEST PART IS, E-TRIAL NEVER GETS IT WRONG.

61. But — but how do you win?

62. Well, it's whether you're found guilty or not guilty.

63. WELL, HOW DO YOU WIN?

64. WELL, WHAT YOU DO IS, YOU PICK YOUR EVIDENCE, THEN YOU

65. PICK THE JURORS.

66. YEAH, YEAH, BUT HOW DO YOU WIN?

67. FOR FRAUD, DIVORCE, ASSAULT,

68. RAPE, MURDER, TAX EVASION, PETTY LARCENY, DESTRUCTION OF

69. PROPERTY, AND MANY, MANY MORE.

70. I KNEW I DIDN'T START THAT FIRE.

71. I'M A MAN WHO'S A JUDGE, AND

72. I RECOMMEND E-TRIAL!

73. UH, I-I'M A RAPER.

74. DEFENSE, SO I HAD TO USE

75. E-TRIAL, AND I WAS FOUND GUILTY.

76. CINCO E-TRIAL.

77. TRY IT TODAY?

78. THANKS, CINCO.

79. THANKS, CINCO.

80. SO, THE KID'S WALKING AROUND THE CIRCUS GOING,

81. "WHERE'S MY MOMMY, WHERE'S MY MOMMY?"

82. THE WHOLE TIME, THE MOM'S UP IN THE FERRIS WHEEL, LOOKING DOWN,

83. GOING, "I DON'T CARE IF I EVER SEE THE KID AGAIN."

84. IT'S A JOKE, COME ON!

85. OH, MAN.

86. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.

87. WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO HERE, ALL RIGHT?

88. NOW, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THIS ONCE, AND YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH.

89. THERE?

90. NO.

91. I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE.

92. THEN IT'S EASY — WE'LL USE THE CINCO E-TRIAL SOFTWARE.

93. I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

94. FIRST OF ALL, IT'S GREAT FOR BUSINESS.

95. OPPORTUNITY.

96. PLUS, NO EXPENSIVE LAWYERS, NO JUDGES, NOBODY TELLING US WHAT

97. TO DO.

98. ALL WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE IS

99. CINCO OFFERS IN ITS SOFTWARE.

100. YOU GOT TO TRUST ME HERE.

101. MARK, LISTEN, I KNOW E-TRIAL'S FUN AND EASY, AND IT'S

102. VIRTUALLY NO SETUP, BUT COME ON.

103. SHOULDN'T WE AT LEAST TALK TO MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS?

104. NO!

105. WE'RE NOT TALKING TO ANY MORE LAWYERS!

106. HE'S RIGHT, TERRY.

107. AND WE'VE COME TO THE CONSENSUS THAT E-TRIAL IS THE WAY TO GO.

108. TER, YOU GOT TO STOP

109. A SECOND.

110. THE COMPANY'S AT STAKE!

111. THE FAMILY'S AT STAKE!

112. OKA-A-A-A-A-Y!

113. I'LL DO IT...

114. FOR THE CINCO FAMILY.

115. THANK YOU.

116. GEEZ.

117. IT'S LIKE PULLING TEETH FROM THIS GUY.

118. NOW, WE'RE ALL A LITTLE BIT STRESSED-OUT, AND I THINK WE ALL

119. STEAM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I

120. MEAN.

121. OURSELVES A GOOD TIME.

122. JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS.

123. COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GET IN HERE.

124. COME ON, WE'RE GONNA BEAT THIS.

125. CINCO ON 3.

126. 1, 2, 3, CINCO!

127. YOU HAVING FUN, HUH?

128. GIVE ME A KISS.

129. MARK, COME ON OVER!

130. MARK, TAKE A SHOT OF US.

131. PICTURE.

132. CRY IT OUT, CRY IT OUT.

133. GET RID OF IT.

134. CRY IT OUT.

135. GET RID OF IT.

136. COME ON, DRINK IT!

137. YOU HAVING FUN, BRO?

138. TAKE THAT IN.

139. I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, BRO!

140. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DRUNK SINCE BUSINESS SCHOOL!

141. MY WIFE.

142. I KILLED MY WIFE.

143. I KILLED MY WIFE.

144. I KILLED MY WIFE.

145. TERRY, TERRY...

146. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

147. OH, GET THE PURSE.

148. JUST A TOUCH.

149. HE'S HAD ENOUGH ALREADY.

150. THERE, START WORKING ON THE

151. BILL.

152. THANKS, HON.

153. LISTEN, MARK, I JUST WANT TO

154. WITH THIS WHOLE LYNN SITUATION.

155. YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.

156. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

157. I'M YOUR BIG BROTHER, HUH?

158. MORNING, WE'LL GET UP REAL

159. EARLY, LOG ONTO THAT E-TRIAL, AND GET OVER THIS NIGHTMARE,

160. ALL RIGHT?

161. FIRST THERE, BIG BROTHER.

162. ABOUT?

163. THAT GIRL'S BLOOD RIGHT BEHIND

164. YOUR EAR.

165. OH, DISGUSTING!

166. IT'S ALL OVER MY HAIR!

167. I'LL HAVE TO GO HOME AND

168. GET A SHAMPOO BATH.

169. YEAH, THIS IS THAT BITCH'S

170. BLOOD, FOR SURE.

171. CHECK, PLEASE!

172. ALL RIGHT, NOW WE'VE JUST GOT TO

173. PICK OUR E-JURY, AND WE'RE READY TO GO.

174. HERE?

175. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

176. PICK, UH — SHE'S FINE.

177. THAT'S GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD.

178. YOU DON'T NEED THAT MANY.

179. ALL RIGHT, WHAT KIND OF EVIDENCE DO YOU HAVE THAT YOU DIDN'T KILL

180. YOUR WIFE?

181. UM, I DON'T KNOW.

182. I DON'T HAVE ANY EVIDENCE THAT I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE.

183. YOU HAVE NO PROOF?

184. WHEN I CAME HOME, SHE WAS IN THE POOL, SO NONE.

185. ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST JUST CLICK, UH, "NO EVIDENCE."

186. ARE YOU SURE?

187. YEAH, IT'S THE ONLY CHOICE YOU GOT, SO...

188. NO EVIDENCE.

189. "DELIBERATE."

190. OKAY. HERE WE GO.

191. WAIT IT OUT, HERE.

192. COME ON! LET'S DO IT!

193. COME ON.

194. COME ON!

195. COME ON.

196. I'M HERE WITH YOU.

197. AH.

198. TERRY CINCO, YOU'RE UNDER

199. WIFE, LYNN CINCO.

200. WHAT'S GOING ON?

201. ALL RIGHT, JUST RELAX.

202. STEP AWAY, SIR.

203. I'M INNOCENT!

204. STEP AWAY.

205. I'M INNOCENT!

206. MARK!

207. HERE.

208. WELL, HERE'S A SHOCKER.

209. TERRY CINCO, THE CO-OWNER OF CINCO INCORPORATED, WELL, HE'S

210. HIS WIFE, LYNN.

211. USING HIS OWN COMPANY'S E-TRIAL

212. SOFTWARE.

213. OVER THE WHOLE BALL OF WAX.

214. NOW ARE GONNA BE HIS.

215. AND AS FOR LYNN, WELL, THAT

216. HER.

217. LET'S GO TO YOUR CALLS.

218. LET'S FIND OUT IF YOU THINK THAT TERRY CINCO GOT A FAIR E-TRIAL.

219. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

220. WHAT HE DESERVES.

221. YOU SET ME UP.

222. YOU SON OF A BITCH.

223. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?

224. THAT QUESTION?

225. I found out, Terry.

226. SO, HERE'S THE PLAN — FIRST, I'M GONNA KILL YOU, GET

227. MY BROTHER'S SYMPATHY, AND WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED WITH THAT, I'M

228. HIM.

229. SOUNDS GOOD, HON.

230. I LOVE YOU.

231. YOU HEARD ALL OF THAT?

232. EVERY SINGLE WORD, BROTHER.

233. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

234. YOU DIDN'T THINK THOSE

235. ROOST?

236. LISTEN, MARK.

237. THE INSIDE.

238. NEW — CINCO SHUCKLES.

239. THEY'RE SHACKLES, BUT WHEN YOU SHAKE THEM AROUND, THEY MAKE

240. DUCKS.

241. THE SHUCKLES!

242. IT'S LIKE, UH, HANDCUFFS...

243. FOR LEGS.

244. BUT IT MAKES IT FUN.

245. HEY, COME ON!

246. YEAH.

247. THING I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.

248. I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT — THE QUALL AND CHAIN.

249. IT'S JAMES QUALL ON THE BALL

250. INSTEAD OF "BALL."

251. YOU STILL GOT IT, BROTHER.

252. STILL GOT IT?

253. STILL GOT IT.

254. LISTEN, I SHOULD, UH, BE GETTING BACK TO THE OFFICE.

255. YOU TAKE IT EASY, ALL RIGHT?

256. I'LL COME BACK IN A COUPLE WEEKS AND CHECK UP ON YOU.

257. I LOVE YOU, BRO.

258. OKAY.