Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x7

Directed by

Michael Ian Black as Self • Allison Bell as Girl • Jordan Grncarevski as Boy • Wyatt Hough as Boy • Devon Komar as Girl

Ben Hur hosts The Ben Hur Show Awesome. Includes a commercial for FreeRealEstateForJim.biz, a Kid Break about bloody nipples, Channel 5 Presents The Human Body with Dr. Steve Brule, Tim and Eric both want to be President during a press conference, "White Boys", Michael Ian Black Focus on Comedy with guests Tim and Eric, and an ad for The Best of Pusswhip Banggang album.

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1. IT'S FREE.

2. REAL ESTATE.

3. WE'RE GIVING YOU LAND.

4. IT'S FREE.

5. WE'RE GIVING YOU A HOUSE.

6. IT'S REAL ESTATE. FREE.

7. IT'S A FREE HOUSE FOR YOU, JIM.

8. THIS IS FREE REAL ESTATE.

9. WELL, YOU GOT TO BRING FURNITURE, BUT THE HOUSE IS

10. FREE.

11. TWO BEDROOMS. NO RUGS.

12. IT'S FREE.

13. YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR TO YOUR FREE HOUSE.

14. WE GOT YOU THE REAL ESTATE.

15. IT'S A 2-BEDROOM HOUSE.

16. IT'S FREE.

17. IT'S GOT A POOL IN THE BACK.

18. I'M NOT CARRYING THIS AROUND ALL DAY.

19. HOUSE.

20. FREE REAL ESTATE.

21. I'LL PEE IN MY PANTS.

22. JIM, COME GET YOUR DAMN LAND.

23. IT'S A FREE HOUSE!

24. JIM, I GOT REAL ESTATE.

25. JIM, DOES IT GET BETTER THAN THIS?

26. JIM.

27. THE HOUSE IS FREE!

28. JIM.

29. THE HOUSE IS FREE!

30. IT'S A FREE HOUSE.

31. It's free real estate.

32. HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "BEN HUR SHOW — AWESOME."

33. UM, I HAVE SOME VIDEO IN MY MIND TO SHOW YOU.

34. HA!

35. YEAH! WHAT UP?

36. SMOKE DA CRACK.

37. FRESH. DICK.

38. GET HIGH IN DA HOUGH-HOUSE.

39. DOESN'T TOUCH YOUR NIPS? ♪ MAYBE JUST GET A SHIRT WITH

40. HOLES IN IT AND LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS.

41. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE WITH THAT PROBLEM.

42. WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR BEFORE

43. SINGING A SONG ABOUT IT?

44. BLOP, BLOODY NIPS ♪ ♪ NOBODY WANTS MY BLOODY NIPS

45. YOU KNOW, A BOY YOUR AGE SHOULDN'T REALLY HAVE

46. SENSITIVE NIPPLES LIKE THAT.

47. IT'S REALLY A — A GIRL'S PROBLEM.

48. I THINK I WANT TO QUIT THIS BAND.

49. THIS IS A SONG ABOUT A WOMAN'S PROBLEM, AND IT'S DISGUSTING.

50. Dr. EVERYONE'S GOT A BODY, RIGHT?

51. WE'RE ALL THE SAME WITH SOME SMALL DIFFERENCES.

52. LETS U-USE MY BODY FOR AN EXAMPLE.

53. WILL YOU HOLD ONTO THAT?

54. THERE'S FOUR MAJOR PARTS OF THE BODY.

55. THE FIRST PART IS CLOTHES.

56. THAT'S THE PROTECTIVE SHELL OF THE BODY.

57. SO WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TAKE OFF THE CLOTHES?

58. THE HUMAN BODY IS A PLAYGROUND.

59. SO WHAT'S THE NEXT LAYER OF THE BODY?

60. WELL...

61. HOLD ON.

62. IT'S HARD TO TAKE YOUR BODY OFF.

63. LOOK AT THAT.

64. WHAT IS IN EVERY BODY?

65. SOME MUSS-KULLS.

66. THESE ARE THE BONES.

67. THIS IS THE ONLY PART OF YOUR BODY THAT NEEDS BONES IS THE

68. CENTER PART, BECAUSE YOUR LEGS HAVE MUSCLES TO MOVE AROUND.

69. THEY DON'T NEED BONES.

70. LOOK.

71. YOUR BODY IS LIKE A PRESENT.

72. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU GOT TO UNWRAP IT AND SAY, "WHAT'D I

73. GET?"

74. THIS IS WHERE YOUR TEETH COME FROM.

75. EXCUSE ME.

76. THAT'S IT.

77. LET'S DANCE.

78. WANT TO DANCE?

79. NO?

80. BRULE.

81. GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.

82. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

83. TIM AND ERIC ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

84. I'M TIM HEIDECKER, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, AND MY RUNNING MATE

85. WILL BE ERIC WAREHEIM.

86. THANK YOU SO MUCH,

87. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

88. LET'S FLIP IT UP.

89. ERIC WAREHEIM — PRESIDENT.

90. AND TIM HEIDECKER, IN A SMALLER FONT — IN JOKERMAN FONT —

91. TIM HEIDECKER — VICE PRESIDENT.

92. QUICK CORRECTION ON THAT.

93. UM, APPRECIATE YOUR STATEMENT.

94. THANK YOU.

95. I WANT TO JUST ADD TO THAT.

96. THAT'LL BE TIM HEIDECKER, PRESIDENT, AND ERIC WAREHEIMER

97. AS THE VISS PRESIDENT.

98. IF I COULD JUST MAKE AN AMENDMENT ON THAT.

99. TIM HEIDECKER, PRESIDENT WITH A VICE — YOU KNOW, WITH THE VICE

100. INCLUDED — AND ERIC WAREHEIM WITH NO VICE.

101. IT'S A FULL PRESIDENT.

102. TIM HEIDECKER RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

103. BEST, UH — 1st PLACE.

104. 2nd PLACE WILL BE RICK HEINEGEBER.

105. I'M THE NUMBER-ONE DOG.

106. ERIC WAREHEIM FOR PRESIDENT, AND MY SIDEKICK, MY LITTLE MAN,

107. TIM HEIDECKER IS V.P., VICE PRESIDENT — SMALLER.

108. HERE IT COMES.

109. NO, NO.

110. OKAY.

111. NO, NO.

112. NO, DO THIS.

113. [ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ] MICROSCOPE.

114. MICROSCOPE.

115. MICROSCOPE.

116. MICROSCOPE.

117. HI. WELCOME TO "MICHAEL IAN BLACK: FOCUS ON

118. COMEDY."

119. I'M MICHAEL IAN BLACK.

120. JOINING ME TODAY, TIM AND ERIC.

121. TIM.

122. I'M ERIC.

123. GOOD STUFF.

124. GOOD STUFF.

125. SO TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE SHOW.

126. WELL, IT'S A, UM, COMEDY SHOW.

127. RIGHT.

128. LET ME ASK YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW

129. PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW THIS...

130. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ON WHEN YOU WRITE THAT STUFF?

131. WELL, WE DO PARTAKE.

132. YEAH.

133. I GET MARIJUANO, AND I ROLL IT UP IN A CIGARETTE AND

134. SMOKE IT WITH ERIC.

135. THAT'S AWESOME.

136. ONE TIME OVER THE WEEKEND, TIM AND I WERE WRITING

137. A BIT, AND MY EYES GOT BUGGED OUT.

138. [ BOING! CLANG! ] I'M FREAKING OUT LOOKING AT

139. THAT.

140. YEAH.

141. AND WHERE CAN WE SEE THIS SHOW?

142. IT'S A LATE-NIGHT COMEDY SHOW, AND IT'S ON THE

143. CARTOON NETWORK, BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY A LIVE-ACTION SHOW.

144. AND IT'S — WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,

145. WAIT.

146. GO BACK.

147. IT'S NOT LIKE AT 11:00.

148. IT'S ACTUALLY ON THE QUARTER HOUR, ON THE 15.

149. SO WHEN YOU SET UP YOUR DVR, SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO ACTUALLY

150. CATCH THE SHOW.

151. WHAT?

152. HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE,

153. HEE-HEE.

154. HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE.

155. HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE.

156. WELL, THIS HAS BEEN "MICHAEL IAN BLACK: FOCUS ON

157. COMEDY."

158. I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS, TIM AND ERIC, FROM "TIM AND ERIC

159. GREAT JOB!" NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS.

160. PLEASURE TO BE HERE.

161. BE HERE.

162. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

163. OOPS.

164. I ALMOST FORGOT THIS ONE.

165. OOH.

166. [ POP! ] IT'S "THE BEST OF PUSSWHIP

167. BANGGANG."

168. THERE'S THE CAJUN SOUND OF "JAMBALAYA"...

169. "FUDGE MAN"...

170. ♪ KISS ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU.

171. ♪ KISS ME TWICE ♪ LET'S PARTY

172. "DON'T CALL ME UNCLE"...

173. ♪ DON'T CALL ME UNCLE ♪ NO, DON'T CALL ME UNCLE,

174. BROTHER ♪ ♪ DON'T CALL ME UNCLE

175. LOCAL SHOP"...

176. "FLIP YOU THE BIRD."

177. ♪ FLIP YOU THE BIRD ♪ FLIP YOU THE BIRD

178. ALL THE GREATEST HITS ON ONE CASSETTE TAPE.

179. BUY YOURS NOW.

180. THANK YOU.

181. THANK YOU.

182. TIM'S A 'TUTE MAN.

183. THAT MEANS PROSTITUTES ALL THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, EVEN IN

184. HIGH SCHOOL IN HIS OWN PARENT'S HOUSE.

185. THAT'S WHY HE'LL NEVER BE PRESIDENT.

186. ERIC WAREHEIM — FULL PRESIDENT.

187. RICK WAREHEIMER WEARS A STRAW HAT AT HOME IN HIS HOUSE.

188. HE GOES OUTSIDE WITHOUT THE HAT, BUT IF YOU SEE HIM IN HIS HOUSE,

189. HE DOES WEAR A SMALL STRAW HAT.

190. TIM HEIDECKER DOESN'T EAT ANY CASHEWS OR ALMONDS OR

191. ANY TYPE OF PENIS.

192. AAAAHHHHHH!

193. OOPS.

194. IT'S TIME TO GET MY VIDEO BACK.