1. IT'S "BRULE'S RULES," WITH
CHANNEL 5's DR. STEVE BRULE.
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2. Dr. YOU EVER HAVE A
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3. GETTING SQUASHED OR SPOILED?
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4. KEEP THEM OUTSIDE, UNLESS IT'S
SUMMERTIME.
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5. THEN YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK, PAL.
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6. AH!
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7. HEY, BRO, YOU LOSE
SOMETHING?
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8. THEY'RE CALLED DEVIL
STICKS.
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9. ANYBODY CAN USE THEM.
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10. OOH!
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11. PEACE.
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12. YO, MAN, I'M ERIC.
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13. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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14. WELL, PEOPLE AROUND HERE
CALL ME "Q," YOU KNOW?
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15. LIKE THE LETTER IN THE ALPHABET.
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16. HEY, LISTEN, MAN, I'M
STARTING THIS NEW WEBSITE,
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17. timanderic.com, AND IT'S JUST AN
UPSTART, AND WE'RE JUST KIND OF
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18. INCUBATING SOME IDEAS.
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19. YOU'RE POSSIBLY THE MOST
CREATIVE GUY I'VE EVER MET.
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20. HEY, MAN, MY PARTY,
YOU'RE INVITED.
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21. I'M JUST WONDERING IF
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22. WORK SOME STUFF OUT WITH US.
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23. WEBSITE, YEAH.
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24. JUST ONE THING.
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25. NAME TO TIM?
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26. "timanderic".
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27. COME ON, Q.
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28. COME ON, Q.
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29. YOU GOT IT, BRO.
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30. ALL RIGHT, BRO.
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31. THANK YOU, BRO.
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32. THANK YOU, BRO.
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33. THANK YOU, BRO.
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34. AAH!
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35. BOUNCE ♪
♪ I'LL MAKE YOUR BUB-BUBS
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36. BOUNCE ♪
LET'S GO!
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37. BOUNCE ♪
LET'S GO!
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38. WHOO!
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39. ON THE WAY BACK, I WANT
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40. PAINT, AND I WANT YOU TO PAINT
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41. DIAMONDS, LIKE ON THE BACK OF
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42. TRUCKS, THAT SILVER LOOK, JUST
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43. SLEEK, AND IF IT WORKS —
DING-DONG.
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44. HEY, TIM.
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45. THANKS FOR COMING.
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46. HEY, EVERYONE, I WANT TO
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47. INTRODUCE YOU TO TIM HEIDECKER.
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48. HE'S GONNA BE OUR NEW IDEA MAN.
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49. TIM, I WANT YOU TO MEET
TIM BIRCH OVER HERE.
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50. HE'S OUR MARKETING WIZ.
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51. THIS IS TIM FUIRTIGUR.
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52. HE DOES A LOT OF WORK WITH JPEGs
AND GRAPHICS.
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53. AND THIS IS TIM KIMBLE,
"THE MAN," BACK HERE.
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54. TIM, IT'S ALL YOURS, BUDDY.
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55. HEY, THANKS.
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56. TAKE THIS.
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57. MATTHEW, PLEASE COME
BACK HERE.
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58. WHO ARE WE?
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59. AND I'D LIKE TO START WITH A
SIMPLE BRAINSTORMING EXERCISE,
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60. AND I THINK YOU'LL PICK UP ON
THIS QUICKLY.
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61. PIZZA.
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62. GO AHEAD, TIM.
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63. SPORTS.
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64. GOOD.
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65. GUESTBOOK.
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66. COMICS JUST FOR MEN.
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67. SAD POEMS.
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68. GOOD.
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69. ONLINE?
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70. FISTING.
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71. BURGER TOPPINGS.
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72. VERY GOOD.
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73. FUNNY VIRAL VIDEOS?
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74. DAMN IT, MATTHEW!
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75. MM, BOY.
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76. TIM, I'M REALLY SORRY.
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77. IT'S MY WIFE'S SON, AND I HAVE
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78. AT WORK.
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79. WE'LL TRY TO GET BACK TO
SQUARE ONE.
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80. VIRTUAL ZOOS.
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81. I LIKE THAT.
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82. I LIKE PICTURES OF ANIMALS.
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83. VIRTUAL ZOO?
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84. VIRTUAL ZOOS.
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85. VIRTUAL ZOO.
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86. VIRTUAL ZOOS.
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87. VIRTUAL ZOO.
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88. VIRTUAL ZOO.
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89. VIRTUAL ZOO.
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90. VIRTUAL ZOO!
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91. VIRTUAL ZOO! VIRTUAL ZOO!
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92. VIRTUAL ZOO! VIRTUAL ZOO!
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93. VIRTUAL ZOO! VIRTUAL ZOO!
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94. VIRTUAL ZOO! VIRTUAL ZOO!
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95. VIRTUAL ZOO! VIRTUAL ZOO!
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96. YOU KNOW WHAT, TIM?
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97. THERE'S ALREADY A SITE —
e-zoos.biz.
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98. I'M SORRY.
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99. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD.
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100. JAN & WAYNE SKYLAR.
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101. HEY, JAN, HOW DO YOU
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102. ACTUALLY REALLY ROUND?
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103. SCIENCE!
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104. KNOW THAT I'M INCAPABLE OF
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105. HAVING CHILDREN.
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106. WELL, THANK YOU FOR
THAT, JAN.
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107. VAGINA WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
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108. SUPPORT A LIVE BIRTH, SO...
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109. DOCTOR...
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110. STEVE BRULE.
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111. HI, DOCTOR.
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112. HEY, DR. STEVE.
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113. Dr. HEY, WAYNE.
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114. IT'S PRETTY CONFUSING IN THIS
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115. HECK PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT,
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116. ABOUT SCIENCE.
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117. OH.
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118. Dr. AND SCIENTIFIC
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119. PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT.
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120. HERE WE GO.
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121. THIS IS AN EMOTIONALIZER.
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122. WAYNE, THIS IS LIVE WIRES.
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123. CAREFUL NOW, JAN.
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124. Dr. WHO WANTS TO BE
THE FIRST GUINEA PIG?
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125. I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP.
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126. HOW DOES IT WORK?
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127. Dr. YOU GOT TO TAKE
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128. SOME SKIN CONTACT.
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129. OH, ALL RIGHT.
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130. I DON'T THINK SO, GUYS,
NO.
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131. HOLD THIS.
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132. Dr. OOH, WAZZA WAZZA
HAZZA WAZZA.
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133. Dr. OKAY, FIRST, I
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134. ARTERIES.
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135. OKAY. OW!
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136. NOW, DR. STEVE, ARE YOU
SURE THIS IS SAFE FOR JAN?
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137. Dr. THIS IS NICE SOFT
SKIN ON THIS GUINEA PIG.
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138. CLEAR YOUR MIND JUST...
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139. WHATEVER I'M FEELING.
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140. Dr. ... LET IT FLOW.
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141. OW!
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142. Dr. YOU FEEL A TINGLE?
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143. OH, YEAH.
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144. Dr.
I'M JUST ADDING TO THE TINGLE
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145. PARTS SO THAT IT WOULD TINGLE.
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146. ARE YOU OKAY?
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147. SOMETHING'S HAPPENING
HERE.
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148. WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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149. HORNY.
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150. OOP. STEVE.
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151. Dr. WAYNE, YOU CAN'T
BE HERE 'CAUSE YOU'RE THROWIN'
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152. OFF THE READINGS.
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153. I CAN'T TELL WHAT THE HECK SHE'S
FEELING.
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154. IT'S THE WAY I FEEL
ABOUT WAYNE.
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155. THAT'S WHY IT'S SAYING THAT,
"HORNY."
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156. ALL RIGHT, I'LL STEP
OFF.
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157. Dr. YOU STEP OVER
THERE.
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158. GET A REGULAR READING.
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159. LET'S TRY IT NOW.
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160. "HORNIER."
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161. Dr. HUP!
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162. WHY THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?
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163. WELL, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK.
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164. Dr. IT'S STILL
"HORNY."
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165. CAN WE TURN IT OFF,
MIKE?
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166. AAH!
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167. AAH!
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168. OH, NO!
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169. AAH!
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170. SO, WE ON FOR BRUNCH
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171. TOMORROW?
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172. NO, MAN, I CAN'T.
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173. I GOT THAT BIG JOB INTERVIEW.
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174. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FACE?
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175. I DON'T KNOW.
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176. I'M BALD. I GOT NO BEARD.
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177. I LOOK RIDICULOUS.
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178. DECORATIONS?
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179. NO.
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180. GOT TO HAVE IT.
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181. IT'S THE CINCO MOUTH
DECORATOR!
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182. AND DECORATIONS!
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183. STONES.
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184. AND APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FACE.
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185. NOW IT'S TIME TO BAKE YOUR FACE
AND LET THAT GLUE SET.
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186. AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE CINCO
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187. POWER RUBY, FOR THAT EXTRA BIT
OF FLAIR.
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188. HEY, KELLY, WE NEED ONE MORE.
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189. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
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190. COME ON IN.
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191. CAN'T, GUYS.
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192. I'M WORKING.
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193. I GOT THAT JOB.
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194. SAID HE'S GOT TO WORK.
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195. OKAY, LET'S PLAY.
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196. MOUTH DECORATOR.
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197. AND NOW AVAILABLE, CINCO
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198. DECORATIONS.
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199. THANK YOU, CINCO.
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200. THE SITE LOOKS AMAZING.
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201. NOT NOW.
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202. GUYS, EVERYONE GATHER AROUND.
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203. WE ARE ABOUT 20 SECONDS AWAY
FROM THE LAUNCH.
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204. I WANT TO THANK ALL THE TIMS, OF
COURSE, FOR PUTTING THIS
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205. WONDERFUL SITE TOGETHER.
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206. HERE, HERE, AND TO YOU.
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207. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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208. MATTHEW, AFTER YOU.
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209. 10, 9, 8, 7...
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210. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
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211. HEY, IT WORKS BETTER
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212. THAN THE BETA SITE, HUH?
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213. OH, THE WEATHER WAS A
GREAT IDEA TO PUT IN THERE.
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214. THIS IS PERFECT.
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215. TIM, CHECK THIS OUT.
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216. WHAT IS GOING ON?
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217. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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218. DON'T HIT "OKAY."
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219. DON'T HIT "OKAY"!
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220. OH, MY GOD.
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221. GO IN THE SERVER.
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222. OH, NO.
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223. TIM, RESTART!
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224. I'M TRYING, ERIC!
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225. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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226. IT'S GONE.
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227. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S
GONE?
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228. I MEAN IT'S GONE!
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229. THEY HACKED THE WHOLE SITE, MAN!
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230. WE WERE WIDE OPEN.
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231. OH, THEY'RE CLEVER.
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232. WENT RIGHT IN THE BACK DOOR.
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233. IT'S ALL GONE, MATT.
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234. IT'S SOME KIND OF VIRUS FROM
CHINA, MAYBE.
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235. DAMN IT!
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236. WE'RE HACKED.
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237. 10, 9, 8, 7...
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238. 6, 5, 4...
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239. 3, 2, 1.
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