1. IT'S "BRULE'S RULES," WITH
CHANNEL 5's DR. STEVE BRULE.
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2. Dr. YOU EVER HAVE A
BIG PROBLEM TAKING CARE OF YOUR
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3. EGGS AND KEEPING THEM FROM
GETTING SQUASHED OR SPOILED?
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4. KEEP THEM OUTSIDE, UNLESS IT'S
SUMMERTIME.
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5. THEN YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK, PAL.
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6. AH!
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7. HEY, BRO, YOU LOSE
SOMETHING?
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8. THEY'RE CALLED DEVIL
STICKS.
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9. ANYBODY CAN USE THEM.
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10. OOH!
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11. PEACE.
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12. YO, MAN, I'M ERIC.
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13. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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14. WELL, PEOPLE AROUND HERE
CALL ME "Q," YOU KNOW?
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15. LIKE THE LETTER IN THE ALPHABET.
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16. HEY, LISTEN, MAN, I'M
STARTING THIS NEW WEBSITE,
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17. timanderic.com, AND IT'S JUST AN
UPSTART, AND WE'RE JUST KIND OF
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18. INCUBATING SOME IDEAS.
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19. YOU'RE POSSIBLY THE MOST
CREATIVE GUY I'VE EVER MET.
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20. HEY, MAN, MY PARTY,
YOU'RE INVITED.
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21. I'M JUST WONDERING IF
YOU WANT TO JOIN THE TEAM AND
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22. WORK SOME STUFF OUT WITH US.
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23. WEBSITE, YEAH.
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24. JUST ONE THING.
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25. WOULD YOU MIND CHANGING YOUR
NAME TO TIM?
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26. I ALREADY BOUGHT THE DOMAIN
"timanderic".
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27. COME ON, Q.
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28. COME ON, Q.
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29. YOU GOT IT, BRO.
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30. ALL RIGHT, BRO.
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31. THANK YOU, BRO.
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32. THANK YOU, BRO.
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33. THANK YOU, BRO.
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34. AAH!
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35. BOUNCE ♪
♪ I'LL MAKE YOUR BUB-BUBS
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36. BOUNCE ♪
LET'S GO!
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37. BOUNCE ♪
LET'S GO!
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38. WHOO!
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39. ON THE WAY BACK, I WANT
YOU TO PICK UP SOME SILVER
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40. PAINT, AND I WANT YOU TO PAINT
THE BOTTOM OF THE WATER COOLER
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41. AND ADD SOME OF THOSE SILVER
DIAMONDS, LIKE ON THE BACK OF
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42. TRUCKS, THAT SILVER LOOK, JUST
SO IT MAKES THE OFFICE LOOK
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43. SLEEK, AND IF IT WORKS —
DING-DONG.
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44. HEY, TIM.
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45. THANKS FOR COMING.
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46. HEY, EVERYONE, I WANT TO
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47. INTRODUCE YOU TO TIM HEIDECKER.
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48. HE'S GONNA BE OUR NEW IDEA MAN.
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49. TIM, I WANT YOU TO MEET
TIM BIRCH OVER HERE.
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50. HE'S OUR MARKETING WIZ.
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51. THIS IS TIM FUIRTIGUR.
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52. HE DOES A LOT OF WORK WITH JPEGs
AND GRAPHICS.
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53. AND THIS IS TIM KIMBLE,
"THE MAN," BACK HERE.
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54. TIM, IT'S ALL YOURS, BUDDY.
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55. HEY, THANKS.
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56. TAKE THIS.
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57. MATTHEW, PLEASE COME
BACK HERE.
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58. WHO ARE WE?
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59. AND I'D LIKE TO START WITH A
SIMPLE BRAINSTORMING EXERCISE,
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60. AND I THINK YOU'LL PICK UP ON
THIS QUICKLY.
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61. PIZZA.
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62. GO AHEAD, TIM.
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63. SPORTS.
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64. GOOD.
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65. GUESTBOOK.
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66. COMICS JUST FOR MEN.
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67. SAD POEMS.
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68. GOOD.
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69. A PLACE TO BUY PIEROGIS
ONLINE?
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70. FISTING.
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71. BURGER TOPPINGS.
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72. VERY GOOD.
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73. FUNNY VIRAL VIDEOS?
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74. DAMN IT, MATTHEW!
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75. MM, BOY.
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76. TIM, I'M REALLY SORRY.
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77. IT'S MY WIFE'S SON, AND I HAVE
TO PUT UP WITH THIS AT HOME AND
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78. AT WORK.
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79. WE'LL TRY TO GET BACK TO
SQUARE ONE.
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80. VIRTUAL ZOOS.
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81. I LIKE THAT.
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82. I LIKE PICTURES OF ANIMALS.
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83. VIRTUAL ZOO?
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84. VIRTUAL ZOOS.
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85. VIRTUAL ZOO.
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86. VIRTUAL ZOOS.
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87. VIRTUAL ZOO.
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88. VIRTUAL ZOO.
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89. VIRTUAL ZOO.
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90. VIRTUAL ZOO!
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91. VIRTUAL ZOO! VIRTUAL ZOO!
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92. VIRTUAL ZOO! VIRTUAL ZOO!
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93. VIRTUAL ZOO! VIRTUAL ZOO!
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94. VIRTUAL ZOO! VIRTUAL ZOO!
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95. VIRTUAL ZOO! VIRTUAL ZOO!
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96. YOU KNOW WHAT, TIM?
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97. THERE'S ALREADY A SITE —
e-zoos.biz.
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98. I'M SORRY.
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99. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD.
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100. AND NOW THE ONLY MARRIED NEWS
TEAM IN THE TRI-COUNTY AREA —
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101. JAN & WAYNE SKYLAR.
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102. HEY, JAN, HOW DO YOU
THINK WE KNOW THE EARTH IS
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103. ACTUALLY REALLY ROUND?
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104. SCIENCE!
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105. SCIENCE IS ALSO THE REASON WE
KNOW THAT I'M INCAPABLE OF
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106. HAVING CHILDREN.
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107. WELL, THANK YOU FOR
THAT, JAN.
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108. OUR DOCTOR SAID MY
VAGINA WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
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109. SUPPORT A LIVE BIRTH, SO...
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110. AND NOW WE HAVE A
SPECIAL REPORT ON SCIENCE AND
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111. TECHNOLOGY FROM OUR OWN
DOCTOR...
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112. STEVE BRULE.
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113. HI, DOCTOR.
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114. HEY, DR. STEVE.
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115. Dr. HEY, WAYNE.
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116. IT'S PRETTY CONFUSING IN THIS
DAY AND AGE TO TELL WHAT THE
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117. HECK PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT,
AND MY PIECE THIS WEEK IS ALL
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118. ABOUT SCIENCE.
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119. OH.
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120. Dr. AND SCIENTIFIC
WAYS TO KNOW WHAT THE HECK
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121. PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT.
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122. HERE WE GO.
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123. THIS IS AN EMOTIONALIZER.
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124. WAYNE, THIS IS LIVE WIRES.
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125. CAREFUL NOW, JAN.
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126. Dr. WHO WANTS TO BE
THE FIRST GUINEA PIG?
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127. I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP.
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128. HOW DOES IT WORK?
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129. Dr. YOU GOT TO TAKE
OFF SOME CLOTHES SO WE CAN GET
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130. SOME SKIN CONTACT.
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131. OH, ALL RIGHT.
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132. I DON'T THINK SO, GUYS,
NO.
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133. HOLD THIS.
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134. Dr. OOH, WAZZA WAZZA
HAZZA WAZZA.
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135. Dr. OKAY, FIRST, I
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136. HAVE TO PUT ON ALL THE VITAL
ARTERIES.
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137. OKAY. OW!
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138. NOW, DR. STEVE, ARE YOU
SURE THIS IS SAFE FOR JAN?
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139. Dr. THIS IS NICE SOFT
SKIN ON THIS GUINEA PIG.
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140. CLEAR YOUR MIND JUST...
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141. WHATEVER I'M FEELING.
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142. Dr. ... LET IT FLOW.
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143. OW!
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144. Dr. YOU FEEL A TINGLE?
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145. OH, YEAH.
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146. Dr.
I'M JUST ADDING TO THE TINGLE
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147. PARTS SO THAT IT WOULD TINGLE.
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148. ARE YOU OKAY?
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149. SOMETHING'S HAPPENING
HERE.
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150. WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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151. HORNY.
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152. OOP. STEVE.
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153. Dr. WAYNE, YOU CAN'T
BE HERE 'CAUSE YOU'RE THROWIN'
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154. OFF THE READINGS.
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155. I CAN'T TELL WHAT THE HECK SHE'S
FEELING.
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156. IT'S THE WAY I FEEL
ABOUT WAYNE.
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157. THAT'S WHY IT'S SAYING THAT,
"HORNY."
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158. ALL RIGHT, I'LL STEP
OFF.
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159. Dr. YOU STEP OVER
THERE.
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160. GET A REGULAR READING.
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161. LET'S TRY IT NOW.
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162. "HORNIER."
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163. Dr. HUP!
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164. WHY THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?
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165. WELL, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK.
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166. Dr. IT'S STILL
"HORNY."
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167. CAN WE TURN IT OFF,
MIKE?
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168. AAH!
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169. AAH!
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170. OH, NO!
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171. AAH!
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172. SO, WE ON FOR BRUNCH
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173. TOMORROW?
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174. NO, MAN, I CAN'T.
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175. I GOT THAT BIG JOB INTERVIEW.
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176. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FACE?
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177. I DON'T KNOW.
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178. I'M BALD. I GOT NO BEARD.
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179. I LOOK RIDICULOUS.
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180. YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MOUTH
DECORATIONS?
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181. NO.
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182. GOT TO HAVE IT.
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183. IT'S THE CINCO MOUTH
DECORATOR!
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184. JAZZ UP YOUR FACE WITH JEWELS
AND DECORATIONS!
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185. CHOOSE FROM OVER HUNDREDS OF
EXOTIC AND COLORFUL JEWELS AND
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186. STONES.
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187. JUST GRAB OUR CINCO HOT GLUE GUN
AND APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FACE.
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188. NOW IT'S TIME TO BAKE YOUR FACE
AND LET THAT GLUE SET.
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189. AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE CINCO
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190. POWER RUBY, FOR THAT EXTRA BIT
OF FLAIR.
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191. HEY, KELLY, WE NEED ONE MORE.
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192. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
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193. COME ON IN.
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194. CAN'T, GUYS.
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195. I'M WORKING.
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196. I GOT THAT JOB.
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197. SAID HE'S GOT TO WORK.
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198. OKAY, LET'S PLAY.
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199. YOUR FACE WILL NEVER HAVE TO
BE BALD AGAIN WITH THE CINCO
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200. MOUTH DECORATOR.
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201. AND NOW AVAILABLE, CINCO
EYEBROW AND SIDEBURN
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202. DECORATIONS.
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203. THANK YOU, CINCO.
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204. THE SITE LOOKS AMAZING.
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205. NOT NOW.
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206. GUYS, EVERYONE GATHER AROUND.
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207. WE ARE ABOUT 20 SECONDS AWAY
FROM THE LAUNCH.
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208. I WANT TO THANK ALL THE TIMS, OF
COURSE, FOR PUTTING THIS
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209. WONDERFUL SITE TOGETHER.
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210. HERE, HERE, AND TO YOU.
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211. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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212. MATTHEW, AFTER YOU.
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213. 10, 9, 8, 7...
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214. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
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215. HEY, IT WORKS BETTER
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216. THAN THE BETA SITE, HUH?
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217. OH, THE WEATHER WAS A
GREAT IDEA TO PUT IN THERE.
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218. THIS IS PERFECT.
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219. TIM, CHECK THIS OUT.
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220. WHAT IS GOING ON?
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221. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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222. DON'T HIT "OKAY."
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223. DON'T HIT "OKAY"!
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224. OH, MY GOD.
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225. GO IN THE SERVER.
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226. OH, NO.
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227. TIM, RESTART!
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228. I'M TRYING, ERIC!
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229. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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230. IT'S GONE.
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231. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S
GONE?
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232. I MEAN IT'S GONE!
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233. THEY HACKED THE WHOLE SITE, MAN!
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234. WE WERE WIDE OPEN.
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235. OH, THEY'RE CLEVER.
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236. WENT RIGHT IN THE BACK DOOR.
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237. IT'S ALL GONE, MATT.
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238. IT'S SOME KIND OF VIRUS FROM
CHINA, MAYBE.
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239. DAMN IT!
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240. WE'RE HACKED.
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241. 10, 9, 8, 7...
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242. 6, 5, 4...
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243. 3, 2, 1.
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