Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x5

Directed by

Fred Willard as Mancierge • Tommy Wiseau as Self • Victor Chi as Paul's Colleague

Tim and Eric hire Tommy Wiseau to direct a "Pig Man" sketch for them. Features clips from The Room. Cinco introduces the Mancierge service.

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1. SO, FOR TONIGHT'S EPISODE WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING

2. THAT WE'VE NEVER TRIED BEFORE.

3. WE'RE BRINGING IN A SPECIAL

4. SKETCH.

5. TOMMY WISEAU, AND HE DIRECTED

6. ONE OF OUR FAVORITE FILMS, CALLED "THE ROOM."

7. HIT YOU.

8. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

9. WHY ARE YOU SO HYSTERICAL?

10. DO YOU UNDERSTAND LIFE?

11. DO YOU?

12. A CHARACTER CALLED THE PIG MAN.

13. SOME FOOD, AND THEN HE MAKES

14. THESE HILARIOUS PIG NOISES.

15. IT'S JUST A GREAT

16. CHARACTER.

17. IT'S A LOT OF FUN TO PERFORM.

18. GREAT JOB! WOW!

19. IT'S REALLY GREAT JOB.

20. ♪ I LIKE VACUUMS, TOADS,

21. AND A TIGHT-FITTING SHIRT ♪ ♪ I LIKE CORKBOARD, PIZZA,

22. AND CUTS THAT HURT ♪ ♪ I LIKE REVERSE DILDOS

23. AND MEAT WITH FAT ♪ ♪ I LIKE BUNIONS ON MY FEET

24. COME IN!

25. HEY, TIM.

26. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

27. JUST HAVING A SNACK, EATING SOME PRETZELS, READING A

28. BOOK.

29. OH. PIG MAN.

30. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, THIS IS ALL WRONG.

31. WINK, THAT WOULD —

32. JUST A COUPLE YEARS WE'VE BEEN DOING IT.

33. COUPLE YEARS? OH, MY GOD.

34. ARE YOU FROM HOLLYWOOD?

35. NO, I JUST MOVED OUT HERE.

36. YEAH, THAT'S OBVIOUS.

37. OKAY, I HAVE AN IDEA.

38. I WILL PLAY A PIG MAN, AND JESSICA ALBA WILL PLAY TIM.

39. I DIDN'T SHOW IT AT THE TIME, BUT, I — MY EYES LIT UP

40. BEHIND MY HEAD, AND I THOUGHT, "JESSICA ALBA — I'M A FAN OF

41. JESSICA ALBA."

42. ERIC,

43. TO GET ON THE SHOW.

44. DIRECTOR.

45. PIG MAN WITH YOU AND ME, BUT

46. LISTEN, I'M THE DIRECTOR,

47. RIGHT?

48. YES.

49. LET'S TRY IT.

50. OKAY, LET'S TRY IT IN TWO MINUTES.

51. OKAY.

52. CUT.

53. GREAT MEETING, PAUL.

54. MM-HMM.

55. HEY, DO YOU KNOW A PLACE

56. GOOD SLICE OF PIZZA?

57. I'M NOT FROM AROUND HERE.

58. LET ME CHECK WITH MY MANCIERGE.

59. YOUR WHAT?

60. IT'S A NEW DEVICE FROM CINCO.

61. WELL, IT HELPS YOU FIND RESTAURANTS, HOTELS, ANYTHING A

62. MAN MIGHT NEED ON THE ROAD.

63. MANCIERGE.

64. YES, I'M LOOKING FOR A PLACE

65. MINE.

66. HE'S A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE, BUT —

67. A PIECE OF WHAT?

68. NO, PIZZA.

69. PIZZA, YES.

70. WHERE ARE YOU?

71. WE'RE IN DENVER, COLORADO.

72. UH, WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN STEAK?

73. UH, YEAH. PREFERABLY PIZZA.

74. OH, GEEZ. I JUST SPILLED...

75. OH, THANKS, JOSH.

76. TROUSERS.

77. HOLD ON A SECOND.

78. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU — HELLO. WHO AM I TALKING TO?

79. YEAH, ALL RIGHT, I'M — NO, JUST — I'M JUST ASKING.

80. HELLO?

81. AND WHERE ARE YOU?

82. I JUST TOLD YOU.

83. WE'RE IN DENVER, COLO— HOLD ON A SECOND.

84. MANCIERGE.

85. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

86. HELLO?

87. ALL RIGHT, WOULD YOU HOLD ON?

88. I'M HELPING — WHERE ARE YOU?

89. EVER BEEN IN DENVER?

90. DO YOU KNOW A GOOD PIZZA PLACE?

91. OUTDATED.

92. WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT?

93. DO YOU HAVE THE CORRECT TIME?

94. WAIT. WHAT? HUH?

95. HI.

96. CAN I HELP YOU?

97. YEAH, CAN I HAVE A DOZEN RED ROSES, PLEASE?

98. OH, HI, JOHNNY.

99. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU.

100. HERE YOU GO.

101. THAT'S ME.

102. HOW MUCH IS IT?

103. THAT'LL BE $18.

104. HERE YOU GO. KEEP THE CHANGE.

105. HI, DOGGY.

106. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER.

107. THANKS A LOT. BYE.

108. BYE-BYE.

109. PORK, PORK, PORK, PORK, P-P-P-PORK,

110. PORK, PORK, PORK.

111. PORK, PORK, PORK, PORK.

112. P-P-P-PORK, PORK, PORK, PORK.

113. PORK, PORK, PORK, PORK.

114. PORK.

115. PORK.

116. PORK.

117. PORK.

118. PORK.

119. PIG.

120. PORKIN'.

121. P-P-P-PORK, PORK, PORK.

122. PIG.

123. PORK, PORK, PORK, PORK.

124. P-P-P-PORK.

125. PORK, PORK.

126. MEAT.

127. PORK.

128. I LIKE TO PORK.

129. PORK, P-PORK.

130. POKE.

131. PORK.

132. I WANT TO PORK.

133. PORK, P-PORK.

134. PORK IN MY POOL.

135. PORK, PORK, PORK.

136. PORK IN MY HOUSE.

137. PORK, PORK, PORK.

138. PORK IN MY CAR.

139. P-P-P-PORK.

140. FANCY MEAL, THEN WE'LL PORK.

141. SO IT'S THE BIG DAY.

142. WE'RE SHOOTING THE PIG MAN SKETCH.

143. I'M VERY EXCITED.

144. GOT UP WAY TOO EARLY.

145. IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING FOR ME.

146. "JESSICA'S IN MAKEUP.

147. WHY DON'T YOU COME MEET HER?" I'M GONNA FINALLY MEET

148. JESS ALBA.

149. HI, JESSICA.

150. TIM, ERIC, JESSICA ALBA.

151. HI.

152. UH, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

153. THEY LOVE YOU.

154. HI. J-JESSICA?

155. JESSICA, YES.

156. OKAY. ERIC WAREHEIM.

157. MM-HMM.

158. ARE YOU COMFORTABLE HERE?

159. I AM.

160. GREAT. THAT'S THE IDEA.

161. I'M, UH, BLIND IN — IN MY RIGHT EYE, SO SOMETIMES IT'S

162. HARD FOR ME TO SEE...

163. PEOPLE'S FACES.

164. SAY, "THAT'S NOT THE MOVIE STAR

165. JESSICA ALBA FROM 'FAB FOUR' AND 'GURU.'"

166. SO IT'S STRIKE THREE FOR TOMMY FOR ME.

167. I MEAN, HE REALLY BETRAYED MY TRUST.

168. COME ON, GUYS.

169. LET'S GET OUT FROM HERE.

170. WHO IS THAT?

171. COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO.

172. THAT'S NOT JESSICA ALBA.

173. YES, IT IS.

174. COME ON. DON'T WHISPER HERE.

175. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, LET ME KNOW.

176. OTHERWISE, I SEE YOU IN TWO MINUTES, OKAY?

177. OKAY.

178. "LOVE GURU."

179. THANK YOU.

180. WE'LL SEE YOU IN TWO MINUTES, JESSICA.

181. MM-HMM.

182. COME ON, COME ON.

183. HOLD — HOLD ON JUST A SEC.

184. UH, MANCIERGE.

185. YES. CAN I BE OF SERVICE?

186. YEAH, IT IS A BEAUTIFUL CITY.

187. YEAH.

188. UH, WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW

189. WOULD BE THERE?

190. HOLD ON.

191. AIRPORT?

192. EXCUSE ME?

193. WILL THEY HAVE TO, UH, BE

194. TO THAT RESTAURANT?

195. HOLD ON.

196. UH, MANCIERGE.

197. OH, HI.

198. HI, DONNY.

199. DADDY'S QUITE BUSY.

200. HELLO?

201. MANCIERGE.

202. NO, I DON'T NEED VASELINE.

203. OH, IS THIS IS YOU AGAIN?

204. NOW, STOP IT!

205. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT STATE YOU'RE IN.

206. JOSH, KEEP THE WATER...

207. I GOT TO TAKE THIS. HOLD ON.

208. UP AND DOWN COLORADO.

209. COLORADO.

210. I'M SORRY.

211. I CAN'T HELP YOU AT THIS TIME.

212. COULD YOU GIVE ME A CALL BACK?

213. COLORADO.

214. OHH!

215. OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK,

216. OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK.

217. I AM PIG MAN.

218. I AM PIG MAN.

219. WINE?

220. OH, I SEE YOU IN TWO MINUTES.

221. OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK.

222. PIG MAN... I THINK I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU.

223. MINUTES, OKAY?

224. I AM PIG MAN.

225. I AM PIG MAN.

226. I AM PIG MAN.

227. I AM PIG MAN.

228. I SEE YOU IN TWO MINUTES.

229. MM-HMM.

230. KID'S IN THE HOSPITAL.

231. IT'S VERY STRESSFUL.

232. OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK,

233. OINK, OINK.

234. OKAY.

235. OINK, OINK.

236. I'M HERE.

237. OINK, OINK, AHH.

238. OINK, OINK.

239. OINK.

240. AH, AH, AH.