1. HELLO?
HEY, ERIC, IT'S TIM.
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2. GET PACKED.
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3. WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP.
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4. ROAD TRIP.
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5. ROAD TRIP!
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6. ROAD TRIP!
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7. ROAD TRIP!
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8. ROAD TRIP!
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9. ROAD TRIP!
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10. ROAD TRIP!
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11. ROAD TRIP!
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12. ROAD TRIP!
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13. ROAD TRI-I-I-P!
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14. ROAD TRIP!
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15. ROAD TRIP!
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16. ROAD TRIP!
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17. ROAD TRIP!
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18. ROAD TRIP!
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19. ROAD TRIP!
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20. ROAD TRIP.
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21. ROAD TRIP.
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22. TONIGHT AT 5:00 ON
CHANNEL 5 — JEFFREY SIMMONS HAS
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23. ALWAYS HAD A ROOM OF HIS OWN,
BUT NOW HE'S ATTENDING SAILING
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24. QUALLEGE.
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25. LET ME JUST START OFF BY
SAYING I DON'T WANT A ROOMMATE,
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26. AND I USUALLY —
OH, HELLO!
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27. I AM JAMES QUALL, YOUR NEW
ROOMMATE AT SAILING QUALLEGE!
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28. JAMES QUALL STARS
IN "BACK TO SQUALL."
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29. I THOUGHT I SMELLED OLD GUY
FARTS COMING FROM AN OLD MAN,
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30. BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MY
ROOMMATE.
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31. FEATURING
JOHN A. HILL AS JEFFREY SIMMONS,
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32. AND DAVID LIEBE HART AS THE
HOT-TEMPERED ADMIRAL HART.
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33. JAMES, YOU'RE LATE!
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34. YOU WOULDN'T BE A LATECOMER IF
YOU WERE DATING A BEAUTIFUL GIRL
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35. LIKE BARBRA STREISAND!
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36. THEY WERE A
GENERATION APART, BUT EXACTLY
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37. THE RIGHT MATCH.
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38. J.Q.!
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39. OH, YEAH, HELLO!
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40. WHOA, HO, WHOA, WHOA!
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41. OF COURSE, I HOPE WE NEVER
GET TO GRADUATE, SO WE CAN
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42. ALWAYS LIVE TOGETHER.
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43. BECAUSE JUST WHEN
YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
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44. SOMEONE COMES ALONG AND SHOWS
YOU WHO YOU COULD BE.
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45. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND AND THE
BEST ROOMMATE I'VE EVER HAD.
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46. "BACK TO SQUALL."
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47. COMEDY'S ON TONIGHT ON
CHANNEL 5.
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48. HELLO, I'M BOB DRUWING.
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49. AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO
MAKE SOME BEAUTIFUL DRAWINGS AND
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50. PAINTINGS.
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51. AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR YOU
DON'T NEED ALL THE ARTISTIC
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52. TALENTS IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT
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53. ON THE COMPUTER.
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54. LET'S TAKE THIS PICTURE OF MY
NIECE'S CORPSE.
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55. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SERVICE.
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56. NOW, WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS SCAN
THE PICTURE INTO THE COMPUTER.
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57. I WAS HER PAP-PAP'S STEPBROTHER.
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58. NOW WE GO TO MY PHOTO-IMAGING
SOFTWARE AND CLICK ON SEPIA.
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59. LOOKS LIKE THE WILD WEST.
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60. THAT'S THE WAY I'LL REMEMBER
YOU.
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61. IT'S BRULE'S
RULES, WITH CHANNEL 5's
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62. DR. STEVE BRULE!
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63. Dr. DID YOU EVER
WONDER ABOUT WHAT THE CAVEMANS
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64. DID WHEN THEY TRIED TO BRUSH
THEIR TEETH?
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65. THEY DIDN'T USE THIS THING,
DUMMY!
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66. JUST USE A TWIG! IT'S WHAT I DO!
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67. FOR YOUR HEALTH!
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68. HEY, I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE...
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69. YEAH.
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70. IT'S OKAY.
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71. YOU DIDN'T SEE ME.
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72. SO, WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
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73. WHERE WE HEADED?
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74. DESTINATION
"FART" LAUDERDALE!
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75. NICE, MAN.
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76. ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA.
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77. MY PARENTS ARE VACATIONING DOWN
THERE RIGHT NOW.
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78. OH, I KNOW.
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79. I INTERCEPTED THIS POSTCARD FROM
THEM TO YOU.
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80. TOOK THAT RIGHT OUT OF YOUR
MAILBOX.
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81. YOU JUST TOOK THIS?
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82. YEAH, IT WAS IN YOUR
BOX — PUBLIC PROPERTY.
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83. OH.
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84. GOT A LITTLE BIT OF
INTEL ON THE BACK OF THAT
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85. POSTCARD THERE.
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86. YOUR FOLKS ARE GONNA BE DEEP-SEA
FISHING FROM 1:00 TO 7:00.
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87. I FIGURE WE GET INTO THAT ROOM
AND THROW THE PARTY OF THE YEAR!
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88. AW, YEAH, MAN.
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89. PUNCH IT IN.
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90. BUT WAIT A SECOND.
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91. IF THEY'RE IN THE BOAT, HOW ARE
WE GONNA GET INTO THE ROOM?
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92. WELL, YOU REMEMBER THAT
SKELETON KEY YOU GOT ME FOR
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93. MUUMUU DAY LAST WEEK?
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94. OF COURSE, YEAH.
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95. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW MY GIFT OF
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96. A SKELETON KEY COULD —
THINK ABOUT IT.
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97. IT'S A SKELETON KEY.
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98. IT'S...
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99. OH, THAT KEY CAN GET
INTO ANY DOOR.
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100. THERE YOU GO.
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101. AWESOME!
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102. AAAAAAAAH!
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103. WHEN GOD CLAIMS THE LIFE OF A
CHILD, IMMEDIATELY, WE TURN TO
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104. OUR LOVED ONES — HUSBANDS,
WIVES, PARENTS, PAP-PAPS, STEP
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105. PEPPERS, AND WE ASK WHY.
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106. WHY WAS SOMEONE WITH SO MUCH
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107. PROMISE STOLEN FROM US?
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108. WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE TAKEN
SOMEONE OLDER, LIKE A MAN I
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109. KNOW NAMED...
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110. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SON?
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111. HE WAS SO YOUNG.
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112. WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU
COULD HAVE YOUR SON BACK?
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113. WHAT?
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114. WHO ARE YOU?
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115. OH, I'M SORRY.
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116. I'M CORB.
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117. AND I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE THE
CINCO BOY, FROM CINCO.
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118. YOU KNOW, FROM THE MAKERS OF
MY NEW PAP-PAP.
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119. CINCO BOY IS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO
YOUR ORIGINAL SON.
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120. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS...
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121. HE'S BETTER.
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122. AS YEARS GO BY, YOUR CINCO BOY
WILL BE REPLACED WITH OLDER
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123. CINCO BOYS, AND YOU CAN CONTINUE
OWNING YOUR CINCO BOY FOR AS
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124. LONG AS YOU LIVE.
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125. WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE?
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126. CINCO BOY, FROM
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127. CINCO.
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128. YEAH.
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129. OHH.
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130. AAH!
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131. AAH!
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132. NO!
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133. JAMES, IF WE DON'T MAKE IT
OUT OF THIS, I JUST WANT YOU TO
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134. KNOW, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
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135. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO,
YES.
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136. I WONDER WHAT THE ADMIRAL
WOULD SAY DURING THIS SITUATION.
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137. YOU ARE TWO OF THE MOST BEST
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138. PEOPLE I'VE SEEN IN MY
QUALLEGE.
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139. YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
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140. YEAH.
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141. STAY TUNED.
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142. DON'T GO AWAY NOW.
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143. ENJOYING YOUR CINCO BOY?
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144. ISN'T HE PRETTY?
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145. [ CONCLUSIVE SYNTHESIZED
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146. CHIMING ]
HEY, LARRY!
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147. COME ON IN! WHAT THE HELL!
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148. GOOD, GOOD.
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149. PLEASE TRY TO KEEP THIS
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150. PLACE CLEAN.
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151. CHIME, CHIME!
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152. QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT!
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153. GUYS, ERIC'S FOLKS ARE COMING
BACK AT 7:00, SO WE NEED TO BE
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154. OUT OF HERE BY 7:00.
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155. BUT WE GOT A COUPLE HOURS.
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156. LET'S HAVE THE TIME OF OUR
LIVES!
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157. ULTIMATE PARTY!
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158. OHH!
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159. 2, 3!
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160. AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH!
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161. HEY, ERIC, YOU BETTER
COME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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162. WHAT IS IT?
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163. OH, MY GOD, IT'S MY PARENTS.
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164. GUYS, IT'S MY PARENTS!
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165. GET IN THE CLOSET!
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166. GRAB THE STREAMERS AND THE CUPS!
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167. MOVE, GET IN.
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168. FLOYD, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THAT!
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169. COME ON!
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170. THEY'RE COMING UP THE STAIRS!
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171. FLOYD, GET IN THE
CLOSET!
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172. IT'S MY PARENTS!
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173. THEY'RE ALMOST HERE!
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174. GET IN THE CLOSET!
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175. THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR!
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176. HE'S GOT HIS KEYS OUT!
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177. HE'S PUTTING HIS KEY INTO THE
DOORKNOB!
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178. AAH!
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179. OOF! WA-A-A-A-H!
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180. ALONE AT LAST.
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181. HONEY, BABY.
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182. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A
GOOD FISHERMAN.
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183. YOU KNOW, ALL THIS TALK ABOUT
FISH IS GETTING ME HORNY.
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184. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A
BITE OUT OF MY FISH?
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185. OH, MOM.
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186. OH, YEAH.
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187. MAMA MIA, ME LIKEY SO
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188. MUCH.
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189. GUYS, I CAN HEAR
EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING.
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190. THAT'S MY PARENTS.
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191. I LOVE IT WHEN YOU BITE MY
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192. TOE LIKE THAT.
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193. OH, ERIC, ERIC!
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194. MY SON, MY SON!
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195. ROAD TRIP.
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