Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x4

Directed by

Jonah Hill as John A. Hill as Jeffrey Simmons • Peter Stormare as Gorb • John W. Allen as Electronic Band Member • Claudia Avalos as College Student

Tim and Eric embark on a road trip. James Quall goes Back to Squall.

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1. HELLO? HEY, ERIC, IT'S TIM.

2. GET PACKED.

3. WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP.

4. ROAD TRIP.

5. ROAD TRIP!

6. ROAD TRIP!

7. ROAD TRIP!

8. ROAD TRIP!

9. ROAD TRIP!

10. ROAD TRIP!

11. ROAD TRIP!

12. ROAD TRIP!

13. ROAD TRI-I-I-P!

14. ROAD TRIP!

15. ROAD TRIP!

16. ROAD TRIP!

17. ROAD TRIP!

18. ROAD TRIP!

19. ROAD TRIP!

20. ROAD TRIP.

21. ROAD TRIP.

22. TONIGHT AT 5:00 ON CHANNEL 5 — JEFFREY SIMMONS HAS

23. ALWAYS HAD A ROOM OF HIS OWN, BUT NOW HE'S ATTENDING SAILING

24. QUALLEGE.

25. LET ME JUST START OFF BY SAYING I DON'T WANT A ROOMMATE,

26. AND I USUALLY — OH, HELLO!

27. I AM JAMES QUALL, YOUR NEW ROOMMATE AT SAILING QUALLEGE!

28. JAMES QUALL STARS IN "BACK TO SQUALL."

29. I THOUGHT I SMELLED OLD GUY FARTS COMING FROM AN OLD MAN,

30. BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MY ROOMMATE.

31. FEATURING JOHN A. HILL AS JEFFREY SIMMONS,

32. AND DAVID LIEBE HART AS THE HOT-TEMPERED ADMIRAL HART.

33. JAMES, YOU'RE LATE!

34. YOU WOULDN'T BE A LATECOMER IF YOU WERE DATING A BEAUTIFUL GIRL

35. LIKE BARBRA STREISAND!

36. THEY WERE A GENERATION APART, BUT EXACTLY

37. THE RIGHT MATCH.

38. J.Q.!

39. OH, YEAH, HELLO!

40. WHOA, HO, WHOA, WHOA!

41. OF COURSE, I HOPE WE NEVER GET TO GRADUATE, SO WE CAN

42. ALWAYS LIVE TOGETHER.

43. BECAUSE JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE,

44. SOMEONE COMES ALONG AND SHOWS YOU WHO YOU COULD BE.

45. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND AND THE BEST ROOMMATE I'VE EVER HAD.

46. "BACK TO SQUALL."

47. COMEDY'S ON TONIGHT ON CHANNEL 5.

48. HELLO, I'M BOB DRUWING.

49. AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOME BEAUTIFUL DRAWINGS AND

50. PAINTINGS.

51. AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR YOU DON'T NEED ALL THE ARTISTIC

52. TALENTS IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT

53. ON THE COMPUTER.

54. LET'S TAKE THIS PICTURE OF MY NIECE'S CORPSE.

55. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SERVICE.

56. NOW, WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS SCAN THE PICTURE INTO THE COMPUTER.

57. I WAS HER PAP-PAP'S STEPBROTHER.

58. NOW WE GO TO MY PHOTO-IMAGING SOFTWARE AND CLICK ON SEPIA.

59. LOOKS LIKE THE WILD WEST.

60. THAT'S THE WAY I'LL REMEMBER YOU.

61. IT'S BRULE'S RULES, WITH CHANNEL 5's

62. DR. STEVE BRULE!

63. Dr. DID YOU EVER WONDER ABOUT WHAT THE CAVEMANS

64. DID WHEN THEY TRIED TO BRUSH THEIR TEETH?

65. THEY DIDN'T USE THIS THING, DUMMY!

66. JUST USE A TWIG! IT'S WHAT I DO!

67. FOR YOUR HEALTH!

68. HEY, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE...

69. YEAH.

70. IT'S OKAY.

71. YOU DIDN'T SEE ME.

72. SO, WHAT'S UP, DUDE?

73. WHERE WE HEADED?

74. DESTINATION "FART" LAUDERDALE!

75. NICE, MAN.

76. ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

77. MY PARENTS ARE VACATIONING DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW.

78. OH, I KNOW.

79. I INTERCEPTED THIS POSTCARD FROM THEM TO YOU.

80. TOOK THAT RIGHT OUT OF YOUR MAILBOX.

81. YOU JUST TOOK THIS?

82. YEAH, IT WAS IN YOUR BOX — PUBLIC PROPERTY.

83. OH.

84. GOT A LITTLE BIT OF INTEL ON THE BACK OF THAT

85. POSTCARD THERE.

86. YOUR FOLKS ARE GONNA BE DEEP-SEA FISHING FROM 1:00 TO 7:00.

87. I FIGURE WE GET INTO THAT ROOM AND THROW THE PARTY OF THE YEAR!

88. AW, YEAH, MAN.

89. PUNCH IT IN.

90. BUT WAIT A SECOND.

91. IF THEY'RE IN THE BOAT, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET INTO THE ROOM?

92. WELL, YOU REMEMBER THAT SKELETON KEY YOU GOT ME FOR

93. MUUMUU DAY LAST WEEK?

94. OF COURSE, YEAH.

95. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW MY GIFT OF

96. A SKELETON KEY COULD — THINK ABOUT IT.

97. IT'S A SKELETON KEY.

98. IT'S...

99. OH, THAT KEY CAN GET INTO ANY DOOR.

100. THERE YOU GO.

101. AWESOME!

102. AAAAAAAAH!

103. WHEN GOD CLAIMS THE LIFE OF A CHILD, IMMEDIATELY, WE TURN TO

104. OUR LOVED ONES — HUSBANDS, WIVES, PARENTS, PAP-PAPS, STEP

105. PEPPERS, AND WE ASK WHY.

106. WHY WAS SOMEONE WITH SO MUCH

107. PROMISE STOLEN FROM US?

108. WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE TAKEN SOMEONE OLDER, LIKE A MAN I

109. KNOW NAMED...

110. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SON?

111. HE WAS SO YOUNG.

112. WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD HAVE YOUR SON BACK?

113. WHAT?

114. WHO ARE YOU?

115. OH, I'M SORRY.

116. I'M CORB.

117. AND I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE THE CINCO BOY, FROM CINCO.

118. YOU KNOW, FROM THE MAKERS OF MY NEW PAP-PAP.

119. CINCO BOY IS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO YOUR ORIGINAL SON.

120. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS...

121. HE'S BETTER.

122. AS YEARS GO BY, YOUR CINCO BOY WILL BE REPLACED WITH OLDER

123. CINCO BOYS, AND YOU CAN CONTINUE OWNING YOUR CINCO BOY FOR AS

124. LONG AS YOU LIVE.

125. WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE?

126. CINCO BOY, FROM

127. CINCO.

128. YEAH.

129. OHH.

130. AAH!

131. AAH!

132. NO!

133. JAMES, IF WE DON'T MAKE IT OUT OF THIS, I JUST WANT YOU TO

134. KNOW, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

135. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO, YES.

136. I WONDER WHAT THE ADMIRAL WOULD SAY DURING THIS SITUATION.

137. YOU ARE TWO OF THE MOST BEST

138. PEOPLE I'VE SEEN IN MY QUALLEGE.

139. YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

140. YEAH.

141. STAY TUNED.

142. DON'T GO AWAY NOW.

143. ENJOYING YOUR CINCO BOY?

144. ISN'T HE PRETTY?

145. [ CONCLUSIVE SYNTHESIZED

146. CHIMING ] HEY, LARRY!

147. COME ON IN! WHAT THE HELL!

148. GOOD, GOOD.

149. PLEASE TRY TO KEEP THIS

150. PLACE CLEAN.

151. CHIME, CHIME!

152. QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT!

153. GUYS, ERIC'S FOLKS ARE COMING BACK AT 7:00, SO WE NEED TO BE

154. OUT OF HERE BY 7:00.

155. BUT WE GOT A COUPLE HOURS.

156. LET'S HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES!

157. ULTIMATE PARTY!

158. OHH!

159. 2, 3!

160. AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH!

161. HEY, ERIC, YOU BETTER COME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

162. WHAT IS IT?

163. OH, MY GOD, IT'S MY PARENTS.

164. GUYS, IT'S MY PARENTS!

165. GET IN THE CLOSET!

166. GRAB THE STREAMERS AND THE CUPS!

167. MOVE, GET IN.

168. FLOYD, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT!

169. COME ON!

170. THEY'RE COMING UP THE STAIRS!

171. FLOYD, GET IN THE CLOSET!

172. IT'S MY PARENTS!

173. THEY'RE ALMOST HERE!

174. GET IN THE CLOSET!

175. THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR!

176. HE'S GOT HIS KEYS OUT!

177. HE'S PUTTING HIS KEY INTO THE DOORKNOB!

178. AAH!

179. OOF! WA-A-A-A-H!

180. ALONE AT LAST.

181. HONEY, BABY.

182. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A GOOD FISHERMAN.

183. YOU KNOW, ALL THIS TALK ABOUT FISH IS GETTING ME HORNY.

184. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF MY FISH?

185. OH, MOM.

186. OH, YEAH.

187. MAMA MIA, ME LIKEY SO

188. MUCH.

189. GUYS, I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING.

190. THAT'S MY PARENTS.

191. I LOVE IT WHEN YOU BITE MY

192. TOE LIKE THAT.

193. OH, ERIC, ERIC!

194. MY SON, MY SON!

195. ROAD TRIP.