1. NOW IT'S TIME TO PICK
THE NIPPLE.
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2. NO, NO.
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3. TRY AGAIN.
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4. THAT'S THE NIPPLE.
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5. HI.
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6. HI, WELCOME TO
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7. "TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW,
GREAT JOB!"
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8. HEY, TIM, NOTICE
ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?
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9. OH, DID YOU GET A NEW
BELT?
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10. NOPE.
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11. NEW HAIRCUT?
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12. NOPE.
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13. NEW PANTS?
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14. NOPE.
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15. NEW HAT?
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16. THERE'S NO HAT.
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17. NO HAT.
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18. HAVE A NEW EAR?
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19. NO.
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20. YOU WROTE A NEW BOOK?
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21. NOPE.
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22. GET NEW LIPS?
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23. NOPE.
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24. IS THAT A NEW GLOSS?
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25. NOPE.
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26. NEW FOOT?
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27. NOPE.
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28. ENTRANCES EXTENDED?
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29. NOPE.
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30. ♪ YOU GOT A NEW KNEE?
NOPE.
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31. NOPE.
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32. NOPE.
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33. NOPE.
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34. NOPE.
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35. NO.
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36. TIM, I GOT A THIRD BALL.
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37. A WHAT?
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38. YOU KNOW, LIKE, A THIRD
TESTICLE.
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39. IT'S A 3-T SCROAT.
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40. FOR?
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41. LEVELS, YOUR ENERGY, YOUR
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42. LIBIDO.
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43. MM-HMM.
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44. IT, IMPROVING YOUR MAN-SELF.
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45. MIDDLE?
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46. IT'S MY THIRD BALL.
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47. LOVE MY THIRD BALL.
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48. I'M A BUSINESS MAN.
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49. I TRAVEL CONSTANTLY AND OFTEN,
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50. SHOWERS AND CLEAN MYSELF.
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51. WHEN I'M IN AIRPORT BATHROOMS.
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52. THAT'S WHY I CHOSE THE CINCO
URINAL SHOWER SYSTEM FROM CINCO.
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53. THE SHOWERHEAD TO THE URINAL.
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54. NOW I GET NUDE.
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55. DON'T BE SHY.
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56. I HOPE NO ONE ENTERS THIS ROOM.
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57. OKAY, READY TO GO.
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58. JUST FLUSH.
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59. SHOWERING EXPERIENCE.
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60. "JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GET CLEAN."
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61. HEY, WHAT IS THIS?
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62. TURN IT OFF, THAT WATER, MAN.
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63. MESS UP?
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64. THIS IS JUST A COMMERCIAL.
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65. CHILL OUT.
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66. "COMMERCIAL"?
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67. YOU, COMMERCIAL, OKAY?
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68. AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON, MAN.
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69. AND SEE YOU NUDE.
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70. YOU LIKE THAT?
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71. WHAT KIND OF GUY YOU ARE?
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72. LOOK, I'M A HOLLYWOOD ACTOR.
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73. THESE ARE THE CAMERAS, SEE?
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74. WE'RE ON A SET.
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75. THIS IS A PUBLIC RESTROOM.
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76. I ALREADY CLEAN UP.
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77. THIS STUFF?
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78. I DON'T CLEAN.
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79. I'M NOT CLEAN.
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80. OKAY?
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81. I DON'T CLEAN.
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82. I'M NOT CLEAN.
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83. OKAY?
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84. YOU CLEAN IT UP.
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85. IT'S NOT A REAL BATHROOM.
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86. LOOK AT ALL THE WET AROUND.
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87. ANYONE GONNA HELP ME?
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88. TURN THE STUPID WATER OFF.
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89. GO AHEAD, CLEAN IT UP.
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90. JOHN, CAN WE LET THIS — THIS
IS RIDICULOUS.
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91. OH, THIS GUY CRAZY.
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92. TURN OFF THE WATER, MAN.
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93. CUT, CUT.
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94. CUT WATER.
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95. THANK YOU.
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96. I'M SO HUNGRY, TOO, MAN.
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97. MY GOODNESS, MY GOODNESS.
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98. WAIT.
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99. NOW, WAIT.
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100. THERE IS CHEESE, CHEESE ON THIS
BURGER.
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101. I SAID I WANTED A HAMBURGER!
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102. DRUNK, YOU NERDY-LOOKING FOOL.
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103. GET THE OUT OF MY FACE.
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104. GET OUT OF HERE!
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105. AND — WHAT ARE YOU?
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106. WHO ARE YOU?
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107. MY FACE.
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108. I'M TIRED OF YOU FOLKS TRYING TO
KILL MY ASS.
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109. I'M WHOOPSIE.
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110. IT'S
"WHOOPSIE DAISY," STARRING
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111. WHOOPSIE GOLDBERG.
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112. WELL?
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113. WHAT THE WAS THAT,
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114. MAN?
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115. THE SKY IS FALLING.
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116. WATCH THAT BALL,
WHOOPSIE.
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117. WATCH THAT BALL, WHOOPSIE.
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118. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
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119. OH, MY GOODNESS.
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120. OH, WHOOPSIE.
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121. SAY WHAT?
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122. WATCH THAT STEP.
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123. IT'S A WHOOPSIE.
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124. WOW, WOW, WHOOPSIE.
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125. OH, BOY.
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126. "WHOOPSIE DAISY"?
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127. WHAT SHE SAY?
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128. JUST CUT IT.
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129. THAT'S A
WHOOPSIE GOLDBERG.
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130. WHOOPSIE DAISY.
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131. THAT'S GOT TO
HURT.
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132. IT'S WHOOPSIE DAISY.
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133. COME ON, DONKEY.
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134. COME ON!
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135. RUN, DONKEY!
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136. OH!
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137. COME ON, YOU DONKEY!
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138. COME ON!
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139. OH!
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140. COME ON, DONKEY!
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141. GO, DONKEY!
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142. YES!
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143. YOU OWE ME 100 BUCKS.
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144. OKAY, CONGRATULATIONS.
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145. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH
YOU?
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146. DUDE, I FEEL HORRIBLE,
LIKE SOMETHING'S REALLY WRONG
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147. WITH MY BODY.
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148. PIZZAZZ YOU WERE BRAGGING ABOUT?
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149. I THINK THAT'S THE
PROBLEM.
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150. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY
THIRD BALL.
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151. LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
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152. GO AHEAD, DROP TROU.
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153. LET ME SEE HERE.
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154. COLD.
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155. AH.
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156. PROBLEM IS HERE?
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157. YOU AIN'T GOT NO THIRD BALL.
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158. REALLY?
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159. YEAH.
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160. YOUR BODY, A LITTLE BIT LIKE A
VACUUM.
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161. WHAT I'D LOVE TO DO IS GO IN
THERE AND OPEN YOU UP, OPERATE,
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162. SEE WHAT WE FIND.
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163. ALL RIGHT, IF YOU THINK
THAT WILL HELP.
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164. YEAH, I DO.
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165. I'LL JUST MAKE MY FIRST INCISION
HERE RIGHT BELOW YOUR RIBBIES.
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166. IT A SHOT, MAN.
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167. NOT MANY FRIENDS WOULD DO THIS.
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168. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
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169. OH, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
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170. WHAT'S THAT?
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171. UH, WELL, THIS IS
PROBABLY A VEIN.
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172. LIKE SPAGHETTI.
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173. YOU'RE DOING REAL GOOD.
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174. MY BURGER I HAD YESTERDAY.
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175. YOU'RE BEING A BRAVE MAN.
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176. THANK YOU, TIM.
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177. UGH, HOLD THAT FOR A
SEC.
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178. FIND ANYTHING?
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179. OF THIS MUCK OUT OF THE WAY.
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180. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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181. IT'S OKAY.
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182. UGH.
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183. ANYTHING?
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184. NOTHING.
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185. HERE, LET ME GET MY SCOOPER OUT,
SEE IF IT...
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186. OH, I FEEL SOMETHING
THERE.
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187. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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188. LOOK.
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189. NO, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING DOWN
THERE.
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190. DAMN IT.
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191. TAKE A HOT SHOWER, GET YOU SEWN
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192. UP, AND GET YOU OVER TO A LAMAZE
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193. BASICALLY, WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO
IS HELP YOU PUSH THE THING OUT,
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194. PROBABLY OUT OF YOUR BUTT.
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195. THANK YOU, TIM.
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196. I APPRECIATE IT.
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197. NO PROBLEM.
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198. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE
LAMAZE.
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199. YOU ♪
♪ AND IT MIGHT NOT BE THE WORDS
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200. YOU WANT TO HEAR ♪
♪ YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE RUNNING
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201. OUT OF SPACE FOR ALL OUR STUFF ♪
♪ AND THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO
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202. BACK INTO THE COMPUTER ROOM ♪
♪ WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU NEED
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203. ALL RIGHT, CUT.
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204. IT'S OKAY.
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205. IT'S OKAY.
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206. IT'S OKAY, GIRL.
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207. IT'S OKAY.
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208. ABOUT IT THAN I AM.
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209. IT'S OKAY.
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210. I'M NOT WORRIED.
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211. OKAY, OKAY.
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212. REALLY, I'M OKAY.
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213. WE'LL GO OUT FOR DRINKS.
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214. GREAT JOB!
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215. I'M WHOOPSIE.
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216. BREATHING, BREATHING, BREATHING.
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217. HI, SORRY WE'RE LATE.
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218. EXCUSE US.
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219. BODY.
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220. SO WHAT WE'D LIKE TO DO IS USE
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221. PUSH IT ON OUT OF HIM.
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222. SEE, I HAD A THIRD
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223. MORE PIZZAZZ, BUT IT GOT LOST,
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224. OUT.
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225. CAN YOU GUYS MOVE,
PLEASE?
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226. EXCUSE ME.
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227. CAN YOU PLEASE MOVE?
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228. SCOOT.
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229. EXCUSE ME.
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230. I'LL SWING IT AROUND.
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231. EXCUSE ME.
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232. I'LL DUMP YOU OUT.
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233. CAREFUL.
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234. WATCH YOUR HEAD.
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235. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND.
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236. UGH, I'M OUT.
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237. OKAY.
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238. STOW THAT, PLEASE.
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239. GET IN THERE.
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240. HERE WE ARE.
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241. COMFY?
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242. GET THOSE LEGS OUT.
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243. READY?
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244. AND ON THREE — ONE, TWO, THREE.
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245. HUZZIES, HUZZIES,
HUZZIES.
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246. HOOBELL.
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247. HOOBELL.
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248. SHEER, SHEER, SHEER, SHEER.
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249. SHEE, SHEE.
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250. HASS, HASS, HASS, HASS, HASS,
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251. HASS, HASS, HASS, HASS.
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252. AAH!
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253. UGH!
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254. UGH!
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255. DID YOU SWALLOW IT?
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256. YEAH, I SWALLOWED THE
BALL.
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257. IT'S INSIDE OF YOU NOW.
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258. LET'S SWITCH IT UP.
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259. ONE, TWO, THREE.
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260. OH!
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