Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x2

Directed by

Frank Stallone as Self • Bill A. Jones as Announcer (voice) • Lynne Lerner as Lamaze Teacher • Joyce Liu as Pregnant Woman

When Eric's 3-T Scroat starts acting up, Tim is forced to investigate. But can you find the real one?

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1. NOW IT'S TIME TO PICK THE NIPPLE.

2. NO, NO.

3. TRY AGAIN.

4. THAT'S THE NIPPLE.

5. HI.

6. HI, WELCOME TO

7. "TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!"

8. HEY, TIM, NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?

9. OH, DID YOU GET A NEW BELT?

10. NOPE.

11. NEW HAIRCUT?

12. NOPE.

13. NEW PANTS?

14. NOPE.

15. NEW HAT?

16. THERE'S NO HAT.

17. NO HAT.

18. HAVE A NEW EAR?

19. NO.

20. YOU WROTE A NEW BOOK?

21. NOPE.

22. GET NEW LIPS?

23. NOPE.

24. IS THAT A NEW GLOSS?

25. NOPE.

26. NEW FOOT?

27. NOPE.

28. YOU GET YOUR NOSE ENTRANCES EXTENDED?

29. NOPE.

30. ♪ YOU GOT A NEW KNEE? NOPE.

31. NOPE.

32. NOPE.

33. NOPE.

34. NOPE.

35. NO.

36. TIM, I GOT A THIRD BALL.

37. A WHAT?

38. YOU KNOW, LIKE, A THIRD TESTICLE.

39. IT'S A 3-T SCROAT.

40. WHAT DID YOU GET THAT FOR?

41. IT RAISES YOUR PIZZAZZ LEVELS, YOUR ENERGY, YOUR

42. LIBIDO.

43. MM-HMM.

44. AND IT HAS A MORE MASCULINE KIND OF A SEXY LOOK TO

45. IT, IMPROVING YOUR MAN-SELF.

46. PUT IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE?

47. IT'S MY THIRD BALL.

48. LOVE MY THIRD BALL.

49. I'M A BUSINESS MAN.

50. I TRAVEL CONSTANTLY AND OFTEN, AND I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO TAKE

51. SHOWERS AND CLEAN MYSELF.

52. THE ONLY OPPORTUNITY I HAVE IS WHEN I'M IN AIRPORT BATHROOMS.

53. THAT'S WHY I CHOSE THE CINCO URINAL SHOWER SYSTEM FROM CINCO.

54. JUST USE A BUNGEE CORD TO CLAMP THE SHOWERHEAD TO THE URINAL.

55. NOW I GET NUDE.

56. DON'T BE SHY.

57. I HOPE NO ONE ENTERS THIS ROOM.

58. OKAY, READY TO GO.

59. JUST FLUSH.

60. THE FRESH WATER IS REDIRECTED TO CREATE A UNIQUE HORIZONTAL

61. SHOWERING EXPERIENCE.

62. "JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GET CLEAN."

63. CINCO URINAL SHOWER CONTAINS TWO KINDS OF BODY WASH AND —

64. HEY, WHAT IS THIS?

65. TURN IT OFF, THAT WATER, MAN.

66. WHO YOU THINK CLEAN ALL THIS MESS UP?

67. THIS IS JUST A COMMERCIAL.

68. CHILL OUT.

69. "COMMERCIAL"?

70. YOU, COMMERCIAL, OKAY?

71. AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON, MAN.

72. ALL THE PEOPLE WILL COME HERE AND SEE YOU NUDE.

73. YOU LIKE THAT?

74. WHAT KIND OF GUY YOU ARE?

75. LOOK, I'M A HOLLYWOOD ACTOR.

76. THESE ARE THE CAMERAS, SEE?

77. WE'RE ON A SET.

78. THIS IS A PUBLIC RESTROOM.

79. I ALREADY CLEAN UP.

80. WHO YOU THINK THAT CLEAN ALL THIS STUFF?

81. I DON'T CLEAN.

82. I'M NOT CLEAN.

83. OKAY?

84. I DON'T CLEAN.

85. I'M NOT CLEAN.

86. OKAY?

87. YOU CLEAN IT UP.

88. IT'S NOT A REAL BATHROOM.

89. LOOK AT ALL THE WET AROUND.

90. ANYONE GONNA HELP ME?

91. TURN THE STUPID WATER OFF.

92. GO AHEAD, CLEAN IT UP.

93. JOHN, CAN WE LET THIS — THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

94. OH, THIS GUY CRAZY.

95. TURN OFF THE WATER, MAN.

96. CUT, CUT.

97. CUT WATER.

98. THANK YOU.

99. I'M SO HUNGRY, TOO, MAN.

100. MY GOODNESS, MY GOODNESS.

101. WAIT.

102. NOW, WAIT.

103. THERE IS CHEESE, CHEESE ON THIS BURGER.

104. I SAID I WANTED A HAMBURGER!

105. CHEESE CLOGS ME THE BINDS ME UP TIGHTER THAN A

106. DRUNK, YOU NERDY-LOOKING FOOL.

107. GET THE OUT OF MY FACE.

108. GET OUT OF HERE!

109. ALL I WANTED WAS A HAMBURGER AND — WHAT ARE YOU?

110. WHO ARE YOU?

111. YOU BETTER GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE.

112. I'M TIRED OF YOU FOLKS TRYING TO KILL MY ASS.

113. I'M WHOOPSIE.

114. IT'S "WHOOPSIE DAISY," STARRING

115. WHOOPSIE GOLDBERG.

116. WELL?

117. [ BOING! ] WHAT THE WAS THAT,

118. MAN?

119. [ CUCKOO! ] THE SKY IS FALLING.

120. WATCH THAT BALL, WHOOPSIE.

121. [ BOING! ] WATCH THAT BALL, WHOOPSIE.

122. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

123. OH, MY GOODNESS.

124. OH, WHOOPSIE.

125. SAY WHAT?

126. WATCH THAT STEP.

127. IT'S A WHOOPSIE.

128. WOW, WOW, WHOOPSIE.

129. OH, BOY.

130. ARE YOU GUYS ALL FROM "WHOOPSIE DAISY"?

131. WHAT SHE SAY?

132. JUST CUT IT.

133. THAT'S A WHOOPSIE GOLDBERG.

134. [ BOING! ] WHOOPSIE DAISY.

135. THAT'S GOT TO HURT.

136. IT'S WHOOPSIE DAISY.

137. COME ON, DONKEY.

138. COME ON!

139. RUN, DONKEY!

140. OH!

141. COME ON, YOU DONKEY!

142. COME ON!

143. OH!

144. COME ON, DONKEY!

145. GO, DONKEY!

146. YES!

147. YOU OWE ME 100 BUCKS.

148. OKAY, CONGRATULATIONS.

149. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

150. DUDE, I FEEL HORRIBLE, LIKE SOMETHING'S REALLY WRONG

151. WITH MY BODY.

152. WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT PIZZAZZ YOU WERE BRAGGING ABOUT?

153. I THINK THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

154. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY THIRD BALL.

155. LET ME TAKE A LOOK.

156. GO AHEAD, DROP TROU.

157. LET ME SEE HERE.

158. YOUR HANDS ARE REALLY COLD.

159. AH.

160. YOU KNOW WHAT THE

161. PROBLEM IS HERE?

162. YOU AIN'T GOT NO THIRD BALL.

163. REALLY?

164. YEAH.

165. I THINK WHAT PROBABLY HAPPENED IS THE BALL GOT SUCKED UP INTO

166. YOUR BODY, A LITTLE BIT LIKE A VACUUM.

167. WHAT I'D LOVE TO DO IS GO IN THERE AND OPEN YOU UP, OPERATE,

168. SEE WHAT WE FIND.

169. ALL RIGHT, IF YOU THINK THAT WILL HELP.

170. YEAH, I DO.

171. I'LL JUST MAKE MY FIRST INCISION HERE RIGHT BELOW YOUR RIBBIES.

172. I APPRECIATE YOU GIVING IT A SHOT, MAN.

173. NOT MANY FRIENDS WOULD DO THIS.

174. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.

175. OH, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

176. WHAT'S THAT?

177. UH, WELL, THIS IS PROBABLY A VEIN.

178. LOOKS ALMOST LIKE — LIKE SPAGHETTI.

179. YOU'RE DOING REAL GOOD.

180. I WONDER IF YOU CAN SEE MY BURGER I HAD YESTERDAY.

181. YOU'RE BEING A BRAVE MAN.

182. THANK YOU, TIM.

183. UGH, HOLD THAT FOR A SEC.

184. FIND ANYTHING?

185. I JUST GOT TO GET SOME OF THIS MUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

186. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

187. IT'S OKAY.

188. UGH.

189. ANYTHING?

190. NOTHING.

191. HERE, LET ME GET MY SCOOPER OUT, SEE IF IT...

192. OH, I FEEL SOMETHING THERE.

193. YOU KNOW WHAT?

194. I GOT TO GO IN AND TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

195. NO, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING DOWN THERE.

196. DAMN IT.

197. WHAT I WANT TO DO IS TAKE A HOT SHOWER, GET YOU SEWN

198. UP, AND GET YOU OVER TO A LAMAZE CLASS.

199. BASICALLY, WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO IS HELP YOU PUSH THE THING OUT,

200. PROBABLY OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

201. THANK YOU, TIM.

202. I APPRECIATE IT.

203. NO PROBLEM.

204. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE LAMAZE.

205. YOU ♪ ♪ AND IT MIGHT NOT BE THE WORDS

206. YOU WANT TO HEAR ♪ ♪ YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE RUNNING

207. OUT OF SPACE FOR ALL OUR STUFF ♪ ♪ AND THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO

208. BACK INTO THE COMPUTER ROOM ♪ ♪ WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU NEED

209. ALL RIGHT, CUT.

210. IT'S OKAY.

211. IT'S OKAY.

212. IT'S OKAY, GIRL.

213. IT'S OKAY.

214. SHE SEEMS TO BE MORE WORRIED

215. ABOUT IT THAN I AM.

216. IT'S OKAY.

217. I'M NOT WORRIED.

218. OKAY, OKAY.

219. REALLY, I'M OKAY.

220. WE'LL GO OUT FOR DRINKS.

221. GREAT JOB!

222. I'M WHOOPSIE.

223. THE KEY TO LAMAZE IS BREATHING, BREATHING, BREATHING.

224. HI, SORRY WE'RE LATE.

225. EXCUSE US.

226. MY FRIEND HERE HAS A TESTICLE STUCK UP INSIDE HIS

227. BODY.

228. SO WHAT WE'D LIKE TO DO IS USE THE POWER OF LAMAZE TO GO AND

229. PUSH IT ON OUT OF HIM.

230. SEE, I HAD A THIRD TESTICLE IMPLANTED TO GET SOME

231. MORE PIZZAZZ, BUT IT GOT LOST, AND I WANT TO USE YOUR

232. TECHNOLOGY TO KIND OF FORCE IT OUT.

233. CAN YOU GUYS MOVE, PLEASE?

234. EXCUSE ME.

235. CAN YOU PLEASE MOVE?

236. SCOOT.

237. EXCUSE ME.

238. I'LL SWING IT AROUND.

239. EXCUSE ME.

240. I'LL DUMP YOU OUT.

241. CAREFUL.

242. WATCH YOUR HEAD.

243. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND.

244. UGH, I'M OUT.

245. OKAY.

246. STOW THAT, PLEASE.

247. GET IN THERE.

248. HERE WE ARE.

249. COMFY?

250. GET THOSE LEGS OUT.

251. READY?

252. AND ON THREE — ONE, TWO, THREE.

253. HUZZIES, HUZZIES, HUZZIES.

254. HOOBELL.

255. HOOBELL.

256. SHEER, SHEER, SHEER, SHEER.

257. SHEE, SHEE.

258. HASS, HASS, HASS, HASS, HASS,

259. HASS, HASS, HASS, HASS.

260. AAH!

261. UGH!

262. UGH!

263. DID YOU SWALLOW IT?

264. YEAH, I SWALLOWED THE BALL.

265. IT'S INSIDE OF YOU NOW.

266. LET'S SWITCH IT UP.

267. ONE, TWO, THREE.

268. OH!