Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x2

Directed by

Frank Stallone as Self • Bill A. Jones as Announcer (voice) • Lynne Lerner as Lamaze Teacher • Joyce Liu as Pregnant Woman

When Eric's 3-T Scroat starts acting up, Tim is forced to investigate. But can you find the real one?

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1. NOW IT'S TIME TO PICK THE NIPPLE.

2. NO, NO.

3. TRY AGAIN.

4. THAT'S THE NIPPLE.

5. HI.

6. HI, WELCOME TO

7. "TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!"

8. HEY, TIM, NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?

9. OH, DID YOU GET A NEW BELT?

10. NOPE.

11. NEW HAIRCUT?

12. NOPE.

13. NEW PANTS?

14. NOPE.

15. NEW HAT?

16. THERE'S NO HAT.

17. NO HAT.

18. HAVE A NEW EAR?

19. NO.

20. YOU WROTE A NEW BOOK?

21. NOPE.

22. GET NEW LIPS?

23. NOPE.

24. IS THAT A NEW GLOSS?

25. NOPE.

26. NEW FOOT?

27. NOPE.

28. ENTRANCES EXTENDED?

29. NOPE.

30. ♪ YOU GOT A NEW KNEE? NOPE.

31. NOPE.

32. NOPE.

33. NOPE.

34. NOPE.

35. NO.

36. TIM, I GOT A THIRD BALL.

37. A WHAT?

38. YOU KNOW, LIKE, A THIRD TESTICLE.

39. IT'S A 3-T SCROAT.

40. FOR?

41. LEVELS, YOUR ENERGY, YOUR

42. LIBIDO.

43. MM-HMM.

44. IT, IMPROVING YOUR MAN-SELF.

45. MIDDLE?

46. IT'S MY THIRD BALL.

47. LOVE MY THIRD BALL.

48. I'M A BUSINESS MAN.

49. I TRAVEL CONSTANTLY AND OFTEN,

50. SHOWERS AND CLEAN MYSELF.

51. WHEN I'M IN AIRPORT BATHROOMS.

52. THAT'S WHY I CHOSE THE CINCO URINAL SHOWER SYSTEM FROM CINCO.

53. THE SHOWERHEAD TO THE URINAL.

54. NOW I GET NUDE.

55. DON'T BE SHY.

56. I HOPE NO ONE ENTERS THIS ROOM.

57. OKAY, READY TO GO.

58. JUST FLUSH.

59. SHOWERING EXPERIENCE.

60. "JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GET CLEAN."

61. HEY, WHAT IS THIS?

62. TURN IT OFF, THAT WATER, MAN.

63. MESS UP?

64. THIS IS JUST A COMMERCIAL.

65. CHILL OUT.

66. "COMMERCIAL"?

67. YOU, COMMERCIAL, OKAY?

68. AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON, MAN.

69. AND SEE YOU NUDE.

70. YOU LIKE THAT?

71. WHAT KIND OF GUY YOU ARE?

72. LOOK, I'M A HOLLYWOOD ACTOR.

73. THESE ARE THE CAMERAS, SEE?

74. WE'RE ON A SET.

75. THIS IS A PUBLIC RESTROOM.

76. I ALREADY CLEAN UP.

77. THIS STUFF?

78. I DON'T CLEAN.

79. I'M NOT CLEAN.

80. OKAY?

81. I DON'T CLEAN.

82. I'M NOT CLEAN.

83. OKAY?

84. YOU CLEAN IT UP.

85. IT'S NOT A REAL BATHROOM.

86. LOOK AT ALL THE WET AROUND.

87. ANYONE GONNA HELP ME?

88. TURN THE STUPID WATER OFF.

89. GO AHEAD, CLEAN IT UP.

90. JOHN, CAN WE LET THIS — THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

91. OH, THIS GUY CRAZY.

92. TURN OFF THE WATER, MAN.

93. CUT, CUT.

94. CUT WATER.

95. THANK YOU.

96. I'M SO HUNGRY, TOO, MAN.

97. MY GOODNESS, MY GOODNESS.

98. WAIT.

99. NOW, WAIT.

100. THERE IS CHEESE, CHEESE ON THIS BURGER.

101. I SAID I WANTED A HAMBURGER!

102. DRUNK, YOU NERDY-LOOKING FOOL.

103. GET THE OUT OF MY FACE.

104. GET OUT OF HERE!

105. AND — WHAT ARE YOU?

106. WHO ARE YOU?

107. MY FACE.

108. I'M TIRED OF YOU FOLKS TRYING TO KILL MY ASS.

109. I'M WHOOPSIE.

110. IT'S "WHOOPSIE DAISY," STARRING

111. WHOOPSIE GOLDBERG.

112. WELL?

113. WHAT THE WAS THAT,

114. MAN?

115. THE SKY IS FALLING.

116. WATCH THAT BALL, WHOOPSIE.

117. WATCH THAT BALL, WHOOPSIE.

118. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

119. OH, MY GOODNESS.

120. OH, WHOOPSIE.

121. SAY WHAT?

122. WATCH THAT STEP.

123. IT'S A WHOOPSIE.

124. WOW, WOW, WHOOPSIE.

125. OH, BOY.

126. "WHOOPSIE DAISY"?

127. WHAT SHE SAY?

128. JUST CUT IT.

129. THAT'S A WHOOPSIE GOLDBERG.

130. WHOOPSIE DAISY.

131. THAT'S GOT TO HURT.

132. IT'S WHOOPSIE DAISY.

133. COME ON, DONKEY.

134. COME ON!

135. RUN, DONKEY!

136. OH!

137. COME ON, YOU DONKEY!

138. COME ON!

139. OH!

140. COME ON, DONKEY!

141. GO, DONKEY!

142. YES!

143. YOU OWE ME 100 BUCKS.

144. OKAY, CONGRATULATIONS.

145. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

146. DUDE, I FEEL HORRIBLE, LIKE SOMETHING'S REALLY WRONG

147. WITH MY BODY.

148. PIZZAZZ YOU WERE BRAGGING ABOUT?

149. I THINK THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

150. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY THIRD BALL.

151. LET ME TAKE A LOOK.

152. GO AHEAD, DROP TROU.

153. LET ME SEE HERE.

154. COLD.

155. AH.

156. PROBLEM IS HERE?

157. YOU AIN'T GOT NO THIRD BALL.

158. REALLY?

159. YEAH.

160. YOUR BODY, A LITTLE BIT LIKE A VACUUM.

161. WHAT I'D LOVE TO DO IS GO IN THERE AND OPEN YOU UP, OPERATE,

162. SEE WHAT WE FIND.

163. ALL RIGHT, IF YOU THINK THAT WILL HELP.

164. YEAH, I DO.

165. I'LL JUST MAKE MY FIRST INCISION HERE RIGHT BELOW YOUR RIBBIES.

166. IT A SHOT, MAN.

167. NOT MANY FRIENDS WOULD DO THIS.

168. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.

169. OH, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

170. WHAT'S THAT?

171. UH, WELL, THIS IS PROBABLY A VEIN.

172. LIKE SPAGHETTI.

173. YOU'RE DOING REAL GOOD.

174. MY BURGER I HAD YESTERDAY.

175. YOU'RE BEING A BRAVE MAN.

176. THANK YOU, TIM.

177. UGH, HOLD THAT FOR A SEC.

178. FIND ANYTHING?

179. OF THIS MUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

180. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

181. IT'S OKAY.

182. UGH.

183. ANYTHING?

184. NOTHING.

185. HERE, LET ME GET MY SCOOPER OUT, SEE IF IT...

186. OH, I FEEL SOMETHING THERE.

187. YOU KNOW WHAT?

188. LOOK.

189. NO, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING DOWN THERE.

190. DAMN IT.

191. TAKE A HOT SHOWER, GET YOU SEWN

192. UP, AND GET YOU OVER TO A LAMAZE CLASS.

193. BASICALLY, WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO IS HELP YOU PUSH THE THING OUT,

194. PROBABLY OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

195. THANK YOU, TIM.

196. I APPRECIATE IT.

197. NO PROBLEM.

198. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE LAMAZE.

199. YOU ♪ ♪ AND IT MIGHT NOT BE THE WORDS

200. YOU WANT TO HEAR ♪ ♪ YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE RUNNING

201. OUT OF SPACE FOR ALL OUR STUFF ♪ ♪ AND THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO

202. BACK INTO THE COMPUTER ROOM ♪ ♪ WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU NEED

203. ALL RIGHT, CUT.

204. IT'S OKAY.

205. IT'S OKAY.

206. IT'S OKAY, GIRL.

207. IT'S OKAY.

208. ABOUT IT THAN I AM.

209. IT'S OKAY.

210. I'M NOT WORRIED.

211. OKAY, OKAY.

212. REALLY, I'M OKAY.

213. WE'LL GO OUT FOR DRINKS.

214. GREAT JOB!

215. I'M WHOOPSIE.

216. BREATHING, BREATHING, BREATHING.

217. HI, SORRY WE'RE LATE.

218. EXCUSE US.

219. BODY.

220. SO WHAT WE'D LIKE TO DO IS USE

221. PUSH IT ON OUT OF HIM.

222. SEE, I HAD A THIRD

223. MORE PIZZAZZ, BUT IT GOT LOST,

224. OUT.

225. CAN YOU GUYS MOVE, PLEASE?

226. EXCUSE ME.

227. CAN YOU PLEASE MOVE?

228. SCOOT.

229. EXCUSE ME.

230. I'LL SWING IT AROUND.

231. EXCUSE ME.

232. I'LL DUMP YOU OUT.

233. CAREFUL.

234. WATCH YOUR HEAD.

235. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND.

236. UGH, I'M OUT.

237. OKAY.

238. STOW THAT, PLEASE.

239. GET IN THERE.

240. HERE WE ARE.

241. COMFY?

242. GET THOSE LEGS OUT.

243. READY?

244. AND ON THREE — ONE, TWO, THREE.

245. HUZZIES, HUZZIES, HUZZIES.

246. HOOBELL.

247. HOOBELL.

248. SHEER, SHEER, SHEER, SHEER.

249. SHEE, SHEE.

250. HASS, HASS, HASS, HASS, HASS,

251. HASS, HASS, HASS, HASS.

252. AAH!

253. UGH!

254. UGH!

255. DID YOU SWALLOW IT?

256. YEAH, I SWALLOWED THE BALL.

257. IT'S INSIDE OF YOU NOW.

258. LET'S SWITCH IT UP.

259. ONE, TWO, THREE.

260. OH!