Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 4x10

Directed by

Fred Armisen as Self • Jemaine Clement as Eric's Tennis Double • Bret McKenzie as Tim's Tennis Double • A.D. Miles as Glen Tennis • Bob Odenkirk as Cinco Announcer (voice)

Tim and Eric engage in a high stakes game of tennis, while Richard Dunn presides. Meanwhile, Glen Tennis sits down with Grum to discuss the release of their latest film.

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1. HI, I'M TIM HEIDECKER.

2. HI, I'M ERIC WAREHEIMER.

3. A-AND I JUST BET ERIC WAREHEIMER $1 MILLION THAT

4. I COULD BEAT HIM IN ONE SINGLE GAME OF "TIM AND ERIC" TENNIS,

5. AND HERE'S MY CHECK TO PROVE IT.

6. I'VE ACCEPTED TIM'S BET BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN MYSELF AND

7. ALSO MY TENNIS ABILITIES, AND HERE'S MY CHECK TO PROVE IT.

8. ONE OF THESE CHECKS IS GETTING RIPPED UP, ONE OF THEM

9. IS GETTING CASHED ON TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF...

10. MAN, IT'S TOO BAD WE CAN'T SMOKE IN HERE.

11. I KNOW.

12. I'M DYING FOR A CIGARETTE.

13. IT'S CIGARETTE JUICE FROM CINCO DRINKS.

14. FEED YOUR NEED FOR NICOTINE WITH THIS NEW COOL AND REFRESHING

15. BEVERAGE.

16. OUR DRINXPERTS EXTRACT THE TOBACCO FROM REAL CIGARETTES.

17. THE TOBACCO IS BREWED IN CINCO WATER AND THEN HAND-SQUEEZED TO

18. GIVE IT THAT THICK, BROWN, CIGARETTE TASTE.

19. HELLO. MY NAME IS GLEN TENNIS, AND I'M HERE TODAY

20. WITH MY GOOD FRIEND AND THE STAR OF MY NEW FILM,

21. "THE PILLGRUMS" — GRUM!

22. HI, MR. TENNIS.

23. THANKS FOR HAVING ME, AND THANKS FOR DIRECTING ME IN

24. "THE PILLGRUMS."

25. WELL, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BRING THE STORY OF THE PILLGRUMS

26. TO THE BIG SCREEN?

27. IT WAS VERY EXCITING.

28. I LOVE THE PILLGRUMS, AND IT WAS FUN WORKING WITH YOU, TOO.

29. WELL... LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A

30. CLIP.

31. THERE IT IS, GRUM — PLYMOUTH ROCK.

32. WHAT ARE ALL THOSE CLOWNS DOING THERE?

33. THOSE AREN'T CLOWNS, GRUM.

34. THOSE ARE INDIANS.

35. WELL, WHAT ARE THEY EATING?

36. WELL, THEY'RE EATING THANKSGIVING DINNER — YOU KNOW,

37. TURKEY, GRAVY, CRESCENT ROLLS, AMBROSIA, PIES, GREEN-BEAN

38. CASSEROLE, AND MAIZE.

39. MAIZE.

40. OHH!

41. THERE'S MY CHIPPY.

42. OKAY, BOYS.

43. LET'S GO OVER THE RULES FOR TIM AND ERIC'S TENNIS.

44. FIRST MAN TO TAARGUS WINS THE MILLION DOLLARS.

45. MY NAME'S RICHARD DUNN, AND I'LL BE YOUR JUDGE.

46. SO, LET'S BEGIN.

47. [ TWINKLE! ] UGH!

48. FAULT.

49. ERIC — DENGUS.

50. TIM — ZERO.

51. WHAT'S GOING ON?

52. TIM BET ERIC A MILLION BUCKS THAT, UH, HE COULD BEAT HIM AT

53. TENNIS.

54. OH, SACK.

55. I KNOW.

56. WHICH ONE'S TIM?

57. AAH!

58. FAULT.

59. ERIC — PAYNUSS.

60. TIM — ZERO.

61. HAAA-AAH!

62. FAULT.

63. A LITTLE WIDE.

64. ERIC — FIBBUS.

65. TIM — ZERO.

66. AAAAH-WHOA!

67. FAULT.

68. ERIC — CHONUS.

69. TIM — ZERO.

70. ONE MORE POINT, AND ERIC WINS THE $1 MILLION.

71. TIME.

72. TIME.

73. TIM...

74. DUDE, LET'S CALL THIS OFF.

75. YOU CAN'T EVEN GET IT OVER THE NET.

76. NO, I'M NOT CALLING IT OFF.

77. I'M GONNA BEAT YOU.

78. WHATEVER, PRICK.

79. GAME ON!

80. YOUR ASS IS GRASS.

81. GAME'S ON!

82. I hate movies.

83. You can't smoke in here.

84. I know.

85. I'm dying for a cigarette.

86. YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO SMOKE TO ENJOY CIGARETTE

87. JUICE.

88. HI, I'M THE CHARACTER SPAGETT, AND WHEN I'M NOT

89. SPOOKING, I LIKE TO SMOKE.

90. WHEN I CAN'T SMOKE, I CHOOSE CIGARETTE JUICE BECAUSE IT

91. TASTES GREAT AND IT'S FILLED WITH THE NICOTINE AND THE TAR

92. THAT I NEED.

93. OOH, SPAGETT!

94. OOPS!

95. CIGARETTE.

96. JUICE.

97. CIGARETTE JUICE FROM CINCO DRINKS.

98. IT'S NATURAL.

99. HEY, YOU GUYS READY FOR

100. ANOTHER ROUND OF WINGS?

101. YEAH, PUT 'EM...

102. KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT.

103. ♪ I MISS MY WIFE ♪ BEING SEPARATED JUST DOESN'T

104. FEEL SO RIGHT ♪ ♪ EATING BUFFALO WINGS

105. WITH YOU ♪ ♪ JUST DOESN'T REPLACE THE

106. HANDS ON ME ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE TOUCHED, OH-OH

107. ME ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE TOUCHED, OH-OH

108. YOU KNOW, THE BEST PART ABOUT "THE PILLGRUMS" IS THAT IT'S

109. GOING TO BE EXCLUSIVELY RELEASED ON THE NEW CINCO VIDEO CUBE

110. PLAYBACK SYSTEM.

111. BUT HOW DOES IT WORK?

112. WELL, GOOD QUESTION, GRUM.

113. SEE, THE MOVIE IS CONTAINED INSIDE THE CUBE, AND THE CUBE

114. CAN BE PLUGGED INTO ANY VHS TAPE ONCE YOU REMOVE THE PROTECTIVE

115. TAB.

116. THEN YOU PLUG IT IN, AND THEN THAT VHS TAPE CAN BE PLAYED IN

117. ANY CINCO VHS PLAYBACK SYSTEM.

118. WOW.

119. LOOK AT THE QUALITY ON THAT PICTURE.

120. WELL, GRUM, THAT'S CINCO CUBE QUALITY FOR YOU.

121. THANKS, CINCO.

122. GOOD NEWS!

123. CIGARETTE JUICE!

124. CUT.

125. HEY, MARK, SORRY TO DROP YOU OUT OF THE MEETING.

126. UH, YEAH, WELL, WE DO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM,

127. ACTUALLY.

128. YEAH, WELL, I'M TELLING YOU, THEY'VE BEEN DOUSING ME IN THIS

129. CIGARETTE JUICE.

130. IT'S STARTING TO REALLY IRRITATE THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH.

131. NO, I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T SMOKE.

132. I SMOKE CIGARS OCCASIONALLY, WHEN FRIENDS ARE IN TOWN.

133. YEAH, I DO HAVE — YES, I DO.

134. YES, I DO.

135. WELL, OKAY, THEN I CAN — I CAN SEND YOU A CLIP.

136. I SAID, "CAN I GET A TOWEL?" AND THEY SAID, "ABSOLUTELY NOT."

137. I SAID, "I SEE A TOWEL RIGHT THERE."

138. AND THEY SAID, "THAT TOWEL IS FOR SOMEONE ELSE."

139. ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHATEVER YOU CAN DO TO HELP, I'D LOVE TO JUST

140. GET SOME DRY CLOTHES.

141. JUST GIVE HIM A CALL.

142. ONE MORE POINT AND ERIC WINS TAARGUS AND THE $1 MILLION.

143. GOOD LUCK, ERIC.

144. GUY, COME ON, TRY TO TIE.

145. U-U-U-UGH!

146. [ ZOOM! ] IT'S IN!

147. DUDE!

148. UGH!

149. AAH!

150. UHH!

151. UGH!

152. GUYS, LOOK AT THE BALL.

153. AAAH!

154. OHH!

155. ERIC — CHONUS.

156. TIM — DENGUS.

157. HUH!

158. NO!

159. ERIC — CHONUS.

160. TIM — PAYNUSS.

161. ERIC — CHONUS.

162. TIM — FIBBUS.

163. OHH!

164. DAH!

165. SO... PLEASE SETTLE.

166. WE'RE TIED CHONUS.

167. CHONUS.

168. THIS IS THE GAME... POINT.

169. COME ON, TIM!

170. COME ON, TIM!

171. GAME OVER.

172. ERIC WINS.

173. YEAH!

174. ALL RIGHT!

175. COME HERE.

176. GOOD GAME, MAN.

177. GOOD GAME.

178. OW!

179. I'M RICH!

180. YEAH!

181. MILLION DOLLARS!

182. HEY!

183. $1 MILLION!

184. ERIC JUST HIT HIM IN THE HEAD.

185. I'M SORRY.

186. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

187. OW!

188. OH, YEAH!

189. JUST DID IT AGAIN.

190. MY BEST FRIEND GOT HIT IN THE HEAD BY HIS BEST FRIEND.

191. DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR HIM?