Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 3x9

Directed by

Zach Galifianakis as Tairy Greene • Rainn Wilson as Bobby Stoan • Inara George as Self (voice) • Greg Kurstin as Self • Ramon Hilario as Child Showcase Host

Larry gets jealous of Mr. Henderson and Carol's date together. Burps with Tim & Eric. Tairy Greene's acting class continues. Bobby Stoan performs on the Channel 5 Child Showcase.

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1. HEY, CAPTAIN.

2. HUH?

3. 6:30 TOO EARLY?

4. FOR WHAT?

5. TOMORROW.

6. FISHING — REMEMBER?

7. LARRY, NO.

8. I GOT A DATE WITH CAROL TOMORROW.

9. I MEANT TO CANCEL ON YOU EARLIER.

10. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

11. DICK, WE'VE HAD THIS PLANNED FOR WEEKS.

12. LARRY, YOU GOT TO GROW UP AND SHAVE YOUR BALLS, OKAY?

13. IT'S A REAL MAN'S GAME.

14. IT'S THE BIG LEAGUES.

15. I-I GOT THE BOAT READY. I — NO, NO, LARRY, LARRY.

16. SHH!

17. YOU CAN GO FISH WITH YOURSELF.

18. TAKE YOUR POLE OUT AND STROKE IT.

19. PUT YOUR FIST IN YOUR MOUTH.

20. GO AHEAD.

21. WIPE AWAY THOSE TEARS, LARRY.

22. COME ON.

23. WHY DON'T YOU GO SHAVE.

24. LOOK AT MY CALENDAR.

25. CAN'T DO IT.

26. LOOK IT UP.

27. LOOK IT UP, LAR.

28. CAN'T DO IT.

29. LOOK AT MY CALENDAR...

30. OH, HEY, LAR.

31. BITCH.

32. WHAT'D I SAY?

33. YOU KNOW, CAROL, HE'S BEEN A BUG ALL WEEK.

34. OH, I DROPPED SOMETHING.

35. MM. WHOO!

36. I CAN SMELL THAT FROM RIGHT HERE.

37. I'M GONNA GET FINGERS WE-E-T.

38. TWO TICKETS TO STANK TOWN.

39. HELLO.

40. WELCOME TO "BURPS."

41. I'M YOUR HOST, TIM HEIDECKER.

42. WITH ME IS ERIC WAREHEIM, MY GUEST.

43. THANKS, TIM.

44. I APPRECIATE YOU LETTING ME COME BACK.

45. SO, TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH BURPS.

46. A LOT OF THE TIMES —

47. EXCUSE ME.

48. I ALWAYS LOOK AT BURPS IN TERMS OF THEIR WETNESS.

49. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HAVE A WET BURP OR A DRY BURP.

50. WHAT DO YOU THINK SPARKS THAT?

51. IS IT A COMBINATION OF FOOD AND LIQUID?

52. I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS IN —

53. THERE'S SOMETHING THAT

54. HAPPENS INSIDE.

55. I DON'T KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC TERM FOR IT, BUT THE MORE CARBONATION

56. THAT BUILDS UP —

57. I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU BURP A LOT, AND I'M WONDERING

58. HOW DO YOU GET THROUGH THE DAY WITHOUT MAKING A HUGE SCENE.

59. THAT IS A GREAT QUESTION.

60. THE TABLE HAS TURNED.

61. WHAT I'VE DISCOVERED IS YOU CAN ACTUALLY BURP WORDS.

62. YOU ASK ME ANY QUESTION, AND I'LL ANSWER USING BURPS, AND SEE

63. IF YOU EVEN NOTICE.

64. DO YOU WANT IT TO BE SUNNY OUT TOMORROW OR RAINY?

65. RAIN.

66. OKAY, TRY THIS ONE.

67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STARRING DUSTIN HOFFMAN?

68. "RAIN...

69. MAN."

70. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR ON THE TV SHOW

71. "THE OFFICE"?

72. RAIIN...

73. WILSON.

74. FAVORITE PRINCE SONG?

75. "PURPLE...

76. RAIN."

77. JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA START BURPING...

78. THAT'S PRETTY AMAZING.

79. IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN.

80. BEST.

81. THANKS.

82. YEAH.

83. WHO SHOULD I TALK TO?

84. ANYBODY WEARING ONE OF THESE YELLOW HATS.

85. [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ LET'S MAKE SOME PLANS,

86. TAKE A TRIP TO MEXICO ♪ ♪ I DON'T WANT TO SHARE YOU

87. AGAIN ON THE RADIO ♪ ♪ OH, ONCE I JUST KNEW

88. ♪ I DON'T KNOW

89. WHAT TO DO ♪ ♪ MY BEST FRIEND LEFT ME

90. FOR A PIECE OF ♪ ♪ JUST DON'T GO TELLING ME

91. EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ OH, I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL MAKE

92. IT THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪

93. YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT AS AN ACTOR!

94. JAMES BRENT...

95. COMMUNITY COLLEGE — IT DOESN'T MATTER.

96. DON'T EVER BE YOURSELF.

97. DON'T EVER BE YOURSELF.

98. IT'S OKAY TO LAUGH.

99. LAUGH WHEN YOU'RE A CHILD.

100. YES, TOYCO.

101. YES, FRANCIS.

102. YES, STANLEY CASTEY.

103. CAST— JUST LIKE THAT, I CHANGE IT.

104. HOW MANY ACTORS OR ACTRESSES THAT YOU KNOW OF ARE NOT IN

105. WHEELCHAIRS?

106. CATHY.

107. TOM HANKS.

108. RIGHT.

109. CATH.

110. KIRSTEN DUNST.

111. KIRSTEN DUNST.

112. WHO'S THAT?

113. WHO'S KIRSTEN DUNST?

114. UH...

115. I KNOW SHE PLAYS SPIDER-MAN'S BOY— UH, GIRLFRIEND IN

116. "SPIDER-MAN."

117. THAT'S ALL I KNOW.

118. Spider-Girl.

119. What a great idea.

120. Spider-Girl.

121. It's good stuff.

122. Yeah, Spider-Girl's nice.

123. UH, LOCATIONS — HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW OF

124. LOCATIONS ON FILMS THAT YOU'VE SEEN?

125. NAME A LOCATION THAT HAS NOT BEEN IN A WHEELCHAIR.

126. WHAT?

127. NAME A LOCATION THAT'S NOT BEEN IN A WHEELCHAIR!

128. LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HAD THAT QUESTION BEFORE!

129. WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT LAST WEEK?

130. HOLLYWOOD.

131. CATHY.

132. CATHY.

133. CHAPMAN UNIVERSITY.

134. CHAPMAN UNIVERSITY WAS IN A HORRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT TWO WEEKS

135. AGO AND IS, IN FACT, IN A WHEELCHAIR.

136. HA HA. SOME JOKE.

137. DO IT AS IF YOU'RE LISTENING TO HIM.

138. WE GOT TO DO IT REAL SERIOUS,

139. RIGHT?

140. YEAH, I KNOW.

141. I NEED A PAPER TOWEL.

142. YEAH. CLEAR AIR.

143. I GOT TO GET UP.

144. NEXT WE HAVE WITH US THIS

145. MORNING LITTLE BOBBY STOAN.

146. DO YOU LIKE TO SING?

147. YES.

148. TAKE IT AWAY, BOBBY.

149. [ DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ SOON I WILL GROW UP

150. AND TURN INTO A MAN ♪ ♪ I'LL FIND ME A LADY

151. AS FAST AS I CAN ♪ ♪ WON'T YOU LET ME KNOW, DADDY

152. WANT A CHILD GROWING IN HERE SOON, RIGHT?

153. THAT WOULD BE REALLY NICE.

154. IT'D BE PRETTY EASY.

155. PICK ONE HOLE AND JUST COMMIT.

156. YEAH.

157. SEND SOME STUFF UP THERE, YOU KNOW?

158. YOU CAN COME BY MY PLACE.

159. I GOT MYSELF A BIG-TIME RUBBER-BAND COLLECTION.

160. SO WHAT I DO IS I CUT OFF CIRCULATION TO CERTAIN PARTS.

161. IT MAKES ME LOOK...

162. EVER TAKE A LONG LOOK AT

163. YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR DOWN THERE, YOU KNOW?

164. I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD GO IN

165. THAT MEN'S ROOM THERE AND TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS.

166. OH! OH!

167. HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING FOR TONIGHT.

168. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MAKING A DO.

169. I'M TALKING ABOUT DOING THE DO.

170. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

171. I WANT MY FRIEND BACK.

172. HO. HEY.

173. GET BACK. GET BACK.

174. YOU REALLY HURT LARRY.

175. HEY, LAR, PUT THE GUN DOWN, FRIEND.

176. DICK, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

177. YOU'RE SCUM.

178. YOU'RE A WORM.

179. H-HOLD ON.

180. NOW, LAR, DON'T DO THIS.

181. HI, LARRY.

182. LAR, PUT THE GUN DOWN NOW!

183. [ RIFLESHOT, SCREAMS ] YOU BLEW IT.

184. YOU OKAY?

185. YEAH.

186. YEAH, I'M OKAY.

187. HOW ABOUT YOU?

188. YEAH, I'M FINE.

189. THESE THINGS REALLY WORK.

190. WELL, YOU JUMPED RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF THAT BULLET,

191. DIDN'T YOU?

192. YOU WERE AMAZING WITH, LIKE, "LARRY, DON'T SHOOT!

193. NO!" WHAT A DUMMY.

194. THIS WAS FUN.

195. I LOVE YOU.