Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 3x8

Directed by

'Weird Al' Yankovic as Uncle Muscles • Will Forte as Dr. Reid Tamaranda • Michael Q. Schmidt as Self • Lou C. Keay as Phone Answerer • Matthew Krumwiede as Phone Answerer

Channel 5 Live broadcast of the Muscles for Bones benefit for Richard Dunn. Starring Richard Dunn, David Liebe Hart, Casey and his Brother, Uncle Muscles, Steve Brule and more!

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1. GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

2. I'M TIM HEIDECKER, WELCOME TO MUSCLES FOR BONES.

3. I'M ERIC WAREHEIM, FRIENDS OF TIM HEIDECKER,

4. AND ALSO YOUR CO-HOST FOR MUSCLES FOR BONES.

5. WELCOME TO THE CHANNEL 5 STUDIOS.

6. SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW, RICHARD DUNN, SUFFERING FROM

7. A VERY DEBILITATING DEGENERATIVE BONE DISEASE,

8. WHICH WE'RE HERE TO HELP HIM OUT FROM.

9. DAMN IT, GREG.

10. AND YOU CAN HELP.

11. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS CALL THE NUMBER AT THE BOTTOM

12. OF YOUR SCREEN, AND SEND US YOUR BONES.

13. SEND US YOUR MAM-MAM AND POP-POP'S BONES

14. THAT WILL ALL HELP RICHARD DUNN RETURN TO HEALTH.

15. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY, SO CALL NOW.

16. WE'LL BE CHECKING IN WITH YOU LATER ON IN THE EVENING,

17. BUT RIGHT NOW WE'RE GONNA KICK IT OVER TO STUDIO B,

18. WHERE WE GOT SOME GREAT ENTERTAINMENT PLANNED.

19. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, MAY I INTRODUCE TO YOU,

20. UNCLE MUSCLES HIMSELF, UNCLE MUSCLES!

21. I'M UNCLE MUSCLES.

22. AND THANK YOU FOR JOINING US IN THIS IMPORTANT BENEFIT

23. TO HELP RICHARD DUNN GET NEW BONES.

24. THIS POOR MAN NEEDS YOUR HELP.

25. MANY OF US TAKE OUR BONES FOR GRANTED,

26. BUT NOT THIS MAN.

27. THIS IS WHAT LIFE USED TO BE LIKE FOR RICHARD.

28. AND LOOK AT HIM NOW.

29. HE NEEDS YOUR BONES.

30. CHILDREN, PLEASE SEND ME YOUR BONES.

31. I NEED THEM MUCH MORE THAN YOU DO

32. RIGHT NOW.

33. IT'S AN EMERGENCY!

34. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY SHOW!

35. LET ME TELL YOU, WE HAVE A FINE EVENING OF ENTERTAINMENT

36. FOR YOU ALL.

37. AND I WANNA START OFF WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE PERFORMERS,

38. DAVID LIEBE HART.

39. THIS IS A NEW SONG I WROTE

40. ABOUT DRINKING MILK AND STAYING HEALTHY FOR RICHARD DUNN

41. TO GET BONES, OKAY.

42. IT'S CALLED — OKAY.

43. IT'S A NEW SONG I WROTE.

44. MILK FANS ♪ ♪ THEY STAY HEALTHY

45. 'CAUSE THEY DRINK MILK ♪ ♪ AND THAT'S WHY THEY ARE

46. HAPPY STILL ♪ ♪ DRINK MILK

47. THE MILKY WAY ♪ ♪ IT KEEPS YOU HEALTHY

48. EVERY DAY ♪ ♪ DRINK MILK AND STAY HEALTHY

49. DON'T FORGET TO BRING IN THOSE FUNDS FOR RICHARD DUNN

50. TO GET THOSE NEW BONES!

51. HI, I'M DR. STEVE BRULE.

52. YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR BONES?

53. YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES THE BONES?

54. BONES ARE MADE FROM THE STUFF THAT YOUR MUSCLES DON'T LIKE,

55. THE JUNK THAT YOUR MUSCLES THROW OUT.

56. THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOUR BONES.

57. SO, SEND US SOME BONES FOR RICHARD DUNN.

58. HE'S AN OLD WOBBLY GUY, HE NEEDS SOME NEW BONES.

59. COME ON, DUM-DUM, GIVE US SOME BONES, HA HA HA!

60. SEND US SOME BONES!

61. BRING US YOUR BONES.

62. FOR YOUR HEALTH.

63. I'M VERY PROUD OF OUR NEXT ACT.

64. CASEY AND HIS BROTHER HAVE PUT TOGETHER A VERY SPECIAL

65. SONG FOR THIS EVENT CALLED, "I WANT TO LIVE

66. IN A CHOO CHOO TRAIN."

67. OKAY, WE GOT A FEW MINUTES

68. HERE, WE'RE JUST GONNA NAME OFF A FEW OF YOU GUYS OUT THERE

69. THAT ARE MAKING A DIFFERENCE.

70. WE'VE GOT BRENDAN O'FLAN

71. CALLING IN WITH 1,000 BONES.

72. FANTASTIC.

73. THANK YOU SO MUCH, BRENDAN.

74. WONDERFUL.

75. THE BRANDON TWINS, SAM AND BRANDON CALLING IN

76. WITH 1,000 BONES EACH.

77. THANK YOU SAM AND BRANDON.

78. WE GOT 20 BONES COMING IN FROM CATTSE D'OURSE.

79. THANK YOU SO MUCH, CATTSE.

80. BRAD HARRITY IS CALLING IN...

81. BREAD? IS IT BREAD?

82. CALLING IN WITH 100,000 BONES.

83. THANK YOU, BREAD.

84. THANK YOU SO MUCH, BREAD.

85. WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

86. AAH!

87. UH!

88. AAH! AAAH!

89. HE'S REALLY SICK

90. AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP.

91. HELLO, I'M DR. REID TAMARANDA FROM THE AMERICAN BONE

92. INSTITUTE.

93. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, HEY, I DON'T HAVE ANY SPARE

94. HUMAN BONES TO DONATE.

95. WELL, NOW SCIENTISTS FROM OUR INSTITUTE

96. HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MAKE USABLE HEALTHY HUMAN BONES

97. FROM CHICKEN AND PIG RIB BONES.

98. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

99. HERE'S ONE OF OUR SCIENTISTS IN OUR LAB WITH A COLLECTION

100. OF USED ANIMAL BONES WHICH WOULD NORMALLY BE TOSSED

101. OUT IN THE TRASH.

102. FIRST THE BONES ARE CRUSHED INTO A FINE WHITE POWDER.

103. THEN WATER, OR FRUIT JUICE IS ADDED.

104. AND THE MIXTURE IS SET ASIDE FOR SEVERAL DAYS.

105. ON THE LAST DAY,

106. THE MIXTURE IS POURED INTO THIS PLASTER MOLD

107. AND PLACED IN A PIZZA OVEN.

108. THIS ONE IS IN THE SHAPE OF THE ARM BONE,

109. BUT THIS ONE MUST BE DESTROYED FOR IT IS ONLY

110. FOR DEMONSTRATION.

111. SO IF YOU CAN'T SEND IN YOUR OWN HUMAN BONES,

112. THINK ABOUT THE ANIMALS AROUND YOU.

113. UH, ONE IMPORTANT NOTE,

114. PLEASE DO NOT SEND IN SQUIRREL BONES.

115. AND I AM DEADLY SERIOUS

116. ABOUT THIS.

117. IT CAUSES GREAT PROBLEMS, IT'S COMPLICATED.

118. DO NOT SEND SQUIRREL BONES.

119. THANK YOU.

120. 999,999!

121. ONE MILLION BONES!

122. OH, WOW!

123. WOW, WE DID IT!

124. WE REALLY DID DO IT.

125. THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR CALLING IN,

126. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

127. THROW THAT NUMBER OUT BECAUSE WE'RE GOING FOR

128. FIVE MILLION BONES.

129. YOU GUYS UP FOR THAT?

130. WE'RE GONNA RAISE THE STAKES.

131. CAN WE DO IT?

132. CONTINUE TO CALL IN ALL NIGHT.

133. CALL THE NUMBER RIGHT ON YOUR SCREEN, SEND US YOUR BONES,

134. CONTINUE TO HELP RICHARD DUNN.

135. FOLKS, WE GOT AN AMAZING SURPRISE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

136. I WANNA KICK IT OVER TO STUDIO B.

137. JAN AND WAYNE SKYLER.

138. HIT IT, GUYS!

139. HELLO, HI!

140. OH, THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

141. THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR COMING OUT.

142. GEEZ, WOW! THIS IS FANTASTIC.

143. THE REASON WE'RE HERE TONIGHT IS TO CELEBRATE RICHARD DUNN.

144. THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR COMING OUT FOR MUSCLES

145. FOR BONES.

146. WHAT WE DID, OUR CONTRIBUTION WAS WE GOT TOGETHER

147. WITH SOME SONG WRITERS AND COME UP WITH A HYMN

148. THAT WE'D LIKE TO SING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

149. MIKE.

150. MIKE!

151. MIKE, CAN YOU PUT THE MUSIC ON, PLEASE?

152. YOU KNOW, WAYNE, IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME TODAY

153. THAT WE CAN HELP — EVERYONE OF US, IF WE JUST

154. GIVE FROM OURSELVES, FROM OUR OWN BONES,

155. TO OUR GOOD FRIEND, RICH.

156. I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU, JAN. I WANNA DIG DEEP INTO

157. MYSELF AND GIVE ALL OF MY BONES TO RICHARD DUNN.

158. EXCEPT FOR ONE BONE.

159. THAT'S RIGHT, 'CAUSE THAT BONE'S MINE,

160. AND I'M GONNA USE IT TONIGHT.

161. THANK YOU.

162. COME ON, EVERYBODY!

163. SORRY ABOUT THE SQUIRREL BONES, RICHARD.

164. SORRY ABOUT THE SQUIRRELS, RICHARD BONES.

165. HI, RICHARD, YOU REMIND ME OF PEPPER.

166. ALL THE TEENAGE GIRLS!

167. EVERYBODY!

168. PLEASE SEND ME YOUR BONES TODAY.

169. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE SHOW TONIGHT.

170. THANK YOU GOR COMING TO THIS EMERGENCY SHOW.

171. GOOD NIGHT!

172. THANK YOU AGAIN SO MUCH.

173. I'M TIM HEIDECKER SIGNING OFF.

174. ERIC WAREHEIM, GOOD NIGHT!