Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 3x7

Directed by

Maria Bamford as Maria the Cat Specialist • Bill Hader as Self as James Quall • Gene Arnold as Restaurant Patron • Ron Barrows as Tim's Trumpet • Steven Barry as Waiter

Tim and Eric lead their jazz band through jazz chatter scats. The Beaver Boys visit a restaurant and come into contact with some shrimp and white wine. How do you truly clean up after your cat? (Maria Bamford and Bill Hader)

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1. OH.

2. HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

3. THIS IS JAMES QUALL AGAIN.

4. AND NOW I'LL — NOW WE'LL HEAR WHAT PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN

5. WOULD HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS.

6. SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS CAN BE EATEN, UH, WITH TOMATO SAUCE OR,

7. UH... OR YOU COULD TRY, UH, DAVID STOCKMAN'S SUGGESTION AND

8. HAVE IT WITH KETCHUP.

9. I'M QUALL.

10. ONE, TWO, THREE!

11. HO!

12. I MEAN, I THINK IT'S KEY TO REMEMBER THAT A LOT OF GREAT

13. JAZZ MUSICIANS WEREN'T EVEN PROFESSIONAL JAZZ MUSICIANS.

14. THEY DIDN'T MAKE MONEY DOING IT.

15. FOR EXAMPLE, TO THIS DAY, I'M — I WORK AT A PIZZA RESTAURANT AS

16. HOST.

17. THE WAY A JAZZ MUSICIAN WORKS IS JAZZ IS YOUR PASSION.

18. WHAT I DO IS I MANAGE A LOT OF CHILDREN.

19. WE GO ON CAMPING RETREATS.

20. AND I ACTUALLY, AT NIGHT, WHEN THEY'RE ASLEEP, I WILL PUT ON A

21. LITTLE JAZZ — LITTLE BOOGIE-WOOGIE.

22. AND SO WHEN THEY WAKE UP, THEY ARE IRRITABLE, AND THEY DID NOT

23. HAVE A PLEASANT NIGHT'S SLEEP LIKE JAZZ.

24. NOR SHOULD THEY.

25. ONE, TWO, THREE.

26. HO!

27. [ MID-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYS ] TAKE IT!

28. I'M GONNA THROW THIS AT YOU.

29. HI.

30. I'M MARIA BAMFORD, AND WELCOME TO "CLEANING UP AFTER YOUR CAT."

31. I'M HERE WITH MY GOOD FRIEND MATT.

32. I WAS SURPRISED HE WOULD COME ON AFTER ALL THE THINGS WE'VE BEEN

33. THROUGH TOGETHER.

34. IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR CAT, MATT, WOULDN'T

35. YOU SAY?

36. MM-HMM.

37. DO YOU CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR CAT?

38. NO! AND THAT'S WHY WE BROKE UP!

39. WHAT ARE YOUR CATS' NAMES?

40. MR. MISTOPHOLIS.

41. OKAY.

42. AND SKIMBLE SHANKS.

43. SKIMBLE SHANKS.

44. AND GRIZABELLA.

45. AND GRIZABELLA.

46. OKAY.

47. WHICH IS WHICH?

48. I —

49. EAT IT!

50. WA-BA WA-BA-BA?

51. FA WA-BA WA.

52. PLEASE.

53. HERE YOU ARE, SIR.

54. THE SHRIMP SCAMPI.

55. AND FOR THE GENTLEMAN, THE GRILLED SHRIMP SALAD.

56. I'LL BE BACK WITH YOUR DRINKS.

57. SHRIMP!

58. SHRIMP!

59. SHRIMP. TWINS.

60. SHRIMP. TWINS.

61. SHRIMP!

62. AND THE HOUSE CHARDONNAY FOR THE GENTLEMAN.

63. WHITE WINE!

64. WHITE WINE!

65. WHITE WINE! WHITE WINE!

66. SHRIMP WITH WHITE WINE.

67. LET ME BLOW SOMETHING!

68. OH!

69. [ MUSIC CONTINUES, OFF-KEY ] HOT! OH!

70. I THOUGHT YOU WERE

71. COMING IN ON THE 8, AND YOU CAME IN ON THE 6!

72. HOT!

73. IT WAS HOT.

74. HOT!

75. ONE, TWO, THREE, GO!

76. GOOD EVENING, FOLKS.

77. I-I SUPPOSE THAT, UH...

78. I'M MR. SAMMY DAVIS JR. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

79. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. JACK NICHOLSON.

80. I'M QUALL.

81. GOOD, UH, EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

82. THIS IS JAMES QUALL.

83. THIS IS BILL COSBY.

84. SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS.

85. WHERE WOULD I GO?

86. [ KNOCK ON DOOR, DOOR OPENS ] AAH! AAH! GET OUT OF HERE!

87. OH.

88. JAMES.

89. I DON'T THINK I HAVE IT ANYMORE, DAVID.

90. I-I THINK I'M — YOU ARE THE GREATEST SINCE

91. RICHARD LITTLE.

92. I'M JACK NICHOLSON.

93. MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.

94. I'VE GOT IT BACK.

95. OOH!

96. SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS.

97. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.

98. TIRED OF ALL THE E-MAILS.

99. GOOD TO SEE YOU FACE-TO-FACE.

100. WANTED TO MEET YOU FACE-TO-FACE.

101. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND HERE?

102. WELL, LIKE I SAID, THE SCAMPI IS PRETTY GOOD.

103. EXCUSE ME.

104. THE MANAGER WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF THIS IS A BUSINESS OR

105. PLEASURE LUNCH.

106. IT'S BUSINESS.

107. PLEASURE.

108. IT'S PLEASURE.

109. WELL, BUSINESS, ALSO.

110. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

111. THANKS. APPRECIATE IT.

112. WELL, THE SHRIMP'S PRETTY FAMOUS HERE, BUT THE SERVICE

113. ISN'T THAT GREAT.

114. HE'S BEEN HERE FOREVER.

115. HAS HE?

116. YEAH.

117. HAS HE?

118. UH, LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT SETTLED IN, WE GOT A REALLY,

119. REALLY NICE CONDO OUT IN THE VALLEY.

120. DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY BOYS?

121. WELL, SURE.

122. HOW ABOUT A BASKETBALL COURT?

123. YOU'D HAVE TO GO TO THE HIGH SCHOOL ON THE CORNER.

124. EXCUSE ME.

125. I HAVE TO GO NUMBER TWO.

126. OKAY. MENTION MY NAME, YOU'LL GET A GOOD SEAT, YOU KNOW?

127. WELL, WE'RE BACK, AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE WORST THING

128. ABOUT CATS, WHICH IS THEIR HAIR.

129. THAT CAT HAIR GETS INTO EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY.

130. MATT DIDN'T GET INTO MY NOOK OR MY CRANNY.

131. HE COULD HAVE...

132. IF HE WANTED TO.

133. OH, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CAT HAIR.

134. AND I INVESTED IN ONE OF THESE LITTLE... THINGIES.

135. OOH, YOU HAVE HAIR ALL OVER YOU.

136. OOF.

137. GET IT OFF.

138. GET IT OFF.

139. GET IT OFF.

140. IT'S EVERYWHERE.

141. GET IT OFF.

142. GET IT OFF.

143. IT'S ALL OVER ME.

144. GET IT OFF.

145. GET OFF.

146. MY SISTER SAYS I'M FILTHY.

147. DO YOU STILL HAVE CAT HAIR ON

148. YOU?

149. A LITTLE.

150. GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

151. OH.

152. YOU — I GOT TO TELL THIS STORY.

153. YOU ARE THE FIRST GUY TO TURN ME ON TO ONLINE BANKING.

154. HE — I DON'T KNOW WHICH BANK IT WAS AT THE TIME.

155. IT WAS PROBABLY BANK COMET OR BANK SOMETHING — NOT AROUND

156. ANYMORE.

157. HE TELLS ME — HE CALLS ME UP, AND HE GOES, "HOW MANY TIMES DO

158. YOU GO TO THE BANK A WEEK?" AND I SAY, "WELL, PROBABLY THREE

159. OR FOUR TIMES A WEEK," MAKING DEPOSITS.

160. HOW MANY MILES ARE YOU PUTTING ON YOUR CAR?

161. 10, 15 MILES.

162. HOW MUCH MONEY ARE YOU SPENDING ON GAS?

163. $30, $40 A WEEK ON GAS.

164. FORGET ABOUT IT.

165. AND HE GOES, "I'M ONLINE DOING MY BANKING."

166. AND I SAID, "WHAT THE HE— WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ONLINE?

167. WHAT, ARE YOU WAITING ON LINE AT THE BANK?"

168. ONE, TWO, THREE, HO!