1. DO YOU WANT AN
ENERGY DRINK OR DO YOU WANT
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2. TURBO FUEL MAXIMUM ENERGY SODA?
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3. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
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4. SUCK!
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5. SWALLOW!
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6. RELEASE!
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7. TURBO FUEL!
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8. NOW AVAILABLE IN KEG SIZE.
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9. FIVE... FOUR... THREE... TWO... ONE.
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10. DJ DREZZ.
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11. AND NOW TWO GUYS ONLY A MOTHER
COULD LOVE.
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12. OH, YEAH, AND SOME HOT CHICKS.
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13. JIM AND DERRICK.
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14. YO, WELCOME TO
"THE JIM AND DERRICK SHOW."
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15. I'M JIM HECKLER.
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16. WHAT UP, PEOPLE?
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17. I'M DERRICK WHIPPLE, AND WE GOT
SOME MAD SKETCHES FOR Y'ALL ON
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18. TODAY'S SHOW.
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19. IT'S GONNA BE TOTALLY HYPE.
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20. WE'RE GONNA BE CHECKING
IN WITH OUR GIRL HOLLY.
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21. AND WE'RE ALSO UPLOADING A
BRAND-NEW VISTA FRESH MOBILE
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22. VIRAL CLIP OF THE WEEK.
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23. YO, THAT CLIP'S GONNA
TOTALLY FREAK YOU OUT.
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24. PLUS, WE'RE GONNA GET
CRAZY "IN THE ZONE" WITH
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25. ELISHA CUTHBERT.
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26. SHE PLAYED JACK BAUER'S DAUGHTER
ON FOX'S HIT TV SHOW "24."
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27. YO, JIM, I WISH SHE WAS
MY DAUGHTER.
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28. THAT'S WHACK, YO.
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29. AND LATER ON OUR SHOW, I'M GONNA
BE CHALLENGING YOU TO A TURBO
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30. FUEL MAXIMUM ENERGY SODA CHUG
CONTEST.
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31. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED,
BRA.
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32. A'IGHT, LET'S GET THIS
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33. PARTY STARTED WITH A BRAND-NEW
SKETCH.
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34. YO, DJ DREZZ, TAKE US
OUT.
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35. ♪ DERRICK, JIM, D-D-DERRICK
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36. YOU AIN'T GIVE ME NO
$20, FOOL.
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37. YEAH, I DID WHEN WE WERE
S-BOARDING UP AT MOUNT HOOD.
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38. NAH, DUDE.
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39. GIVE ME MY MONEY, FOOL.
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40. MONEY?
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41. I THOUGHT YOU SAID "BUNNY."
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42. WHAT?
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43. I SAID "MONEY," FOOL.
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44. MONEY?
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45. I THOUGHT YOU SAID "HONEY."
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46. YO, THIS IS WHACK.
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47. YO, YOU GOT SKETCHED.
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48. YO, WHAT UP?
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49. IT'S JIM HECKLER.
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50. WE'RE ABOUT TO GO ON A
WORLD-CLASS TOUR OF ONE OF MY
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51. FAVORITE BONG SHOPS IN THE CITY.
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52. WHO KNOWS?
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53. I MIGHT EVEN PICK ONE UP FOR
MYSELF.
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54. TALK TO ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT
THIS ONE IN THE MIDDLE.
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55. IT'S, LIKE, A REALLY GOOD
PRICE — $40.
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56. YEAH.
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57. TALK TO ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT
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58. SOME OF THESE SMALLER ONES.
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59. LIKE, IS THIS, LIKE, FOR, LIKE,
SMALLER — FOR WHEN IT'S
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60. SMALLER?
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61. LIKE, CAN YOU USE SMALLER
AMOUNTS OR CAN YOU USE THE SAME
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62. AMOUNT?
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63. YOU CAN USE THE SAME AMOUNT.
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64. AWESOME.
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65. WELL, IT'S COME DOWN TO THE
WIRE.
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66. I GOT TO MAKE A CHOICE — WHICH
BONG I'M GONNA TAKE HOME.
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67. ALL RIGHT, ONE FOR MY BOY
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68. DERRICK AND ONE FOR ME.
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69. PLUS, I LIKE FROGS.
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70. [ RIBBIT! ]
I'D ALSO LIKE TO TAKE A COUPLE
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71. TURBO FUELS.
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72. OKAY.
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73. YOU'VE BEEN BONGED.
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74. TIME TO PARTY.
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75. JIM, THAT WAS
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76. HELLA-SICK FUNNY.
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77. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN WIGGIN' OUT,
MAN.
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78. SPEAKING OF WIGGIN' OUT,
YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING?
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79. WHAT, DAWG?
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80. HOW I'M GONNA KICK YOUR
SORRY ASS AT THE TURBO FUEL
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81. MAXIMUM ENERGY SODA CHUG
CONTEST.
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82. OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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83. OH, YES, I DID.
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84. YO, CHECK THIS — YOU
FOOLS AT HOME CAN VOTE TO SEE
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85. WHO YOU THINK WINS THE CHUG
CONTEST RIGHT NOW.
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86. ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS TEXT
"DERRICK WHIPPLE IS GONNA WIN
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87. THE CHUG 8-4-5-2" IF YOU THINK
I'M GONNA TAKE IT.
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88. AND TEXT "JIM HECKLER IS
THE WINNER OF THE CHUG CONTEST
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89. FOR SURE 5-6-7-2" IF YOU THINK
I'M GONNA WIN IT, WHICH I AM.
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90. YEAH, RIGHT, BRA.
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91. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THIS.
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92. PEACE!
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93. [ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
TONY!
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94. EXCUSE ME.
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95. TONY!
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96. PARDON ME.
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97. I GOT YOU A TURBO FUEL.
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98. I CAN'T, MAN.
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99. MY HANDS ARE ALL TIED UP.
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100. UGH.
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101. DON'T YOU WISH YOU
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102. AND
BE COOL WITH YOUR BROS?
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103. YES.
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104. NOW YOU CAN WITH
THE G.F. SPOONER FROM STINKO.
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105. SIMPLY STRAP ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND
AND LET THOSE ARMS DANGLE.
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106. NOW YOU CAN EXPERIENCE THE
CONCERT LIKE IT WAS MEANT TO BE.
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107. AND YOUR LADY WON'T MIND AS SHE
ENJOYS THE COMFORT OF THE PADDED
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108. SEAT AND THE LIFELIKE BOYFRIEND
HANDS.
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109. OH, YEAH!
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110. THANKS, G.F. SPOONER.
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111. TONY, I GOT YOU A TURBO FUEL.
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112. THANKS, MAN.
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113. ALL RIGHT.
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114. YO, PLANT YOUR ASS
BACK ON THE COUCH.
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115. "THE JIM AND DERRICK SHOW" IS
BACK.
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116. YO, WHAT UP?
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117. THIS IS DERRICK WHIPPLE HERE AT
THE TURBO FUEL MAXIMUM ENERGY
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118. SODA SKATE PARK.
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119. WE'RE GONNA WATCH SOME OF THESE
PROS SHRED SOME MAJOR RAMPS.
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120. LET'S GET REAL, MAN.
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121. MAYBE I'LL SHOW THEM A THING OR
TWO.
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122. [ CLANK! ]
YIPPIE! YIPPIE! YIPPIE!
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123. YIPPIE! YIPPIE!
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124. YIPPIE!
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125. YOU.
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126. YO, YO, THIS BOARDING SEGMENT'S
BROUGHT TO YOU BY TURBO MINI —
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127. SUCK, SWALLOW, RELEASE.
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128. YOU'VE JUST BEEN BOARDED.
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129. [ SLURP! BELCH! ]
I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN
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130. OUT THERE WITH YOU AND YOUR
BOARDERS.
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131. YEAH, BRA, I REALLY
MISSED YOU ON THE RAMPS, FOR
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132. REAL.
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133. ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'RE
NOW HANGING OUT IN "THE ZONE"
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134. WITH MY MAIN GIRL ELISHA CUTH—
CUTHBERT.
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135. COOSBERT.
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136. CUTHBERT.
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137. YO, ELISH, WHAT'S UP
WITH THAT PHAT SPREAD IN
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138. MAGAZINE?
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139. MAGAZINE, YEAH.
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140. I DID A MOVIE CALLED
"THE GIRL NEXT DOOR," AND I
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141. PLAYED A PORN STAR.
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142. OH, YEAH.
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143. YO, I GOT TO BRING THIS
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144. UP.
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145. YOU AND ME — WE SAW EACH OTHER
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AT THAT SUSHI
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146. RESTAURANT.
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147. YOU WERE EATING THERE WITH A
FRIEND.
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148. I WAS THERE WITH A FRIEND.
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149. MM-HMM.
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150. I GOT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING, THOUGH.
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151. MY MAN DERRICK HERE, WHEN HE
EATS THE SPICY TUNA, HIS BREATH
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152. STARTS STINKING.
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153. [ HACKING, GROANING ]
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND
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154. THAT.
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155. NO, I DON'T WANT TO SMELL
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156. THAT.
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157. THAT'S GROSS.
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158. THAT'S REALLY — NO, THAT'S
GOOD.
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159. OH PLEASE, JUST...
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160. YO, ELISH, BREAK IT
DOWN FOR US.
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161. HOW DID YOU START IN ACTING?
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162. UM, IT'S A LONG STORY, BUT I
BASICALLY STARTED WHEN I WAS
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163. ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD IN CANADA.
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164. AND, UM, YEAH, I WAS WORKING
THERE, AND THEN WHEN I GRADUATED
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165. HIGH SCHOOL, I MOVED TO
CALIFORNIA AND STARTED —
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166. A'IGHT, WELL, THANK
YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING A PART OF
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167. "THE ZONE."
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168. GREAT.
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169. YO, YOU JUST GOT ZONED.
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170. ZONED.
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171. PLEASE, HANG UP AND TRY
AGAIN.
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172. MY PUPPET FRIENDS ♪
♪ I'M TELLING EVERYBODY ABOUT
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173. THE ALIENS ♪
♪ I'M A WEIRD MAN
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174. YOU JUST WATCHED
BRADLEY NEEDLEHEAD AND THE
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175. VISTA FRESH MOBILE VIRAL CLIP OF
THE WEEK BROUGHT TO YOU BY
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176. VISTA FRESH MOBILE — GET
MOBILE.
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177. HI, YOU'RE WATCHING
"THE JIM AND DERRICK SHOW."
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178. WHOO!
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179. YO, DAWG, YOU DIG TATS,
OR WHAT?
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180. YEAH.
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181. YO, I GET INTO TRIBAL
YIN-YANG GECKOS.
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182. CHECK THIS INK OUT, BRA.
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183. TELL ME ABOUT ALL YOUR
TATTOOS.
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184. UH, WELL, NONE THAT YOU CAN
SEE.
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185. IF YOU HAD TO GET A
TATTOO, WHAT WOULD IT BE OF?
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186. PROBABLY OF A GIRL OR A SNAKE
OR THE EIGHT BALL — SOMETHING
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187. LIKE THAT.
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188. YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE A
DRAGON.
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189. YEAH, DRAGON.
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190. ONE OF MY IDEAS WAS TO
HAVE A DRAGON THAT CIRCLES
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191. AROUND A YIN-YANG WITH THE ANKH
SYMBOL REPEATED, LIKE, FIVE
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192. TIMES.
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193. I KIND OF ENJOY THE TRAMP
STAMP EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT...
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194. [ BAH-BAH-BOOM! ]
IF YOU HAD A CHOICE OF
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195. DOING A DRAGON OR A YIN-YANG,
WHAT WOULD YOU PICK?
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196. PROBABLY A YIN-YANG.
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197. IT'S, LIKE, GOOD VERSUS EVIL, I
GUESS.
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198. YEAH.
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199. IF YOU HAD TO GET A
TATTOO, WHAT WOULD IT BE OF?
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200. AH, COOL.
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201. I HAVE YET MYSELF TO FIND A
TATTOO THAT I —
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202. ALL RIGHT, COOL.
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203. THANKS SO MUCH FOR ASKING ME
QUESTIONS.
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204. PEACE.
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205. HEY, JIM AND DERRICK, I'M
HERE PARTYING AT CLUB BOOST.
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206. I GOT A TOTAL TURBO-FUEL BUZZ
ON, AND THE PARTY IS JUST
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207. GETTING STARTED.
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208. ALL RIGHT, SO, HERE'S THE
DAMAGE.
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209. IF YOU BRING A TURBO FUEL
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210. PURCHASE, YOU GET HALF OFF THE
DOOR.
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211. AND THERE'S TONS OF TURBO FUEL
MAXIMUM ENERGY SODA DRINK
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212. SPECIALS ALL NIGHT LONG.
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213. DON'T FORGET, THERE'S LOADS OF
NUDE MEN ALL UP IN THIS HOUSE.
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214. JIM AND DERRICK, GET YOUR BUTTS
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215. WHOO!
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216. "WAZ THE DAMAGE?" BROUGHT TO YOU
BY TORDO'S FLAVOR DUST — LUST
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217. THE DUST.
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218. WELCOME BACK, Y'ALL.
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219. YO, JIM, CHECK THIS.
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220. WE ARE ALMOST READY TO BEGIN THE
TURBO FUEL MAXIMUM ENERGY SODA
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221. CHUG CONTEST.
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222. YO, BUT BEFORE WE DO,
LET'S GET WITH DJ DREZZ FOR THE
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223. JIM AND DERRICK PHLASH BACK.
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224. YO, KICK IT, DREZZ.
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225. THAT'S WHACK.
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226. AWESOME.
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227. LET'S GET REAL, MAN.
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228. YO.
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229. WHOO!
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230. YO, KICK IT, DREZZ.
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231. A'IGHT THAT ABOUT WRAPS
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232. IT UP FOR US, BUT WE'LL BE
CHECKING YOU OUT NEXT TIME.
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233. YO, "J," YOU READY FOR
THIS?
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234. I'M ABOUT AS READY AS
I'M GONNA BE.
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235. GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
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236. GOOD LUCK TO YOU, BRA.
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237. YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
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238. TIME TO FREAKIN' CHUG.
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239. ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU BOYS KNOW
THE RULES.
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240. LET'S KEEP IT CLEAN.
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241. NO FUNNY BUSINESS.
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242. ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...
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243. CHUG!
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244. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, JIM,
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245. DERRICK.
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246. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, JIM, DERRICK.
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247. CHUG.
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248. C-C-CHUG.
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249. CHUG, CHUG.
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250. C-CHUG, C-CHUG, C-CHUG.
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251. C-C-CHUG.
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252. JIM, DERRICK, DERRICK.
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253. CHUG, CHUG.
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254. CHUG, C-CHUG.
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255. C-C-CHUG, CHUG, C-CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.
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256. CHUG, CHUG.
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257. J-JIM, D-D-DERRICK, DERRICK.
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